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(CNN)   "Israel GDP per capita is better than Palestine's because Jewish culture is better." Romney, master diplomat at work. I, for one, welcome our new Qatar and Luxembourg overlords   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 415
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2012-07-30 09:55:34 PM
Israel can keep him.
 
2012-07-30 09:55:59 PM
Well this thread has...gone to Hell.
 
2012-07-30 09:59:51 PM

skullkrusher: 404 page not found: skullkrusher: 404 page not found: skullkrusher: 404 page not found: Reading is hard. :-/

so is trolling. Work on it. You're not funny or interesting yet

Well, if you're the paragon of conservative wit, that's not all that surprising.

what's not all that surprising? My paragon status has nothing to do with whether you're funny,. You're not and that's regardless of what I do.
Try harder though, snowflake. Keep those chins up.

Awww, you're so cute when you get sensitive.

You really shouldn't have such thin skin if you want to troll. People might say mean stuff to you. Especially if you are as dull as you are.


It's funny that you consider me a troll and yet here you are responding to me. Whatever it takes to keep you from responding to others on this thread I suppose, right?
 
2012-07-30 10:00:48 PM

404 page not found: skullkrusher: 404 page not found: skullkrusher: 404 page not found: Reading is hard. :-/

so is trolling. Work on it. You're not funny or interesting yet

Well, if you're the paragon of conservative wit, that's not all that surprising.

what's not all that surprising? My paragon status has nothing to do with whether you're funny,. You're not and that's regardless of what I do.
Try harder though, snowflake. Keep those chins up.

Awww, you're so cute when you get sensitive.


Have pity on him. He was raised in an inferior culture. The Canadians will enlighten him.
 
2012-07-30 10:00:49 PM

404 page not found: skullkrusher: 404 page not found: skullkrusher: 404 page not found: skullkrusher: 404 page not found: Reading is hard. :-/

so is trolling. Work on it. You're not funny or interesting yet

Well, if you're the paragon of conservative wit, that's not all that surprising.

what's not all that surprising? My paragon status has nothing to do with whether you're funny,. You're not and that's regardless of what I do.
Try harder though, snowflake. Keep those chins up.

Awww, you're so cute when you get sensitive.

You really shouldn't have such thin skin if you want to troll. People might say mean stuff to you. Especially if you are as dull as you are.

It's funny that you consider me a troll and yet here you are responding to me. Whatever it takes to keep you from responding to others on this thread I suppose, right? stop picking on me skullkrusher!


pussy
 
2012-07-30 10:02:11 PM

skullkrusher: 404 page not found: skullkrusher: 404 page not found: skullkrusher: 404 page not found: skullkrusher: 404 page not found: Reading is hard. :-/

so is trolling. Work on it. You're not funny or interesting yet

Well, if you're the paragon of conservative wit, that's not all that surprising.

what's not all that surprising? My paragon status has nothing to do with whether you're funny,. You're not and that's regardless of what I do.
Try harder though, snowflake. Keep those chins up.

Awww, you're so cute when you get sensitive.

You really shouldn't have such thin skin if you want to troll. People might say mean stuff to you. Especially if you are as dull as you are.

It's funny that you consider me a troll and yet here you are responding to me. Whatever it takes to keep you from responding to others on this thread I suppose, right? !

skullkrusher is a pussy!


Jeezus, who's boring?
 
2012-07-30 10:03:21 PM
Also, you can really tell when the wheels are spinning when the insults start flying. It's amazingly consistent.
 
2012-07-30 10:03:49 PM
That's the way to antagonize people, skullkrusher. Why you wasting your time with those other lame alts of yours? :)
 
2012-07-30 10:05:29 PM

LargeCanine: Romney is right.

Some people can't handle the truth.



I have a friend who was married to a middle-class Palestinian from Israel, and she agrees completely with this. There are two types of Palestinians: The middle-class ones who have done their best to share Israeli values. They're successful. And then there's the white-trash version of Palestinians who live in the West Bank, won't let their women work or their girls gain an education, and then wonder why their economy is in the crapper.
 
2012-07-30 10:06:57 PM

Farker Soze: That's the way to antagonize people, skullkrusher. Why you wasting your time with those other lame alts of yours? :)


I break out whidbey when I want to get my wishy-washy, approval seeking non-committal PacNW stoner persona going. Once in a while I'll roll with Phil Francis Q when I want to see how much I can lie before someone calls me out. Other times I play with Farker Soze to ask myself stupid questions ;)
 
2012-07-30 10:07:46 PM

404 page not found: Jeezus, who's boring?


still you. It's gonna take more than 5 minutes of practice, lil buddy.
 
2012-07-30 10:07:55 PM

whidbey: Still waiting for you to elaborate on why you believe Romney "is right" or concede the point, BigJake.


lmao you're cute when you're pompous
 
2012-07-30 10:08:14 PM

Catsaregreen: LargeCanine: Romney is right.

Some people can't handle the truth.


I have a friend who was married to a middle-class Palestinian from Israel, and she agrees completely with this. There are two types of Palestinians: The middle-class ones who have done their best to share Israeli values. They're successful. And then there's the white-trash version of Palestinians who live in the West Bank, won't let their women work or their girls gain an education, and then wonder why their economy is in the crapper.


(Not so) Oddly reminiscent of what is said about African-American culture here.
 
2012-07-30 10:08:44 PM
So can we stop sending them money now?
 
2012-07-30 10:08:44 PM

whidbey: And this is flat-out uncalled for.


What? Letting you know that I owe you no posts? Cry more
 
2012-07-30 10:09:59 PM

BigJake: whidbey: And this is flat-out uncalled for.

What? Letting you know that I owe you no posts? Cry more


Well, if you can't back up your point, I can understand why you'd feel that way.

Trolling me over it isn't acceptable, though.
 
2012-07-30 10:11:28 PM

BigJake: whidbey: Still waiting for you to elaborate on why you believe Romney "is right" or concede the point, BigJake.

lmao you're cute when you're pompous


And this is also uncalled for. Just letting you know.

I've asked you enough times to clarify your position, and if you can't, concede the point.
 
2012-07-30 10:13:10 PM

whidbey: Well, if you can't back up your point, I can understand why you'd feel that way.

Trolling me over it isn't acceptable, though.


1. you have a really curious definition of trolling,
2. you do not define what is acceptable at any rate,
3. I have nothing to add to the hundreds of posts in front of me aside from another voice saying "he's right." I cannot recall the last thread over two hundred posts where an original thought was expressed past about the 150th post or so.

You do not define what is acceptable, who owes you posts, or the ground over which a debate is had. You are not a moderator, so quit trying to backseat drive.
 
2012-07-30 10:14:56 PM

skullkrusher: Farker Soze: That's the way to antagonize people, skullkrusher. Why you wasting your time with those other lame alts of yours? :)

I break out whidbey when I want to get my wishy-washy, approval seeking non-committal PacNW stoner persona going. Once in a while I'll roll with Phil Francis Q when I want to see how much I can lie before someone calls me out. Other times I play with Farker Soze to ask myself stupid questions ;)


So I'm a personality construct that exists in another person's mind? To be honest that would explain a lot.
 
2012-07-30 10:15:55 PM

Farker Soze: skullkrusher: Farker Soze: That's the way to antagonize people, skullkrusher. Why you wasting your time with those other lame alts of yours? :)

I break out whidbey when I want to get my wishy-washy, approval seeking non-committal PacNW stoner persona going. Once in a while I'll roll with Phil Francis Q when I want to see how much I can lie before someone calls me out. Other times I play with Farker Soze to ask myself stupid questions ;)

So I'm a personality construct that exists in another person's mind? To be honest that would explain a lot.


you just, like, blew our mind, dude.
Go get us a beer.
 
2012-07-30 10:20:44 PM

skullkrusher: Farker Soze: That's the way to antagonize people, skullkrusher. Why you wasting your time with those other lame alts of yours? :)

I break out whidbey when I want to get my wishy-washy, approval seeking non-committal PacNW stoner persona going. ;)


You certainly have a bizarre impression of my posting style, dude. Gotta say. ;~p
 
2012-07-30 10:47:58 PM
I thought Rmoney was a pompous amoral bloviating douchebag who only cared about fattening the wallets of himself and his 1% friends, but now I realize he is also a retard.
 
2012-07-30 10:51:11 PM

skullkrusher: 404 page not found: Jeezus, who's boring?

still you. It's gonna take more than 5 minutes of practice, lil buddy.


lol no you are!
 
2012-07-30 10:52:56 PM
www.doublespeakshow.com

i31.photobucket.com
 
Ehh
2012-07-30 11:24:40 PM
teto85: I thought Rmoney was a pompous amoral bloviating douchebag who only cared about fattening the wallets of himself and his 1% friends, but now I realize he is also a retard.

THIS.

Also: WTF Republican Party?
 
2012-07-30 11:46:39 PM
Skullcrusher hates being wrong and will do anything not to admit it. And he's never been funny.
 
2012-07-30 11:53:19 PM

Catsaregreen: LargeCanine: Romney is right.

Some people can't handle the truth.


I have a friend who was married to a middle-class Palestinian from Israel, and she agrees completely with this. There are two types of Palestinians: The middle-class ones who have done their best to share Israeli values. They're successful. And then there's the white-trash version of Palestinians who live in the West Bank, won't let their women work or their girls gain an education, and then wonder why their economy is in the crapper.


So what your friend is suggesting is that every poor palestinian in the west bank or gaza moves to Israel, where they will be given acceptance, citizenship and a fair crack at making a middle class life for themselves? That israel will allow this, and your friends relatives will be delighted to see their compatriots join in the rich pickings just waiting for them to start pulling their bootstraps?
 
2012-07-31 12:02:07 AM

gaspode: Catsaregreen: LargeCanine: Romney is right.

Some people can't handle the truth.


I have a friend who was married to a middle-class Palestinian from Israel, and she agrees completely with this. There are two types of Palestinians: The middle-class ones who have done their best to share Israeli values. They're successful. And then there's the white-trash version of Palestinians who live in the West Bank, won't let their women work or their girls gain an education, and then wonder why their economy is in the crapper.

So what your friend is suggesting is that every poor palestinian in the west bank or gaza moves to Israel, where they will be given acceptance, citizenship and a fair crack at making a middle class life for themselves? That israel will allow this, and your friends relatives will be delighted to see their compatriots join in the rich pickings just waiting for them to start pulling their bootstraps?



Palestinians face far worse discrimination in neighboring countries. They can't even hold a job in Lebanon.
 
2012-07-31 12:03:17 AM
He's right. If it wasn't for oil all Muslims would be eating dirt. Most still do anyway.
 
2012-07-31 12:05:16 AM

DempseySR26: He's right. If it wasn't for oil all Muslims would be eating dirt. Most still do anyway.


And you will always be white trash.
 
2012-07-31 12:19:45 AM
Is this the thread where we either suck Israel's political dick, or get called anti-semites?
 
2012-07-31 12:29:35 AM

DempseySR26: He's right. If it wasn't for oil all Muslims would be eating dirt. Most still do anyway.



That explains Texas too
 
2012-07-31 12:50:32 AM
When a culture is better than another it just means which one you'd prefer to live in. Telling some of the world's wealthiest Jews that Israel is richer than the Palestinians because it has a better culture is buttering them up. It also comes off to the rest of us as serious Mr. Burns material. Are people really that loyal to party over all to keep current national polls even?
 
2012-07-31 12:52:41 AM

intelligent comment below:


Palestinians face far worse discrimination in neighboring countries. They can't even hold a job in Lebanon.


And? Try to remember the subject here, which is Mittens, and your, claim that the palestinians have no reason at all to have a lower GDP per capita than Israel, other than their cultural inferiority.
 
2012-07-31 01:13:52 AM

gaspode: and your



Say what?
 
2012-07-31 01:15:43 AM
Let's see. Only Anglo-Saxons are real Americans.1 Jews are good with money.2 Obama is a foreigner because he grew up overseas in places like Hawaii.3

1. Overzealous Romney staffer
2. Romneybot
3. Romney drone John Sununu


It looks like Obama has to do is say nothing while Romney self-destructs.
 
2012-07-31 01:17:13 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Please let him go to China, please let him go to China, please let him go to China...


I doubt the Chinese have time for him.
 
2012-07-31 01:21:22 AM
Last time I checked, Israel was a nation state. And Palestine was farked by Jordan, Syria and Egypt. Palestine GDP is probably less than those three countries too.

/Lets give Syria to Palestinians but I suspect the Muslims would have an issue with this.
 
2012-07-31 01:28:35 AM

Chimperror2: Last time I checked, Israel was a nation state. And Palestine was farked by Jordan, Syria and Egypt. Palestine GDP is probably less than those three countries too.

/Lets give Syria to Palestinians but I suspect the Muslims would have an issue with this.


The problem is, like anyone kicked out of their house by a deadbeat distant relative who disappeared for a number of years, they kind of want their own house back. They don't want someone else's house.
 
2012-07-31 01:43:40 AM
Congratulations, GOP. You found a nominee that is even worse than Bush.

The President is THE face of foreign relations. And this retard...

I have no words.
 
2012-07-31 01:46:18 AM

Chimperror2: Last time I checked, Israel was a nation state. And Palestine was farked by Jordan, Syria and Egypt. Palestine GDP is probably less than those three countries too.

/Lets give Syria to Palestinians but I suspect the Muslims would have an issue with this.


Geographically, Gaza could go to Egypt and the West Bank to Jordan, but the Palestinians don't want that. They want a country of Palestine. The only question for them is how to get it. The Palestinian Authority has signed on to the Oslo accords while Hamas prefers terrorism.
 
2012-07-31 02:00:26 AM

nekulor: The problem is, like anyone kicked out of their house by a deadbeat distant relative who disappeared for a number of years, they kind of want their own house back. They don't want someone else's house.



Tell me how many really had houses in current day Israel?

Their wonderful leader Arafat was himself actually born in Cairo


Bucky Katt: but the Palestinians don't want that. They want a country of Palestine.



They don't really have a choice. No country nearby wants to take them in and in fact has kicked many out, raising the number of refugees that Israel has to deal with.
 
2012-07-31 02:01:03 AM

starsrift: Congratulations, GOP. You found a nominee that is even worse than Bush.

The President is THE face of foreign relations. And this retard...

I have no words.


This could be a good thing. For neocons.
 
2012-07-31 02:36:33 AM
The British press put it best

Romney's charm offensive is devoid of charm and mildly offensive
 
2012-07-31 02:43:50 AM
And this is the man Republicans want running the United States. A man who has less tact and care than Godzilla in downtown Tokyo, and who is likely going to cause far more damage if he doesn't learn to stop being stupid.

But hey, I guess it's worth it if it gets that horrible black secret Muslim foreigner out of the White House, right? No price is too high to pay if it means one-upping those evil libs.
 
2012-07-31 03:16:59 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: And this is the man Republicans want running the United States. A man who has less tact and care than Godzilla in downtown Tokyo, and who is likely going to cause far more damage if he doesn't learn to stop being stupid.

But hey, I guess it's worth it if it gets that horrible black secret Muslim foreigner out of the White House, right? No price is too high to pay if it means one-upping those evil libs.



It got Bush Jr elected. Do you think they believe it wont work again?
 
2012-07-31 03:17:31 AM

whidbey: This could be a good thing. For neocons.


Pity that their "starve the beast" philosophy only works on social spending, not military.
 
2012-07-31 04:03:31 AM

intelligent comment below: Keizer_Ghidorah: And this is the man Republicans want running the United States. A man who has less tact and care than Godzilla in downtown Tokyo, and who is likely going to cause far more damage if he doesn't learn to stop being stupid.

But hey, I guess it's worth it if it gets that horrible black secret Muslim foreigner out of the White House, right? No price is too high to pay if it means one-upping those evil libs.

It got Bush Jr elected. Do you think they believe it wont work again?


Honestly, sometimes it's hard to not wonder if their plan is to just completely implode America in a "If we can't have it, NO ONE CAN!" blaze of glory. Looking at their policies, it's clear they don't give a shiat about the majority of the citizens, foreign policy, or anything except domination and control. All of their candidates for this election, most of them have bailed or tripped, and Romney's the best they have. It would be quite amusing if it wasn't terrifying.
 
2012-07-31 04:52:29 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: intelligent comment below: Keizer_Ghidorah: And this is the man Republicans want running the United States. A man who has less tact and care than Godzilla in downtown Tokyo, and who is likely going to cause far more damage if he doesn't learn to stop being stupid.

But hey, I guess it's worth it if it gets that horrible black secret Muslim foreigner out of the White House, right? No price is too high to pay if it means one-upping those evil libs.

It got Bush Jr elected. Do you think they believe it wont work again?

Honestly, sometimes it's hard to not wonder if their plan is to just completely implode America in a "If we can't have it, NO ONE CAN!" blaze of glory. Looking at their policies, it's clear they don't give a shiat about the majority of the citizens, foreign policy, or anything except domination and control. All of their candidates for this election, most of them have bailed or tripped, and Romney's the best they have. It would be quite amusing if it wasn't terrifying.



That's their plan. Destroy everyone elses wealth and laugh all the way to the bank when the plebs come begging to borrow money. Bankrupt the country and give corporations and the rich the ultimate power again, just like the Gilded Age. The damn internet age is making their lies much easier to spot though, so they have to keep hiding it all in pseudo religious rhetoric.
 
2012-07-31 07:12:00 AM

RoyBatty:
Obama's auto search isn't any better


Dunno, I got for "Obama is ": osama, a cactus, muslim, dead, gay, and even "a good president because". That's not as bad as:

i6.photobucket.com
 
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