Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Heh, she should just cut some epitaphs into her skin and claim hate crime. The donations would come pouring in.

Did you mean epithets? Because yours is funnier.

For just the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can help this skank out....won't you please help today?

Is there an option to just throw the money directly into her vagina? I have a couple of wishes to make and a fist-full of quarters I'm not doing anything with.

Face like a dog licking piss off a nettle.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Heh, she should just cut some epitaphs into her skin and claim hate crime. The donations would come pouring in.

She really needs to become a school bus monitor.

/cha-ching!

23FPB23: Man, I bet after having all those kids, her vagina is HUGE!

OK, trolly mctroll troll, I'll bite.

Her vagina is actually super--duper tight because she was artificially inseminated using a jizz needle that didn't even go through the hooch. Then, the children were dispensed like Pez through a slice in some other region well safe of the vertical zombie mouth.

So, her snatch is not like a freakin' car wash bay, OK? Now, if you want to speculate on whether it's packed with crabs drowning in genital wart ooze, feel free.

My God.... that face...

groppet: So if she cant afford the down payment how will she afford teh monthly payment?

"Tomorrow is another day! Yes, I'll think about that--tomorrow."

She might have to adjust her standard of living a little bit. Big house in nice California neighborhood? NOT YOURS

I am SHOCKED her porno didn't make any money. I mean she has a decent set of fake boobs but it was just boring. Give her to Rocco and that may be worth watching.