FARK.com: (7240387) Turns out, Octomom's stripper gig and porno didn't earn her enough to stave off foreclosure, so now she's begging "fans" to donate $150,000 to save her home

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		Turns out, Octomom's stripper gig and porno didn't earn her enough to stave off foreclosure, so now she's begging "fans" to donate $150,000 to save her home (tmz.com)		112
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scottydoesntknow		2012-07-30 12:04:47 PM

What about the new Octoloan?

imgsrv.ktk985.com

I actually saw a commercial for it over the weekend (watching Bernie Mac on BET). Her voice alone made me change the channel

Saborlas		2012-07-30 12:29:10 PM

Sorry, I ain't coughing up any cash for anything short of DP.

gilgigamesh		2012-07-30 12:39:37 PM

Jesus, just turn to prostitution and get it over with already.

It's more honorable than begging.

Walker		2012-07-30 12:42:59 PM

scottydoesntknow: What about the new Octoloan?

[imgsrv.ktk985.com image 550x360]

I actually saw a commercial for it over the weekend (watching Bernie Mac on BET). Her voice alone made me change the channel

800% interest

A fool and his money are soon parted.

brap		2012-07-30 01:20:35 PM

Done and Done.

Oh wait, she's not a Farker?

GOT DAMMIT SO MUCH!

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-07-30 01:58:29 PM

Heh, she should just cut some epitaphs into her skin and claim hate crime. The donations would come pouring in.

Tetsujin Chico		2012-07-30 01:59:41 PM

On the condition that she be locked in it never to be seen in public again.

/that includes the webcam.

Somaticasual		2012-07-30 02:02:54 PM

Walker: scottydoesntknow: What about the new Octoloan?

[imgsrv.ktk985.com image 550x360]

I actually saw a commercial for it over the weekend (watching Bernie Mac on BET). Her voice alone made me change the channel

800% interest

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Sheesh. They're giving capital one a run for their money on the interest rate..

titwrench		2012-07-30 02:04:51 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Heh, she should just cut some epitaphs into her skin and claim hate crime. The donations would come pouring in.

Did you mean epithets? Because yours is funnier.

karnal		2012-07-30 02:05:24 PM

"the mother of 14 is begging her fans for $150,000 so she can put a down payment on a new pad."

For just a down payment? 150,000?

Easy Reader		2012-07-30 02:06:27 PM

Just wait 'til she joins WBC.

Wellon Dowd		2012-07-30 02:07:23 PM

scottydoesntknow: What about the new Octoloan?

[imgsrv.ktk985.com image 550x360]

I actually saw a commercial for it over the weekend (watching Bernie Mac on BET). Her voice alone made me change the channel

That's the best looking picture of her I've ever seen.

oldfarthenry		2012-07-30 02:08:55 PM

Thunderdome - naked Octomom vs nude Kate Gosselin - with weapons - and the dome is full of Jello.

I'll write a big cheque as soon as I stop vomiting!

ReapTheChaos		2012-07-30 02:10:16 PM

For one, I seriously doubt she has the kind of fans who have that kind of money. Second, 150k for a down payment? That must be one hell of a house.

Ashtrey		2012-07-30 02:11:06 PM

So how many times do most parents get evicted, go hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, get sued by a strip club for breach of conduct, and have neighbors complain about the conditions of their home before they have their children taken away?

Wellon Dowd		2012-07-30 02:12:13 PM

Ashtrey: So how many times do most parents get evicted, go hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, get sued by a strip club for breach of conduct, and have neighbors complain about the conditions of their home before they have their children taken away?

Three times for my mom.

therecksays		2012-07-30 02:14:36 PM

I am SHOCKED her porno didn't make any money. I mean she has a decent set of fake boobs but it was just boring. Give her to Rocco and that may be worth watching.

SkylineRecords		2012-07-30 02:14:39 PM

And she has, so far, raised $150, approximately %1 of her goal. The LULZ, they're overwhelming.

Teaser		2012-07-30 02:15:37 PM

I wonder why the stripping thing didn't pan out. Oh, wait...

i.dailymail.co.uk

qorkfiend		2012-07-30 02:17:53 PM

ReapTheChaos: For one, I seriously doubt she has the kind of fans who have that kind of money. Second, 150k for a down payment? That must be one hell of a house.

Down payment's supposed to be what, 20%? So the house would be about $750,000 market value. Bonus: monthly payment @ 7% is nearly $4,000.

MoronLessOff		2012-07-30 02:20:23 PM

scottydoesntknow: What about the new Octoloan?

[imgsrv.ktk985.com image 550x360]

I actually saw a commercial for it over the weekend (watching Bernie Mac on BET). Her voice alone made me change the channel

This can't be real...can it?

She should cam. There's worse on MFC.

MadMonk		2012-07-30 02:21:16 PM

We should get a pool going about how many of her kids wind up going in and out of jail for most of their lives.

reverendsaintjay		2012-07-30 02:21:17 PM

Is there an option to just throw the money directly into her vagina? I have a couple of wishes to make and a fist-full of quarters I'm not doing anything with.

Rann Xerox		2012-07-30 02:22:35 PM

oldfarthenry: Thunderdome - naked Octomom vs nude Kate Gosselin - with weapons - and the dome is full of Jello.

I'll write a big cheque as soon as I stop vomiting!

Two AW's enter, jello is set on fire, no one leaves.

DivorceWar Veteran		2012-07-30 02:29:02 PM

Rann Xerox: oldfarthenry: Thunderdome - naked Octomom vs nude Kate Gosselin - with weapons - and the dome is full of Jello.

I'll write a big cheque as soon as I stop vomiting!

Two AW's enter, jello is set on fire, no one leaves.

So much THIS

palelizard		2012-07-30 02:31:15 PM

Take the kids away and toss her ass in debtor's prison as an example to everyone else. Maybe she can get on the "Scared Straight" tour, and go around to high schools talking to gymnasiums full of reprobates. "Hi, kids, I'm Octomom. I've got severe malignant narcissism and an addiction to being preggers. Don't be an attention whore!"

Quantum Apostrophe		2012-07-30 02:34:40 PM

Isn't a house an investment? Shouldn't it protect you when you're short on money, like a good investment should? Looks like a home is a liability. Hmmm.

LeroyBourne		2012-07-30 02:36:21 PM

Teaser: I wonder why the stripping thing didn't pan out. Oh, wait...

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Ok, what's with that bulge in her crotchal region?

Do the needful		2012-07-30 02:42:35 PM

LeroyBourne: Teaser: I wonder why the stripping thing didn't pan out. Oh, wait...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x526]

Ok, what's with that bulge in her crotchal region?

It's her vagina trying desperately to escape.

PsyLord		2012-07-30 02:47:08 PM

I would contribute money to her only if she emigrates to Canada.

Masterstuff		2012-07-30 02:48:22 PM

Teaser: I wonder why the stripping thing didn't pan out. Oh, wait...

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ihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyou
ihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyoufapihateyouihateyoufapihateyouih
ihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyou

/full of hate

gshepnyc		2012-07-30 02:54:00 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Isn't a house an investment? Shouldn't it protect you when you're short on money, like a good investment should? Looks like a home is a liability. Hmmm.

It's an investment for the bank that holds the mortgage.

Apos		2012-07-30 02:54:45 PM

"Fans"? Does she even have a retinue of sycophants?

Headso		2012-07-30 02:55:22 PM

Even if you did get the 150k for a down payment, who is going to give you a loan when you just got your house foreclosed on.

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker		2012-07-30 02:57:37 PM

karnal: "the mother of 14 is begging her fans for $150,000 so she can put a down payment on a new pad."

For just a down payment? 150,000?

15 bedrooms can't be cheap

cretinbob		2012-07-30 03:02:29 PM

NO!

cryinoutloud		2012-07-30 03:02:40 PM

She might have to adjust her standard of living a little bit. Big house in nice California neighborhood? NOT YOURS

2.bp.blogspot.com

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit		2012-07-30 03:04:03 PM

For just the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can help this skank out....won't you please help today?

Cheron		2012-07-30 03:05:59 PM

Teaser: I wonder why the stripping thing didn't pan out. Oh, wait...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x526]

Please even Fark has standards.

wildcardjack		2012-07-30 03:13:38 PM

I'll pay for five gallons of gas.

/I know, wrong joke.

Ronnie_Zman		2012-07-30 03:30:54 PM

Walker: scottydoesntknow: What about the new Octoloan?

[imgsrv.ktk985.com image 550x360]

I actually saw a commercial for it over the weekend (watching Bernie Mac on BET). Her voice alone made me change the channel

800% interest

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Your link is NSFW (or lunch)

Your link is NSFW (or lunch)

Your link is NSFW (or lunch)

groppet		2012-07-30 03:31:10 PM

So if she cant afford the down payment how will she afford teh monthly payment?

alwaysjaded		2012-07-30 03:32:55 PM

scottydoesntknow: What about the new Octoloan?

I actually saw a commercial for it over the weekend (watching Bernie Mac on BET). Her voice alone made me change the channel

What the fark does that woman have to do with payday loans? What's next, Stephen Hawking pimping motor oil?

StrangeQ		2012-07-30 03:34:53 PM

Whatever happened to Celebrity Deathmatch? Is that still around? Because I would totally pay to see her put in a ring with Sarah Palin. And then whoever wins gets shot for good measure.

browneye		2012-07-30 03:36:22 PM

And so the slow train wreak continues....

MoronLessOff		2012-07-30 03:37:30 PM

groppet: So if she cant afford the down payment how will she afford teh monthly payment?

If she can convince them to go down, she might be able to afford it.

/forced pun is forced.

scottydoesntknow		2012-07-30 03:43:21 PM

StrangeQ: Whatever happened to Celebrity Deathmatch? Is that still around? Because I would totally pay to see her put in a ring with Sarah Palin. And then whoever wins gets shot for good measure.

How about Sarah and Bristol vs. Octomom and her brood? Sarah and Octomom battle it out while the brood tears apart Bristol like the Prawns on that evil military guy in District 9.

cryinoutloud		2012-07-30 03:44:50 PM

groppet: So if she cant afford the down payment how will she afford teh monthly payment?

"Tomorrow is another day! Yes, I'll think about that--tomorrow."

4.bp.blogspot.com

Giltric		2012-07-30 04:03:02 PM

Damn, I was so far off base when I said she had a case of the gimmes.

Whar iz yir whyt nyt naow........

DubyaHater		2012-07-30 04:07:00 PM

Teaser: I wonder why the stripping thing didn't pan out. Oh, wait...

I just felt my Dunkin Donuts coffee in the back of my throat. I'll be damned if I'm going lose my favorite coffee to Octomom's stretch marks.

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