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2012-07-30 02:55:29 PM
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Contrabulous Flabtraption: I liked the movie but the twist with the woman at the end was entirely unnecessary. It would have been better if Batman fought Bane to the death and Bane remained the boy in the pit. The truck could have been driven by any henchman. And the stab wound did nothing to hinder Batman anyway


I found the twist to be great as it fit with Batman canon. Batman fighting Bane to the death isn't good either as Batman doesn't kill people. That's Batman 101.
2012-07-30 03:39:49 PM
2 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Zombie DJ:
3) Speaking of which, when Wayne throws the rope over after getting out, did he just release a bunch of killers and rapists on the city it's near? what a dick.

Yeah, but they had hearts of gold...and of murder and rape

He might have had the idea that even murderers didn't deserve to be in that type of place. Also, he may have liked rape.


He did say "rape" twice.

Didn't somebody say "Its Bane's prison now."? Who knows who those prisoners are or what crimes they committed? Perhaps they were just people who go in Bane's way.
2012-07-30 09:20:31 PM
1 votes:
I liked the movie, but it's no Arkham City.
2012-07-30 07:44:12 PM
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: serial_crusher: ok, I totally didn't realize that was Scarecrow judging people.

The movie needed more Scarecrow, mainly because I love Cillian Murphy in the strongest, non-gay way possible..


I'm with you in the completely heterosexual love of Cillian Murphy, but his presence really didn't add anything to the last two films.

I thoroughly enjoyed the film (so much so that I didn't even see the obvious twist until it happened) but there were definitely issues with it.
2012-07-30 05:39:39 PM
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2012-07-30 05:18:49 PM
1 votes:

I am Wee Todd Ed: If you like Tom Hardy rent or netflix "Bronson" his performance is right up there with Hopkins as Dr. Lector. Dude is freaking creepy!


Absolutely. He was SO underused in Batman. Even though Bronson isn't that great a movie, Hardy should have gotten an Oscar nod for his portrayal. He was unbelievable.

I swear I may be the only person in the world who was totally underwhelmed by Dark Knight Rises. In the same way I was underwhelmed by Batman Begins. I think the reason I enjoyed Dark Knight so much was because the Joker was a great character. I just don't find Bruce Wayne interesting. Anne Hathaway was good but she was underused as well.

Even the story I found cheesey. At the end of it, I was trying to hold in giggles in how stupid it was getting.
2012-07-30 05:02:43 PM
1 votes:

Waxing_Chewbacca: So vote Dent?


Look I'm not saying that scene was a beacon of pro-torture. What I got out of that scene was Joker is a complete madman that you just can't break. He got the sh*t kicked out of him, still laughed in his face and even still gave him the wrong address because he knew he would try and save his girl.

That just made him seem that more twisted
2012-07-30 04:57:45 PM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: I really enjoyed the anti-Occupy Wall Street theme in the movie



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2012-07-30 03:45:16 PM
1 votes:

I am Wee Todd Ed: The whole rich chick who Bruce banged was really Ra's kid, Talia, and it was her who escaped the pit was a good twist.


In retrospect, that wasn't much of a twist if you were paying attention to the dialogue.

Everyone assumed that it was Bane that escaped, but Bane himself told Batman at their fight in the sewers that he didn't see light until he was a man. The one that escaped the pit was a child.
2012-07-30 03:40:46 PM
1 votes:
Why did Batman/Bruce Wayne have to live? He should have died and the whole you-thought-i-exploded-but-i-didn't-and-somehow-end-up-with-catwoman-a nd-alfred-saw-me-alive-at-the-cafe-so-everything-turned-out-okay was kind of dumb.

The whole rich chick who Bruce banged was really Ra's kid, Talia, and it was her who escaped the pit was a good twist.

If you like Tom Hardy rent or netflix "Bronson" his performance is right up there with Hopkins as Dr. Lector. Dude is freaking creepy!
2012-07-30 02:59:11 PM
1 votes:
Cute. As for #10 "paralyzed subjects return to 'Peak fighting condition' within days", I guess they missed the part where it was ~5 months from the time Bruce Wayne was tossed into the pit to the time he escaped, which is enough time for a herniated disc to heal.
2012-07-30 02:51:18 PM
1 votes:
I liked the movie but the twist with the woman at the end was entirely unnecessary. It would have been better if Batman fought Bane to the death and Bane remained the boy in the pit. The truck could have been driven by any henchman. And the stab wound did nothing to hinder Batman anyway
2012-07-30 02:47:18 PM
1 votes:
Nitpicking thread? And here we....go!
2012-07-30 02:22:57 PM
1 votes:
I thought the explanation for why nobody would put the Bruce Wayne and the Batman deaths together was because Crane was executing the wealthy, so everyone assumed that Wayne was either killed at his house or executed by Crane's court.
 
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