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(The Hollywood Reporter) much would you pay for head from a Wookiee?   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Star Wars, Chewbacca, Profiles in History, concept art  
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5375 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 30 Jul 2012 at 12:43 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-30 12:45:53 PM  
Ummm, no.
2012-07-30 12:47:55 PM  
Hey, Subby, I had a few beers, she had a few beers, we were flirting and one thing led to another and we took care of business. But your mom ain't no wookie. (As long as her back is freshly shaven.)
2012-07-30 12:48:38 PM  
This is Fark, I was expecting this.

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2012-07-30 12:49:23 PM  
This sounds Khloe Kardashian-esque in nature.....Will not click,subby.
2012-07-30 12:49:43 PM  
I don't know. Did anyone ask Lamar?
2012-07-30 12:51:27 PM  

Rhames: This is Fark, I was expecting this.

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That's what I was expecting, as well. I think the going price is around $2 million:

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2012-07-30 01:00:09 PM  
From the movie:

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From the auction:

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/methinks someone is being taken
2012-07-30 01:07:19 PM  
As someone that has got a handy from an Ewok it's not worth it even for free.
2012-07-30 01:08:13 PM  
I dont want it to use any teeth!
2012-07-30 01:20:54 PM  
Considering that they have been known to rip people's arms out of the socket, I think I'll pass.
2012-07-30 01:23:04 PM  
0.00, but if it had been a Gelfling...
2012-07-30 01:33:42 PM  
I'm surprised it got out of Luca$'s hand$.

I know that someone got 2 of the ships (X-wing/Y-Wing) from the first film. Never been found or come up for auction to the best of my knowledge.
2012-07-30 01:44:05 PM  
Depends if the bounty hunter has a thermal detonator.
2012-07-30 01:45:13 PM  
Better a Wookie than Snookie ...less chance of catching a disease
2012-07-30 01:52:40 PM  
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2012-07-30 01:54:54 PM  
Not for all the spice on Kessel.
2012-07-30 02:02:17 PM  

MDGeist: 0.00, but if it had been a Gelfling...

Or better yet, Aughra. Have you seen the tits on that chick?
2012-07-30 02:25:22 PM  

buntz: From the movie:

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From the auction:

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/methinks someone is being taken

You have to read through the double talk.

Profiles described it as the finest "screen correct" Chewbacca headpiece in private hands. It comprises a screen-used full-head cowl finished with period-made facial pieces, such as the front jaw, nose, teeth and tongue.

Notice they say "screen correct" when the normal term would be "screen used" for something that actually appeared in the movie? What was in the movie was several pieces applied to the face/head of the actor, it wasn't a hood he just pulled over his head. This is apparently something someone made out of left over bits and pieces. As far as the "screen used head cowl", that is nothing but the piece worn as a base for all the other appliances.
2012-07-30 02:35:36 PM  
I'm holding out for the Jar Jar concept drawings.
2012-07-30 02:38:49 PM  

WhiskeySticks: I'm holding out for the Jar Jar concept drawings.

Those can be found here
2012-07-30 03:22:12 PM  


Rule 34 in play
2012-07-30 04:11:02 PM  
I don't know. Let's ask these dudes: Full Size
2012-07-30 04:29:26 PM  
That original poster art was just awesome.
2012-07-30 04:35:43 PM  
And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of the wookie.
2012-07-30 04:41:39 PM much would you pay for head from a Wookiee?

Was this one of those unreleased tracks from the The Star Wars Christmas Album?
2012-07-30 06:04:01 PM  
According to Anarchy Steering Committee $0.50

I Wanna Be a Stormtrooper
2012-07-30 06:04:26 PM  

MDGeist: 0.00, but if it had been a Gelfling...

Hey, you leave Taylor Swift out of this.
2012-07-30 06:21:04 PM  
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2012-07-30 06:25:09 PM  
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Everyone needs a little head.
2012-07-30 08:33:52 PM  
Let's all say it together:

2012-07-30 09:26:17 PM  
I once had a girlfriend who didn't shave anywhere on her body. Is that close enough?
2012-07-30 09:36:57 PM  
It depends. Is it made of veal?

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2012-07-31 12:35:53 AM  
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2012-07-31 01:26:24 AM  
Same as in the Adega system, 20 Corellian credits!
2012-07-31 01:28:59 AM  

Strega: [Penny Arcade Comic]

I thought I'd been through their entire back catalog and I sure don't remember that one. Nice.
2012-07-31 02:54:37 AM  
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2012-07-31 11:27:40 AM  
Who would want head from this guy??????

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