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(Daily Mail)   You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson. Really? Because redheaded, hot, lesbian, nerdy, MILF works for me   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 152
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2012-07-30 04:06:37 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson


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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!


I've seen exactly 1 episode of Dr. Who, and I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!
 
2012-07-30 04:08:30 PM  

Mugato: I got some fluid sexuality for her. Amirite?

'I was talking to Out about gays and choice, and the view that you can just choose not to be gay in some way.

Ohhhhh. The homos aren't going to like that.


"Fluid sexuality". That is why homosexuality will never be considered a true protected class like race. At least she's honest.

These people need to get on the same page about that before they protest for "rights" based upon it.
 
2012-07-30 04:10:39 PM  
She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.
 
2012-07-30 04:17:22 PM  
Peter: "Can you use it in a libelous sentence?"

Tom Tucker: "Gillian Anderson & Helen Hunt are lesbians"
 
2012-07-30 04:19:38 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.


Go on...
 
2012-07-30 04:20:32 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.


They should do a film together where they're trapped in a combined space and their boobs are squashed together for approximately 92.3% of the film.
 
2012-07-30 04:25:08 PM  
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-07-30 04:30:15 PM  

SaltyDonnie: "Fluid sexuality". That is why homosexuality will never be considered a true protected class like race. At least she's honest.

These people need to get on the same page about that before they protest for "rights" based upon it.


1) It doesn't need to be. Gender is the trait at issue, not sexual orientation per se. Specifically, in almost every case of discrimination on this issue, the perpetrator has no direct knowledge of the subject's sexual orientation, but is rather making a judgement based on gender and/or gender stereotypes.
In other words, Ellen can't marry Portia because Ellen's a woman, not because Ellen's gay, as the clerk has never seen them in bed. Or Brett's getting fired because he fails to act properly masculine, not because his manager caught him blowing someone.

2) Sexual conduct between consenting adults should be separately protected as a fundamental right under the 5th and 14th amendments. Unless it has a compelling interest, the government shouldn't be involved in the contents of your underwear or what you do with them with other consenting adults.
 
2012-07-30 04:33:24 PM  
According to IMDB, she'll be appearing in a movie called `The Curse of The Buxom Strumpet'.
Let's hope she's strumpeting them buxoms of hers.
 
2012-07-30 04:41:35 PM  

NuttierThanEver: attention

 
2012-07-30 04:42:36 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.

They should do a film together where they're trapped in a combined space and their boobs are squashed together for approximately 92.3% of the film.


Write a script for that and have it on my desk in an hour!!!
 
2012-07-30 04:48:31 PM  

groppet: FirstNationalBastard: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.

They should do a film together where they're trapped in a combined space and their boobs are squashed together for approximately 92.3% of the film.

Write a script for that and have it on my desk in an hour!!!


That was the script.
 
2012-07-30 04:51:01 PM  

Charlie Chingas: Guess I'll be the first..

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It's like they shopped the shop!
 
2012-07-30 04:54:12 PM  

Brother_Mouzone: Peter: "Can you use it in a libelous sentence?"

Tom Tucker: "Gillian Anderson & Helen Hunt are lesbians"


Pictures?
 
2012-07-30 04:55:56 PM  

Grapple: Umm.. last I had ever heard, she wasn't a real redhead.


That's alright. She can do the 'peanut butter in my chocolate, chocolate in my peanut butter' with real redhead/fake brunette Lucy Lawless.
 
2012-07-30 04:58:35 PM  
You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson. Really? Because redheaded, hot, lesbianbisexual, nerdy, MILF works for me

FTFSubby

/Still makes her hawt.
 
2012-07-30 05:00:05 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Aarontology: Sure you can. She's attracted to both men and women. She's bi.

For some it's really not that simple. What if you're into pre-op trans? Androgyny? It's easier to just say a person is attracted to whoever they're attracted to than trying to label everyone. If you must put someone in a box, use the general 'pansexual'.


labels are bad

so here are more labels
 
2012-07-30 05:00:29 PM  

Ghastly: [www.comics.chickennation.com image 726x1054]


+Everything

Though the whole "fluid" thing does raise some interesting issues about sexuality we're afraid to admit for men. Women are "allowed" in most cases to explore bisexuality and lesbianism because it's "hot," and men aren't because either it's "gross" or, from the other side, they're "secretly gay but won't admit it."
 
2012-07-30 05:00:34 PM  

doglover: That's silly.

Sex is good. You like what you like. If you only like men, you're one thing. If you only like women, you're another. If you're into both you're another.

But at the end of the day, all those labels don't matter as long as it feels good.


www.wearysloth.com
You are...wise.
 
2012-07-30 05:02:20 PM  

Handsome B. Wonderful: groppet: FirstNationalBastard: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.

They should do a film together where they're trapped in a combined space and their boobs are squashed together for approximately 92.3% of the film.

Write a script for that and have it on my desk in an hour!!!

That was the script.


You had me at Kat Dennings. Her boobage is most epic.
 
2012-07-30 05:03:33 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.

They should do a film together where they're trapped in a combined space and their boobs are squashed together for approximately 92.3% of the film.


Aaaaaaaaaaaand I'd pay to see that. :D
 
2012-07-30 05:06:16 PM  
Given two options, she prefers one, then the other, and then both where ever possible, switching preferences like flipping a light switch. Clearly that makes her... a woman.
 
2012-07-30 05:16:40 PM  

FreetardoRivera: dj_spanmaster: Aarontology: Sure you can. She's attracted to both men and women. She's bi.

For some it's really not that simple. What if you're into pre-op trans? Androgyny? It's easier to just say a person is attracted to whoever they're attracted to than trying to label everyone. If you must put someone in a box, use the general 'pansexual'.

labels are bad

so here are more labels


Some peoples' psychological needs dictate labeling, but most do not.
 
2012-07-30 05:22:48 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson


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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!


Quote of him from Torchwood: "You people and your quaint little labels"... Yeah it's from the script, but he certainly delivered it with zeal.

(It might not have been the word labels but it was something very similar. Will report back if I'm wrong since it means I get to watch Torchwood now.)
 
2012-07-30 05:26:37 PM  
As always: who cares?
 
2012-07-30 05:31:26 PM  

douchebag/hater: As always: who cares?


Don't misunderstand me; I lean towards 'it's nobody's business but your own' however talking about it lame.

Whatever happened to people keeping their lives private or answering with 'It's none of your farking business'?

This need to be 'on the right side of history' is pandering.

Now, excuse me, I'm going to Chick-fil-a.
 
2012-07-30 05:33:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.

They should do a film together where they're trapped in a combined space and their boobs are squashed together for approximately 92.3% of the film.


Suburban Secrets.

The closest you'll get.

You're welcome.
 
2012-07-30 05:33:51 PM  
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Smokin!
 
2012-07-30 05:44:02 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Why can't so many folks get that bisexual attraction is a possibility?
It's kinda freaky how some cannot comprehend something other than gay or straight.


Hmm, one thing I've wondered, is gay/bisexual more/less tolerant of age than straights?
At what point does old become too old. Discounting large money/fame, naturally.
These girls marrying Hugh Hefner aren't doing it for his hot bod. at least not these days.
 
2012-07-30 05:51:28 PM  
F. Frederick Skitty: What does this Tea Hee Hee do?

Evil scientist: Turns you gay

F. Frederick Skitty:What does it do to women?

Evil Scientist:Turns them gay too.

F. Frederick Skitty:I thought they were already gay.


/from memory only.
 
2012-07-30 06:06:39 PM  
This thread is a huge disappoint.
 
2012-07-30 06:09:51 PM  

Ghastly: [www.comics.chickennation.com image 726x1054]


From anyone but you, that would be gross.
 
2012-07-30 06:15:41 PM  
Her sons are named Oscar and Felix?

How odd.
 
2012-07-30 06:24:11 PM  
you farks are a sad bunch

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2012-07-30 06:24:52 PM  

azazyel: GameSprocket: azazyel: OtherLittleGuy: You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson


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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

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Is that from "The Nerdist"?


Yup, it was a great podcast.


When you're starting to disturb/make laugh some guy from the Howard Stern show with how dirty you are, you're winning. Good on'ya, Mr. Barrowman.
 
2012-07-30 06:27:26 PM  
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/no i don't have a 'thing' for her, why do you ask?
 
2012-07-30 06:43:38 PM  

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/no i don't have a 'thing' for her, why do you ask?


meh, needs a boob job.
 
2012-07-30 06:49:57 PM  
I'd hate to think that my sexuality could be defined with one word.

How boring.
 
2012-07-30 06:50:23 PM  
So she must have a movie coming out or something?

/dnrtfa
 
2012-07-30 06:52:47 PM  

doglover: That's silly.

Sex is good. You like what you like. If you only like men, you're one thing. If you only like women, you're another. If you're into both you're another.

But at the end of the day, all those labels don't matter as long as it feels good.


You're not from fark are you? That's way to progressive.
 
2012-07-30 06:56:10 PM  

Solid Muldoon: I'd hate to think that my sexuality could be defined with one word.

How boring.


Mine can be. That word is "married".

For reals though, I would enjoy penising Gillian with vigor.
 
2012-07-30 06:57:28 PM  
I'd give her some "fluid", hurf hurf.
 
2012-07-30 07:01:25 PM  
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Marriage...

MARRRRRRRRIAGE...

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRIAGE!
 
2012-07-30 07:02:00 PM  
Wrong thread.

*whistles*
 
2012-07-30 07:03:42 PM  
I don't want to label her fluidity. I want to immerse my peenar in it like a new Baptist gone to Jesus at the river. Not a dribble. Not a splash. But a languid, unholy total immersion of lust into her unholiest of unholies.

Then maybe a cigarette afterwards.
 
2012-07-30 07:11:30 PM  
I care not for your opinions. I'm here for pictures and Grable's Daughter lesbian stories.
 
2012-07-30 07:17:20 PM  

ladyfortuna: OtherLittleGuy: You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson


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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Quote of him from Torchwood: "You people and your quaint little labels"... Yeah it's from the script, but he certainly delivered it with zeal.

(It might not have been the word labels but it was something very similar. Will report back if I'm wrong since it means I get to watch Torchwood now.)


It was Categories. Also I am vaguely ashamed that I correctly guessed which episode that was from the first time. But screw it, I got to watch Gwen snog the girl prisoner. WIn.
 
2012-07-30 07:21:22 PM  

Cletus C.: Her sons are named Oscar and Felix?

How odd.


You do that to pets, not children.
 
2012-07-30 07:25:59 PM  

robsul82: Wrong thread.

*whistles*


Still kind of appropriate.
 
2012-07-30 07:27:39 PM  

RoyHobbs22: Solid Muldoon: I'd hate to think that my sexuality could be defined with one word.

How boring.

Mine can be. That word is "married".

For reals though, I would enjoy penising Gillian with vigor.


I would never marry a woman who didn't understand and enjoy the word Threesome.
 
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