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(Daily Mail)   You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson. Really? Because redheaded, hot, lesbian, nerdy, MILF works for me   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 152
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2012-07-30 09:24:18 AM  
an ex-girlfriend convinced her of the need for a 'more nuanced conversation about sexuality and its fluidity'.

Words are good and all, but pictures are worth...
*passes hat around the internet*
 
2012-07-30 09:58:43 AM  
Er..what?
 
2012-07-30 10:00:49 AM  
Sure you can. She's attracted to both men and women. She's bi.
 
2012-07-30 10:07:53 AM  
While the part of me in my pants that does the majority of thinking about Ms. Anderson is screaming Giggity the little used thinking organ inside my skull wonders if this is not just a sad ploy by an aging actress to get more attention for a flagging movie career here in the US
 
2012-07-30 10:17:29 AM  
That's silly.

Sex is good. You like what you like. If you only like men, you're one thing. If you only like women, you're another. If you're into both you're another.

But at the end of the day, all those labels don't matter as long as it feels good.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-07-30 10:24:38 AM  

doglover: That's silly.

Sex is good. You like what you like. If you only like men, you're one thing. If you only like women, you're another. If you're into both you're another.

But at the end of the day, all those labels don't matter as long as it feels good.


Although, I agree, doglover, people will laugh at that post coming from someone whose handle is doglover. What are you really trying to tell us, doglover?
 
2012-07-30 10:29:15 AM  
So she's got a movie or book coming out or something?
 
2012-07-30 12:07:52 PM  
I got some fluid sexuality for her. Amirite?

'I was talking to Out about gays and choice, and the view that you can just choose not to be gay in some way.

Ohhhhh. The homos aren't going to like that.
 
2012-07-30 12:10:41 PM  

jbc: doglover: That's silly.

Sex is good. You like what you like. If you only like men, you're one thing. If you only like women, you're another. If you're into both you're another.

But at the end of the day, all those labels don't matter as long as it feels good.

Although, I agree, doglover, people will laugh at that post coming from someone whose handle is doglover. What are you really trying to tell us, doglover?


Eww.
 
2012-07-30 12:17:29 PM  
www.comics.chickennation.com
 
2012-07-30 12:18:07 PM  
You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson


5emedecouverture.files.wordpress.com

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
 
2012-07-30 12:43:17 PM  
Subby, you forgot pancake tits.
 
2012-07-30 01:29:35 PM  
How does one get "fluid sexuality" out of a pair of dry-clean only slacks?

I'm only asking for a cousin of a friend, he lives in Guam, you wouldn't know him.
 
2012-07-30 01:45:22 PM  
Micheal Stipe once called himself an "equal opportunity lech".

Maybe she could steal that.
 
2012-07-30 01:59:50 PM  

MeinRS6: Micheal Stipe once called himself an "equal opportunity lech".

Maybe she could steal that.


SOLIDARNOSC!

(I think he may have said letch.)
 
2012-07-30 02:12:30 PM  
Probably. It may have been lecher too.

It was a long time ago.
 
2012-07-30 02:14:13 PM  
They're both acceptable I'm just being a doofus.
 
2012-07-30 03:21:52 PM  
CSB:

Back in college, I was driving in the Ralph's parking lot in Malibu, and my passenger noticed that she was driving right behind me in her Porshe.

/Around 1999, IIRC.
 
2012-07-30 03:22:52 PM  

Aarontology: Sure you can. She's attracted to both men and women. She's bi.


Does that make her gay or straight?
 
2012-07-30 03:22:57 PM  
Yeah, no, sorry, that would have been nice 15 years ago. Sorry, babe, your best before date was a long time ago. Nobody cares now.
 
2012-07-30 03:22:59 PM  
Guess I'll be the first..

www.shareyourwallpaper.com
 
2012-07-30 03:26:59 PM  
Gillian, the word you are looking for is bisexual. unless you have a thing for potted plants that pretty much covers you.
 
2012-07-30 03:27:42 PM  
Umm.. last I had ever heard, she wasn't a real redhead.
 
2012-07-30 03:28:26 PM  
Why can't so many folks get that bisexual attraction is a possibility?
It's kinda freaky how some cannot comprehend something other than gay or straight.
 
2012-07-30 03:28:56 PM  

Aarontology: Sure you can. She's attracted to both men and women. She's bi.


For some it's really not that simple. What if you're into pre-op trans? Androgyny? It's easier to just say a person is attracted to whoever they're attracted to than trying to label everyone. If you must put someone in a box, use the general 'pansexual'.
 
2012-07-30 03:31:12 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Aarontology: Sure you can. She's attracted to both men and women. She's bi.

For some it's really not that simple. What if you're into pre-op trans? Androgyny? It's easier to just say a person is attracted to whoever they're attracted to than trying to label everyone. If you must put someone in a box, use the general 'pansexual'.


Meh in those cases you just get the whole meal deal on one plate. NTTAWWT
 
2012-07-30 03:32:26 PM  
Sexual fluidity is fake. They use a catheter to insert a bunch of water right before a take and then the actress squirts it out on cue.
 
2012-07-30 03:32:55 PM  

LandOfChocolate: ShawnDoc: Subby, you forgot pancake tits.

Really? You're going to rag on her tits whilst looking like this:

[members.dslextreme.com image 600x450]

REALLY?


media.comicvine.com
 
2012-07-30 03:34:09 PM  
Aarontology: Sure you can. She's attracted to both men and women. She's bi.

This.
 
2012-07-30 03:34:12 PM  

dj_spanmaster: If you must put someone in a box, use the general 'pansexual'.


Isn't putting it in the box the definition of homosexual for a female, and heterosexual for a male?
 
2012-07-30 03:34:16 PM  

Grapple: Umm.. last I had ever heard, she wasn't a real redhead.


Doesn't matter, I still have hope for this thread.

/kind of a bookmark
 
2012-07-30 03:34:29 PM  
www.gonemovies.com

Knows about fluids
 
2012-07-30 03:35:20 PM  

Aarontology: Sure you can. She's attracted to both men and women. She's bi.


Bicostal? Bipedal? Bicycle? Which one?
 
2012-07-30 03:36:18 PM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-07-30 03:36:38 PM  

Masterstuff: Grapple: Umm.. last I had ever heard, she wasn't a real redhead.

Doesn't matter, I still have hope for this thread.

/kind of a bookmark


thr3.pgmcdn.net

You're welcome.
 
2012-07-30 03:37:08 PM  

Ghastly: [www.comics.chickennation.com image 726x1054]


There are plenty of these women out there, but Gillian Anderson is 40+ and already has money. I tend to believe her.
 
2012-07-30 03:42:17 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson


[5emedecouverture.files.wordpress.com image 630x390]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!


o.twimg.com
 
2012-07-30 03:43:12 PM  

skinbubble: [www.gonemovies.com image 850x565]
Knows about fluids



Came for Gen. Ripper, leaving satisfied.

/Heh, heh, "came," "leaving satisfied"
 
2012-07-30 03:43:21 PM  
The way they dressed her and framed her the first couple of years on X files showed their infatuation with her. After that, meh. beauty, skin deep, etc.
 
2012-07-30 03:43:29 PM  

dj_spanmaster: If you must put someone in a box, use the general 'pansexual'.


Do you have to use nonstick for that? Because those bastards are expensive.
 
2012-07-30 03:50:06 PM  

azazyel: OtherLittleGuy: You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson


[5emedecouverture.files.wordpress.com image 630x390]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

[o.twimg.com image 375x375]


Is that from "The Nerdist"?
 
2012-07-30 03:54:03 PM  
If she stopped doing the X-Files show, doesn't that make her an ex-X-Files star?

And if she goes back to film a new X-Files movie, is she then an ex-ex-X-Files star?
 
2012-07-30 03:54:09 PM  

GameSprocket: Is that from "The Nerdist"?


Is there anyone who doesn't think that Chris Hardwick is an insufferable douche other than corporate executives who view him as their bridge to the nerd/geek audience?
 
2012-07-30 03:55:35 PM  

paswa17: If she stopped doing the X-Files show, doesn't that make her an ex-X-Files star?

And if she goes back to film a new X-Files movie, is she then an ex-ex-X-Files star?


What about either of the guys she used to be married to?
 
2012-07-30 03:55:57 PM  

Charlie Chingas: Guess I'll be the first..

[www.shareyourwallpaper.com image 850x637]


Yum!
 
2012-07-30 03:56:05 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson


[5emedecouverture.files.wordpress.com image 630x390]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!


You win!
 
2012-07-30 04:00:21 PM  

GameSprocket: azazyel: OtherLittleGuy: You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson


[5emedecouverture.files.wordpress.com image 630x390]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

[o.twimg.com image 375x375]

Is that from "The Nerdist"?



Yup, it was a great podcast.
 
2012-07-30 04:00:22 PM  
i149.photobucket.com
Fluid sexuality - at my age?
More like dust! I have to wear eye protection when cranking one off! It's like a goddamned sandstorm!
 
2012-07-30 04:01:02 PM  
I'll gladly go downtown to her abbey....
 
2012-07-30 04:04:17 PM  

sleeps in trees: MeinRS6: Micheal Stipe once called himself an "equal opportunity lech".

Maybe she could steal that.

When I met my husband I informed him I was bisexual. He's very conservative so I thought I'd clear the air. He looked at me, laughed and said "There's a label for that? I' d just call you greedy."


I've always been confused about peoples' problems with the 'bi' orientation. Pure insecurity, perhaps? Are they worried you'll wake up one day and "switch sides"?
 
2012-07-30 04:06:37 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson


[5emedecouverture.files.wordpress.com image 630x390]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!


I've seen exactly 1 episode of Dr. Who, and I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!
 
2012-07-30 04:08:30 PM  

Mugato: I got some fluid sexuality for her. Amirite?

'I was talking to Out about gays and choice, and the view that you can just choose not to be gay in some way.

Ohhhhh. The homos aren't going to like that.


"Fluid sexuality". That is why homosexuality will never be considered a true protected class like race. At least she's honest.

These people need to get on the same page about that before they protest for "rights" based upon it.
 
2012-07-30 04:10:39 PM  
She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.
 
2012-07-30 04:17:22 PM  
Peter: "Can you use it in a libelous sentence?"

Tom Tucker: "Gillian Anderson & Helen Hunt are lesbians"
 
2012-07-30 04:19:38 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.


Go on...
 
2012-07-30 04:20:32 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.


They should do a film together where they're trapped in a combined space and their boobs are squashed together for approximately 92.3% of the film.
 
2012-07-30 04:25:08 PM  
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-07-30 04:30:15 PM  

SaltyDonnie: "Fluid sexuality". That is why homosexuality will never be considered a true protected class like race. At least she's honest.

These people need to get on the same page about that before they protest for "rights" based upon it.


1) It doesn't need to be. Gender is the trait at issue, not sexual orientation per se. Specifically, in almost every case of discrimination on this issue, the perpetrator has no direct knowledge of the subject's sexual orientation, but is rather making a judgement based on gender and/or gender stereotypes.
In other words, Ellen can't marry Portia because Ellen's a woman, not because Ellen's gay, as the clerk has never seen them in bed. Or Brett's getting fired because he fails to act properly masculine, not because his manager caught him blowing someone.

2) Sexual conduct between consenting adults should be separately protected as a fundamental right under the 5th and 14th amendments. Unless it has a compelling interest, the government shouldn't be involved in the contents of your underwear or what you do with them with other consenting adults.
 
2012-07-30 04:33:24 PM  
According to IMDB, she'll be appearing in a movie called `The Curse of The Buxom Strumpet'.
Let's hope she's strumpeting them buxoms of hers.
 
2012-07-30 04:41:35 PM  

NuttierThanEver: attention

 
2012-07-30 04:42:36 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.

They should do a film together where they're trapped in a combined space and their boobs are squashed together for approximately 92.3% of the film.


Write a script for that and have it on my desk in an hour!!!
 
2012-07-30 04:48:31 PM  

groppet: FirstNationalBastard: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.

They should do a film together where they're trapped in a combined space and their boobs are squashed together for approximately 92.3% of the film.

Write a script for that and have it on my desk in an hour!!!


That was the script.
 
2012-07-30 04:51:01 PM  

Charlie Chingas: Guess I'll be the first..

[www.shareyourwallpaper.com image 850x637]


It's like they shopped the shop!
 
2012-07-30 04:54:12 PM  

Brother_Mouzone: Peter: "Can you use it in a libelous sentence?"

Tom Tucker: "Gillian Anderson & Helen Hunt are lesbians"


Pictures?
 
2012-07-30 04:55:56 PM  

Grapple: Umm.. last I had ever heard, she wasn't a real redhead.


That's alright. She can do the 'peanut butter in my chocolate, chocolate in my peanut butter' with real redhead/fake brunette Lucy Lawless.
 
2012-07-30 04:58:35 PM  
You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson. Really? Because redheaded, hot, lesbianbisexual, nerdy, MILF works for me

FTFSubby

/Still makes her hawt.
 
2012-07-30 05:00:05 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Aarontology: Sure you can. She's attracted to both men and women. She's bi.

For some it's really not that simple. What if you're into pre-op trans? Androgyny? It's easier to just say a person is attracted to whoever they're attracted to than trying to label everyone. If you must put someone in a box, use the general 'pansexual'.


labels are bad

so here are more labels
 
2012-07-30 05:00:29 PM  

Ghastly: [www.comics.chickennation.com image 726x1054]


+Everything

Though the whole "fluid" thing does raise some interesting issues about sexuality we're afraid to admit for men. Women are "allowed" in most cases to explore bisexuality and lesbianism because it's "hot," and men aren't because either it's "gross" or, from the other side, they're "secretly gay but won't admit it."
 
2012-07-30 05:00:34 PM  

doglover: That's silly.

Sex is good. You like what you like. If you only like men, you're one thing. If you only like women, you're another. If you're into both you're another.

But at the end of the day, all those labels don't matter as long as it feels good.


www.wearysloth.com
You are...wise.
 
2012-07-30 05:02:20 PM  

Handsome B. Wonderful: groppet: FirstNationalBastard: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.

They should do a film together where they're trapped in a combined space and their boobs are squashed together for approximately 92.3% of the film.

Write a script for that and have it on my desk in an hour!!!

That was the script.


You had me at Kat Dennings. Her boobage is most epic.
 
2012-07-30 05:03:33 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.

They should do a film together where they're trapped in a combined space and their boobs are squashed together for approximately 92.3% of the film.


Aaaaaaaaaaaand I'd pay to see that. :D
 
2012-07-30 05:06:16 PM  
Given two options, she prefers one, then the other, and then both where ever possible, switching preferences like flipping a light switch. Clearly that makes her... a woman.
 
2012-07-30 05:16:40 PM  

FreetardoRivera: dj_spanmaster: Aarontology: Sure you can. She's attracted to both men and women. She's bi.

For some it's really not that simple. What if you're into pre-op trans? Androgyny? It's easier to just say a person is attracted to whoever they're attracted to than trying to label everyone. If you must put someone in a box, use the general 'pansexual'.

labels are bad

so here are more labels


Some peoples' psychological needs dictate labeling, but most do not.
 
2012-07-30 05:22:48 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson


[5emedecouverture.files.wordpress.com image 630x390]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!


Quote of him from Torchwood: "You people and your quaint little labels"... Yeah it's from the script, but he certainly delivered it with zeal.

(It might not have been the word labels but it was something very similar. Will report back if I'm wrong since it means I get to watch Torchwood now.)
 
2012-07-30 05:26:37 PM  
As always: who cares?
 
2012-07-30 05:31:26 PM  

douchebag/hater: As always: who cares?


Don't misunderstand me; I lean towards 'it's nobody's business but your own' however talking about it lame.

Whatever happened to people keeping their lives private or answering with 'It's none of your farking business'?

This need to be 'on the right side of history' is pandering.

Now, excuse me, I'm going to Chick-fil-a.
 
2012-07-30 05:33:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She looks like Kat Dennings lesbian aunt.

They should do a film together where they're trapped in a combined space and their boobs are squashed together for approximately 92.3% of the film.


Suburban Secrets.

The closest you'll get.

You're welcome.
 
2012-07-30 05:33:51 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Smokin!
 
2012-07-30 05:44:02 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Why can't so many folks get that bisexual attraction is a possibility?
It's kinda freaky how some cannot comprehend something other than gay or straight.


Hmm, one thing I've wondered, is gay/bisexual more/less tolerant of age than straights?
At what point does old become too old. Discounting large money/fame, naturally.
These girls marrying Hugh Hefner aren't doing it for his hot bod. at least not these days.
 
2012-07-30 05:51:28 PM  
F. Frederick Skitty: What does this Tea Hee Hee do?

Evil scientist: Turns you gay

F. Frederick Skitty:What does it do to women?

Evil Scientist:Turns them gay too.

F. Frederick Skitty:I thought they were already gay.


/from memory only.
 
2012-07-30 06:06:39 PM  
This thread is a huge disappoint.
 
2012-07-30 06:09:51 PM  

Ghastly: [www.comics.chickennation.com image 726x1054]


From anyone but you, that would be gross.
 
2012-07-30 06:15:41 PM  
Her sons are named Oscar and Felix?

How odd.
 
2012-07-30 06:24:11 PM  
you farks are a sad bunch

top-people.starmedia.com

4.bp.blogspot.com

www.polyvore.com
 
2012-07-30 06:24:52 PM  

azazyel: GameSprocket: azazyel: OtherLittleGuy: You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson


[5emedecouverture.files.wordpress.com image 630x390]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

[o.twimg.com image 375x375]

Is that from "The Nerdist"?


Yup, it was a great podcast.


When you're starting to disturb/make laugh some guy from the Howard Stern show with how dirty you are, you're winning. Good on'ya, Mr. Barrowman.
 
2012-07-30 06:27:26 PM  
media.celebrity-pictures.ca

gallery.celebritypro.com

wallpaper.celebritypc.com

/no i don't have a 'thing' for her, why do you ask?
 
2012-07-30 06:43:38 PM  

inner ted: [media.celebrity-pictures.ca image 850x637]

[gallery.celebritypro.com image 562x768]

[wallpaper.celebritypc.com image 850x637]

/no i don't have a 'thing' for her, why do you ask?


meh, needs a boob job.
 
2012-07-30 06:49:57 PM  
I'd hate to think that my sexuality could be defined with one word.

How boring.
 
2012-07-30 06:50:23 PM  
So she must have a movie coming out or something?

/dnrtfa
 
2012-07-30 06:52:47 PM  

doglover: That's silly.

Sex is good. You like what you like. If you only like men, you're one thing. If you only like women, you're another. If you're into both you're another.

But at the end of the day, all those labels don't matter as long as it feels good.


You're not from fark are you? That's way to progressive.
 
2012-07-30 06:56:10 PM  

Solid Muldoon: I'd hate to think that my sexuality could be defined with one word.

How boring.


Mine can be. That word is "married".

For reals though, I would enjoy penising Gillian with vigor.
 
2012-07-30 06:57:28 PM  
I'd give her some "fluid", hurf hurf.
 
2012-07-30 07:01:25 PM  
wishyouwerefree.files.wordpress.com

Marriage...

MARRRRRRRRIAGE...

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRIAGE!
 
2012-07-30 07:02:00 PM  
Wrong thread.

*whistles*
 
2012-07-30 07:03:42 PM  
I don't want to label her fluidity. I want to immerse my peenar in it like a new Baptist gone to Jesus at the river. Not a dribble. Not a splash. But a languid, unholy total immersion of lust into her unholiest of unholies.

Then maybe a cigarette afterwards.
 
2012-07-30 07:11:30 PM  
I care not for your opinions. I'm here for pictures and Grable's Daughter lesbian stories.
 
2012-07-30 07:17:20 PM  

ladyfortuna: OtherLittleGuy: You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson


[5emedecouverture.files.wordpress.com image 630x390]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Quote of him from Torchwood: "You people and your quaint little labels"... Yeah it's from the script, but he certainly delivered it with zeal.

(It might not have been the word labels but it was something very similar. Will report back if I'm wrong since it means I get to watch Torchwood now.)


It was Categories. Also I am vaguely ashamed that I correctly guessed which episode that was from the first time. But screw it, I got to watch Gwen snog the girl prisoner. WIn.
 
2012-07-30 07:21:22 PM  

Cletus C.: Her sons are named Oscar and Felix?

How odd.


You do that to pets, not children.
 
2012-07-30 07:25:59 PM  

robsul82: Wrong thread.

*whistles*


Still kind of appropriate.
 
2012-07-30 07:27:39 PM  

RoyHobbs22: Solid Muldoon: I'd hate to think that my sexuality could be defined with one word.

How boring.

Mine can be. That word is "married".

For reals though, I would enjoy penising Gillian with vigor.


I would never marry a woman who didn't understand and enjoy the word Threesome.
 
2012-07-30 07:37:47 PM  

robsul82: Wrong thread.

*whistles*


it's never the wrong thread....
 
2012-07-30 07:37:49 PM  

Solid Muldoon:
I would never marry a woman who might understand and enjoy the word movie Threesome.


Fixed for ya. This too.


/It's like an unsexy version of Wild Things.
 
2012-07-30 07:37:58 PM  

Solid Muldoon: RoyHobbs22: Solid Muldoon: I'd hate to think that my sexuality could be defined with one word.

How boring.

Mine can be. That word is "married".

For reals though, I would enjoy penising Gillian with vigor.

I would never marry a woman who didn't understand and enjoy the word Threesome.



So, she has to be willing to let you have a go at the other guy before she gets him?
 
2012-07-30 07:46:12 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Aarontology: Sure you can. She's attracted to both men and women. She's bi.

For some it's really not that simple. What if you're into pre-op trans? Androgyny? It's easier to just say a person is attracted to whoever they're attracted to than trying to label everyone. If you must put someone in a box, use the general 'pansexual'.


What a pansexual might look like:
www.teufelaffe.com
 
2012-07-30 07:55:05 PM  
Jesus does anyone have a good looking picture of this chick post 1997? Cmon.
 
2012-07-30 07:56:44 PM  

inner ted: you farks are a sad bunch

[top-people.starmedia.com image 850x637]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 279x400]

[www.polyvore.com image 300x300]


inner ted: [media.celebrity-pictures.ca image 850x637]

[gallery.celebritypro.com image 562x768]

[wallpaper.celebritypc.com image 850x637]

/no i don't have a 'thing' for her, why do you ask?


They should have sent a poet

...and more tissues.
 
2012-07-30 08:06:20 PM  
I bet she squirts fluids!
 
2012-07-30 08:08:55 PM  

ShawnDoc: Subby, you forgot pancake tits.


Pass the syrup.

/would repeated disappoint Gillian Anderson 2 minutes at a time.
 
2012-07-30 08:17:27 PM  
Aww, isn't she just the special little unique snowflake.
 
2012-07-30 08:23:27 PM  
I can turn her back to men, I've done that to lesbos before, all it takes is a good tongue lashing
 
2012-07-30 08:28:30 PM  

phalamir: Solid Muldoon: RoyHobbs22: Solid Muldoon: I'd hate to think that my sexuality could be defined with one word.

How boring.

Mine can be. That word is "married".

For reals though, I would enjoy penising Gillian with vigor.

I would never marry a woman who didn't understand and enjoy the word Threesome.


So, she has to be willing to let you have a go at the other guy before she gets him?


Him or her or them.
 
2012-07-30 08:30:26 PM  

Milo1974: I can turn her back to men


She's a lesbian. She's already turned her back to men.
 
2012-07-30 08:31:04 PM  

Wellon Dowd: GameSprocket: Is that from "The Nerdist"?

Is there anyone who doesn't think that Chris Hardwick is an insufferable douche other than corporate executives who view him as their bridge to the nerd/geek audience?


I'm just going to go ahead and guess that his loyal audience disagrees.

I don't love him, but I don't hate him. The podcast is entertaining.
 
2012-07-30 08:36:47 PM  

DKinMN: Wellon Dowd: GameSprocket: Is that from "The Nerdist"?

Is there anyone who doesn't think that Chris Hardwick is an insufferable douche other than corporate executives who view him as their bridge to the nerd/geek audience?

I'm just going to go ahead and guess that his loyal audience disagrees.

I don't love him, but I don't hate him. The podcast is entertaining.


I thought everything about the podcast was entertaining, other than Hardwick. And I listened to over 20 of them. I finally found him too forced to swallow. YMMV.
 
2012-07-30 08:43:47 PM  
I'll pass on the water sports.
 
2012-07-30 08:53:32 PM  

Milo1974: I can turn her back to men, I've done that to lesbos before, all it takes is a good tongue lashing



Your post sounds like a joking boast, but I've definitely "converted" (I like to say introduced) my fair share of straight-identified girls to taking a detour from men, in some cases permanently.

In almost every case, they've told me it was the way I used my lips and tongue with them that opened them up to seeking out sexual experience with other women. A lot of these girls have thanked me later for letting them explore a happier side of life than their previously straight relationships.

I'm definitely seeing a pattern here, so I should probably get some lessons or something, or at least lose my goatee if I don't want to be forever alone.
 
2012-07-30 08:54:05 PM  

robsul82: [wishyouwerefree.files.wordpress.com image 290x290]

Marriage...

MARRRRRRRRIAGE...

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRIAGE!


steveezra.com
Mawwaige.
 
2012-07-30 09:16:38 PM  

brap: MeinRS6: Micheal Stipe once called himself an "equal opportunity lech".

Maybe she could steal that.

SOLIDARNOSC!

(I think he may have said letch.)


Lich. Michael Stipe's been dead since 1999.
 
2012-07-30 09:23:13 PM  
Shcully ish a leshbian? Newsh to me.
 
2012-07-30 09:47:41 PM  
Jeez Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-07-30 10:18:53 PM  

Teufelaffe: dj_spanmaster: Aarontology: Sure you can. She's attracted to both men and women. She's bi.

For some it's really not that simple. What if you're into pre-op trans? Androgyny? It's easier to just say a person is attracted to whoever they're attracted to than trying to label everyone. If you must put someone in a box, use the general 'pansexual'.

What a pansexual might look like:
[www.teufelaffe.com image 475x267]


Oh man I bet she comes with a non-stick coating. The only problem is when she gets real hot, caged birds suffocate.
 
2012-07-30 10:21:35 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Jeez Fark, I am disappoint.


I'm gonna help you out. Cuz I'm such a nice lady.

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2012-07-30 10:29:29 PM  

ladyfortuna: Your Average Witty Fark User: Jeez Fark, I am disappoint.

I'm gonna help you out. Cuz I'm such a nice lady.

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Farker fappers let's honor this post with a 21 gun salute.
 
2012-07-30 10:31:48 PM  
I WANT TO BELIEVE!!
 
2012-07-30 10:33:19 PM  
Banged her once in the 80's. she just laid there. Like screwing a dead person. Was loose too, like throwing a hot-dog down a train tunnel.

\\ no, never happened, just wanted to use those lines.
\\ would totally put my pens in her cup. And by pens, I mean, put the letter "i" in after the N. And by cup, I mean... well, you get it.
\\ she totally needs some color on that creamy lovely skin.
\\ want to play connect the dots between her freckles with my tongue.
 
2012-07-30 11:29:35 PM  
Ok, after some searching, I was able to find out who the Snorg redhead is. Her name is Krystal Lynn Hendricks. Here are some sample pics for your amusement:
www.exploremodeling.com
www.exploremodeling.com
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www.fknosm.com
www.exploremodeling.com
 
2012-07-30 11:36:03 PM  

Barry McCackiner: Jesus does anyone have a good looking picture of this chick post 1997? Cmon.


Here you go!
encrypted-tbn0.google.com

And here's another
encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-07-31 12:19:10 AM  

deltersmelter: Ok, after some searching, I was able to find out who the Snorg redhead is. Her name is Krystal Lynn Hendricks. Here are some sample pics for your amusement:


i.imgur.com

Bookmark(and farkers) delivers!
 
2012-07-31 01:13:19 AM  

ladyfortuna: Your Average Witty Fark User: Jeez Fark, I am disappoint.

I'm gonna help you out. Cuz I'm such a nice lady.

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You just won the thread. The men in this thread could learn a lot from you. Thank you.
 
2012-07-31 02:17:59 AM  
Photos of Gillian Anderson in a bra are how I got good at Photoshop. And you know full damn well what I'm talking about.
 
2012-07-31 03:15:58 AM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: ladyfortuna: Your Average Witty Fark User: Jeez Fark, I am disappoint.

I'm gonna help you out. Cuz I'm such a nice lady.


You just won the thread. The men in this thread could learn a lot from you. Thank you.


You're welcome :)

Honestly it wasn't that difficult or time consuming, even. The formula goes Google Image search plus photobucket account plus photobucket Firefox addon plus Firefox. Just make sure the boob to clothes ratio isn't too out of whack or PB will delete the pic...
 
2012-07-31 03:16:55 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Sexual fluidity is fake. They use a catheter to insert a bunch of water right before a take and then the actress squirts it out on cue.


Urine for a surprise.
/if you ever escape your mom's basement and meet a woman that does that, and lets you try to make her do that, and you succeed...
//that's a tall order
///whether or not it's voluntary is all that's really up for debate, and that boils down to more of a trust/Belief thing than science.
 
2012-07-31 03:46:02 AM  
Wow.
These pics must have been brought here from the 'Ghost of Masturbation Past.'

I remember blowing nerdy, teenage loads to several of these images.

Eerie.

...
...
fap fap fap...
 
2012-07-31 03:51:15 AM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-31 04:05:56 AM  

inner ted: [media.celebrity-pictures.ca image 850x637]

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/no i don't have a 'thing' for her, why do you ask?


Mmmmm....she could label my sexuality any time she wants.
 
2012-07-31 05:57:45 AM  

deltersmelter: Ok, after some searching, I was able to find out who the Snorg redhead is. Her name is Krystal Lynn Hendricks. Here are some sample pics for your amusement:
[www.exploremodeling.com image 405x540]
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Awesome. Good job, sir.
 
2012-07-31 06:32:22 AM  
I just noticed that in almost every pic JA has her mouth open like she can't breathe through her nose.
 
2012-07-31 06:56:55 AM  

deltersmelter: Ok, after some searching, I was able to find out who the Snorg redhead is. Her name is Krystal Lynn Hendricks. Here are some sample pics for your amusement:
[www.exploremodeling.com image 405x540]
[www.exploremodeling.com image 500x333]
[www.exploremodeling.com image 600x800]
[www.exploremodeling.com image 399x600]
[www.fknosm.com image 545x818]
[www.exploremodeling.com image 500x444]


You are a Divine Being.
 
2012-07-31 08:19:54 AM  

acefox1: Farker fappers let's honor this post with a 21 gun salute.


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Twenty-one Gorn salute.
 
2012-07-31 08:36:10 AM  

deltersmelter: www.exploremodeling.com


www.exploremodeling.com

They can use brain tissue for implants???
 
2012-07-31 08:43:44 AM  

deltersmelter: able to find out who the Snorg redhead is. Her name is Krystal Lynn Hendricks


This is relevant to my interests
 
2012-07-31 09:27:56 AM  
She and Lindsay Wagner are the only two people to win acting
Emmys for starring in sci-fi.
 
2012-07-31 10:01:45 AM  

Solid Muldoon: I'd hate to think that my sexuality could be defined with one word.

How boring.


What if that one word is crazywildfun?
 
2012-07-31 10:05:02 AM  

deltersmelter: Ok, after some searching, I was able to find out who the Snorg redhead is. Her name is Krystal Lynn Hendricks. Here are some sample pics for your amusement:
[www.exploremodeling.com image 405x540]
[www.exploremodeling.com image 500x333]
[www.exploremodeling.com image 600x800]
[www.exploremodeling.com image 399x600]
[www.fknosm.com image 545x818]
[www.exploremodeling.com image 500x444]


She's the one in the DNA Helix shirt and the unzipped jeans?
 
2012-07-31 10:15:24 AM  

ladyfortuna: Your Average Witty Fark User: Jeez Fark, I am disappoint.

I'm gonna help you out. Cuz I'm such a nice lady.

[i391.photobucket.com image 850x637]

[i391.photobucket.com image 850x531]

[i391.photobucket.com image 850x804]

[i391.photobucket.com image 500x417]

[i391.photobucket.com image 300x421]

[i391.photobucket.com image 194x259]

[i391.photobucket.com image 850x680]

[i391.photobucket.com image 510x481]

[i391.photobucket.com image 850x680]

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well done indeed! those first few are new to my eyes

cheers!
 
2012-07-31 10:50:40 AM  
Were I a single man, would I jump at the chance to disappoint her for 30 seconds?
Do I find the idea of Gillian getting her freak on with another attractive female intriguing?
www.sportressofblogitude.com
 
2012-07-31 10:53:26 AM  

deltersmelter: Hendricks


Coincidence?
 
2012-07-31 12:12:23 PM  
I've got some sexual fluids for her.
 
2012-08-01 04:28:58 AM  
HOT. Hot. Hot hothothothot.

I would totally roll around naked with her. She can call it whatever she wants, as long as I get to call her Agent Scully.

i638.photobucket.com
www.kultx.cz
thethoughtexperiment.files.wordpress.com


/Fark men, epic failure on this thread. And you call yourselves horny nerds! For shame.
//Okay, now I'm straight again.
 
2012-08-01 11:53:34 AM  
she had me at fluid
 
2012-08-01 09:21:41 PM  
The redhead from X-Files is lesbian?
 
2012-08-01 09:38:26 PM  

Second Try: The redhead from X-Files is lesbian?


For promotional purposes,yes.
 
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