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(SFGate)   NY mom gives birth to twins on two separate highways. Who knew an umbilical cord could stretch that far?   (sfgate.com) divider line 18
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2012-07-30 10:39:50 AM
So if we're going to use the highways on which they were born to extrapolate their lives, the first one will have a lot of friends but will follow an unnecessarily twisted and complicated path before somehow ending up in New York City. The other will be a loner who ends up at a beach.

/local
//neither will ever deal with trucks, either
 
2012-07-30 01:28:52 PM
Say what you will about Octomom, at least her orifice can't be mistaken for an interstate interchange.
 
2012-07-30 01:30:21 PM
Was one a "dark desert highway?"

Was there "cool wind in her snizz?"
 
2012-07-30 01:33:11 PM
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Twins do not work this way
 
2012-07-30 01:38:41 PM

FreakinB: The other will be a loner who ends up at a beach.

/local
//neither will ever deal with trucks, either


Hey hey hey, I resemble that remark!

/used to live in the W section right near the SSP/WSP interchange
//what a crummy place to be giving birth, so much roadwork right there...
 
2012-07-30 02:00:46 PM
FTFA: Both 6-pound twins and their mother are doing fine.

Ow, my uterus!! Those kids better give their mom the best Mothers Day presents EVER!
Also, sucks to be the EMT who had to clean the back of that ambulance.
 
2012-07-30 02:08:11 PM
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Not all that difficult.
 
2012-07-30 02:16:01 PM
cgraves67

Say what you will about Octomom, at least her orifice can't be mistaken for an interstate interchange.


But her mouth could be confused for the Holland Tunnel.
 
2012-07-30 02:22:03 PM
Silent Hill 4 is in my head now.
 
2012-07-30 02:38:04 PM
meh.

Know a guy who was born in a different state than his twin sister.

/it can happen
 
2012-07-30 03:02:33 PM
your momma's so fat...
 
2012-07-30 05:57:21 PM
*sigh* The things people do just to be able to use the carpool lanes.
 
2012-07-30 06:42:17 PM

Nana's Vibrator: your momma's so fat...


I was about to reply to subby, "I knew your mom could strech that far," but then I noticed it said NY not MY mom.
 
2012-07-30 08:11:13 PM
I knew it.

/hotdog hallway husband
 
2012-07-30 09:10:37 PM
Dnrtfa.
 
2012-07-31 12:13:48 AM
Those kids are going to get really tired of hearing that story retold on every subsequent birthday, but after that I'd say she's entitled. Bad enough with one, but TWO -- good lord.

/last baby beat the anesthesiologist into the room. I remember more of it than I'd like.
 
2012-07-31 07:42:33 PM
I came looking for this story after a friend told me about it...

that friend happens to be Siobhan's mother.

She says everyone is happy and healthy still :)
 
2012-07-31 07:43:15 PM

reillan: I came looking for this story after a friend told me about it...

that friend happens to be Siobhan's mother.

She says everyone is happy and healthy still :)


er whoops... aunt. lol

I blame the 120 degree heat outside
 
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