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(Patch)   Drunk driver crashes into utility pole, walks while being restrained by off-duty cop, then gets four knee strikes before finally being arrested. That's when things get weird   (wauwatosa.patch.com) divider line 30
    More: Weird, utility pole, drunk drivers, Milwaukee County, Wauwatosa, light poles, selenium, Froedtert Hospital, police escort  
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2012-07-30 12:38:33 PM
He obviously handles his alcohol well.
 
2012-07-30 12:38:34 PM
"The cop was off-duty so that should be assault" in 3.... 2.....
 
2012-07-30 12:38:50 PM
"I know you want to look at my wiener."

Awesome!
 
2012-07-30 12:39:06 PM
Yeah, that did get weird.
 
2012-07-30 12:39:11 PM

Talos: He obviously handles his alcohol well.


I'm sure he'd tell you he's not an alcoholic.
 
2012-07-30 12:39:22 PM
"I know you want to see my weiner" is my new pick up line
 
2012-07-30 12:39:24 PM
Par for the course in EMS...I found it weird when calls DIDN'T go like this...
 
2012-07-30 12:40:42 PM
Amusing FTA: The deputy smelled alcohol, and when he asked Cesar if he'd been drinking he said he had one beer before driving. He didn't say how big a beer that must have been.
 
2012-07-30 12:44:41 PM

fjnorton: "I know you want to see my weiner" is my new pick up line


New? I've moved on to just pulling it out and waggling it in circles.
 
2012-07-30 12:47:06 PM

tj614zu: fjnorton: "I know you want to see my weiner" is my new pick up line

New? I've moved on to just pulling it out and waggling it in circles.


Well I'm sure that attracts interest. Nanotechnology is a growing field.
 
2012-07-30 12:50:25 PM
The off duty cop had four knees? I'm confused.
 
2012-07-30 12:50:34 PM
I am starting to wonder if Patch™ Corporate is actually paying a little scratch to get additional "sponsored" greens...these little rinkydink Patch sites are local, but all controlled by the mothership in New York with deep pockets. Links on Fark jack up the overall Patch page view counts tremendously...and I have noticed them put into rotation fairly regularly now.

/not a conspiracy theorist
 
2012-07-30 12:50:48 PM
Does anybody else think that guy looks like Ed Norton? I couldn't help but read the article picturing all of this happening to the character he played in Fight Club. It made it a lot more fun.
 
2012-07-30 12:51:01 PM
Waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all, swears a giant alien has landed at the mall.
 
2012-07-30 12:53:24 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: The off duty cop had four knees? I'm confused.


Sure, you need spares in that kind of job.
 
2012-07-30 12:55:39 PM
JohnAnnArbor: Amusing FTA: The deputy smelled alcohol, and when he asked Cesar if he'd been drinking he said he had one beer before driving. He didn't say how big a beer that must have been.

Translation: I actually had about two six packs, and a few shots of Jack before getting behind the wheel.

Also, In Before Drunk Driving Apologists!
 
2012-07-30 01:03:05 PM

BronyMedic: JohnAnnArbor: Amusing FTA: The deputy smelled alcohol, and when he asked Cesar if he'd been drinking he said he had one beer before driving. He didn't say how big a beer that must have been.

Translation: I actually had about two six packs, and a few shots of Jack before getting behind the wheel.

Also, In Before Drunk Driving Apologists!


Huh. They exist, outside of lawyers who handle that sort of thing?
 
2012-07-30 01:07:21 PM

tj614zu: fjnorton: "I know you want to see my weiner" is my new pick up line

New? I've moved on to just pulling it out and waggling it in circles.


meatspin.com

/extremely NSFW
//very, very, very NSF your mental state.
 
2012-07-30 01:13:31 PM

JohnAnnArbor: tj614zu: fjnorton: "I know you want to see my weiner" is my new pick up line

New? I've moved on to just pulling it out and waggling it in circles.

Well I'm sure that attracts interest. Nanotechnology is a growing field.


It isn't the radius of the circle, but the speed at which you move around the circumference that matters.

/particleaccelerationisfun
 
2012-07-30 01:20:13 PM
JohnAnnArbor: Huh. They exist, outside of lawyers who handle that sort of thing?

Oh yes. Very much so. You have a large group here on FARK who think that drunk driving laws only exist so the "pigs" can strip your constitutional rights.
 
2012-07-30 01:26:23 PM
And then he began to expose his genitals to a female hospital employee, saying "I know you want to look at my wiener."

What's his Fark handle?

/wait... Dad?
 
2012-07-30 01:35:23 PM
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"I know you want to look at my wiener."
 
2012-07-30 01:52:19 PM
How does one smell alcohol? I have always found alcohol to have no smell that a human can detect, you can smell and alcoholic beverage though. What is up with all the violent behavior when I drink I just get relaxed, happy and then I fall asleep I don't get combative though I might whip out little jack for a display given the right mood.
 
2012-07-30 02:09:26 PM
We really need a sitcon that has a character with the catch-phrase, "I know you want to look at my wiener."
 
2012-07-30 02:13:50 PM
I had one beer occifer!

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2012-07-30 02:48:33 PM
And then he got just bizarre at the hospital.

Troy Bruce Cesar was charged Saturday in Milwaukee County Circuit Court with one count of third-offense operating while intoxicated...


How did he even get in the O.R.!

/not even mad, I'm impressed...
 
2012-07-30 03:36:02 PM

eggcouncil: Par for the course in EMS...I found it weird when calls DIDN'T go like this...


Yeah. In the last 24 hours, I've had a drunk woman take a swing at me, another drunk woman try to get out of a moving ambulance, and an uncooperative psych seriously injure one cop and deliver less serious injuries to another cop and a fireman. This is all the newspaper would be if they tried to report on every drunk or psych asshole that goes to the hospital.
 
2012-07-30 04:41:27 PM

Profedius: How does one smell alcohol? I have always found alcohol to have no smell that a human can detect, you can smell and alcoholic beverage though. What is up with all the violent behavior when I drink I just get relaxed, happy and then I fall asleep I don't get combative though I might whip out little jack for a display given the right mood.


Police reports always (or should always) state that the officer "smelled an unknown alcoholic beverage on the driver's breath and person" for that reason. The defense will argue that alcohol has no smell and therefore the officer must be lying.

/Former cop
 
2012-07-30 10:31:03 PM
"The staff then tried to perform a CT scan on Cesar, but he stood up naked and refused to get inside the machine until a deputy entered the room and ordered him in."

So a cop can arrest you and force you into a radiation machine?
 
2012-07-31 04:35:44 PM

Blowmonkey: Does anybody else think that guy looks like Ed Norton? I couldn't help but read the article picturing all of this happening to the character he played in Fight Club. It made it a lot more fun.


I'm not the only one!

I even imagined him saying, "I know you want to see my weiner" to Marla... And she totally went for it. And then I realized I secretly think Helena Bonham Carter is really pretty... Except she does the creepy goth look too much. And then I started googling pics of her and then my coworker asked what I was doing googling her and I told him I was reading an article about a DUI.

My day will not be productive
 
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