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(Chicago Trib)   Man robbed at ax-point   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 42
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2012-07-30 11:12:46 AM
Did he ax nicely?
 
2012-07-30 11:14:03 AM
Was the perp a dog in a plaid hat?
 
2012-07-30 11:14:31 AM
Axes don't have points. Except, of course, for a spontoon-type tomahawk.
 
2012-07-30 11:14:32 AM
By 37 hot chicks smelling his hair?
 
2012-07-30 11:14:41 AM
Axes don't have points. Just an edge.
 
2012-07-30 11:14:54 AM
Hand over the wallet and don't make me ax you twice!
 
2012-07-30 11:15:18 AM
"By this axe, I rule!"
 
2012-07-30 11:16:15 AM
U BETTA AXE SOMEBODY
 
2012-07-30 11:16:22 AM
Argh, dittybopper...you win!

/quicker typist than I, apparently.
 
2012-07-30 11:16:40 AM
Serves the guy right for lying about the money.
 
2012-07-30 11:16:41 AM

Valiente: Did he ax nicely?


Done in one.
 
2012-07-30 11:19:49 AM
When will we get hard on criminal Dwarves! This Dwarf on American Crime needs to be dealt with harshly!
 
2012-07-30 11:21:03 AM

dittybopper: Axes don't have points. Except, of course, for a spontoon-type tomahawk.


or various types of battle ax that had either a spike opposite the ax blade or at the tip of the haft
 
2012-07-30 11:23:19 AM
Ax wielding is not Chicago values.
 
2012-07-30 11:26:26 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-30 11:26:53 AM
I want my two dollars..
 
2012-07-30 11:30:14 AM
I would have fought back, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

/me, I call them treasures
 
2012-07-30 11:30:17 AM
was the axe-point SHARP?

i1197.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-30 11:31:12 AM

Haruko_Haruhara: Axes don't have points. Just an edge.


api.ning.com
 
2012-07-30 11:31:57 AM
Is this a DayZ thread?
 
2012-07-30 11:36:46 AM
wouldn't want there to be an AXE-ident

with my...AXE

ya friggin AXEHOLE
 
2012-07-30 11:42:13 AM
This is an obvious fake story. An axe? Everyone knows people only commit crime with guns.
 
2012-07-30 11:42:37 AM
He pulls a wallet, you pull an ax. That's the Chicago way!
 
2012-07-30 11:43:25 AM
suspect dossiere

www.mimifroufrou.com
 
2012-07-30 11:43:27 AM
Axecellent!
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-30 11:49:01 AM
Was he also a cop?
 
2012-07-30 11:52:15 AM
You gotta wonder, well OK you don't HAVE to but..., what is in the mind of the thief. Is he honest and understands he is a piece of shiat who is stealing something that someone else earned because he doesn't want to work for anything himself, or does he have some imaginary justification for his actions? Stealing $95 with an axe isn't feeding your family type stealing. So was this guy taught that other people got what they have through some kind of unfairness, and therefor it is not really wrong to take from them, or is the thief just a steaming pile of shiat naturally?
 
2012-07-30 12:04:24 PM
This wouldn't have happened if everyone was carrying an ax. But the libtards consistently block concealed carry.

Remember: The Founding Fathers didn't guarantee your right to have an ax so you could hunt ducks with it.
 
2012-07-30 12:05:42 PM
Can we finally have a productive conversation about Ax control in this country?

Nobody needs to own an ax anymore.
 
2012-07-30 12:12:24 PM

boomm: Can we finally have a productive conversation about Ax control in this country?

Nobody needs to own an ax anymore.


Hey, I still hunt goblins with my axe! I also have one beside my bed in case orcs break into my home.

/Axes don't kill people
//mages do.
 
2012-07-30 12:15:21 PM
Photo of Suspects...



the400club.org
 
2012-07-30 12:19:07 PM

boomm: Nobody needs to own an ax anymore.


I use mine all the time.

Well, not all the time, but it comes out of the garage pretty frequently.
 
2012-07-30 12:21:37 PM

boomm: Can we finally have a productive conversation about Ax control in this country?

Nobody needs to own an ax anymore.


You'll have my ax when you pry it from my cold, dead Constitution. I watched Red Dawn. The first thing commies do when they take over is collect the axes. They did that in Russia and all the peasants starved because they couldn't chop the potato trees. Why do you hate freedom?!?!?!
 
2012-07-30 12:29:24 PM

Big_Fat_Liar: You gotta wonder, well OK you don't HAVE to but..., what is in the mind of the thief. Is he honest and understands he is a piece of shiat who is stealing something that someone else earned because he doesn't want to work for anything himself, or does he have some imaginary justification for his actions? Stealing $95 with an axe isn't feeding your family type stealing. So was this guy taught that other people got what they have through some kind of unfairness, and therefor it is not really wrong to take from them, or is the thief just a steaming pile of shiat naturally?


Some people are just sociopaths. I knew a guy through some roommates that came to our apartment one night bragging that he had just robbed some guy at knifepoint at an ATM. He justified it by saying that the guy didn't fight back, and if he had he probably would have just let him go...

/thankfully graduated soon after and left that cesspool behind
 
2012-07-30 12:45:59 PM

amishkarl: dittybopper: Axes don't have points. Except, of course, for a spontoon-type tomahawk.

or various types of battle ax that had either a spike opposite the ax blade or at the tip of the haft


Or both.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-30 01:03:12 PM
twscritic.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-30 01:34:00 PM
www.film.com

Vampires. That's the real problem here.
 
2012-07-30 01:35:59 PM
I was robbed at axe-point. Two guys jumped in the backseat at a stop light and put an axe to my throat. Got away with $600.

/csb
 
2012-07-30 01:49:21 PM

MoronLessOff: Was he also a cop?


Came for axe cop. leaving with head only mildly chopped off
 
2012-07-30 02:13:59 PM

Ambitwistor: amishkarl: dittybopper: Axes don't have points. Except, of course, for a spontoon-type tomahawk.

or various types of battle ax that had either a spike opposite the ax blade or at the tip of the haft

Or both.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x108]


She stole that tie! It's the prefect crime; girls don't wear ties! Although some do; it's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
 
2012-07-30 10:40:46 PM
Questions are dangerous.
 
2012-07-31 08:10:27 AM

BronyMedic: When will we get hard on criminal Dwarves! This Dwarf on American Crime needs to be dealt with harshly!


You can't.
They are protected by amendment for Equal Heights.


/at least axes are not battle bread.
 
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