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(Blackpool Gazette)   A man who changed his name to a character from TV soap Dallas has been accused of a sex attack on another man. A jury heard the alleged assault happened after Sue-Ellen Ewing... wait...WHAT?   (blackpoolgazette.co.uk) divider line 20
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2012-07-30 01:02:57 PM
JR shot who?
 
2012-07-30 01:08:09 PM
The poll on the right: "Do Blackpool Transport run a good service?"

The King's English isn't what it used to be.
 
2012-07-30 01:10:52 PM
Pudsey?
 
2012-07-30 01:11:22 PM
I wouldn't mind being sex attacked by Julie Gonzalo
 
2012-07-30 01:12:21 PM
As a man named J.R., I do not approve this message.
 
2012-07-30 01:12:22 PM

TravelingFreakshow: The poll on the right: "Do Blackpool Transport run a good service?"

The King's English isn't what it used to be.


Well.. do they?
 
2012-07-30 01:18:19 PM
I read that as "Sue-Ellen Earwig".

/eww!
 
2012-07-30 01:22:50 PM

66dude: I read that as "Sue-Ellen Earwig".

/eww!


billcainonline.com

Wrong franchise
 
2012-07-30 01:23:11 PM
www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk
Must archive Preston Crown Court in Preston city centre / view


Yes, you must...do it now!
 
2012-07-30 01:26:28 PM
Didn't care who shot J.R.. Still don't
 
2012-07-30 01:38:01 PM
www.doubleakaraoke.com
 
2012-07-30 01:58:04 PM
Anyone else been watching the Dallas revival on TNA this summer? It's been great, although I hate that Larry Hagman was written out for half the season, he's still awesome.
 
2012-07-30 02:07:00 PM

TravelingFreakshow: The poll on the right: "Do Blackpool Transport run a good service?"

The King's English isn't what it used to be.


The British consider nouns like company names or sports teams to be plural for the purpose of agreement with verbs. Read it as:

Do [the people of] Blackpool Transport run a good service?
 
2012-07-30 02:24:04 PM

stuffy: Didn't care who shot J.R.. Still don't


I did but it wasn't in Dallas. It was in Reno.
 
2012-07-30 02:28:56 PM
stupid Flanders

www.ardmoredevelopment.com
 
2012-07-30 02:32:52 PM
Share a can of lager? That's a cocksuckin'!
 
2012-07-30 03:12:04 PM

billvo: TravelingFreakshow: The poll on the right: "Do Blackpool Transport run a good service?"

The King's English isn't what it used to be.

The British consider nouns like company names or sports teams to be plural for the purpose of agreement with verbs. Read it as:

Do [the people of] Blackpool Transport run a good service?


They do the same with bands, so it can be somewhat jarring for us US-English speakers when listening to a live band talk to the audience.
 
2012-07-30 03:28:06 PM
The title of the article:

Bus Stop Sex Claim

is a great band name
 
2012-07-30 03:34:38 PM
www.afterelton.com
RIP Soap character Jodie Dallas
 
2012-07-30 04:07:20 PM
What's the big deal? He saw the guy pass out and was trying to revive him with mouth to penis resuscitation...and it worked!! The guy's a hero!!
 
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