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(WLKY Louisville)   Woman who works in the Office of Research Integrity charged in string of bank robberies   (wlky.com) divider line 31
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2012-07-30 12:33:25 PM  
Did she die the next day? DRTFA
 
2012-07-30 12:58:04 PM  
How else is a researcher supposed to gather data?
 
2012-07-30 03:43:54 PM  
When I steal from one, it's plagiarism; when I steal from many, it's research. See, she was doing her job by stealing from many banks.
 
2012-07-30 03:45:12 PM  
nope, would have had to work in the "Office of Too Much Integrity to Rob Banks" office. anything else is not ironic at all.
 
2012-07-30 03:45:58 PM  
Sorry, I don't see the irony in this story. Perhaps, if she worked for the Police, then it would be ironic.
 
2012-07-30 03:47:38 PM  

Police said bank employees gave them a description of the suspect's car and tips led them to a home where they found Little.


A: "So what did they find at the house? Do they have the suspect?"

B: "They found Little."

A: "But what did they find?? And did they arrest anyone??"

B: "I told you, they found Little!"

A: "So there was little in the car?"

B: "No, Little was in the house."
 
2012-07-30 03:48:20 PM  
Not ironic, unless her research into robbing banks was ill-conceived.
 
2012-07-30 03:50:11 PM  

steklo: Sorry, I don't see the irony in this story. Perhaps, if she worked for the Police, then it would be ironic.


nope, still wouldn't be ironic, people expect police to be criminals. it would have to be the "non-criminal police that would never rob banks"
 
2012-07-30 03:55:06 PM  
not often you find a bad girl who wears sensible shoes. i like the cut of her jib.
 
2012-07-30 03:56:53 PM  
She wore a pink tobaggan? Well that sure had to slow her down a bit. I could see holding a saucer like captain america, but a tobaggan isn't very practical. Unless the bank was at the top of a fun hill. Not enough snow this weekend though.
 
2012-07-30 04:03:04 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Police said bank employees gave them a description of the suspect's car and tips led them to a home where they found Little.


A: "So what did they find at the house? Do they have the suspect?"

B: "They found Little."

A: "But what did they find?? And did they arrest anyone??"

B: "I told you, they found Little!"

A: "So there was little in the car?"

B: "No, Little was in the house."


A: So what did they find in the car?

B: They didn't find anything in the car!

A: So little was in the house and nothing was in the car?

B: Little was in the house, but Nothing was not a suspect and was released.

(we could do this all day)
 
2012-07-30 04:03:47 PM  

tjbythelake: She wore a pink tobaggan? Well that sure had to slow her down a bit. I could see holding a saucer like captain america, but a tobaggan isn't very practical. Unless the bank was at the top of a fun hill. Not enough snow this weekend though.


Came in here to ask this question...wtf?
 
2012-07-30 04:08:52 PM  
It appears her research was just fine. It was her ethics that were debatable.
 
2012-07-30 04:11:42 PM  

PunGent: Came in here to ask this question...wtf?


Tuque
 
2012-07-30 04:29:51 PM  
I don't see anything wrong with this since banks rob people everyday.

Besides, anyone who hauls a big farkin wooden sled around all day is ok by me.
 
2012-07-30 04:52:14 PM  
I could see wearing a toboggan in the mountains but I don't think they would provide much coverage and they wouldn't keep you very warm in the winter.
 
2012-07-30 04:53:53 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Police said bank employees gave them a description of the suspect's car and tips led them to a home where they found Little.


A: "So what did they find at the house? Do they have the suspect?"

B: "They found Little."

A: "But what did they find?? And did they arrest anyone??"

B: "I told you, they found Little!"

A: "So there was little in the car?"

B: "No, Little was in the house."


"No, Jim fell first, then I shot Twice once."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLXyC1cuN3M
 
2012-07-30 05:01:11 PM  
*snerk*
 
2012-07-30 05:44:07 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: PunGent: Came in here to ask this question...wtf?

Tuque


Um, no...
 
2012-07-30 06:07:41 PM  
Office of Research Integrity, not the Office of Integrity Research.

/farking adjectives: how do they work?
 
2012-07-30 06:18:15 PM  
Just more proof that Integrity doesn't pay.
 
2012-07-30 06:33:32 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Office of Research Integrity, not the Office of Integrity Research.

/farking adjectives: how do they work?


Apparently, they modify nouns. But, considering the last couple of decades, putting "research" and "integrity" in the same phrase is funny in itself.
 
2012-07-30 06:46:07 PM  
That's a man. I really mean that, that's a man.
 
2012-07-30 06:52:37 PM  
Any attempt at restoring her integrity would,of course,be....


*dons sunglasses,surgical mask and black toboggan*

.....too Little,too late.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah!
 
2012-07-30 08:21:15 PM  

cgraves67: Englebert Slaptyback: Police said bank employees gave them a description of the suspect's car and tips led them to a home where they found Little.


A: "So what did they find at the house? Do they have the suspect?"

B: "They found Little."

A: "But what did they find?? And did they arrest anyone??"

B: "I told you, they found Little!"

A: "So there was little in the car?"

B: "No, Little was in the house."

A: So what did they find in the car?

B: They didn't find anything in the car!

A: So little was in the house and nothing was in the car?

B: Little was in the house, but Nothing was not a suspect and was released.

(we could do this all day)


We is a Farker?
 
2012-07-30 09:28:25 PM  
Yep, because when I think of someone stealing money from a bank, I think that's exactly the sort of thing someone tasked with upholding the integrity of academic research is trying to prevent. Good use of the ironic tag, Subby.

Sometimes I think submitters are thinking, "Gee, I really want to use a tag that starts with 'I,' but 'Interesting' just seems overused."
 
2012-07-30 11:31:32 PM  

cgraves67: Englebert Slaptyback: Police said bank employees gave them a description of the suspect's car and tips led them to a home where they found Little.


A: "So what did they find at the house? Do they have the suspect?"

B: "They found Little."

A: "But what did they find?? And did they arrest anyone??"

B: "I told you, they found Little!"

A: "So there was little in the car?"

B: "No, Little was in the house."

A: So what did they find in the car?

B: They didn't find anything in the car!

A: So little was in the house and nothing was in the car?

B: Little was in the house, but Nothing was not a suspect and was released.

(we could do this all day)


Was Ida Know involved?
 
2012-07-31 12:42:36 AM  
She's a researcher, what are the odds on that?
 
2012-07-31 02:37:53 AM  

simplicimus: ArcadianRefugee: Office of Research Integrity, not the Office of Integrity Research.

/farking adjectives: how do they work?

Apparently, they modify nouns. But, considering the last couple of decades, putting "research" and "integrity" in the same phrase is funny in itself.


That's complete nonsense. According to recent studies-

oh.
 
2012-07-31 03:12:37 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: simplicimus: ArcadianRefugee: Office of Research Integrity, not the Office of Integrity Research.

/farking adjectives: how do they work?

Apparently, they modify nouns. But, considering the last couple of decades, putting "research" and "integrity" in the same phrase is funny in itself.

That's complete nonsense. According to recent studies-

oh.


Heh.
 
2012-07-31 03:43:58 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: PunGent: Came in here to ask this question...wtf?

Tuque


Ah, ty...new one on me.
 
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