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2012-07-30 01:28:15 PM  
Good evening. If I could beg the indulgence of you for the moment upon which I am typing I would like to make the current suggestion of the surprising return upon which will occur on the evening which is this current evening of Monday, July 30 of the year of 2012. You see Carl Marx Punk will need the companion upon the ring when he does the facing of Mister Du-Wayne the Rock Johnson. He will need someone who knows this individual quite well because of the angle upon which they did together several years ago. Someone who can go to the intellectual level of one Mister Vincent Kennedy MadMan in trying to predict how the three hour thing can be the success. Yes this evening I have this on very good authority that you can expect the return of Eugene.

You are welcome.
 
2012-07-30 01:55:22 PM  

meow said the dog: Good evening. If I could beg the indulgence of you for the moment upon which I am typing I would like to make the current suggestion of the surprising return upon which will occur on the evening which is this current evening of Monday, July 30 of the year of 2012. You see Carl Marx Punk will need the companion upon the ring when he does the facing of Mister Du-Wayne the Rock Johnson. He will need someone who knows this individual quite well because of the angle upon which they did together several years ago. Someone who can go to the intellectual level of one Mister Vincent Kennedy MadMan in trying to predict how the three hour thing can be the success. Yes this evening I have this on very good authority that you can expect the return of Eugene.

You are welcome.


Sounds legit. Where do we sign?
 
2012-07-30 02:16:05 PM  
Subby, I can guarantee you there will be 0 minutes of actual wrestling.

/it isn't real to me, damnit.
 
2012-07-30 02:37:25 PM  

haemaker: Subby, I can guarantee you there will be 0 minutes of actual wrestling.

/it isn't real to me, damnit.


This should be in the entertainment tab am I right of this?
 
2012-07-30 03:54:47 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-30 04:34:09 PM  
Well, Punk already sucks.

And since live crowds are already NOT playing along with the teased heel turn, you just know Vince is going to have Punk insulting hometown sports teams within a week.
 
2012-07-30 05:23:48 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-30 05:37:47 PM  
Punk starting the show tonight. Wowee wah wah.
 
2012-07-30 05:39:06 PM  
I've been meaning to ask... why is this a regular thread on Fark? I mean, I get that there are people out there that like watching these clowns bounce around the ring, but it doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the site any more than a daily soap opera thread would.
 
2012-07-30 05:53:41 PM  
The days of trying to manufacture babyfaces or heels is over. It's toast. Steve Austin killed it once and for all, and rightfully so.

Cheap heat is worthless. What you do is you create characters with believable personalities, and let people take sides.

The biggest heel in WWE right now is John Cena; he gets booed more than anyone.
 
2012-07-30 06:04:15 PM  

timujin: I've been meaning to ask... why is this a regular thread on Fark? I mean, I get that there are people out there that like watching these clowns bounce around the ring, but it doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the site any more than a daily soap opera thread would.


We had a discussion thread for the "My Little Pony" season finale.

/it was strangely entertaining
//welcometofark.jpg
 
2012-07-30 06:15:10 PM  

dugitman: timujin: I've been meaning to ask... why is this a regular thread on Fark? I mean, I get that there are people out there that like watching these clowns bounce around the ring, but it doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the site any more than a daily soap opera thread would.

We had a discussion thread for the "My Little Pony" season finale.

/it was strangely entertaining
//welcometofark.jpg


iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de
 
2012-07-30 06:20:20 PM  
Oh, and I'm sure Subby apologizes for forgetting to mention the only thing that would make RAW 1,001 watchable (assuming RAW will be three hours of tout tweet fueled, promo littered crap tonight, of course)

www.thewebsiteofdoom.com
 
2012-07-30 06:26:08 PM  

dugitman: timujin: I've been meaning to ask... why is this a regular thread on Fark? I mean, I get that there are people out there that like watching these clowns bounce around the ring, but it doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the site any more than a daily soap opera thread would.

We had a discussion thread for the "My Little Pony" season finale.

/it was strangely entertaining
//welcometofark.jpg


Alright, sure, but we don't have a My Little Pony thread every single week, or even multiple times some weeks.
 
2012-07-30 06:30:40 PM  

timujin: dugitman: timujin: I've been meaning to ask... why is this a regular thread on Fark? I mean, I get that there are people out there that like watching these clowns bounce around the ring, but it doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the site any more than a daily soap opera thread would.

We had a discussion thread for the "My Little Pony" season finale.

/it was strangely entertaining
//welcometofark.jpg

Alright, sure, but we don't have a My Little Pony thread every single week, or even multiple times some weeks.


I don't think FARK could sustain that level of hate.

The assholes who wander into Pony threads to shiat on people generally make the most rabid Politics poster look sane and rational.

Hell, even the wrestling threads have calmed down to the prerequisite "entertainment tab" comment and that's about it.

As to why every week? Well, new show every week.

Is there a new Football thread every week during the season?

Yes.

Is there a NASCAR thread every week during the season? Yes.

Is there a daily Olympics thread during the games? So far, Yes.

Same principle.
 
2012-07-30 06:35:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: dugitman: timujin: I've been meaning to ask... why is this a regular thread on Fark? I mean, I get that there are people out there that like watching these clowns bounce around the ring, but it doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the site any more than a daily soap opera thread would.

We had a discussion thread for the "My Little Pony" season finale.

/it was strangely entertaining
//welcometofark.jpg

[iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de image 125x124]


This is mine now. :P
 
2012-07-30 06:42:34 PM  
People like what you don't like and in a huge enough number that threads are warranted.

www.gpb.org

"Next case. Next farking case."
 
2012-07-30 06:49:04 PM  

dugitman: timujin: I've been meaning to ask... why is this a regular thread on Fark? I mean, I get that there are people out there that like watching these clowns bounce around the ring, but it doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the site any more than a daily soap opera thread would.

We had a discussion thread for the "My Little Pony" season finale.

/it was strangely entertaining
//welcometofark.jpg


I missed it?
 
2012-07-30 06:56:01 PM  

robsul82: Punk starting the show tonight. Wowee wah wah.


WHAR TEN O'CLOCK WHAR
 
2012-07-30 06:57:16 PM  

timujin: I've been meaning to ask... why is this a regular thread on Fark? I mean, I get that there are people out there that like watching these clowns bounce around the ring, but it doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the site any more than a daily soap opera thread would.


It helps keep the fWc out of the movie theater, and also Fark you that's why..
 
2012-07-30 06:57:34 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: timujin: dugitman: timujin: I've been meaning to ask... why is this a regular thread on Fark? I mean, I get that there are people out there that like watching these clowns bounce around the ring, but it doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the site any more than a daily soap opera thread would.

We had a discussion thread for the "My Little Pony" season finale.

/it was strangely entertaining
//welcometofark.jpg

Alright, sure, but we don't have a My Little Pony thread every single week, or even multiple times some weeks.

I don't think FARK could sustain that level of hate.

The assholes who wander into Pony threads to shiat on people generally make the most rabid Politics poster look sane and rational.

Hell, even the wrestling threads have calmed down to the prerequisite "entertainment tab" comment and that's about it.

As to why every week? Well, new show every week.

Is there a new Football thread every week during the season?

Yes.

Is there a NASCAR thread every week during the season? Yes.

Is there a daily Olympics thread during the games? So far, Yes.

Same principle.


Sure, but those are sports. Still, I get it, like robsul82 posted, there are enough people that care that it makes for a worthwhile thread. I'm just constantly surprised that it is the case for wrasslin'.
 
2012-07-30 06:58:52 PM  

Apollonia James: robsul82: Punk starting the show tonight. Wowee wah wah.

WHAR TEN O'CLOCK WHAR


When the Ten O'Clock Championship and the John Cena World Championship of the World COLLIDE
 
2012-07-30 07:00:34 PM  

robsul82: Apollonia James: robsul82: Punk starting the show tonight. Wowee wah wah.

WHAR TEN O'CLOCK WHAR

When the Ten O'Clock Championship and the John Cena World Championship of the World COLLIDE


And your new 9 O'Clock Champion

img.ibtimes.com
 
2012-07-30 07:00:34 PM  
BAH GAWD KING WE WANT THREE HOURS OF RECAPS AND PROMOS
 
2012-07-30 07:02:31 PM  

timujin: FirstNationalBastard: timujin: dugitman: timujin: I've been meaning to ask... why is this a regular thread on Fark? I mean, I get that there are people out there that like watching these clowns bounce around the ring, but it doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the site any more than a daily soap opera thread would.

We had a discussion thread for the "My Little Pony" season finale.

/it was strangely entertaining
//welcometofark.jpg

Alright, sure, but we don't have a My Little Pony thread every single week, or even multiple times some weeks.

I don't think FARK could sustain that level of hate.

The assholes who wander into Pony threads to shiat on people generally make the most rabid Politics poster look sane and rational.

Hell, even the wrestling threads have calmed down to the prerequisite "entertainment tab" comment and that's about it.

As to why every week? Well, new show every week.

Is there a new Football thread every week during the season?

Yes.

Is there a NASCAR thread every week during the season? Yes.

Is there a daily Olympics thread during the games? So far, Yes.

Same principle.

Sure, but those are sports. Still, I get it, like robsul82 posted, there are enough people that care that it makes for a worthwhile thread. I'm just constantly surprised that it is the case for wrasslin'.


Because Drew doesn't mind how silly a thread is if it will deliver 1000+ comments every time?
 
2012-07-30 07:02:39 PM  
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRIAGE!
 
2012-07-30 07:03:06 PM  
Long time lurker checking in and dipping my toes into the comments...

Someone recommended just shouting out IMMMMMPLAAAAAANNNTS!

/Canadian
//15 minute delay
///going to try to stream it on the iPad to keep up with the thread for once
////it doesn't matter what my slashies say
 
2012-07-30 07:03:25 PM  
So Punk begins the show tonight to try to be all heely and AJ will come up, skip around, twirl her hair and tell Punk he should have accepted her proposal. Now he has to fight both Cena and Big Slow at SS. That should pretty much be the whole 3 hours completed in the first 15 minutes of the show. So besides #HEEL and Y2J promo the show will be over.

Also read Austin wasn't there last week due to knee surgery. I'm guessing he will show up sometime after his knee is better. Maybe special guest ref for Rock vs. Punk? (So Rock can win and wrestle Cena at WM again) at Royal Rumble.
 
2012-07-30 07:05:38 PM  

timujin: FirstNationalBastard: timujin: dugitman: timujin: I've been meaning to ask... why is this a regular thread on Fark? I mean, I get that there are people out there that like watching these clowns bounce around the ring, but it doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the site any more than a daily soap opera thread would.

We had a discussion thread for the "My Little Pony" season finale.

/it was strangely entertaining
//welcometofark.jpg

Alright, sure, but we don't have a My Little Pony thread every single week, or even multiple times some weeks.

I don't think FARK could sustain that level of hate.

The assholes who wander into Pony threads to shiat on people generally make the most rabid Politics poster look sane and rational.

Hell, even the wrestling threads have calmed down to the prerequisite "entertainment tab" comment and that's about it.

As to why every week? Well, new show every week.

Is there a new Football thread every week during the season?

Yes.

Is there a NASCAR thread every week during the season? Yes.

Is there a daily Olympics thread during the games? So far, Yes.

Same principle.

Sure, but those are sports. Still, I get it, like robsul82 posted, there are enough people that care that it makes for a worthwhile thread. I'm just constantly surprised that it is the case for wrasslin'.


Shouldn't be that surprising as WWE has the #1 cable show on a regular basis. Of course if you don't pay attention to ratings it would be surprising.
 
2012-07-30 07:06:38 PM  

Steven Rules: So Punk begins the show tonight to try to be all heely and AJ will come up, skip around, twirl her hair and tell Punk he should have accepted her proposal. Now he has to fight both Cena and Big Slow at SS. That should pretty much be the whole 3 hours completed in the first 15 minutes of the show. So besides #HEEL and Y2J promo the show will be over.

Also read Austin wasn't there last week due to knee surgery. I'm guessing he will show up sometime after his knee is better. Maybe special guest ref for Rock vs. Punk? (So Rock can win and wrestle Cena at WM again) at Royal Rumble.


I'm close to giving up on the show. If they go full retard I'm not sure what I;ll do.
 
2012-07-30 07:06:48 PM  
BREAKING NEWS: The monkeys in the truck set the arena on fire! XD

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/quicknews/article_63830.shtml
 
2012-07-30 07:07:12 PM  
Anyone besides me glad that Great Khali may have to retire?
 
2012-07-30 07:08:57 PM  

Captain Steroid: BREAKING NEWS: The monkeys in the truck set the arena on fire! XD

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/quicknews/article_63830.shtml


I meant to link that. >_>'
 
2012-07-30 07:10:27 PM  
Olympics for me. Hope this thread is more entertaining than tonight's raw!
 
2012-07-30 07:10:44 PM  

Captain Steroid: http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/quicknews/article_63830.shtml


Was this man spotted in the arena

encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-07-30 07:11:21 PM  

Steven Rules: Captain Steroid: http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/quicknews/article_63830.shtml

Was this man spotted in the arena

[encrypted-tbn0.google.com image 216x233]


No, but his pyrotechnic crew was! :P
 
2012-07-30 07:12:07 PM  
Holy carp, I'm here before the thread hit 100+!
 
2012-07-30 07:12:42 PM  

Captain Steroid: Captain Steroid: BREAKING NEWS: The monkeys in the truck set the arena on fire! XD

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/quicknews/article_63830.shtml

I meant to link that. >_>'


Okay that was funny
 
2012-07-30 07:13:12 PM  
Yankees-Orioles tonight in a game that actually matters in July, lol, so at least there's a backup when we start getting shiatty segments.
 
2012-07-30 07:13:59 PM  

Captain Steroid: http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/quicknews/article_63830.shtml


*insert Great White/Sheamus photo here*
 
2012-07-30 07:17:12 PM  

robsul82: Yankees-Orioles tonight in a game that actually matters in July, lol, so at least there's a backup when we start getting shiatty segments.


What kind of world is it where Baltimore and Pittsburgh and excepting for the fact that they've been good for a couple years now, Cincinnati are major players in the MLB? Luckily I can still count on the Royals and my Cubs to suck year in year out.
 
2012-07-30 07:19:12 PM  

Apollonia James: Captain Steroid: http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/quicknews/article_63830.shtml

*insert Great White/Sheamus photo here*


upload.wikimedia.org

\ You said "Great White"... :P
 
2012-07-30 07:19:30 PM  

Captain Steroid: Captain Steroid: BREAKING NEWS: The monkeys in the truck set the arena on fire! XD

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/quicknews/article_63830.shtml

I meant to link that. >_>'


And that ... is why I will always love Chris Jericho

/on fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
2012-07-30 07:19:58 PM  
Link

Apparently a fire broke out in the arena tonight and the building had to be evacuated.
 
2012-07-30 07:20:43 PM  

Dr J Zoidberg: robsul82: Yankees-Orioles tonight in a game that actually matters in July, lol, so at least there's a backup when we start getting shiatty segments.

What kind of world is it where Baltimore and Pittsburgh and excepting for the fact that they've been good for a couple years now, Cincinnati are major players in the MLB? Luckily I can still count on the Royals and my Cubs to suck year in year out.


Well I got the crappy Brewers this year who now with Braun out has to rely on a washed up douchebag former Cubbie in Ramerez for the offense.
 
2012-07-30 07:20:56 PM  
Oops, probably should read thread before posting
 
2012-07-30 07:25:16 PM  
Oh dear, today I have listened to "Jive Soul Bro" too many times to be healthy.
 
2012-07-30 07:25:48 PM  
3 hours. That just sounds...exhausting. Nope, not watching. I'll check on this thread and the one in Japan though. Olympics will be on in the house tonight. Eastern European chicks in spandex doing god knows what with their bodies. Delicious.
 
2012-07-30 07:26:55 PM  

Dr J Zoidberg: robsul82: Yankees-Orioles tonight in a game that actually matters in July, lol, so at least there's a backup when we start getting shiatty segments.

What kind of world is it where Baltimore and Pittsburgh and excepting for the fact that they've been good for a couple years now, Cincinnati are major players in the MLB? Luckily I can still count on the Royals and my Cubs to suck year in year out.


What kind of world is it where I have to pay attention to Washington and Cincinnati for homefield advantage race purposes indeed.
 
2012-07-30 07:27:39 PM  

verbaltoxin: 3 hours. That just sounds...exhausting. Nope, not watching. I'll check on this thread and the one in Japan though. Olympics will be on in the house tonight. Eastern European chicks in spandex doing god knows what with their bodies. Delicious.


I think I may have to agree with you
 
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