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(CBS Chicago)   Mob of teens steals $3K of jeans from Wicker Park store...Oh No. Not the Lees! Not the Lees! Aaaaaaauuughhhhhh   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 98
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2012-07-30 05:24:54 AM  
i212.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-30 05:32:58 AM  
Eventually, the teens figured out how to unlock the door themselves,

Things were bad when teens developed knob turning techniques. Now that they can unlock doors from the inside we're doomed. Soon they'll learn to scale stopped escalators, undo stanchions and hop over guard rails.
 
2012-07-30 08:29:01 AM  
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the Lees
 
2012-07-30 10:04:50 AM  
Eventually, the teens figured out how to unlock the door themselves,

Clever girl.
 
2012-07-30 10:05:11 AM  
Skyrocket?
 
2012-07-30 10:05:33 AM  
Is that a Police Academy reference, subby?
 
2012-07-30 10:06:39 AM  
i.huffpost.com
"We've got two gangbangers, one standing next to a pair of Lees. Get away from those Lees. Take your stuff away to the alley. Don't touch the jeans of the city of Chicago. Don't get near them."
 
2012-07-30 10:07:08 AM  
Man, it used to take DAYS to organize a good lootin' mob. Now with the tweeter, it's too easy. You kids don't know how easy you have it these days. *shakes fist*
 
2012-07-30 10:07:42 AM  
I briefly stopped by Wicker Park fest probably about a hour or so prior to this. Out of all the street festivals I've attended in Chicago over the years, this one seems to be the most overrun by crazy teenagers as opposed to people in their 20-30s drinking beer in the street.
 
2012-07-30 10:08:44 AM  

staplermofo: Eventually, the teens figured out how to unlock the door themselves,


sharetv.org

Because of the enormous commercial possibilities, should they succeed.
 
2012-07-30 10:09:16 AM  
Group of teens BLACKS
 
2012-07-30 10:09:46 AM  

staplermofo: Eventually, the teens figured out how to unlock the door themselves,

Things were bad when teens developed knob turning techniques. Now that they can unlock doors from the inside we're doomed. Soon they'll learn to scale stopped escalators, undo stanchions and hop over guard rails.


i48.tinypic.com

Well done, subby.
 
2012-07-30 10:10:40 AM  
Can't be long before a bunch of teenage girls flash mobs at Planned Parenthood and steals all their abortions.
 
2012-07-30 10:12:32 AM  
Meh, they're doing the same thing in Baltimore but instead of stealing jeans they're just beating people up
 
2012-07-30 10:13:15 AM  
Curses! They have their fuzzy faces on. They've thought of everything.
 
2012-07-30 10:13:27 AM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-30 10:14:51 AM  
Subby makes me happy.

And want to punch women in their faces while wearing a bear suit.
 
2012-07-30 10:16:48 AM  
It's a terrific crash ladies and gentlemen. It's clatter and it's bang now, the hangers are crashing to the ground, not quite to their hooks. Oh the humanily.
 
2012-07-30 10:18:24 AM  
Nudie Jeans, bah! -They only make those to fit skinny midgets.
 
2012-07-30 10:18:28 AM  
They should come see me. I've got a counterfeit jeans ring operating out of some sap's car hole. The cops are in my back pocket.

sharetv.org
 
2012-07-30 10:18:30 AM  
I was like Lee Jeans? Were they white? Seen photo black so yes very strange indeed!
 
2012-07-30 10:18:33 AM  
Black people issues.
 
2012-07-30 10:21:08 AM  
comments section of the article is in full-on derp mode.

/because, you know--shoplifting and chick fil a go hand in hand?
 
2012-07-30 10:21:59 AM  
"Luke Cho said he hopes the images help police find the robbers, or maybe even shame the parents of the teens enough that they'll turn the kids in."

Wow Luke are you clueless! The "parent" were the ones who said hey school is going to start soon so you know what to do, use that i phone your brother stole for you and face book your friends for a shopping spree.
 
2012-07-30 10:22:49 AM  

staplermofo: Eventually, the teens figured out how to unlock the door themselves,

Things were bad when teens developed knob turning techniques. Now that they can unlock doors from the inside we're doomed. Soon they'll learn to scale stopped escalators, undo stanchions and hop over guard rails.


All robberies need parkour elements.
 
2012-07-30 10:23:48 AM  
"To Cho, it looked like a flash mob was about to rob the store, so he immediately locked the door."

Should have pulled a "Now yous can't leave"

www.weirdwildrealm.com

/hawt
 
2012-07-30 10:28:46 AM  

hbk72777: Group of teens BLACKS


bikerbob59: Black people issues.


You guys did watch the video and see both black kids and white kids together, right?
 
2012-07-30 10:31:55 AM  

satanorsanta: hbk72777: Group of teens BLACKS

bikerbob59: Black people issues.

You guys did watch the video and see both black kids and white kids together, right?


I think the white kids you saw were employees.


/joke. there were some white kids in this mob. it was not all black.
 
2012-07-30 10:31:56 AM  
Animals.
 
2012-07-30 10:33:59 AM  

GanjSmokr: satanorsanta: hbk72777: Group of teens BLACKS

bikerbob59: Black people issues.

You guys did watch the video and see both black kids and white kids together, right?

I think the white kids you saw were employees.


/joke. there were some white kids in this mob. it was not all black.


Oh right - those white kids must have developed some mental illness.
 
2012-07-30 10:35:02 AM  

satanorsanta: hbk72777: Group of teens BLACKS

bikerbob59: Black people issues.

You guys did watch the video and see both black kids and white kids together, right?


I seen one white kid red head but he seemed to be in the store already from the pics.
Maybe not he could have been with the mob so 99% blacks and plus red heads are not human so there is that.

//runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
 
2012-07-30 10:39:28 AM  

gabethegoat: comments section of the article is in full-on derp mode.

/because, you know--shoplifting and chick fil a go hand in hand?


Just read the comments. WTF is wrong with people?

Also noted: all the mobbers were black, except for those that weren't, but they are wanna-be black, so that means they're black. Therefore Chick-fil-a wins and is good and Obama is bad. Or something. Those commenters are deranged.
 
2012-07-30 10:42:16 AM  
What is that like 4 pairs of jeans at Abercrombie?
 
2012-07-30 10:45:20 AM  
Hrm. There was a discussion there about how wonderful chick fil-a is... I posted a comment that the argument isn't over whether or not they have an opinion, but rather standing up against people trying to withhold human rights from a minority.

Within two minutes my posts were removed.
 
2012-07-30 10:45:27 AM  
All it takes is them to catch one kid and the rest will go down. It happend at the 7-11 here last year. Took them a little while but they did manage to catch them all.
 
2012-07-30 10:48:53 AM  
As assumed, a bunch of black kids with one white kid to help them blend in.
 
2012-07-30 10:50:27 AM  

groppet: All it takes is them to catch one kid and the rest will go down. It happend at the 7-11 here last year. Took them a little while but they did manage to catch them all.


This could quickly become untenable though. With large groups it's very intimidating and difficult to stop, and people are more of the mentality that they can get away if they keep the others closer to the authorities than they are--there's 30 of us and 1 store manager, only 1 or 2 people are gonna be physically detained.

The solution is to start physically beating these people and taking your shiat back. I can rock-in-a-sock plenty of kids right quick, so the threat of violence isn't easy to avoid. Now they've gotta be scared coming in, so they gotta up the ante and start playing high stakes with guns and wild theatrics like we like to imagine old-time Texas bandit gangs that never existed. Trust me, you don't do that to rob a convenience store; we're talking jewel heists here. Thus as a convenience store or clothing merchant, this situation should appeal to you. Obviously anyone willing to take a mob to rob a jewelry store is going to do so anyway, so this shouldn't offend the jewelry store owners.

Violence: The solution.
 
2012-07-30 10:56:59 AM  
Looked at the video very carefully and all of the teens that came in were black. Its possible to assume that the white people in the store came in with the mob right before the video started, but that's assuming...

Why is it non PC these days to simply state facts... "black looters" no no change that to "teens".

Without any additional racial tones why is simply stating the fact, racist.
 
2012-07-30 10:58:38 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Meh, they're doing the same thing in Baltimore but instead of stealing jeans they're just beating people up


Oh, don't worry, they randomly assault people in Chicago too. It's really great.
 
2012-07-30 10:59:55 AM  
more media "teens"
 
2012-07-30 11:00:13 AM  
There were white kids in the mob? It's a multicultural patchwork of criminal thuggery! Only in America! I'm PROUD of my country!

/Shoot 'em all.
 
2012-07-30 11:00:41 AM  

BeezyBates: As assumed, a bunch of black kids with one white kid to help them blend in.


As assumed. Another racist on Fark.
 
2012-07-30 11:01:52 AM  

spicorama: Looked at the video very carefully and all of the teens that came in were black. Its possible to assume that the white people in the store came in with the mob right before the video started, but that's assuming...

Why is it non PC these days to simply state facts... "black looters" no no change that to "teens".

Without any additional racial tones why is simply stating the fact, racist.



spicorama. Nuff said.
 
2012-07-30 11:02:45 AM  
Black flash mobs steal and vandalize.


White flash mobs sing songs and perform spontaneous concerts.
 
2012-07-30 11:04:44 AM  
at about 30 seconds into that video is when the first kid should be getting his shins cracked with a crowbar. All the cops need is one cell phone from a single one of those kids and they are all caught.
 
2012-07-30 11:10:34 AM  
One of these days, a mob is going to run into the shopkeeper from Spelunky...
 
2012-07-30 11:10:57 AM  

TheLopper: Oh, don't worry, they randomly assault people in Chicago too. It's really great.


You guys did beat us in deaths one weekend though. Oh you tricksters! We'll beat you next weekend!
 
2012-07-30 11:13:01 AM  
Maybe my Ludite movment will catch on now... if there was no technology this would have never happened. Same with the Aurora shooting
 
2012-07-30 11:20:23 AM  
Really about $150 worth of jeans once you subtract the ludicrous markup.
 
2012-07-30 11:21:50 AM  
'Groes gosta ack up...
 
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