FTA: "A Northern Territory man may be flown to Adelaide after a party trick involving setting off fire crackers between his buttocks went badly wrong."

Is there a good way for that to go?

calbert: "must of"?

that's some fine writing there nzherald.co.nz.

Have you ever noticed how these articles with glaring grammatical errors never seem to have a comment section for readers to point them out?

Bathia_Mapes: calbert: "must of"?

that's some fine writing there nzherald.co.nz.

Sounds more like they're quoting what Senior Sgt Smith said. At least that's what it looked like to me.

Even so, you're usually supposed to put a [sic] in there to let everyone know that the person that you're quoting is retarded, instead of taking the blame yourself.

Rectum? Darn near killed 'um.

Hurry up, we've got 27 more to go and my Cloaca is getting tired.

Chariset: Is this something on the Y-chromosome? Because I have never, ever, not-even-once looked at something explosive and thought "I really want to stick this up my ass and light it."

Maybe women are just better at holding fireworks in their butts properly, so they never have these types of accidents and we don't hear about them.

mamoru: Chariset: Is this something on the Y-chromosome? Because I have never, ever, not-even-once looked at something explosive and thought "I really want to stick this up my ass and light it."

If it is, then it is something defective on the Y chromosome (or, my Y chromosome is defective). I, too, have never thought such a thing. :-/

/or should that be "I, too, of never thought..."? ;)

Testosterone poisoning.

Lionel Mandrake: Chariset: Is this something on the Y-chromosome? Because I have never, ever, not-even-once looked at something explosive and thought "I really want to stick this up my ass and light it."

I never have, either. I have, however, been known to look at something explosive and think "whose ass can I stick this up and light it?"

I saw the headline and said to myself - Hmm, young male, alcohol and a crowd.
Some of these are just too easy.

♪
Put the firecracker in the butt and blow it all up
Put the firecracker in the butt and blow it all up
Put the firecracker in the butt and called the doctor woke him up and said
Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take
I said doctor, to relieve this butt ache ♫

calbert: "must of"?

that's some fine writing there nzherald.co.nz.

Thank you.

But why did it take four posts? This "should of" been the purse toast.

/filter evader

Bathia_Mapes: calbert: "must of"?

that's some fine writing there nzherald.co.nz.

Sounds more like they're quoting what Senior Sgt Smith said. At least that's what it looked like to me.

No. He said "must've." No matter how he might have drawn out the "uv" sound, that doesn't make it an "of," for f*cks sake. And as a (now former) journalist, I can say with authority (harrumph!) that the reporter is the one who doesn't know an "of" from a contraction of "have."

This is just bad writing and copy editing.

MadAzza: Bathia_Mapes: calbert: "must of"?

that's some fine writing there nzherald.co.nz.

Sounds more like they're quoting what Senior Sgt Smith said. At least that's what it looked like to me.

No. He said "must've." No matter how he might have drawn out the "uv" sound, that doesn't make it an "of," for f*cks sake. And as a (now former) journalist, I can say with authority (harrumph!) that the reporter is the one who doesn't know an "of" from a contraction of "have."

This is just bad writing and copy editing.

Well, for all intense purposes, we knew what they were trying to say.

English and Grammar were buried in a touching ceremony earlier today, as the grammar police still seek information about the subby.

Chariset: Oh, he's going to be the talk of the burn ward. Hospital staff absolutely love trash-talking idiot patients.

Yes we do, sadly I work in an East Coast hospital and will not be able to 'educate' my fellow farkers as to this brain donors condition

AbbeySomeone: MadAzza: Bathia_Mapes: calbert: "must of"?

that's some fine writing there nzherald.co.nz.

Sounds more like they're quoting what Senior Sgt Smith said. At least that's what it looked like to me.

No. He said "must've." No matter how he might have drawn out the "uv" sound, that doesn't make it an "of," for f*cks sake. And as a (now former) journalist, I can say with authority (harrumph!) that the reporter is the one who doesn't know an "of" from a contraction of "have."

This is just bad writing and copy editing.

Well, for all intense purposes, we knew what they were trying to say.

YOU'RE KILLING ME.

Chariset: Is this something on the Y-chromosome? Because I have never, ever, not-even-once looked at something explosive and thought "I really want to stick this up my ass and light it."

Penisgoeswhere.jpg

This was the first thing that came to mind...

Possibly NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0FJrho IiQU&feature=youtube_gdata_playe r

/I'm on mobile, copy and paste may apply.

Chariset: Is this something on the Y-chromosome? Because I have never, ever, not-even-once looked at something explosive and thought "I really want to stick this up my ass and light it."

Yes. Yes it is something on the Y-chromosome. Ever see those compilation videos on youtube of the various idiots of the year doing some stunt that goes horribly wrong? They are almost always male. (Personally I've yet to see a woman in one of those but I will allow one might be out there somewhere.) There is something about being male that makes their brain disconnect when there is the potential for doing something completely, astoundingly, outrageously stupid that is likely to end in some form injury or disfigurement, or even death, and so they do it. Even if it doesn't result in disaster, they only end up looking like an even bigger dickhead than the guy next to them.

I have no idea why they are also obsessed with putting things in people's poopers (their own or other people's), closet gay maybe?

JustinCase: mamoru: Chariset: Is this something on the Y-chromosome? Because I have never, ever, not-even-once looked at something explosive and thought "I really want to stick this up my ass and light it."

If it is, then it is something defective on the Y chromosome (or, my Y chromosome is defective). I, too, have never thought such a thing. :-/

/or should that be "I, too, of never thought..."? ;)

Testosterone poisoning.

Just thought I'd say hello. Of a great day

Yogimus: English and Grammar were buried in a touching ceremony earlier today, as the grammar police still seek information about the subby.

I assume English and Grammar died after being bashed by a group of bogans who thought they sounded too much like f*ckin' poofters. It doesn't pay to speak as though you have an education in parts of Australia.

AbbeySomeone: MadAzza: Bathia_Mapes: calbert: "must of"?

that's some fine writing there nzherald.co.nz.

Sounds more like they're quoting what Senior Sgt Smith said. At least that's what it looked like to me.

No. He said "must've." No matter how he might have drawn out the "uv" sound, that doesn't make it an "of," for f*cks sake. And as a (now former) journalist, I can say with authority (harrumph!) that the reporter is the one who doesn't know an "of" from a contraction of "have."

This is just bad writing and copy editing.

Well, for all intense purposes, we knew what they were trying to say.

Hhmmactually, it's "intensive purposes". Learn 2 English.

Armageddon !

calbert: "must of"?

that's some fine writing there nzherald.co.nz.

Came here for this.

I just found this gem and it should clear things up. Many thanks to the artist who created it.

Bathia_Mapes: calbert: "must of"?

that's some fine writing there nzherald.co.nz.

Sounds more like they're quoting what Senior Sgt Smith said. At least that's what it looked like to me.

Yeah, but then shouldn't they use the contraction: must've ?