What kind of Douchebag wears decorative tooth covers?

American swimmer Ryan Lochte wanted to wear a custom-made red, white and blue grill on the podium after winning the 400 IM -- presumably to honor the ancient Olympians who also used to ice out with teeth jewelry.

Um...no.

wtf? What on earth is a 'grill' and why does he want to wear one? Does he need it for his teeth?

He annoys me by the way he wears his hat. You know, the one with his initials on it.

/Damn kid
//off my lawn
///bet he sags his britches, too

At least Lochte has made Phelps more likable by comparison.

Lochte is a loser

The IOC needs to untwist their panties.

namegoeshere: He annoys me by the way he wears his hat. You know, the one with his initials on it.

/Damn kid
//off my lawn
///bet he sags his britches, too

Indeed, this +"grill" + rumors of his shoes having his name in the soles = DOUCHEBAG!

PowerSlacker: At least Lochte has made Phelps more likable by comparison.

I really know nothing about the guy, but whenever they show his face on tv, I want to punch things.

Serious Black: The IOC needs to untwist their panties.

Maybe so. But when trying to police a brazillion nations it's probably much simpler to just have a zero tolerance policy or else there would be constant problems from people trying to make political and marketing statements from their sponsors. Best to just say 'you get the uniform and that's it'.

Don't give this man credit for starting this hideous trend, rappers in south started it and now preppy douchebag swimmers from upper middle class want to jump on board.

JohnBigBootay: Serious Black: The IOC needs to untwist their panties.

Maybe so. But when trying to police a brazillion nations it's probably much simpler to just have a zero tolerance policy or else there would be constant problems from people trying to make political and marketing statements from their sponsors. Best to just say 'you get the uniform and that's it'.

It's pretty easy to make political statements from the podium.

DoBeDoBeDo: namegoeshere: He annoys me by the way he wears his hat. You know, the one with his initials on it.

/Damn kid
//off my lawn
///bet he sags his britches, too

Indeed, this +"grill" + rumors of his shoes having his name in the soles = DOUCHEBAG!

Rumors? He showed them on in some piece NBC shot. They are green and sparkly.

Serious Black: It's pretty easy to make political statements from the podium.

Agreed. But it becomes infinitely more difficult to deal with and distracting when you allow props. That and I'm not really looking to see the equivalent of "Golden Palace Casino" between everyone's gums all the time.

namegoeshere: He annoys me by the way he wears his hat. You know, the one with his initials on it.

/Damn kid
//off my lawn
///bet he sags his britches, too

I lol'd. Thanks for the chuckle this morning.

/Feels the same way about Lochte.

Diogenes: DoBeDoBeDo: namegoeshere: He annoys me by the way he wears his hat. You know, the one with his initials on it.

/Damn kid
//off my lawn
///bet he sags his britches, too

Indeed, this +"grill" + rumors of his shoes having his name in the soles = DOUCHEBAG!

The shoes aren't a rumor. They did an interest piece where Seacrest saw his closet. Floor to ceiling shoes, including the ones he designed with his name on the soles.

The idea that a professional swimmer would get line of shoes named after him is kind of humorous. Sort of like a Peyton Manning sumo thong, or a Tim Tebow football.

Diogenes: DoBeDoBeDo: namegoeshere: He annoys me by the way he wears his hat. You know, the one with his initials on it.

/Damn kid
//off my lawn
///bet he sags his britches, too

Indeed, this +"grill" + rumors of his shoes having his name in the soles = DOUCHEBAG!

The shoes aren't a rumor. They did an interest piece where Seacrest saw his closet. Floor to ceiling shoes, including the ones he designed with his name on the soles.

Shoe freak huh? I can't rag on him for that. I've been known to have upwards of 30 pair at one point. I lost them all tragically. My wife had thrown them in 3 different trash bags when we moved from Cocoa Beach back to Huntsville. And they got left there as trash. Thats been 12 yrs ago and I still haven't forgiven her ass. She still has all of hers though.

Boba Chet: American swimmer Ryan Lochte wanted to wear a custom-made red, white and blue grill on the podium after winning the 400 IM -- presumably to honor the ancient Olympians who also used to ice out with teeth jewelry.

Um...no.

You sure you're on the right site?

HotIgneous Intruder: What kind of Douchebag wears decorative tooth covers?

Gold medal caliber douchebags, apparently.

Lee's_Austin: Gold medal caliber douchebags, apparently.

Yep.

I can envision single-minded focus, training like an animal, and enduring unending pain to win a gold medal. I cannot envision finally reaching the point of it all and using the spotlight to do your best to make everyone hate you and conclude you're a huge dick.

Why do people want to wear metal on their teeth? I had braces for 3 years, and it was nasty and painful.

And here we have people that appear to like to do it as some kind of freakish decoration. What next? Metallic eyebrows?

Just wanted to say Chris Chase is a farktard. I don't know how his stupid piece of shiat articles get shown on Yahoo.

There's 29 comments, yet not 1 pic of him in a speedo? For shame Fark, for shame.


/hotlinked for her (or his) pleasure

Um, he's from Central Florida. Any questions?

Damn old people suck the fun out of every goddamn thing.

I was worried the trend was the biting-my-gold-medal photos that seem to be mandatory. The Bender pose....