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2012-07-30 01:13:58 AM  
But first he'll sing the National Anthem?

Oh, say! Can you. See.

By the dawn's. Early light.

What so proudly. We hailed.

At the Twilight's Last. Gleaming?


Yea Haw!

Worst celebrity singing of the National Anthem EVAR!
 
2012-07-30 01:22:01 AM  
I'm rather peeved that one can only get the t-shirt if one buys overpriced tickets in Pigout Pavilion, where you have a lousy view of the game.
 
2012-07-30 02:27:14 AM  
Pfft!!

A rip-off of the Giants' Star Wars Day
 
2012-07-30 02:34:52 AM  
No, Shatner needs to free verse the Star Spangled Banner. Speak it, not sing.

That would be hilarious.
 
2012-07-30 02:36:32 AM  
I really, really hope he sings the seventh inning stretch.

Take ... ME ... out to the ball game,
Take me.... outwiththecrowd,
Buy me ... some peanuts and ... Cracker Jack,
(yelling) I DON'T CARE IF I EVER GET BACK!


...and so on.
 
2012-07-30 02:52:28 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Pfft!!

A rip-off of the Giants' Star Wars Day


Doesn't everybody have Star Wars day now?
 
2012-07-30 03:32:18 AM  
Not a balk, I hope.
 
2012-07-30 04:56:43 AM  

MartinaMcSorley: Lionel Mandrake: Pfft!!

A rip-off of the Giants' Star Wars Day

Doesn't everybody have Star Wars day now?


Ahem. Dodgers were the first to host the Star Wars day, so...yeah.
 
2012-07-30 05:41:08 AM  
Truly he's the Transformed Man.
 
2012-07-30 06:03:47 AM  
Shatner? I wouldn't fart near her!
 
2012-07-30 07:15:31 AM  
It'll all go well until Shatner storms off the mound, claiming that he can't worth with this catcher.
 
2012-07-30 07:45:07 AM  
I'll be surprised if he can even get the ball over home plate.

Now, Patrick Stewart, on the other hand...

/probably busy going to the Olympics, though
 
2012-07-30 08:00:30 AM  

xanadian: I'll be surprised if he can even get the ball over home plate.

Now, Patrick Stewart, on the other hand...

/probably busy going to the Olympics, though


They could get Avery Brooks, but he would just bean the catcher with the ball, putting him out for the rest of the season, and then tell everyone about how he can live with it.
 
2012-07-30 08:05:47 AM  

MartinaMcSorley: Lionel Mandrake: Pfft!!

A rip-off of the Giants' Star Wars Day

Doesn't everybody have Star Wars day now?


04/05.

/ducks
 
2012-07-30 08:37:14 AM  
He should hit a homerun with his lightsaber
 
2012-07-30 08:42:25 AM  
BAAAAAAALLLLLKKKKKKK!
 
2012-07-30 08:43:47 AM  
Because nothing screams Trekkie like team sports?
 
2012-07-30 08:56:42 AM  
Just....a bit outside!
 
2012-07-30 09:32:26 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: xanadian: I'll be surprised if he can even get the ball over home plate.

Now, Patrick Stewart, on the other hand...

/probably busy going to the Olympics, though

They could get Avery Brooks, but he would just bean the catcher with the ball, putting him out for the rest of the season, and then tell everyone about how he can live with it.


They could get Kate Mulgrew, but she'd get lost on the way to the ballpark.
 
2012-07-30 09:49:25 AM  

Arkanaut: FirstNationalBastard: xanadian: I'll be surprised if he can even get the ball over home plate.

Now, Patrick Stewart, on the other hand...

/probably busy going to the Olympics, though

They could get Avery Brooks, but he would just bean the catcher with the ball, putting him out for the rest of the season, and then tell everyone about how he can live with it.

They could get Kate Mulgrew, but she'd get lost on the way to the ballpark.


Scott Bakula never made it to the ballpark.
 
2012-07-30 09:53:13 AM  
Is he going to catch his own throw? Cause, you know he can, if he wants.
 
2012-07-30 10:03:26 AM  
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Batter up!

/the fight music is now in your head
 
2012-07-30 10:19:36 AM  

MartinaMcSorley: Lionel Mandrake: Pfft!!

A rip-off of the Giants' Star Wars Day

Doesn't everybody have Star Wars day now?


DC doesn't. The best the Nats can muster is Watch the Team With the Best Record in Baseball Day.
 
2012-07-30 12:00:39 PM  
William Shatner turned 81 on March 22. He's amazing.
 
2012-07-30 12:05:54 PM  
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2012-07-30 08:38:55 PM  

Diana: William Shatner turned 81 on March 22. He's amazing.


You damn skippy!
 
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