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(IT News Australia)   DEFCON attendees raise threat level to OhShiat after noticing that one of the speakers is a four-star general. Specifically, the one in charge of the NSA   (itnews.com.au) divider line 5
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2012-07-30 01:21:54 AM
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What was really trolltastic is they put the NSA booth next to the EFF.
2012-07-30 10:41:22 AM
3 votes:

kroonermanblack: Computer security thread? I used to use a site to look for files.

Said site was 'members only' (free membership, just invite). Seems to be hosed now, I assume for legal reasons. It's happened to them several times. It might have involved the word 'demon'.

Anyone point me to a replacement site that's just as good? Mostly audiobooks, or anime and tv shows.

/was just goofing around with the derpa subtle, sorry if anyone takes it seriously


4chan /b/ ask for loli, it's the plural of lol.
2012-07-30 01:22:18 AM
3 votes:
"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at the N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people that I never met and that I never had no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shiat. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. They're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and farkin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the farkin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure, fark it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president. "
2012-07-30 12:06:49 AM
2 votes:
That would be the ultimate game of spot the fed.
2012-07-30 01:40:32 AM
1 votes:

b2theory: That would be the ultimate game of spot the fed.


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