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2012-07-29 09:27:55 PM
I expect to see some excellent photoshopping of that picture later.
 
2012-07-29 09:39:56 PM
My, what a surprise to see such demure young ladies in such a fracas.
 
2012-07-29 09:58:22 PM
www.nypost.com
 
2012-07-29 11:13:32 PM
The suspects were dentified as Shanice Brown, 20, Ftarmeik Driggins, 19, Kimberly Molina, 20 and Sheyla Figueroa, 18, all from Brooklyn; Michelle Rodriguez, 18, from the Bronx; and Martha Bermudez, 17, and Sha-fteva Burdos, 17, from Queens.

Someone (preferably psychologists, they love stupid shiat like this) should do a study about ridiculous names and the likelihood you'll end up a waste of a human being. I imagine there's a pretty strong correlation.
 
2012-07-29 11:50:07 PM
roast em
 
2012-07-29 11:50:17 PM
Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?
 
2012-07-29 11:52:22 PM

KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?


This one got me, too:

Sha-fteva Burdos

"Shafteva" is stupid enough without the hyphen.
 
2012-07-29 11:52:24 PM
6:00 AM? Well, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
 
2012-07-29 11:53:11 PM

KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?


It's spelled "Ftarmeik Driggins" but it's pronounced Tarmac Drippins.
 
2012-07-29 11:53:26 PM

KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?



"F tarmac"?
 
2012-07-29 11:53:29 PM
Good thing he didn't make a rape joke
 
2012-07-29 11:53:30 PM
Excellent job burying the lead, subby. Well crafted.
 
2012-07-29 11:53:33 PM

Lsherm: The suspects were dentified as Shanice Brown, 20, Ftarmeik Driggins, 19, Kimberly Molina, 20 and Sheyla Figueroa, 18, all from Brooklyn; Michelle Rodriguez, 18, from the Bronx; and Martha Bermudez, 17, and Sha-fteva Burdos, 17, from Queens.


This is the kinda shiat that got you fired from Lost, sweetie.
 
2012-07-29 11:53:59 PM
I used to make fun of Death Wish III for having a multicultural gang, but it appears this has become a reality. Kudos to you, ladies, in putting aside your racial differences to stab some guy.

Ebony and Ivory, stab a dude in the train in... harmony.
 
2012-07-29 11:56:01 PM
I thought Eazy-E died
 
2012-07-29 11:56:34 PM
What's wrong with her pants? ... and her eyes? ...and her face?
 
2012-07-29 11:57:02 PM

Lsherm: The suspects were dentified as Shanice Brown, 20, Ftarmeik Driggins, 19, Kimberly Molina, 20 and Sheyla Figueroa, 18, all from Brooklyn; Michelle Rodriguez, 18, from the Bronx; and Martha Bermudez, 17, and Sha-fteva Burdos, 17, from Queens.

Someone (preferably psychologists, they love stupid shiat like this) should do a study about ridiculous names and the likelihood you'll end up a waste of a human being. I imagine there's a pretty strong correlation.


Effectively, there is a strong correlation. The more precise mechanism is that there is a correlation between being from a lower, less educated socio-economic stratum and having a stupid name, and there is also a correlation between folks from this background ending up a waste of a human being.

The more direct correlation comes with names that actually try to say 'badass'. My dad taught in some pretty dodgy high-schools, and new right away that the kid called Rebel was probably not going to be too easy to deal with. 'Sha-fteva' is a dumb name, but it's not badass.

/apologies to the university graduates called 'Rebel' out there - this isn't aimed at you
 
2012-07-29 11:57:07 PM
Better keep her away from the gen. pop.

www.dreadcentral.com
 
2012-07-29 11:57:36 PM

fusillade762: This one got me, too:

Sha-fteva Burdos

"Shafteva" is stupid enough without the hyphen.


Maybe her mom was a fan of Richard Roundtree.
 
2012-07-29 11:57:48 PM

JerkyMeat: I thought Eazy-E died


He lives on in Grand Theft Auto games. :P
 
2012-07-29 11:57:54 PM
Sha-fteva Burdos, 17

Really? *sigh*
 
2012-07-29 11:58:00 PM
Gandalf: "There are many magic belts in this world, Ftarmeik Driggins, and none of them should be used lightly."
 
2012-07-29 11:58:02 PM
Her name be LA-DASH-A!

/hahaha, it's like a Black Murderface mugging the camera
 
2012-07-29 11:58:04 PM

fusillade762: KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?

This one got me, too:

Sha-fteva Burdos

"Shafteva" is stupid enough without the hyphen.


"Who is the girl quite willing to stab an elderly man?"


"SHAFT-EVA!"

"Ohhhh yeah."
 
2012-07-29 11:58:23 PM
those are female?
 
2012-07-29 11:58:25 PM

Sir_Dude: I expect to see some excellent photoshopping of that picture later.


Lsherm: Someone (preferably psychologists, they love stupid shiat like this) should do a study about ridiculous names and the likelihood you'll end up a waste of a human being. I imagine there's a pretty strong correlation.


i830.photobucket.com

Maybe you've heard of me. I'm kind of a big deal.
 
2012-07-29 11:58:51 PM
Ftarmeik Driggins

A "nmkl pjkl ftmch". Don't you ever read the Guardian, Neil?

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-07-29 11:58:57 PM
Ftarmeik Driggins is my new stabby dwarf avatar.
 
2012-07-29 11:59:21 PM
Damn, wish the article had a higher resolution image, that face is begging for a "You gonna get stabbed" treatment.
 
2012-07-29 11:59:23 PM
That's as many as two fours. And that's terrible.
 
2012-07-30 12:00:01 AM
www.brosgillopticians.com

Savages.
 
2012-07-30 12:00:18 AM

KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?


The a is silent.
 
2012-07-30 12:01:03 AM

RoyBatty: KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?

It's spelled "Ftarmeik Driggins" but it's pronounced Tarmac Drippins.


Works for me.
 
2012-07-30 12:02:25 AM

KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?


Tar-may
 
2012-07-30 12:02:40 AM
Let me ask you a question Mr. Grey Ghost. Do you know a Michelle Rodriguez? Michelle Rodriguez from the Bronx? Michelle Rodriguez?

I think you do know him because your farking friend Michelle is down at one-twenty precinct right now singing her farking ass off like a farking bird.
 
2012-07-30 12:02:49 AM
At least Al Sharpton can't run his mouth about this one.
 
2012-07-30 12:03:00 AM

KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?


ff-TAH-gn
 
2012-07-30 12:03:35 AM

RoyBatty: It's spelled "Ftarmeik Driggins" but it's pronounced Tarmac Drippins.


Throatwobbler Mangrove
 
2012-07-30 12:06:54 AM

Harry_Seldon: KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?

Tar-may


Why can't people name their kids Timmy and Sally anymore?
 
2012-07-30 12:07:11 AM
Pull up your pants!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-30 12:08:09 AM

KangTheMad: Harry_Seldon: KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?

Tar-may

Why can't people name their kids Timmy and Sally anymore?


Oblig?

o.onionstatic.com
 
2012-07-30 12:08:11 AM

DemonEater: RoyBatty: It's spelled "Ftarmeik Driggins" but it's pronounced Tarmac Drippins.

Throatwobbler Mangrove


I don't think I'd allow her wobbling throat anywhere *near* my Man grove, no matter how she pronounces it.
 
2012-07-30 12:08:31 AM

KangTheMad: Harry_Seldon: KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?

Tar-may

Why can't people name their kids Timmy and Sally anymore?


Those names are not precious or snowflakey enough.
 
2012-07-30 12:08:40 AM
Ftarmeik at Gramercy Park.
Shaka when the walls fell.
 
2012-07-30 12:09:49 AM

KangTheMad: Why can't people name their kids Timmy and Sally anymore?


Why can't people name their kids Timothy and Sarah anymore?

Or, for that matter, Constantius and Almodis?
 
2012-07-30 12:10:51 AM

KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?


You just summoned Cthulu

/Nice knowin' everyone.
 
2012-07-30 12:10:54 AM

untaken_name: Oblig?


I lost it at "Sinutab". :D
 
2012-07-30 12:10:56 AM

KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?



"Defendant" for short
 
2012-07-30 12:12:12 AM
There comes a point at which one ~must~ wonder why they bother putting pants on at all.

//apparently that point is below the knees
 
2012-07-30 12:12:25 AM

KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?


Was trying to figure that one out through the entire article. WTF happened to real names?!?
George Carlin would be rolling over in his grave after looking at this.
 
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