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2012-07-30 12:13:09 AM  
reason.com
to the rescue
 
2012-07-30 12:18:18 AM  
www3.images.coolspotters.com UMBRIDGE IS GONNA GET IT NICE AND GOOD! :)
 
2012-07-30 12:21:20 AM  
A city bus driver who witnessed their arrest said the women, beers in hand, were yelling, "We didn't do anything!" as they were being cuffed.

More like " We di'nt do nuffin! Amiright?
 
2012-07-30 12:22:34 AM  

untaken_name: KangTheMad: Harry_Seldon: KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?

Tar-may

Why can't people name their kids Timmy and Sally anymore?

Oblig?

[o.onionstatic.com image 630x530]


Ok, so if I ever fark a black chick and get her pregnant, I'm going to have to name it something stupid. Newport is taken, so how about Marlboro, or Heroin.
 
2012-07-30 12:23:31 AM  

grokca: Ftarmeik at Gramercy Park.
Shaka when the walls fell.


+1000 Internets to you Sir. Well done.
 
2012-07-30 12:23:42 AM  
No, No NO! Subby!

It's "Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt."

God dam, now I have to start over.

One hen.
One hen, two ducks.
One hen, two ducks, three squawking geese...
 
2012-07-30 12:26:09 AM  
So clever, many in this thread have managed to cast aspersions upon Americans of more recent African descent without naming them directly! It is this kind of cunning duplicity that have made another group the master race!

//Why should a culture automatically adopt
//the nomenclature of their enslavers?
 
2012-07-30 12:26:19 AM  

Kaybeck: A city bus driver who witnessed their arrest said the women, beers in hand, were yelling, "We didn't do anything!" as they were being cuffed.

More like " We di'nt do nuffin! Amiright?


they don't look cockney
 
2012-07-30 12:26:23 AM  

Ready-set: Ftarmeik Driggins is my new stabby dwarf avatar.


Thank you, now my wife is wondering what the hell is so funny.
 
2012-07-30 12:26:40 AM  
Sure they were women?

i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-30 12:28:07 AM  

signaljammer: So clever, many in this thread have managed to cast aspersions upon Americans of more recent African descent without naming them directly! It is this kind of cunning duplicity that have made another group the master race!

//Why should a culture automatically adopt
//the nomenclature of their enslavers?


Because we don't speak in pops, whistles and clicks.
 
2012-07-30 12:28:23 AM  
Sha-fteva Burdos

I think I broke a tooth trying to pronounce that one.

FTA : The man was on his way to work at about 6:15 a.m. when he was attacked

Early risers I see.
 
2012-07-30 12:29:23 AM  
inner city black people seem to cause the most trouble in america
 
2012-07-30 12:30:48 AM  

Lsherm: The suspects were dentified as Shanice Brown, 20, Ftarmeik Driggins, 19, Kimberly Molina, 20 and Sheyla Figueroa, 18, all from Brooklyn; Michelle Rodriguez, 18, from the Bronx; and Martha Bermudez, 17, and Sha-fteva Burdos, 17, from Queens.

Someone (preferably psychologists, they love stupid shiat like this) should do a study about ridiculous names and the likelihood you'll end up a waste of a human being. I imagine there's a pretty strong correlation.


I think it's two factors: One, that growing up with a stupid name causes you to act out more often, putting you on a bad path. Two, people with parents dumb enough to give their kids ridiculous names are more likely to be dumb themselves.
 
2012-07-30 12:31:51 AM  

signaljammer: So clever, many in this thread have managed to cast aspersions upon Americans of more recent African descent without naming them directly! It is this kind of cunning duplicity that have made another group the master race!

//Why should a culture automatically adopt
//the nomenclature of their enslavers?


It's true. It is culturally insensitive to make fun of Ftarmeik Driggins. Ftarmeik is an ancient name with a proud tradition thought to have originated with the 12th century Queen Ftarmeik of FARKING NOWHERE
 
2012-07-30 12:33:27 AM  
I just can't see this happening on a 6 train. These are R train shenanigans... MAYBE a B or a D train but not a 6!
 
2012-07-30 12:34:50 AM  

bangmaid: I just can't see this happening on a 6 train. These are R train shenanigans... MAYBE a B or a D train but not a 6!


That's L train shiat. We certainly wouldn't tolerate it on the 1 train... well at least south of Columbia
 
2012-07-30 12:37:41 AM  
Telling a group of drunk black women to be quiet has to be one of the most perilous things imaginable.
There's just no way I would do that without some sort of barrier between us, and even then I'd start running.
 
2012-07-30 12:38:46 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: Telling a group of drunk black women to be quiet has to be one of the most perilous things imaginable.
There's just no way I would do that without some sort of barrier between us, and even then I'd start running.


Kind of sad you have to feel that way isn't it?
 
2012-07-30 12:39:05 AM  

skullkrusher: bangmaid: I just can't see this happening on a 6 train. These are R train shenanigans... MAYBE a B or a D train but not a 6!

That's L train shiat. We certainly wouldn't tolerate it on the 1 train... well at least south of Columbia


Never woulda happened on the C
 
2012-07-30 12:40:58 AM  

The Bestest: skullkrusher: bangmaid: I just can't see this happening on a 6 train. These are R train shenanigans... MAYBE a B or a D train but not a 6!

That's L train shiat. We certainly wouldn't tolerate it on the 1 train... well at least south of Columbia

Never woulda happened on the C


running under CPW makes you fancy
 
2012-07-30 12:41:13 AM  
Blacks. Heh, we still let them breed? We get what we deserve.
 
2012-07-30 12:42:18 AM  

titwrench: God-is-a-Taco: Telling a group of drunk black women to be quiet has to be one of the most perilous things imaginable.
There's just no way I would do that without some sort of barrier between us, and even then I'd start running.

Kind of sad you have to feel that way isn't it?


sad? I almost spit my pre-sleepytime glass of water on the wife's laptop reading that
 
2012-07-30 12:42:21 AM  
s11.postimage.org

>

s16.postimage.org
 
2012-07-30 12:43:29 AM  

signaljammer: So clever, many in this thread have managed to cast aspersions upon Americans of more recent African descent without naming them directly! It is this kind of cunning duplicity that have made another group the master race!

//Why should a culture automatically adopt
//the nomenclature of their enslavers?


Actions have consequences. Give your kid a stupid name and the consequences are going to last a farking life time for the kid. Name a black boy Tyrone, and he can be anything from a janitor to a CEO. Give your kid the name Bambi, that's a high school cheerleader, stripper and trophy wife. Name a kid Fuquawn, and you have a janitor at best.
 
2012-07-30 12:43:43 AM  

skullkrusher: signaljammer: So clever, many in this thread have managed to cast aspersions upon Americans of more recent African descent without naming them directly! It is this kind of cunning duplicity that have made another group the master race!

//Why should a culture automatically adopt
//the nomenclature of their enslavers?

It's true. It is culturally insensitive to make fun of Ftarmeik Driggins. Ftarmeik is an ancient name with a proud tradition thought to have originated with the 12th century Queen Ftarmeik of FARKING NOWHERE


This. I challenge you to find "Ftarmeik" or "Sha-fteva" as any sort of traditional African name.
 
2012-07-30 12:44:35 AM  

untaken_name: Pull up your pants!

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x328]


You don't know Shiat about Shiat!
 
2012-07-30 12:45:25 AM  

signaljammer: So clever, many in this thread have managed to cast aspersions upon Americans of more recent African descent without naming them directly!


Well, duh. Thats because nobody in this thread can figure out how to pronounce their names.
 
2012-07-30 12:45:30 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: Telling a group of drunk black women to be quiet has to be one of the most perilous things imaginable.
There's just no way I would do that without some sort of barrier between us, and even then I'd start running.


The best way to get a black woman to STFU is to say, "We're hiring, if you're interested."
 
2012-07-30 12:46:35 AM  

fusillade762: skullkrusher: signaljammer: So clever, many in this thread have managed to cast aspersions upon Americans of more recent African descent without naming them directly! It is this kind of cunning duplicity that have made another group the master race!

//Why should a culture automatically adopt
//the nomenclature of their enslavers?

It's true. It is culturally insensitive to make fun of Ftarmeik Driggins. Ftarmeik is an ancient name with a proud tradition thought to have originated with the 12th century Queen Ftarmeik of FARKING NOWHERE

This. I challenge you to find "Ftarmeik" or "Sha-fteva" as any sort of traditional African name.


people are free to name their kids any stupid farking shiat they want and white people are getting real bad with the stupid farking names but let's not pretend this shiat is anything more than attention whoring by proxy through little Prince Anfernee Madison Caitlin Skuttlebutt III. Traditional names from your culture and language - sure, nice way to remember your ancestors. Ftarmeik is farking Klingon
 
2012-07-30 12:47:26 AM  

fusillade762: skullkrusher: signaljammer: So clever, many in this thread have managed to cast aspersions upon Americans of more recent African descent without naming them directly! It is this kind of cunning duplicity that have made another group the master race!

//Why should a culture automatically adopt
//the nomenclature of their enslavers?

It's true. It is culturally insensitive to make fun of Ftarmeik Driggins. Ftarmeik is an ancient name with a proud tradition thought to have originated with the 12th century Queen Ftarmeik of FARKING NOWHERE

This. I challenge you to find "Ftarmeik" or "Sha-fteva" as any sort of traditional African name.


Africa is a shiathole, in case you haven't heard. It's an AIDS-infested warzone, run by rapists and witch-doctors. Why anyone would want a "traditional African name" is perplexing.
 
2012-07-30 12:50:49 AM  

ontariolightning: inner city black people seem to cause the most trouble in america


PricewaterhouseCoopers, Ernst and Young, and Bernie Madoff are truly grateful that you think that.
 
2012-07-30 12:50:53 AM  

fusillade762: skullkrusher: signaljammer: So clever, many in this thread have managed to cast aspersions upon Americans of more recent African descent without naming them directly! It is this kind of cunning duplicity that have made another group the master race!

//Why should a culture automatically adopt
//the nomenclature of their enslavers?

It's true. It is culturally insensitive to make fun of Ftarmeik Driggins. Ftarmeik is an ancient name with a proud tradition thought to have originated with the 12th century Queen Ftarmeik of FARKING NOWHERE

This. I challenge you to find "Ftarmeik" or "Sha-fteva" as any sort of traditional African name.


Ftarmeik is a family name passed down from her grandmother who was a legally blind typesetter that translated Helen Keller's autobiography and Sha-fteva is historical reference to a Swahili king that was the first to ban bare feet in Ethiopian villages. He required all subjects to wear sandals essentially eradicating Planters Ecoli. Know your history.
 
2012-07-30 12:53:02 AM  
Teaching those devushkas a thing or two
 
2012-07-30 12:53:19 AM  
s16.postimage.org

"Hide yo dads, hide yo uncles, 'cause we be stabbin' everybody out there."
 
2012-07-30 12:53:53 AM  

skullkrusher: fusillade762: skullkrusher: signaljammer: So clever, many in this thread have managed to cast aspersions upon Americans of more recent African descent without naming them directly! It is this kind of cunning duplicity that have made another group the master race!

//Why should a culture automatically adopt
//the nomenclature of their enslavers?

It's true. It is culturally insensitive to make fun of Ftarmeik Driggins. Ftarmeik is an ancient name with a proud tradition thought to have originated with the 12th century Queen Ftarmeik of FARKING NOWHERE

This. I challenge you to find "Ftarmeik" or "Sha-fteva" as any sort of traditional African name.

people are free to name their kids any stupid farking shiat they want and white people are getting real bad with the stupid farking names but let's not pretend this shiat is anything more than attention whoring by proxy through little Prince Anfernee Madison Caitlin Skuttlebutt III. Traditional names from your culture and language - sure, nice way to remember your ancestors. Ftarmeik is farking Klingon


You can't see all their foreheads, you don't know that there isn't a Klingon among them.
 
2012-07-30 12:54:08 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.google.com

i wonder if this guy still rides the subway in NYC...
 
2012-07-30 12:54:46 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-30 12:54:58 AM  

Great Janitor: signaljammer: So clever, many in this thread have managed to cast aspersions upon Americans of more recent African descent without naming them directly! It is this kind of cunning duplicity that have made another group the master race!

//Why should a culture automatically adopt
//the nomenclature of their enslavers?

Actions have consequences. Give your kid a stupid name and the consequences are going to last a farking life time for the kid. Name a black boy Tyrone, and he can be anything from a janitor to a CEO. Give your kid the name Bambi, that's a high school cheerleader, stripper and trophy wife. Name a kid Fuquawn, and you have a janitor at best.


Plus it's not just about race, or at least that's the case outside of the US. Where I live, there are far more kids with dumb names than there are Africans, and in fact the African kids are often African-born with traditional names (I'm far more likely to encounter a Nawal or a Madok than a Sha-fteva).

White kids from lower-class backgrounds are invariably the kids with the very, err, creative names. Bogan parents will happily agree these are "Noice, unusual, different" to quote a popular bogan Australian tv show.
 
2012-07-30 12:56:36 AM  
Whites can name their kids stupid things too. Any race can.

I have to wonder though, just why are weird (especially made-up) names most prevalent among the most poor in every ethnic group? Sure, there's also dumb celebrity offspring names, but that's an outlier.
 
2012-07-30 12:58:47 AM  
Russian speakers are your new generation in degenerate highiinks makers

Linksky
 
2012-07-30 01:00:44 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: fusillade762: skullkrusher: signaljammer: So clever, many in this thread have managed to cast aspersions upon Americans of more recent African descent without naming them directly! It is this kind of cunning duplicity that have made another group the master race!

//Why should a culture automatically adopt
//the nomenclature of their enslavers?

It's true. It is culturally insensitive to make fun of Ftarmeik Driggins. Ftarmeik is an ancient name with a proud tradition thought to have originated with the 12th century Queen Ftarmeik of FARKING NOWHERE

This. I challenge you to find "Ftarmeik" or "Sha-fteva" as any sort of traditional African name.

Africa is a shiathole, in case you haven't heard. It's an AIDS-infested warzone, run by rapists and witch-doctors. Why anyone would want a "traditional African name" is perplexing.


I used to work with a black girl from Nigeria. She loved to make fun of the names black people in America gave their kids. This was in a predominately black office. I tried my best to back out of out of conversations with her whenever she went on one of her Bill Cosby-esque rants.
 
2012-07-30 01:01:53 AM  

Need_MindBleach: Whites can name their kids stupid things too. Any race can.

I have to wonder though, just why are weird (especially made-up) names most prevalent among the most poor in every ethnic group? Sure, there's also dumb celebrity offspring names, but that's an outlier.


Why do you believe that "weird" names are prelavent among only poor ethnic groups? Even poor white people still name their kids "normal" names.

Just be honest: blacks, of all socioeconomic strata, name their kids goofy shiat.
 
2012-07-30 01:02:40 AM  

Aussie_As: Great Janitor: signaljammer: So clever, many in this thread have managed to cast aspersions upon Americans of more recent African descent without naming them directly! It is this kind of cunning duplicity that have made another group the master race!

//Why should a culture automatically adopt
//the nomenclature of their enslavers?

Actions have consequences. Give your kid a stupid name and the consequences are going to last a farking life time for the kid. Name a black boy Tyrone, and he can be anything from a janitor to a CEO. Give your kid the name Bambi, that's a high school cheerleader, stripper and trophy wife. Name a kid Fuquawn, and you have a janitor at best.

Plus it's not just about race, or at least that's the case outside of the US. Where I live, there are far more kids with dumb names than there are Africans, and in fact the African kids are often African-born with traditional names (I'm far more likely to encounter a Nawal or a Madok than a Sha-fteva).

White kids from lower-class backgrounds are invariably the kids with the very, err, creative names. Bogan parents will happily agree these are "Noice, unusual, different" to quote a popular bogan Australian tv show.


When I used to do hiring and interviews, I knew by the sound of the name and voice over the phone if I was dealing with someone born in Africa or an American born to African parents. I also knew by the name who was the kid of an attention whore parent.

Now, it is true that whites have given their kids dumb names, and those kids are in a horrible life style. Odds are, their parents are helicoptering and that continues through college, then they get in front of interviewers who see the name, meet the kid, and don't want anything to do with them. I had four mothers in six months call my office to ask me why I didn't hire their little snowflake. Their 25 y.o. snowflake!!! One woman called me up to ask me if I would interview her daughter. I said for the daughter's name, wrote it down, then said "No. I would have had your daughter called me first. You calling me to interview your daughter means that I won't be hiring your daughter, I'll be hiring you and your daughter, and this isn't high school any more, your daughter needs to do things without you and you need to let your daughter do things."
 
mjg
2012-07-30 01:02:40 AM  
newcentrist.files.wordpress.com

Careful ladies. Bernie still lives nearby on 14th St.
 
2012-07-30 01:04:32 AM  

Apos: fusillade762: KangTheMad: Ftarmeik Driggins

How the FARK do you pronounce that??? Fertarmeek? Ftharmick? Fthgrbadkjgsln?

This one got me, too:

Sha-fteva Burdos

"Shafteva" is stupid enough without the hyphen.

"Who is the girl quite willing to stab an elderly man?"


"SHAFT-EVA!"

"Ohhhh yeah."


it's a very clever name- it's an anagram for 'burma aftershave'.
 
2012-07-30 01:04:55 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Just be honest: blacks, of all socioeconomic strata, name their kids goofy shiat.


Especially compared to Asians where there's actually laws limiting what can and can't be used as a name.

It's illegal to name your kid the dumbest of names in Japan. And thank god because with a good background in kanji and a little cheap booze, you can seriously goof shiat up.
 
2012-07-30 01:04:58 AM  

Snapper Carr: You just summoned Cthulu

/Nice knowin' everyone.


It's true! And if you say all eight names consecutively in the right order, you'll have completed the chant to Nyarlathotep, the crawling chaos, who will come riding a giant shantak bird to take you close to the ultimate god, Azathoth, and the insane flautists that calm him as he thrashes and crashes in his sleep at the centre of the vast beyond.

Ia! Ia!
 
2012-07-30 01:05:51 AM  

smimmy: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: fusillade762: skullkrusher: signaljammer: So clever, many in this thread have managed to cast aspersions upon Americans of more recent African descent without naming them directly! It is this kind of cunning duplicity that have made another group the master race!

//Why should a culture automatically adopt
//the nomenclature of their enslavers?

It's true. It is culturally insensitive to make fun of Ftarmeik Driggins. Ftarmeik is an ancient name with a proud tradition thought to have originated with the 12th century Queen Ftarmeik of FARKING NOWHERE

This. I challenge you to find "Ftarmeik" or "Sha-fteva" as any sort of traditional African name.

Africa is a shiathole, in case you haven't heard. It's an AIDS-infested warzone, run by rapists and witch-doctors. Why anyone would want a "traditional African name" is perplexing.

I used to work with a black girl from Nigeria. She loved to make fun of the names black people in America gave their kids. This was in a predominately black office. I tried my best to back out of out of conversations with her whenever she went on one of her Bill Cosby-esque rants.


One of my business partners is a dude from Ghana. He hates black Americans. If he was white, you'd think he was the most racist POS on the planet, yet he's physically darker than most "black" people from the US.

His name is a traditional African name, and let me tell you, it ain't Trayshawn or D'ebony.
 
2012-07-30 01:10:27 AM  
ih0.redbubble.net
 
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