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2012-07-30 10:09:05 AM

darkjezter: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)

They don't cancel each other out. The alcohol lowers your inhibitions, the caffeine makes you energetic.

I've done some crazy shiat under the influence of Jager Bombs (Jagermeister + Red Bull, for those who have never been a 20-something partier).


Some of us remember Jager bombs from before Red Bull existed. They were just made with beer, but still lead to casual sex.

/yea, yea... my lawn, get off it.
 
2012-07-30 10:16:04 AM
In other news, breathing air is linked to casual -- often risky -- sex among college-age adults, according to college-age adults....
 
2012-07-30 10:16:16 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)


Nor do I. Apparently it's something idiot punk kids do?
Hey man, I see you live in Sevier county. I just visited there last week. What an awesome place to live!
 
2012-07-30 10:30:54 AM

Buffet: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)

Nor do I. Apparently it's something idiot punk kids do?
Hey man, I see you live in Sevier county. I just visited there last week. What an awesome place to live!


The idea, I am told, is that you can go out binge drinking, without worrying so much about falling asleep. This is why so many of the kiddies are showing up in ERs with acute alcohol poisoning these days, instead of puking on their shoes and passing out. This is also known as stupid.
 
2012-07-30 10:35:32 AM
Study author Kathleen E. Miller, senior research scientist at the University at Buffalo's Research Institute on Addictions in New York state, said the study findings seem to indicate that alcohol mixed with energy drinks might play a role in the "hook-up culture" that exists on many college campuses.

No, that "culture" existed long before energy drinks.

"Mixing energy drinks with alcohol can lead to unintentional over-drinking, because the caffeine makes it harder to assess your own level of intoxication," Miller said in a statement. "Alcohol mixed with energy drinks have stronger priming effects than alcohol alone. In other words, they increase the craving for another drink, so that you end up drinking more overall."

So, basically you copied cocaine's homework.
 
2012-07-30 10:39:52 AM

JackieRabbit: Buffet: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)

Nor do I. Apparently it's something idiot punk kids do?
Hey man, I see you live in Sevier county. I just visited there last week. What an awesome place to live!

The idea, I am told, is that you can go out binge drinking, without worrying so much about falling asleep. This is why so many of the kiddies are showing up in ERs with acute alcohol poisoning these days, instead of puking on their shoes and passing out. This is also known as stupid.


WHY on earth would anyone want to "binge" drink??
 
2012-07-30 10:42:53 AM

Buffet: JackieRabbit: Buffet: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)

Nor do I. Apparently it's something idiot punk kids do?
Hey man, I see you live in Sevier county. I just visited there last week. What an awesome place to live!

The idea, I am told, is that you can go out binge drinking, without worrying so much about falling asleep. This is why so many of the kiddies are showing up in ERs with acute alcohol poisoning these days, instead of puking on their shoes and passing out. This is also known as stupid.

WHY on earth would anyone want to "binge" drink??


Not sure if serious, but if you are, have you never been to college? When I was at school, the streets flowed with vomit on Friday and Saturday nights.
 
2012-07-30 11:13:01 AM

Buffet: JackieRabbit: Buffet: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)

Nor do I. Apparently it's something idiot punk kids do?
Hey man, I see you live in Sevier county. I just visited there last week. What an awesome place to live!

The idea, I am told, is that you can go out binge drinking, without worrying so much about falling asleep. This is why so many of the kiddies are showing up in ERs with acute alcohol poisoning these days, instead of puking on their shoes and passing out. This is also known as stupid.

WHY on earth would anyone want to "binge" drink??


cause it's cheaper than heroin??
 
2012-07-30 11:13:29 AM
I have fond memories of girls with orange lips from drinking Sparks.
 
2012-07-30 11:21:12 AM

JackieRabbit: Buffet: JackieRabbit: Buffet: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)

Nor do I. Apparently it's something idiot punk kids do?
Hey man, I see you live in Sevier county. I just visited there last week. What an awesome place to live!

The idea, I am told, is that you can go out binge drinking, without worrying so much about falling asleep. This is why so many of the kiddies are showing up in ERs with acute alcohol poisoning these days, instead of puking on their shoes and passing out. This is also known as stupid.

WHY on earth would anyone want to "binge" drink??

Not sure if serious, but if you are, have you never been to college? When I was at school, the streets flowed with vomit on Friday and Saturday nights.


Yes, I was serious. Call me crazy, but I'm just not a fan of puking. I was always the designated driver AND the one who handled any emergencies that arose.
I always viewed being impaired as being vulnerable, when one could more likely be a victim.
Plus, if a pig asks me "Have you been drinking?" I say "NO". If he continues to pester me, I tell him to Fark off.
 
KNW
2012-07-30 12:12:58 PM
leads to casual sex?

with my right hand, maybe. what beer-commercial world are those people living in?
 
2012-07-30 12:38:23 PM
For some, beer IS an energy drink.

/amazing how a few folks, lightly drunk, can get gung-ho to work on a project
 
2012-07-30 12:48:14 PM

JackieRabbit: Buffet: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)

Nor do I. Apparently it's something idiot punk kids do?
Hey man, I see you live in Sevier county. I just visited there last week. What an awesome place to live!

The idea, I am told, is that you can go out binge drinking, without worrying so much about falling asleep. This is why so many of the kiddies are showing up in ERs with acute alcohol poisoning these days, instead of puking on their shoes and passing out. This is also known as stupid.


Yes, but it does give you the energy to pursue your newly-uninhibited passions.
 
2012-07-30 12:52:39 PM
....and heart attacks... I've been hearing that some of the older folks who've been trying this have been having heart trouble....
 
2012-07-30 12:59:27 PM

Buffet: JackieRabbit: Buffet: JackieRabbit: Buffet: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)

Nor do I. Apparently it's something idiot punk kids do?
Hey man, I see you live in Sevier county. I just visited there last week. What an awesome place to live!

The idea, I am told, is that you can go out binge drinking, without worrying so much about falling asleep. This is why so many of the kiddies are showing up in ERs with acute alcohol poisoning these days, instead of puking on their shoes and passing out. This is also known as stupid.

WHY on earth would anyone want to "binge" drink??

Not sure if serious, but if you are, have you never been to college? When I was at school, the streets flowed with vomit on Friday and Saturday nights.

Yes, I was serious. Call me crazy, but I'm just not a fan of puking. I was always the designated driver AND the one who handled any emergencies that arose.
I always viewed being impaired as being vulnerable, when one could more likely be a victim.
Plus, if a pig asks me "Have you been drinking?" I say "NO". If he continues to pester me, I tell him to Fark off.


I cannot explain binge drinking to you. It's nonsensical to me too. And I'm talking about real binge drinking. Some of the politically correct definitions of it define it as having as few as three drinks in an evening. That ain't binge drinking. I've been drunk before, but only "puking" drunk once (when I was 17) and never "passed out and can't remember what happened" drunk. But I've sure seen a lot of it.
 
2012-07-30 01:23:01 PM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)


You've never had a rum and coke?
 
2012-07-30 01:27:45 PM

xanadian: Well, DUH. Some of the freakiest sex I've had was while on vodka & Red Bull.

And that wasn't when I was in my 20s, either.


numbone: [s3.hubimg.com image 260x331]

The long, round containers lead to sloppy thirds.


I've been propositioned at gay clubs too, but I never went for it...

/Because vodka red bull and bud light are basically the only thing drunk in gay bars the last ten years.
 
2012-07-30 01:29:43 PM

Buffet: Yes, I was serious. Call me crazy, but I'm just not a fan of puking. I was always the designated driver AND the one who handled any emergencies that arose.
I always viewed being impaired as being vulnerable, when one could more likely be a victim.
Plus, if a pig asks me "Have you been drinking?" I say "NO". If he continues to pester me, I tell him to Fark off.


You sound like someone who's never been hung up and straight laced enough that the only way you can get past your childhood conditioning and shame is to drink until you forget it.

/Which is a good thing.
 
2012-07-30 02:02:26 PM

towatchoverme: alcohol is linked to casual -- often risky -- sex among college-age adults

1). It's "college age" or "adults." Pick one. It can't be both. College-age kids are postadolescent, hormone-drunk yahoos. I know, i was one, once.

2). You know what else leads to casual sex for college-age kids? A light breeze. Thursdays. A midnight showing of "Spongebob, The Movie." Linguini. Eye contact. Beer pong. Church. Separating your whites. Irish stepdancing. Russian class. Begonias. The plight of the manatees. Regis Philben. Flintsones chewables. To name just the obvious ones.

3). If none of those things leads to casual sex, you're doing your 20s wrong. Try harder.

4). People who do these studies on college and university kids should be dragged before the international social sciences court in the Hague.


As one of these hormone drunk college kids i must say. bravo good sir
 
2012-07-30 02:04:06 PM

foxyshadis: /Because vodka red bull and bud light are basically the only thing drunk in gay bars the last ten years.


Holy shiat. Bud Light is the beer of gays? Have I become even GAYER!??!

DARN YOU, OBAMA! DARN YOU TO HECK!!
 
2012-07-30 02:19:14 PM

xanadian: foxyshadis: /Because vodka red bull and bud light are basically the only thing drunk in gay bars the last ten years.

Holy shiat. Bud Light is the beer of gays? Have I become even GAYER!??!

DARN YOU, OBAMA! DARN YOU TO HECK!!


Nah. Everyone knows it's Schmitts Gay.
 
2012-07-30 02:57:19 PM
Leads also to headaches and dry mouth that just won't farking go away.
 
2012-07-30 02:59:36 PM
So alcohol has an effect of women that makes them more likely to have sex? You don't say. I conducted my own private study on this when I was 15 years old back in 1988 and had the same results. Oh that is right I didn't publish my findings. Sorry about that to all the guys who have waited until now to find out this fact.
 
2012-07-30 03:30:21 PM

foxyshadis: Buffet: Yes, I was serious. Call me crazy, but I'm just not a fan of puking. I was always the designated driver AND the one who handled any emergencies that arose.
I always viewed being impaired as being vulnerable, when one could more likely be a victim.
Plus, if a pig asks me "Have you been drinking?" I say "NO". If he continues to pester me, I tell him to Fark off.

You sound like someone who's never been hung up and straight laced enough that the only way you can get past your childhood conditioning and shame is to drink until you forget it.

/Which is a good thing.


Thank you. Shortly after the death of my father I became a BAD cocaine addict. I managed to blow through (pun intended) an enormous amount of money (and lots of hot chics who cared only about the drug - not me).
Then I discovered bodybuilding and the discipline and commitment that the lifestyle requires.
It literally saved my life! That's why I'm so adamant about it.
 
2012-07-30 05:38:20 PM
Born too late again.
 
2012-07-30 10:25:46 PM

Sultan Of Herf: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)

The idea seems to be that the stimulant covers the effect of the depressant. You are still drunk, but your kinda amped, so you dont think your drunk. Worst problem related to it so far is a drastically increased likelihood to drive drunk. Theres no feeling of being drunk thanks to the stimulant, but theres still the slowed and sloppy reactions due to the depressant. Im fairly sure most of the counties in my area have banned the sale of them for that reason.


Yeah, that's why I don't get mixing a stimulant and depressant. If the feeling of being drunk is covered up, there's no point in taking the depressant to start with.
 
2012-07-30 10:30:37 PM

Buffet: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)

Nor do I. Apparently it's something idiot punk kids do?
Hey man, I see you live in Sevier county. I just visited there last week. What an awesome place to live!


My family actually did vacation up here twice before moving here because we liked it so much :-)
 
2012-07-30 10:38:02 PM

aphyd: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)

You've never had a rum and coke?


A long time ago, I did, but that was 19 years ago and it was for taste more than anything. I didn't drink enough to get drunk. I also found out that Everclear + flat coke = tastes like cheap cough syrup.
 
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