And I'm off to 7-Eleven!

Call me when casual energy drinks lead to boozy sex.

NO WAI!

It's not working...

FTA "Casual or intoxicated sex can increase the risk of unwanted outcomes, such as unintended pregnancies, sexually transmitted diseases, sexual assault and depression"

Is there anything that doesn't come with the side effect of 'depression' these days?

How can farking lead to depression? It's pretty much the antithesis of that!

Skr: FTA "Casual or intoxicated sex can increase the risk of unwanted outcomes, such as unintended pregnancies, sexually transmitted diseases, sexual assault and depression"

Is there anything that doesn't come with the side effect of 'depression' these days?

Ice cream.

starsrift: It's not working...

It will not work if you drink it by yourself in your moms basement.

/i keed i keed

Skr: Is there anything that doesn't come with the side effect of 'depression' these days?

Antidepressants ?

Smoking GNU: It will not work if you drink it by yourself in your moms basement.

Well fark.

:)

TappingTheVein: Skr: Is there anything that doesn't come with the side effect of 'depression' these days?

Antidepressants ?

WARNING: May cause depression!

so is casual sex good or bad? i can't determine that from the context of the article.

Jon iz teh kewl: so is casual sex good or bad? i can't determine that from the context of the article.

Well, casual is casual, and sex is good, so i'd say it's casually good

It's often said how many people die each year due to alcohol, but they don't have a clue how many are caused by alcohol...

Liquor THEN stick her...

TappingTheVein: Antidepressants ?

Ha..even those come with a side effect of depression. Not to mention suicide.

Which is why my favorite beverage is Jager/Monster 50:50.

Does this actually mean that people planing to have casual sex like to drink boozy energy drinks first?

LeafyGreens: How can farking lead to depression? It's pretty much the antithesis of that!

Depends what you wake up next to.

Smoking GNU: TappingTheVein: Skr: Is there anything that doesn't come with the side effect of 'depression' these days?

Antidepressants ?

WARNING: May cause depression!

"I can't believe I'm such a failure that I need artificial chemicals to feel normal." Well, you're fine as long as you don't come off them. Mostly. Side effects of antidepressants can be pretty depressing too.

I thought for sure that it would lead to frantic monkey sex. Huh.

FTA:
Participants in the study were more likely to use a condom during sex with a casual partner than during sex with a steady partner, consistent with previous research, but a steady or committed partner is a less risky prospect than a casual partner whose sexual history is unknown, Miller said, so a condom might not feel as necessary.

umm... huh?

Tunacrab: FTA:
Participants in the study were more likely to use a condom during sex with a casual partner than during sex with a steady partner, consistent with previous research, but a steady or committed partner is a less risky prospect than a casual partner whose sexual history is unknown, Miller said, so a condom might not feel as necessary.

umm... huh?

She said 'condoms' twice....


/Ribbed, I guess...

LeafyGreens: How can farking lead to depression? It's pretty much the antithesis of that!

That depends entirely upon whom you find yourself in bed with come morning.

xanadian: Well, DUH. Some of the freakiest sex I've had was while on vodka & Red Bull.

And that wasn't when I was in my 20s, either.

so...HA!

LeafyGreens: How can farking lead to depression? It's pretty much the antithesis of that!

It's called "le petit mort." You know...the GOOD kind of depression. Wink wink.

I've got you're good kind of depression right here. Wait, what?

Don't people only drink this crap in discos/concerts/parties/other places you only show up at to hook up?

The long, round containers lead to sloppy thirds.

do you have to drink it on an empty stomach?

rpl: Don't people only drink this crap in discos/concerts/parties/other places you only show up at to hook up?

Hey now. That grant money wasn't going to spend itself.

I was disappointed that Ric Romero didn't report this. Then I remembered Ric Romero has never had sex.

chicks dig vegas bombs.

what I need now is a grant so I can study the effects of casual sex

LeafyGreens: How can farking lead to depression? It's pretty much the antithesis of that!

Sure, until you wake up the next morning and realize that alcoholic energy drink goggles are even more distorting than beer goggles

If there's a farkette that would like to verify these studies with me, we can also see if there's a difference in type or quality of casual sex between drink mixes. It's for science!

/Why do you hate science?

Why else do you think most bars have special deals on Jager bombs?

alcohol is linked to casual -- often risky -- sex among college-age adults

1). It's "college age" or "adults." Pick one. It can't be both. College-age kids are postadolescent, hormone-drunk yahoos. I know, i was one, once.

2). You know what else leads to casual sex for college-age kids? A light breeze. Thursdays. A midnight showing of "Spongebob, The Movie." Linguini. Eye contact. Beer pong. Church. Separating your whites. Irish stepdancing. Russian class. Begonias. The plight of the manatees. Regis Philben. Flintsones chewables. To name just the obvious ones.

3). If none of those things leads to casual sex, you're doing your 20s wrong. Try harder.

4). People who do these studies on college and university kids should be dragged before the international social sciences court in the Hague.

I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)

RUMSPRINGA!!!! WOOOOOO!

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)

The idea seems to be that the stimulant covers the effect of the depressant. You are still drunk, but your kinda amped, so you dont think your drunk. Worst problem related to it so far is a drastically increased likelihood to drive drunk. Theres no feeling of being drunk thanks to the stimulant, but theres still the slowed and sloppy reactions due to the depressant. Im fairly sure most of the counties in my area have banned the sale of them for that reason.

uhm, back in the 80's when I was in college we did not have energy drinks, but there was a lots of Everclear and 151 Rum and plenty of casual hook ups occurred including pregnancies and STD's. I don't think you really need the caffeine to make it happen, just the ethanol and desire and various dicks and various glistening holes and young, firm breasts and backsides and and and, but my guess is the ethanol helps fuel a lot of the hook ups..........

I'm more concerned about the obestiy those energy drinks might be leading to....kids are gonna fark booze or not booze

or the more popular:



/Somebody had too.

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)

They don't cancel each other out. The alcohol lowers your inhibitions, the caffeine makes you energetic.

I've done some crazy shiat under the influence of Jager Bombs (Jagermeister + Red Bull, for those who have never been a 20-something partier).

Sultan Of Herf: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I still don't get the idea of mixing a stimulant (caffeine) with of a depressant (alcohol)

The idea seems to be that the stimulant covers the effect of the depressant. You are still drunk, but your kinda amped, so you dont think your drunk. Worst problem related to it so far is a drastically increased likelihood to drive drunk. Theres no feeling of being drunk thanks to the stimulant, but theres still the slowed and sloppy reactions due to the depressant. Im fairly sure most of the counties in my area have banned the sale of them for that reason.

In other words,a cheap version of a speedball.