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(Fox News)   How to build the perfect hot dog. Yes, you're doing it wrong   (foxnews.com) divider line 296
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2012-07-29 07:45:10 PM
a57.foxnews.com

WTF?
 
2012-07-29 07:49:02 PM
That looks pretty good. Leave the hot dog out and I'll try it.
 
2012-07-29 07:50:34 PM

St_Francis_P: [a57.foxnews.com image 660x371]

WTF?


Looks like onion, bacon, cilantro, guac, salsa verde and yellow mustard, or possibly given the other toppings, nacho cheese.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-07-29 07:52:16 PM
....as Gordon Ramsey would say, the star of the dish is the hot dog.

Why would you want to mask the flavor with all these other things on it?

The perfect hot dog has to have snap in it when you bite into it. A hot dog is a sausage, treat it as one. Everything else just...adds onto the flavor, it doesn't hid it underneath a ton of things.

That being said, if you put ketchup on it, I will have to kick you in the balls.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2012-07-29 07:52:17 PM
Yes, you're doing it wrong

No, I'm not.

The onions, mustard and homemade kraut fit perfectly in those nook and crannies...
 
2012-07-29 07:52:44 PM

Cyno01: St_Francis_P: [a57.foxnews.com image 660x371]

WTF?

Looks like onion, bacon, cilantro, guac, salsa verde and yellow mustard, or possibly given the other toppings, nacho cheese.


To me, that seems like an excessive support system for a hot dog.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-07-29 07:57:27 PM

wee: Yes, you're doing it wrong

No, I'm not.

The onions, mustard and homemade kraut fit perfectly in those nook and crannies...


WHAT IS THAT RED SAUCE HE PUT ON THE END.

IT BETTER NOT BE KETCHUP.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2012-07-29 08:01:05 PM

MBK: IT BETTER NOT BE KETCHUP.


Meh, if that's how they want to eat it, let 'em eat it that way.
 
2012-07-29 08:01:55 PM
Because if anyone knows anything about hot dogs and other hot dog-shaped things, it's Fox News.
 
2012-07-29 08:02:23 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-07-29 08:02:40 PM

wee: MBK: IT BETTER NOT BE KETCHUP.

Meh, if that's how they want to eat it, let 'em eat it that way.


But....it isn't what I like!

Therefore, they are wrong.
 
2012-07-29 08:03:52 PM
i798.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-29 08:05:15 PM

MBK: wee: Yes, you're doing it wrong

No, I'm not.

The onions, mustard and homemade kraut fit perfectly in those nook and crannies...

WHAT IS THAT RED SAUCE HE PUT ON THE END.

IT BETTER NOT BE KETCHUP.


mojoimage.com
 
2012-07-29 08:07:21 PM
I don't want to eat YOUR version of the "perfect" hot dog though. Mustard? Blech.

I'd rather eat my own version of the perfect hot dog.
 
2012-07-29 08:07:28 PM

MBK: wee: Yes, you're doing it wrong

No, I'm not.

The onions, mustard and homemade kraut fit perfectly in those nook and crannies...

WHAT IS THAT RED SAUCE HE PUT ON THE END.

IT BETTER NOT BE KETCHUP.


Yes, you don't want the ketchup to cover up the taste of the bug parts and rodent feces mixed with hog lips and anuses!

/hot dogs are a shiat food. Ketchup is perfect to put on them.
 
2012-07-29 08:09:23 PM
TEAM KETCHUP ARISE!!!!

Mayo on hot dogs is a sin, let's stone those heretics.
 
2012-07-29 08:17:23 PM
then top it off with some diced onions, diced tomatoes and zig zag

Uh...whut?
encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-07-29 08:19:49 PM
Oh great, more dickheads telling me what to/what not to put on my 'dog.

I'll put a hog shiat/rat barf slurry on it if I want...FARK YOU, that's why.
 
2012-07-29 08:22:33 PM
glutenfreehotproducts.com
 
2012-07-29 08:22:38 PM
Chili and cheddar cheese
 
2012-07-29 08:25:06 PM
img835.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-29 08:27:43 PM
I roll the hotdog up in croissant dough with cheese and a slice of cooked bacon then bake it for 25-30 minutes. I dip it in mustard as I eat it.
 
2012-07-29 08:29:04 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: I don't want to eat YOUR version of the "perfect" hot dog though. Mustard? Blech.

I'd rather eat my own version of the perfect hot dog.


You're a heretic, but I agree with the sentiment

/mustard good
//sweet relish? Blech.
 
2012-07-29 08:35:47 PM

St_Francis_P: [a57.foxnews.com image 660x371]

WTF?


This is just wrong.
Also FTFA - brie, arugula? Take it elsewhere crazy foodie.
Mustard, kraut, onions, cheese, pickles.
 
2012-07-29 08:36:18 PM
#1. Start with a Nathan's hot dog, or a Zweigle's.
 
2012-07-29 08:37:02 PM
People: if you have to cover the hot dog with so much shiat that you can't possibly taste it, you don't actually like hot dogs.
 
2012-07-29 08:39:05 PM
Toasted bun
Sweet relish
Ketchup

/yeah, I said it
//ketchup
 
2012-07-29 08:39:10 PM

vernonFL: #1. Start with a Nathan's hot dog, or a Zweigle's.


THIS^
 
2012-07-29 08:46:57 PM
Dammit. Now I want a hot dog. Can we eat hot dogs at 0245? I'm pretty sure I could get the onions diced quietly downstairs and not wake anyone. Unless my beer glass clinks too loudly. Then there's the troublesome problem of heating up the cast iron grill-thingy. It makes way too much noise pulling it out of the cabinet.

Dammit.
 
2012-07-29 08:52:44 PM

GAT_00: People: if you have to cover the hot dog with so much shiat that you can't possibly taste it, you don't actually like hot dogs.


That's what it always seems to come down to.

ZOMG KETCHUP ON HOT DOGS IS BAD!, then these same people advocate putting so much shiat on a hot dog that you could give them a bun with all their toppings and no hot dog in it and they would never know the hot dog was missing.
 
2012-07-29 08:56:55 PM
I just go here

meghanfabulous.com

For these

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-07-29 08:58:29 PM

GAT_00: People: if you have to cover the hot dog with so much shiat that you can't possibly taste it, you don't actually like hot dogs.


Hot dogs are a condiment delivery system.
 
2012-07-29 09:02:11 PM

Ed Finnerty: GAT_00: People: if you have to cover the hot dog with so much shiat that you can't possibly taste it, you don't actually like hot dogs.

Hot dogs are a condiment delivery system.


Then...just eat the condiments.

FirstNationalBastard: ZOMG KETCHUP ON HOT DOGS IS BAD!, then these same people advocate putting so much shiat on a hot dog that you could give them a bun with all their toppings and no hot dog in it and they would never know the hot dog was missing.


Which I don't get. I don't eat hot dogs often, but when I do, I eat them as a hot dog and a bun. That's it. People look at you like you're a farking psychopath when you do that.

Spad31: Can we eat hot dogs at 0245?


No, I'm sorry, that's illegal.
 
2012-07-29 09:03:33 PM
Ott's personal favorite combination is dijon mustard and sauerkraut on a honey bun, but she encourages mixing things up with unexpected toppings such as brie, feta cheese, pickles and even arugula.


Kill her.
 
2012-07-29 09:06:00 PM

GAT_00: Ed Finnerty: GAT_00: People: if you have to cover the hot dog with so much shiat that you can't possibly taste it, you don't actually like hot dogs.

Hot dogs are a condiment delivery system.

Then...just eat the condiments.


Gross.
 
2012-07-29 09:06:38 PM
Why you should never put ketchup on a hot dog:

Link
 
2012-07-29 09:06:47 PM

Ed Finnerty: GAT_00: Ed Finnerty: GAT_00: People: if you have to cover the hot dog with so much shiat that you can't possibly taste it, you don't actually like hot dogs.

Hot dogs are a condiment delivery system.

Then...just eat the condiments.

Gross.


It's all you're tasting anyway. How can it be gross?
 
2012-07-29 09:06:50 PM

Spad31: Dammit. Now I want a hot dog. Can we eat hot dogs at 0245? I'm pretty sure I could get the onions diced quietly downstairs and not wake anyone. Unless my beer glass clinks too loudly. Then there's the troublesome problem of heating up the cast iron grill-thingy. It makes way too much noise pulling it out of the cabinet.

Dammit.


What's wrong with the beer glass/can it came in?

/also and cast iron pan can do the grill thing too, just without the lines... just turn it down a tic.
 
2012-07-29 09:07:00 PM
www.corporateathletes.com.my

Coney dog
 
2012-07-29 09:08:26 PM
obligatory: "fennel. it's like anis"

yeah like that tells me anything what the fark is anis doing in my hot dog
 
2012-07-29 09:08:30 PM

sno man: Spad31: Dammit. Now I want a hot dog. Can we eat hot dogs at 0245? I'm pretty sure I could get the onions diced quietly downstairs and not wake anyone. Unless my beer glass clinks too loudly. Then there's the troublesome problem of heating up the cast iron grill-thingy. It makes way too much noise pulling it out of the cabinet.

Dammit.

What's wrong with the beer glass/can it came in?

/also and cast iron pan can do the grill thing too, just without the lines... just turn it down a tic.


Or just get a sauce pan and boil that puppy in beer

/you got beer there, right?
 
2012-07-29 09:09:40 PM

James F. Campbell: Because if anyone knows anything about hot dogs and other hot dog-shaped things, it's Fox News.


I'm just shocked they didn't manage to work in a dig at Obama.
 
2012-07-29 09:09:46 PM
"A beef hot dog compares more with a hamburger. It has a heartier, bigger flavor profile," Distenfeld says.

Blah blah blah. Just shut it and put some crazy toppings on that thing.
 
2012-07-29 09:09:47 PM

namatad: Ott's personal favorite combination is dijon mustard and sauerkraut on a honey bun, but she encourages mixing things up with unexpected toppings such as brie, feta cheese, pickles and even arugula.


Kill her.


www.seocom.com

+

static.igossip.com
 
2012-07-29 09:09:52 PM
Surely the whole key to being an effective foodie is to add enough ingredients to something so you can no longer taste the original food idem.
 
2012-07-29 09:10:38 PM
www.digianfrancesco.com

My family is from upstate New York.
 
2012-07-29 09:12:29 PM

Ed Finnerty: GAT_00: People: if you have to cover the hot dog with so much shiat that you can't possibly taste it, you don't actually like hot dogs.

Hot dogs are a condiment delivery system.



Indeed.


//Cant believe celery salt never gets love in these threads...
 
2012-07-29 09:12:48 PM

Beerguy: I just go here

[meghanfabulous.com image 533x400]

For these

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x334]


Oh, so you're a tourist. That's cool.
Sometime you should try what Angelenos eat.

www.sogoodblog.com

/looking at your profile shows you do have good taste in beer, sir.
 
2012-07-29 09:14:09 PM
www.interviewmagazine.com
 
2012-07-29 09:14:56 PM
My favorite concoction is a butter toasted bun, a hot dog with 2 layers of chili and then macaroni and cheese with more shredded cheese added. Easy to make
 
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