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(AZ Family)   Because it only makes sense to clean your gun at a party earlier in the morning with children running around   (azfamily.com) divider line 11
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2012-07-29 11:03:55 PM
5 votes:

Great Janitor: AverageAmericanGuy: Great Janitor: AverageAmericanGuy:

People who are neither military nor law enforcement have no business owning guns. If Aurora has taught us anything, it's that.

Then Aurora has taught you the wrong message.

One person goes mad in Aurora, shoots up a theater and booby trapped his apartment with bombs. Yeah, let's focus on that, and completely ignore the other thousands in Colorado who legally own guns and don't randomly shoot people. Live on a farm, need to protect yourself form wild and possibly dangerous animals? Can't trust you to use a firearm to do it because of one nut in Aurora. Live in a dangerous neighborhood and need a gun for defense? Don't worry, once guns are made illegal, the criminals probably won't break that law while breaking other laws, so don't worry. You're working for a security company, carrying large sums of money from businesses to armored cars to banks? Sorry, that's not law enforcement. You get to drive around with hundreds of thousands of dollars unarmed while others might shoot you to get at the money.

Maybe if you're living in danger of being mauled by wildlife, you're living too close to their habitats.

So, no more farming or ranching. I guess I better tell my dad that he needs to sell his farm and his shotguns.


With the ready availability of meat and produce at supermarkets, there's no reason for such old-fashioned and outdated professions.
2012-07-29 08:49:04 PM
4 votes:
FTFA: At some point during the party, the father reportedly shot his child while attempting to clear his gun.

Well, now he knows it's clear. What's the problem?

Oh right, the kid.
2012-07-29 11:09:06 PM
3 votes:
If only some brave soul at the party had also been armed, this all could have been prevented.
2012-07-30 12:30:17 AM
2 votes:

rosebud_the_sled: The NRA must be cheering the gun owner who successfully used a weapon on that viscous 12yo perp.

cfile23.uf.tistory.com

Dude?
2012-07-30 09:35:17 AM
1 votes:
thumbs.newschoolers.com
2012-07-29 10:54:44 PM
1 votes:
Not a big deal. The kid could have been replaced by a child from an orphanage.
2012-07-29 10:40:36 PM
1 votes:
Kids rarely talk back to their parents when they're cleaning a gun.

"I suggest you clean your room."
"Right away dad!"
2012-07-29 10:29:28 PM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: People who are neither military nor law enforcement have no business owning guns. If Aurora has taught us anything, it's that.


Law enforcement and military are the only people responsible enough for whargarble.
2012-07-29 09:38:20 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter:

Clearing a weapon is unloading it, or at the least, removing a live round from the chamber. If he kept it loaded and ready to rock for home defense, he may have actually been trying to be responsible by unloading it with children around, but his plan backfired horribly.


I see what you did there.
2012-07-29 09:33:29 PM
1 votes:

gopher321: Joelogon: Clear != Clean

/reading is fundamental

I'm sure the distinction is lost ON THE F'ING CHILD WHO WAS SHOT.

/not subby


Clearing a weapon is unloading it, or at the least, removing a live round from the chamber. If he kept it loaded and ready to rock for home defense, he may have actually been trying to be responsible by unloading it with children around, but his plan backfired horribly.
2012-07-29 08:27:53 PM
1 votes:
Clear != Clean

/reading is fundamental
 
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