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(Deadspin)   Well, here's a mental image to torture you to the end of your days: Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says, "I want me some glory hole"   ( divider line
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2012 clicks; posted to Sports » on 29 Jul 2012 at 10:01 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-30 01:18:42 AM  
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Sabyen91: "Glory hole" is not anywhere close to being new. I am guessing the term is older than you.

Yeah, but honestly, why should we know what it is? Which one of you is spending hours in truck stop bathrooms shoving your junk through the holes in the walls and then turning around & telling everyone about it? He's like, an 80 year old man. Why would he care to know about glory holes? Would you expect your grampa to know about them?

Please don't get me wrong, I still think it's funny he said it, but mostly because he had no idea he was saying anything wrong.
2012-07-29 11:59:45 PM  
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Adolf Oliver Nipples: Oh, silly me. We're not talking about Romo now. that was earlier, and not at all part of the same conversation, nor related to the point I made, which is that people are being obviously silly and somehow the butthurt is still flowing. There is no way this post ever even needs to be made if it wasn't cracking on the Cowboys. But it is, so we're off and running.

Actually, I was responding to JohnAnnArbor, who didn't say anything at all about Romo. I didn't tell anyone to quit making fun of Jerry nor did I bemoan the silliness of mocking him about saying he wanted a glory hole. But sure, I'm butthurt, if it makes you feel better about yourself. Sure.

grinding_journalist: /looking forward to the Rams' hashed-light-blue-line that resembles a comatose patient's EKG on your graphs

HA! I'll tell you what I always tell people who feel down about their team: at least they're not the Browns. Feel better yet? A little? Maybe?

LucklessWonder: And sometimes it's a penis substitute.


Indeed sometimes it is. Hehehe
2012-07-29 11:35:45 PM  
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Adolf Oliver Nipples: Oh no, people are being obviously silly and making fun of your team's quarterback by insinuating that he's gay! Mercy! Nothing like that ever happens with any other team or player, like maybe endless rape comments or dog comments or anything like that...

I was talking about the 'glory hole' comment and not about Romo.

Why don't you welcome yourself to some reading comprehension sometime?
2012-07-29 10:41:12 PM  
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Tony Romo could easily be Eli Manning or Ben Roethlisberger if he were on a more stable team with competent coaching or front office management.

/did Danny White ever take this level of abuse?
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