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(Deadspin)   Well, here's a mental image to torture you to the end of your days: Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says, "I want me some glory hole"   (deadspin.com) divider line 87
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2012-07-29 05:01:44 PM
I looked up the oil & gas definition of "glory hole" and it still seems gay:

"A glory hole in the context of the offshore petroleum industry is an excavation into the sea floor designed to protect the wellhead equipment installed at the surface of a petroleum well from icebergs or pack ice... Due to the cost of excavating individual glory holes, typically each glory hole will contain several wellheads. Locating multiple wellheads within a single glory hole is made possible by the use of directional drilling."
 
2012-07-29 05:06:50 PM
Ahahahahha "glory hole days." That's awesome.
 
2012-07-29 07:50:55 PM
Sounds about right. The Cowboys do suck.
 
2012-07-29 08:05:35 PM
So that's why the shower at the new Cowboy's Stadium was built with those weird crotch-high holes...
 
2012-07-29 08:36:40 PM
Well, he IS a teabagger, what do you expect?
 
2012-07-29 08:38:08 PM
He may have meant cornhole.
 
2012-07-29 08:39:43 PM
I love when people use words or expressions, either not knowing what they mean, or not knowing they have other, more well-known usages. Like when Neil Cavuto first called the Tea Party supporters "teabaggers." Just tickled me, it did.
 
2012-07-29 08:41:04 PM
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2012-07-29 08:46:37 PM

Coco LaFemme: I love when people use words or expressions, either not knowing what they mean, or not knowing they have other, more well-known usages. Like when Neil Cavuto first called the Tea Party supporters "teabaggers." Just tickled me, it did.


The ensuing whirlwind as they started pedaling away from their proud use of the term was pretty great, too.
 
2012-07-29 08:57:15 PM
Well, now we know why Romo's hat is always turned around - so that the bill doesn't get in the way of servicing Jurrah when it's his turn to work the stall.
 
2012-07-29 09:20:21 PM
I was amazed that that searching 'cowboy glory hole' didn't bring up any nsfw images
 
2012-07-29 09:47:23 PM
I have a tough choice now for my Fantasy Football team name either "Tickle Monsters" or "Jerry Jones Glory Hole."
 
2012-07-29 09:52:32 PM

Polartank13: I have a tough choice now for my Fantasy Football team name either "Tickle Monsters" or "Jerry Jones Glory Hole."


Jerry Monster's Tickle Hole?
 
2012-07-29 09:58:01 PM
Maybe he's thinking of becoming a college coach in PA?
 
2012-07-29 10:03:09 PM

Nabb1: Well, now we know why Romo's hat is always turned around - so that the bill doesn't get in the way of servicing Jurrah when it's his turn to work the stall.


You know, Jerry gives us plenty of things to make fun of him about. It really does seem absurd to bring Romo into this when he's literally done nothing to deserve it. And you tried to bag on him in the Glen Beck thread, too. Someone seems obsessed....
 
2012-07-29 10:06:02 PM

Di Atribe: Nabb1: Well, now we know why Romo's hat is always turned around - so that the bill doesn't get in the way of servicing Jurrah when it's his turn to work the stall.

You know, Jerry gives us plenty of things to make fun of him about. It really does seem absurd to bring Romo into this when he's literally done nothing to deserve it. And you tried to bag on him in the Glen Beck thread, too. Someone seems obsessed....


Do what? I didn't bag on Romo or JJ. I poked fun at Cowboys fans. And that was meant in pure jest, I assure you.
 
2012-07-29 10:06:03 PM
Ah, so THAT's why Troy Aikman was drafted first...
 
2012-07-29 10:06:34 PM

Di Atribe: Nabb1: Well, now we know why Romo's hat is always turned around - so that the bill doesn't get in the way of servicing Jurrah when it's his turn to work the stall.

You know, Jerry gives us plenty of things to make fun of him about. It really does seem absurd to bring Romo into this when he's literally done nothing to deserve it. And you tried to bag on him in the Glen Beck thread, too. Someone seems obsessed....


Romo is a darn good quarterback - one who could take a team to the Superbowl. However, he's had some prominent screw-ups in critical situations, as luck would have it, and it makes it easy to target him. Even worse given his having dated Jessica Simpson.
 
2012-07-29 10:07:42 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Ah, so THAT's why Troy Aikman was drafted first...


It also explains why Jerry's always harping about how he just needs a good tight end.
 
2012-07-29 10:08:36 PM

vygramul: Romo is a darn good quarterback - one who could take a team to the Superbowl. However, he's had some prominent screw-ups in critical situations, as luck would have it, and it makes it easy to target him. Even worse given his having dated Jessica Simpson.


Sigh. I don't care. There's literally not one reason to bag on him in this situation. None.

And he dated Jessica Simpson like what, 5 years ago? Let it go, man.
 
2012-07-29 10:09:15 PM
Fark the Dallas Cowboys.
 
2012-07-29 10:10:01 PM

vygramul: Di Atribe: Nabb1: Well, now we know why Romo's hat is always turned around - so that the bill doesn't get in the way of servicing Jurrah when it's his turn to work the stall.

You know, Jerry gives us plenty of things to make fun of him about. It really does seem absurd to bring Romo into this when he's literally done nothing to deserve it. And you tried to bag on him in the Glen Beck thread, too. Someone seems obsessed....

Romo is a darn good quarterback - one who could take a team to the Superbowl. However, he's had some prominent screw-ups in critical situations, as luck would have it, and it makes it easy to target him. Even worse given his having dated Jessica Simpson.


Having his hat turned around when posing for a picture with his newborn in the delivery room didn't help. I mean, come on, guy. You're a grown man, not a ten year old boy.
 
2012-07-29 10:16:26 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Ah, so THAT's why Troy Aikman was drafted first...


what you did there, I seen it. What I'm hearing is that Jerry would then be interested in Aaron Rodgers next.
 
2012-07-29 10:21:27 PM

Nabb1: Having his hat turned around when posing for a picture with his newborn in the delivery room didn't help. I mean, come on, guy. You're a grown man, not a ten year old boy.


Yeah, what a jerk

i.imgur.com

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/seriously, why does it matter?
 
2012-07-29 10:29:45 PM
Romo just doesn't buy sno balls for the fans often enough. What a dick.

/I keed
 
2012-07-29 10:34:01 PM
As a Cowboy fan I'm curious: which side of the glory hole does Jerry wish to occupy?
 
2012-07-29 10:34:28 PM

Coco LaFemme: I love when people use words or expressions, either not knowing what they mean, or not knowing they have other, more well-known usages. Like when Neil Cavuto first called the Tea Party supporters "teabaggers." Just tickled me, it did.


Off-topic, but I thought Glenn Beck inspired that term with the whole "sending teabags to Congress" campaign. And considering he used to be a morning radio shock-jock, it's entirely possible that he knew what he was doing.
 
2012-07-29 10:36:24 PM

Krymson Tyde: As a Cowboy fan I'm curious: which side of the glory hole does Jerry wish to occupy?


Whichever comes with the happy ending, of course.
 
2012-07-29 10:40:25 PM

Krymson Tyde: As a Cowboy fan I'm curious: which side of the glory hole does Jerry wish to occupy?


The greatest thing about this is that we're not really sure....
 
2012-07-29 10:40:56 PM
Maybe he's planning to open Glory Hole Theme Park.

/obscure?
 
2012-07-29 10:41:12 PM
Tony Romo could easily be Eli Manning or Ben Roethlisberger if he were on a more stable team with competent coaching or front office management.

/did Danny White ever take this level of abuse?
 
2012-07-29 10:45:31 PM

Practical_Draconian: Maybe he's planning to open Glory Hole Theme Park.

/obscure?


Not since the Penn State scandal.
 
2012-07-29 11:03:49 PM

Krymson Tyde: As a Cowboy fan I'm curious: which side of the glory hole does Jerry wish to occupy?


Yes.


(Also accepted: the one with the 'plastic surgery' benefits package)
 
2012-07-29 11:07:40 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: I was amazed that that searching 'cowboy glory hole' didn't bring up any nsfw images


yeah, cause this is totally not NSFW

/IT'S NSFW
 
2012-07-29 11:08:20 PM
First I heard of the term was with regard to glass-making.

Frankly, I'm tired of the ever-expanding list of sexually-suggestive terms that started as something totally innocuous and/or have no obvious way for the "uninitiated" to know they're suggestive somehow.
 
2012-07-29 11:09:45 PM

You all didn't think the "Blow" in hookers and blow referred to cocaine, did you?

i.imgur.com
"Michael, are you ready?"
 
2012-07-29 11:12:57 PM

Nabb1: vygramul: Di Atribe: Nabb1: Well, now we know why Romo's hat is always turned around - so that the bill doesn't get in the way of servicing Jurrah when it's his turn to work the stall.

You know, Jerry gives us plenty of things to make fun of him about. It really does seem absurd to bring Romo into this when he's literally done nothing to deserve it. And you tried to bag on him in the Glen Beck thread, too. Someone seems obsessed....

Romo is a darn good quarterback - one who could take a team to the Superbowl. However, he's had some prominent screw-ups in critical situations, as luck would have it, and it makes it easy to target him. Even worse given his having dated Jessica Simpson.

Having his hat turned around when posing for a picture with his newborn in the delivery room didn't help. I mean, come on, guy. You're a grown man, not a ten year old boy.


Get over it Pops.
 
2012-07-29 11:20:02 PM

thisiszombocom: Dead for Tax Reasons: I was amazed that that searching 'cowboy glory hole' didn't bring up any nsfw images

yeah, cause this is totally not NSFW

/IT'S NSFW


Crocodile Dundee! What are you doing?
 
2012-07-29 11:20:06 PM
Di, some times you drive me nuts as a fellow cowboys fan but i cant say Im not tickled when you come in to certain threads and wreck asses sometimes like the one Im posting in..
 
2012-07-29 11:21:15 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Frankly, I'm tired of the ever-expanding list of sexually-suggestive terms that started as something totally innocuous and/or have no obvious way for the "uninitiated" to know they're suggestive somehow.


Frankly, I am, too. It's starting to get to the point where you can't really say anything without someone snickering and derailing the entire conversation. I'm far from a prude, but sometimes, a cigar is indeed just a cigar.
 
2012-07-29 11:22:07 PM

thisiszombocom: Dead for Tax Reasons: I was amazed that that searching 'cowboy glory hole' didn't bring up any nsfw images

yeah, cause this is totally not NSFW

/IT'S NSFW


Why the fark did I click that?

Di Atribe: Sigh. I don't care. There's literally not one reason to bag on him in this situation. None.


I suppose the "this situation" is a qualifier, but I bag on Romo because my wife is STILL biatching about losing the FF championship last year when he left the game in week 16.

In closing, I'd like to say DeMarco Murray.
 
2012-07-29 11:22:34 PM

Shakes999: Di, some times you drive me nuts as a fellow cowboys fan but i cant say Im not tickled when you come in to certain threads and wreck asses sometimes like the one Im posting in..


Thank you?
 
2012-07-29 11:25:03 PM
Im a loud mouth dick. No thank you necessary.
 
2012-07-29 11:26:23 PM

grinding_journalist: but I bag on Romo because my wife is STILL biatching about losing the FF championship last year when he left the game in week 16.


I lost my money league because of it, too. And if he'd stayed in, I would've destroyed the other guy. I ended up losing by like 5 points. But he got hurt & there's really nothing you can blame him for in that situation.
 
2012-07-29 11:28:29 PM
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2012-07-29 11:29:23 PM

Di Atribe: JohnAnnArbor: Frankly, I'm tired of the ever-expanding list of sexually-suggestive terms that started as something totally innocuous and/or have no obvious way for the "uninitiated" to know they're suggestive somehow.

Frankly, I am, too. It's starting to get to the point where you can't really say anything without someone snickering and derailing the entire conversation. I'm far from a prude, but sometimes, a cigar is indeed just a cigar.


Oh no, people are being obviously silly and making fun of your team's quarterback by insinuating that he's gay! Mercy! Nothing like that ever happens with any other team or player, like maybe endless rape comments or dog comments or anything like that...

Welcome to Fark.jpg

If this is how it's going to be in the first week of camp we're in for a long season.
 
2012-07-29 11:35:07 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Di Atribe: JohnAnnArbor: Frankly, I'm tired of the ever-expanding list of sexually-suggestive terms that started as something totally innocuous and/or have no obvious way for the "uninitiated" to know they're suggestive somehow.

Frankly, I am, too. It's starting to get to the point where you can't really say anything without someone snickering and derailing the entire conversation. I'm far from a prude, but sometimes, a cigar is indeed just a cigar.

Oh no, people are being obviously silly and making fun of your team's quarterback by insinuating that he's gay! Mercy! Nothing like that ever happens with any other team or player, like maybe endless rape comments or dog comments or anything like that...

Welcome to Fark.jpg

If this is how it's going to be in the first week of camp we're in for a long season.


images.betterworldbooks.com
 
2012-07-29 11:35:45 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Oh no, people are being obviously silly and making fun of your team's quarterback by insinuating that he's gay! Mercy! Nothing like that ever happens with any other team or player, like maybe endless rape comments or dog comments or anything like that...


I was talking about the 'glory hole' comment and not about Romo.

Why don't you welcome yourself to some reading comprehension sometime?
 
2012-07-29 11:37:33 PM
Oh Cowboys fans, study Al Davis from 1995 on... because you're about to live it again.
 
2012-07-29 11:40:36 PM

Ken VeryBigLiar: Oh Cowboys fans, study Al Davis from 1995 on... because you're about to live it again.


Jerry Jones is going to move the Cowboys to Oakland?

THAT'S HORRIBLE! :-(
 
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