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2012-07-29 05:15:06 PM  
 
2012-07-29 05:15:57 PM  
honey dripping through the ceiling? It'd be bad ass if it was pigs that invaded and bacon dripped through.
 
2012-07-29 05:17:06 PM  
 
2012-07-29 05:19:15 PM  
Her repair costs would be covered if she sold the honey they are recovering. 2000 pounds of honey is worth quite a bit.
 
2012-07-29 05:23:13 PM  
I thought that read "Brees." Nevermind.
 
2012-07-29 05:26:59 PM  
mmmm honey

s17.postimage.org
 
2012-07-29 05:27:58 PM  

Harry_Seldon: I thought that read "Brees." Nevermind.


I thought it read "beer," which would also have been fine.

I wonder how the yellow jackets like being referred to as "unruly?" Bettter than nasty little people hating stinging bastards, I suppose.
 
2012-07-29 05:29:38 PM  

Wise_Guy: Oh the beemanity!


Now matter how many times I see that, I still lol.
 
2012-07-29 05:29:42 PM  
assets.sbnation.com
 
2012-07-29 05:31:19 PM  
cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2012-07-29 05:33:19 PM  

cleveoh: Harry_Seldon: I thought that read "Brees." Nevermind.

I thought it read "beer," which would also have been fine.

I wonder how the yellow jackets like being referred to as "unruly?" Bettter than nasty little people hating stinging bastards, I suppose.


I believe such is a source of pride amongst the little evil farks and as such, you will only piss them off more by not recognizing their full potential for hate.

/Had a couple charge me a while back. One hung on and stung me several times. Because it could. The other just gave it pointers and critiqued my squeals.
//NOT so CSB
///But slashies
 
2012-07-29 05:33:54 PM  
I like my home like I like my women.
 
2012-07-29 05:34:33 PM  
I would say something snarky, but I only know of The Money Pit from Family Guy's reference to it.
 
2012-07-29 05:35:40 PM  

aerojockey: I like my home like I like my women.


Overflowing with bees and stuffed with honey?
 
2012-07-29 05:36:01 PM  
Sadly not porn related unless bee sex is your thing.
 
2012-07-29 05:38:16 PM  
brendatobias.files.wordpress.coms3.amazonaws.com

/Fap
 
2012-07-29 05:43:01 PM  

cleveoh: I wonder how the yellow jackets like being referred to as "unruly?" Bettter than nasty little people hating stinging bastards, I suppose.


www.thebeehunter.com
Do you see this?
Do you know what this is?
This is a wasp
It's mission in nature is to fark stuff up wherever it goes.

It does not pollinate things.
It does not make honey.
It is not a bee.
It's a motherfarking wasp.
You cannot battle the wasp. The wasp is never alone.
It is always accompanies by other, even more violent and aggressive wasps; all of which are, in turn, accompanied by even more.

When you see a wasp, do you know what you do?
You stand the fark still.
You chill the fark out and hope the wasp doesn't put you on it's list of stuff it wants to fark up today.

You stand right the fark there and wait for the wasp to finish its business and move on with its rampage, and then you go the fark home.
 
2012-07-29 05:43:09 PM  
Nothing nearly this bad, but I was at my brother's place a couple of years ago and heard a sound like dripping water in the dining room ceiling. Investigating, I found a "soft spot" in the ceiling drywall, so we turned off the water supply, moved all the furniture out of the way, then proceeded to jam a drywall saw in and cut open a hole to investigate. When we pried open a hole in the drywall, wasps started pouring out rather than water. Turns out it was a very large wasp nest, and the "soft spot" was caused by all the moist larvae in the nursery of the nest, which we had just cut through with the drywall saw. Remarkably, neither of us got stung (ran out of the house super fast when we saw the wasps pouring out). Gathered up loads of wasp poison and suited up my brother in a snowmobile suit and bug-netting mask to remove the next that was about 4' long and filled up the space between the ceiling beams and between the upper floor plywood and the dining room drywall. (Before starting the inside, we found where they were getting in from outside and plugged up that space first, so at least no more would be entering while the extermination was underway)
 
2012-07-29 05:44:05 PM  
bee guy is making out sweet in the deal. a crapload of free honey, bees, and a check. cha-ching.
 
2012-07-29 05:44:58 PM  

Lanadapter: Sadly not porn related unless bee sex is your thing.


Don't judge me.
 
2012-07-29 05:50:35 PM  

Saturn5: cleveoh: I wonder how the yellow jackets like being referred to as "unruly?" Bettter than nasty little people hating stinging bastards, I suppose.

[www.thebeehunter.com image 497x332]
Do you see this?
Do you know what this is?
This is a wasp
It's mission in nature is to fark stuff up wherever it goes.

It does not pollinate things.
It does not make honey.
It is not a bee.
It's a motherfarking wasp.
You cannot battle the wasp. The wasp is never alone.
It is always accompanies by other, even more violent and aggressive wasps; all of which are, in turn, accompanied by even more.
When you see a wasp, do you know what you do?
You stand the fark still.
You chill the fark out and hope the wasp doesn't put you on it's list of stuff it wants to fark up today.

You stand right the fark there and wait for the wasp to finish its business and move on with its rampage, and then you go the fark home.



You forgot to mention how wasps kill mainly pest insects, such as mosquitoes and flies. And I've never been bothered by a wasp except when I ran over a yellowjacket nest while mowing my grandmother's field. Yes, then they become the hell-beast you so easily described.
 
2012-07-29 05:50:51 PM  
Better just gut the house. If there's a drop of honey soaked into the structure, the ants will come in and take over.
 
2012-07-29 05:52:08 PM  

TsukasaK: [cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 600x338]


BEES!!!
 
2012-07-29 05:57:01 PM  

scottyvr6: Saturn5: cleveoh: I wonder how the yellow jackets like being referred to as "unruly?" Bettter than nasty little people hating stinging bastards, I suppose.

[www.thebeehunter.com image 497x332]
Do you see this?
Do you know what this is?
This is a wasp
It's mission in nature is to fark stuff up wherever it goes.

It does not pollinate things.
It does not make honey.
It is not a bee.
It's a motherfarking wasp.
You cannot battle the wasp. The wasp is never alone.
It is always accompanies by other, even more violent and aggressive wasps; all of which are, in turn, accompanied by even more.
When you see a wasp, do you know what you do?
You stand the fark still.
You chill the fark out and hope the wasp doesn't put you on it's list of stuff it wants to fark up today.

You stand right the fark there and wait for the wasp to finish its business and move on with its rampage, and then you go the fark home.


You forgot to mention how wasps kill mainly pest insects, such as mosquitoes and flies. And I've never been bothered by a wasp except when I ran over a yellowjacket nest while mowing my grandmother's field. Yes, then they become the hell-beast you so easily described.


They also kill our lovely bees as well. They are a true pest that does more harm than good.
 
2012-07-29 06:04:28 PM  

KrispyKritter: bee guy is making out sweet in the deal. a crapload of free honey, bees, and a check. cha-ching.


True, maybe we should go into the bee/honey business...
 
2012-07-29 06:04:43 PM  

Lanadapter: Sadly not porn related unless bee sex is your thing.


images.encyclopediadramatica.se
 
2012-07-29 06:05:23 PM  
I HATE ALL BUGS!
 
2012-07-29 06:12:35 PM  
Beads?
 
2012-07-29 06:15:39 PM  
Interesting Bees take over home; transform it into honey pit [/quote

www.cartoondollemporium.com
I'm ok with this
 
2012-07-29 06:19:53 PM  

Saturn5: cleveoh: I wonder how the yellow jackets like being referred to as "unruly?" Bettter than nasty little people hating stinging bastards, I suppose.

[www.thebeehunter.com image 497x332]
Do you see this?
Do you know what this is?
This is a wasp
It's mission in nature is to fark stuff up wherever it goes.

It does not pollinate things.
It does not make honey.
It is not a bee.
It's a motherfarking wasp.
You cannot battle the wasp. The wasp is never alone.
It is always accompanies by other, even more violent and aggressive wasps; all of which are, in turn, accompanied by even more.
When you see a wasp, do you know what you do?
You stand the fark still.
You chill the fark out and hope the wasp doesn't put you on it's list of stuff it wants to fark up today.

You stand right the fark there and wait for the wasp to finish its business and move on with its rampage, and then you go the fark home.


You see this?
i.imgur.com
It is a device that pisses off wasps, who then repeatedly try to sting it. When they're finally successful, they explode with a satisfying POP. This pop angers more wasps, who evacuate the hive in mass numbers to attack the buzzing thing outside. The satisfying sound of the wasps exploding leaves a glorious pile of corpses of assholes with stingers. It rights the balance of power in the world.
 
2012-07-29 06:20:43 PM  

charro: True, maybe we should go into the bee/honey business...


29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-29 06:25:19 PM  
Now here's a house of bees. Do you think the honey badger cares? He doesn't give a shiat!
 
2012-07-29 06:36:20 PM  

Tawnos: You see this?
i.imgur.com
It is a device that pisses off wasps, who then repeatedly try to sting it. When they're finally successful, they explode with a satisfying POP. This pop angers more wasps, who evacuate the hive in mass numbers to attack the buzzing thing outside. The satisfying sound of the wasps exploding leaves a glorious pile of corpses of assholes with stingers. It rights the balance of power in the world.


ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-29 06:36:47 PM  
I have a wild hive in a crate on my back patio so I'm getting a kick out of this story. Called and emailed the local beekeepers' association to get the bees relocated but they haven't responded to my inquiries. I'm trying to do the right thing and avoid extermination but I'm gonna have to get rid of them eventually.
 
2012-07-29 06:40:06 PM  
i1130.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-29 06:42:06 PM  

KrispyKritter: bee guy is making out sweet in the deal. a crapload of free honey, bees, and a check. cha-ching.


This!
 
2012-07-29 06:59:26 PM  
You know, if they were smart, they would harness the honey factory, and go into business. Organic local honey is a profitable business. They are sitting on a gold mine, except the for the yellow jackets. Fark those guys.
 
2012-07-29 07:13:48 PM  

Saturn5: It does not pollinate things.
It does not make honey.


Actually wasps do pollinate and they do make honey and yellow jackets are some of the kinder, gentler wasps on the market.

It was supposed that wasp honey is poisonous so mead made from it would drive men insane or make them dead and there was an ancient phrase for intoxication in either norse or greek (i forget) that meant intoxication that was literally "drunk on wasp honey"


There's even a Mexican Honey Wasp. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachygastra_mellifica
 
2012-07-29 07:17:33 PM  
screencrave.com

Bees
 
2012-07-29 07:31:11 PM  
Honey pit? Honey dripping??? FARK YEAH!!
 
2012-07-29 08:00:28 PM  
Okay with the honey dripping...

www.classicrockphotography.co.uk

//too obscure?
 
2012-07-29 08:12:41 PM  

Harry_Seldon: //too obscure?


The kids won't get that reference, but there's always some old fart on Fark who will recognize the obscure.

I must be an old fart.
 
2012-07-29 08:50:06 PM  

OnlyM3: Interesting Bees take over home; transform it into honey pit [/quote

[www.cartoondollemporium.com image 403x294]
I'm ok with this


Pooh bear don't care. He doesn't give a fark.
 
2012-07-29 09:15:44 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Okay with the honey dripping...

[www.classicrockphotography.co.uk image 375x285]

//too obscure?


On Fark? Lots of us know about them.
 
2012-07-29 09:39:20 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

ed-thelen.org
 
2012-07-29 10:10:32 PM  
Saturn5

It does not pollinate things.
It does not make honey.
It is not a bee.


Some wasps do make honey. Most don't though.
 
2012-07-29 10:52:05 PM  

MeanJean: Saturn5

It does not pollinate things.
It does not make honey.
It is not a bee.

Some wasps do make honey. Most don't though.


i.ytimg.com

"Our words. We do not pollinate. We are not bees, we do not make honey. We are wasps, we take what is ours."
 
2012-07-29 10:53:08 PM  

Lanadapter: Sadly not porn related unless bee sex is your thing.


s15.postimage.org
 
2012-07-30 12:22:43 AM  
Where I live, we have these assholes:

www.beekeepingadvice.co.uk

They tend to stick to the mountains and rural areas, but I see the odd one in Tokyo. They bob lazily through the air in near-slow-motion, which creates a moment of frozen time wherein every panic response activates in your brain simultaneously. The knowledge that they can reach 60 KpH and release pheromones that empty nearby nests into buzzing lynch-mobs does not make me relaxed.
 
2012-07-30 02:34:54 AM  
Oh, do beehive!
 
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