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(Philly.com)   Small volunteer fire department buys $1 million terror fighting super boat using Homeland Security funds. What could possibly go right?   (philly.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, Homeland Security, funds, volunteer firefighters, Bensalem, Delaware River, storm drain, boats, San Diego Port Police  
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5615 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Jul 2012 at 4:51 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-29 05:55:45 PM  
1 vote:
Quick! Take the volunteers' pensions!
2012-07-29 05:49:33 PM  
1 vote:
You wheelchair generals don't know how dangerous a river can be. I've seen waves as high as your knee come crashing onto shore. Without a bulkhead you could easily get your shoes wet. The tarotists would love to wet the shoes of decent freedom-loving Americans since they have a corner on the saddle soap market. And what about shoe polish, in particular a brand called Kiwi? Hello!!! New Zealanders holding our unpolished shoes for ransom while tarotists deny us the very saddle soap we need to survive!!! If that doesn't chill you to the bone, consider this: we'll have to rob graves in order to obtain decent, high-quality, properly shined footwear. Need I point out that grave-robbing is illegal, not to say time-consuming? But I'm not the only one who can see where this is going. Thank Gawd for brave men like, umm, whoever the hell those guys are in that article, helping to keep our shoes dry while having a blast and a half on the river in a million-dollar boat. In the meantime, get a shovel and meet me at the cemetery. I know where there's some Italian loafers, you gotta see them.
2012-07-29 05:34:28 PM  
1 vote:
If you dont waste taxpayer dollars, you are un-American

USA! USA! USA!
2012-07-29 05:34:15 PM  
1 vote:

One Bad Apple: They are NOT an enforcement agency of the government. They can't even write parking tickets. No really.


They have other ways of dealing with parking infractions.
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2012-07-29 05:20:45 PM  
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WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: quatchi: Bensalem locals talk endlessly about the imposing 40-foot, 25,000-pound "Bear on the Delaware" that has been prowling all year but has yet to fight a fire or sniff out a bomb.

Bin Laden is dead.

Even when he was alive the chances of AQ taking on America again by setting stuff on fire within a certain yardage along a specific part of the Delaware River was already pretty slim.

Wasting resources is wasteful.

Why are you siding with the terrorists who want to destroy our freedom?

/graduate of Palin debating Institute.


Congrats, I heard you dropped out.
2012-07-29 05:18:28 PM  
1 vote:

quatchi: Bensalem locals talk endlessly about the imposing 40-foot, 25,000-pound "Bear on the Delaware" that has been prowling all year but has yet to fight a fire or sniff out a bomb.

Bin Laden is dead.

Even when he was alive the chances of AQ taking on America again by setting stuff on fire within a certain yardage along a specific part of the Delaware River was already pretty slim.

Wasting resources is wasteful.


Why are you siding with the terrorists who want to destroy our freedom?

/graduate of Palin debating Institute.
2012-07-29 03:05:16 PM  
1 vote:
They say there are two great moments in a boat owners life. When the government misappropriates funds to give a local volunteer fire department an expensive boat they don't need nor can handle, and when the government seizes it to give to a more deserving group.
 
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