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(io9)   The Universe may tear itself apart in 16.7 billion years, which is 75% sooner than predicted. No word on how to blame someone for it. Yet   (io9.com) divider line 12
    More: Interesting, universe, magnetisms, curve fitting, redshifts, cosmologists, dark energy  
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3978 clicks; posted to Geek » on 29 Jul 2012 at 6:26 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-29 03:54:05 PM  
7 votes:
Hmm... Good question, but at this point I would remind everyone that our solar system lost a planet under Dubya.
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2012-07-29 02:53:30 PM  
3 votes:
OBAMA!!!!!
2012-07-29 08:40:32 PM  
2 votes:
could this be prevented by changing the universe's cosmological constant?

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2012-07-29 05:39:31 PM  
2 votes:
I blame Chick-fil-a
2012-07-30 03:48:16 AM  
1 votes:

Dinjiin: Omnivorous: Sounds like god's been playing dice with the universe all along.

16.7 billion years until it craps out.

Actually, it appears that when He created the universe 6,000 years ago, he used a 24-bit integer variable to store the year value in the Matrix's mainframe. N00b programming error.


"16 billion years is enough for anybody." -- God
2012-07-29 11:03:23 PM  
1 votes:
I'm growing a goatee, perhaps I can sneak into the evil universe.
2012-07-29 06:49:26 PM  
1 votes:
The Milky Way will be torn apart 32.9 million years before the big rip. The Earth will be ripped away from the Sun two months before the end, and we'll lose our moon with five days left. The Sun itself will be destroyed 28 minutes before the end of time, and the Earth will explode a mere 12 minutes later.

and then there will be nothing
nothing
nothing
NOTHING
2012-07-29 06:44:25 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know where you guys will be that night, but I'll be partying with Hotblack Desiato at Milliways.
2012-07-29 06:40:22 PM  
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: Can someone get me Elon Musk on the phone?


Now that's a conversation I'd love to overhear.
2012-07-29 06:01:47 PM  
1 votes:
But the entire universe is only 6,000 years old. Seems kind of lopsided.
2012-07-29 04:27:39 PM  
1 votes:
Damn...I better get going on that "to do" list
2012-07-29 03:17:23 PM  
1 votes:
Meh, I didn't have anything planned for that day anyway.
 
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