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(Huffington Post)   Warning, once you read this headline, you will find yourself saying it out loud at the strangest and most inappropriate of times: "Sheep Sex Report Leads To Search For Elderly Swedish Man"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 37
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2012-07-29 05:38:14 PM
I can see no way to work this into any conversation I'm likely to have.
 
2012-07-29 05:40:34 PM
The Sick Swedish sir seeks sixth Swedish sheep's sex?
 
2012-07-29 05:41:18 PM
Not one mention of a kilt.
 
2012-07-29 05:42:14 PM
"The employee saw it when it all was, so to speak, coming to an end," Ronneby police inspector Ronny Götesson told the Swedish language newspaper Kvällsposten Daily. "He was so shocked that he did not have time to stop the man who did it."

Yeah, I'd be stunned if I saw some old fark on his knees behind a sheep, grunting and showing his O-face
 
2012-07-29 05:42:15 PM
You gotta bound those legs.Its the only way to......
I mean thats messed up.
 
2012-07-29 05:43:08 PM
Came for article full of swearing in Swahili, only decipherable with a Swadesh.
 
2012-07-29 05:46:04 PM
Bork bork bork
 
2012-07-29 05:46:25 PM
I want to hear Sean Connery say that.
 
2012-07-29 05:47:29 PM
I'm one of the guys in the band in the "Free Sheep Sex Report.com" commercial, so I'm really getting a kick...
 
2012-07-29 05:47:32 PM
He was BAAAAAAAAAAD!
 
2012-07-29 05:48:25 PM
So, I'm guessing there's something legally, ethically and/or morally wrong with my typical Thursday evening?
 
2012-07-29 05:51:13 PM
Men who Hate Sheep
 
2012-07-29 05:54:33 PM
He pulled the wool over their eyes.
 
2012-07-29 05:57:43 PM
That's baaaaad.
 
2012-07-29 05:58:14 PM

MrHappyRotter: So, I'm guessing there's something legally, ethically and/or morally wrong with my typical Thursday evening?


Not in Sweden.

Sweden decriminalized sex with animals in 1944

Hooray!
 
2012-07-29 06:09:58 PM
Meanwhile, the suspect remains on the lam

...missing a "b"?
 
2012-07-29 06:12:08 PM
Please won't someone think of the kids!
i26.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-29 06:13:36 PM
I liked the little factoid at the end

A study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine last November found that men who have had sex with animals were twice as likely to develop penile cancer as those who stick with their own species

How did they ever find enough sheep farkers to conduct a proper study?

Do I even want to know?
 
2012-07-29 06:14:06 PM
Thanks, Smokey!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE
 
2012-07-29 06:23:34 PM

MrHappyRotter: So, I'm guessing there's something legally, ethically and/or morally wrong with my typical Thursday evening?


Just legally.

An it harme none, do as ye wilt.
 
2012-07-29 06:23:40 PM
What does Oompa-loompa really mean?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-29 06:44:58 PM
There is no inappropriate time to say that, subby. None.

I shall spend the week-end carving it into random tombstones.
 
2012-07-29 06:49:33 PM

Lionel Mandrake: "The employee saw it when it all was, so to speak, coming to an end," Ronneby police inspector Ronny Götesson told the Swedish language newspaper Kvällsposten Daily. "He was so shocked that he did not have time to stop the man who did it."

Yeah, I'd be stunned if I saw some old fark on his knees behind a sheep, grunting and showing his O-face


Probably didn't see anything specific, just heard some slapping. Should have reported it to the coach.
 
2012-07-29 07:07:56 PM
"Meanwhile, the suspect remains on the lamb"
 
2012-07-29 07:12:18 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-29 07:14:59 PM
That's what "Wellies" are for.
 
2012-07-29 07:34:23 PM
FTFA:
Meanwhile, the suspect remains on the lam

memedepot.com
 
2012-07-29 07:40:20 PM
Sheep Sex Swede Search?
 
2012-07-29 08:20:15 PM
He tied its legs together? Yeah, definitely not consensual. Sheep are not into bondage.
 
2012-07-29 08:30:33 PM

Gyrfalcon: MrHappyRotter: So, I'm guessing there's something legally, ethically and/or morally wrong with my typical Thursday evening?

Just legally.

An it harme none, do as ye

ewe wilt.
 
2012-07-29 09:15:40 PM
Dirty feeds DONE WITH SHEEP!
img823.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-29 09:32:56 PM
The only thing I find amazing is that this story isn't from Scotland
 
2012-07-29 09:43:44 PM
What a kinky basterd.

.
 
2012-07-29 09:47:54 PM

sheep snorter: What a kinky basterd.

.


kinky bahstard

/nothing.I have it.
 
2012-07-29 09:54:42 PM
I love the final paragraph. "Oh, by the way: dick cancer!" And if you follow the train of links to see the actual study, you learn that sheepfarking is only one of several factors, including smoking, hookers, and overly tight foreskins. But hell, who'd want to hear about normal stuff causing cancer?
 
2012-07-30 01:17:50 AM

Asat: I love the final paragraph. "Oh, by the way: dick cancer!" And if you follow the train of links to see the actual study, you learn that sheepfarking is only one of several factors, including smoking, hookers, and overly tight foreskins. But hell, who'd want to hear about normal stuff causing cancer?


Smoking, hookers, and overly tight foreskins weren't relevant to the article at hand. Sheepfarking, on the other hand...
 
2012-07-30 10:18:16 AM

davidphogan: I want to hear Sean Connery say that.


www.gizie.com
 
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