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(Philly.com)   Well we're living here in Allentown, while the sinkhole sucks our neighborhood down   (philly.com) divider line 33
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2012-07-29 06:33:41 PM
And they've given us a hole in the ground
 
2012-07-29 06:33:57 PM
everyone must still be in the pot thread
 
2012-07-29 06:34:19 PM
Damn, I used to live right there - RIGHT there, right there.
 
2012-07-29 06:34:42 PM
Something, something Chromium STEEL!
 
2012-07-29 06:35:10 PM
We reliving?

/Hey, that's what it says!
//How one hits the ' instead of a space escapes me.
 
2012-07-29 06:37:13 PM
I'm not sure how all of Eastern Pennsylvania hasn't fallen into a sinkhole.
 
2012-07-29 06:39:45 PM

aerojockey: I'm not sure how all of Eastern Pennsylvania hasn't fallen into a sinkhole.


As if it wasn't bad enough to live there, now God's wiping it from the face of the earth. That's gotta be a downer.
 
2012-07-29 06:42:43 PM

EvilVanMan: We reliving?

/Hey, that's what it says!
//How one hits the ' instead of a space escapes me.


They didn't.
 
2012-07-29 06:45:17 PM
And if the drought ever ends, those sinkholes will fill up with the toxic crap leftover from fracking :)
 
2012-07-29 06:47:02 PM
They may soon be "Movin Out".
 
2012-07-29 06:48:49 PM
So you're saying they have no up town girls for their down town guys?
 
2012-07-29 06:49:28 PM
And it's gettin' very hard to stAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
 
2012-07-29 06:50:57 PM
At least they didn't start the fire. From what I hear, it's been buring since the world's been turning.
 
2012-07-29 06:56:35 PM
The factories have all been closed down so it doesn't matter
 
2012-07-29 07:02:27 PM

pacochu: At least they didn't start the fire. From what I hear, it's been buring since the world's been turning.


That particular town is a bit to the west.
 
2012-07-29 07:09:24 PM
Oh, come on! The only reason eastern Pennsylvania sucks is because it borders New Jersey. It's suck-by-proximity only.
 
2012-07-29 07:15:07 PM

Cpl.D: Oh, come on! The only reason eastern Pennsylvania sucks is because it borders New Jersey. It's suck-by-proximity only.


and here is the one in a lifetime comic willing to take a swipe at the Garden State. take a bow, you high water mark of comedic originality. people must hang on your every word at parties and BBQs.
 
2012-07-29 07:22:00 PM

Cpl.D: Oh, come on! The only reason eastern Pennsylvania sucks is because it borders New Jersey. It's suck-by-proximity only.


Um, Philly? Chock full of assholes.
 
2012-07-29 07:26:27 PM

edmo: Um, Philly? Chock full of assholes.


Nah, we're teddy bears compared to people who live in Jersey
 
2012-07-29 07:37:11 PM

KrispyKritter: Cpl.D: Oh, come on! The only reason eastern Pennsylvania sucks is because it borders New Jersey. It's suck-by-proximity only.

and here is the one in a lifetime comic willing to take a swipe at the Garden State. take a bow, you high water mark of comedic originality. people must hang on your every word at parties and BBQs.


Only if you take a bow with me.

From your profile: "As long as a politician is drawing breath and their lips are moving, they are lying." There's a gem that sat uncut until you came along.
 
2012-07-29 07:57:17 PM

EvilVanMan: We reliving?

/Hey, that's what it says!
//How one hits the ' instead of a space escapes me.


The sinkhole got the space.

/ with big nasty teeth
 
2012-07-29 09:14:12 PM

Cpl.D: Oh, come on! The only reason eastern Pennsylvania sucks is because it borders New Jersey. It's suck-by-proximity only.


==========

There is some truth to that. Northeast PA has become a dumping ground for New York and New Jersey's trash. A few years ago, the welfare office in Newark was giving people one way bus tickets to the Poconos.

On the other hand, Easton, Allentown and the other old industrial places in PA are suffering from what almost all of America's old industrial areas are suffering from: De-industrialization. A friend and I were in Allentown recently, it was a sorry sight. You could buy a house in repairable condition for $45K. What's the point? It is nearly impossible to find work locally. If you found a job in Jersey, most of your pay would get eaten up by gasoline expense. The only place in Eastern PA that seems to be doing OK is Bucks County, and only because it's a commuter suburb of Philly.
 
2012-07-29 09:23:03 PM
www.billyjoel.com
 
2012-07-29 09:34:54 PM

Fissile: Poconos


That place is just damned dangerous lately. I don't go up there unless I have to.
 
2012-07-29 09:36:46 PM
We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake!

How is this the first MP reference?
 
2012-07-29 11:47:53 PM
Wusses. Here in Baltimore a sinkhole opened up next to a hospital. Aside from closing the street, life carried on as usual.

/move along citizens, nothing to see heeeeeeeeerrre...
 
2012-07-29 11:51:03 PM

Dwight_Yeast: edmo: Um, Philly? Chock full of assholes.

Nah, we're teddy bears compared to people who live in Jersey


Speaking as a former Jerseyite, we're only that way because we have to put up with ashholes from ny and pa.

Cpl.D, for instance.
 
2012-07-30 12:52:20 AM
Dammit y'all, it'll take a week to get that farkin' song outta my mind!
 
2012-07-30 07:46:48 AM
This thread has made my morning.
 
2012-07-30 10:15:36 AM
I guess they won't be getting up today, then.
 
2012-07-30 10:35:17 AM
I used to live there and let me tell you that this is no sinkhole. It is the bowels of hell opening up to swallow the city and everyone that is living there alive.
 
2012-07-30 10:49:47 AM

neutronstar: I used to live there and let me tell you that this is no sinkhole. It is the bowels of hell opening up to swallow the city and everyone that is living there alive.


It's a far right wing township conspiracy against the hockey arena. That or mutant gophers.
 
2012-07-30 08:41:42 PM
Manliest music video EVER. Manly like a biker with a gun, smoking Marlboro's and drinking Bud. Real manly.
 
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