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bmihura		2012-07-29 06:38:32 PM

UnspokenVoice		2012-07-29 06:39:30 PM

yopparai: Jane says I'm done with Sergio

This...

*sighs* Oh how I miss them.

The other was, "I know when I'm being used, that's okay because I like the abuse."

grokca		2012-07-29 06:41:24 PM

Why are they asking an ignorant slut?

JWideman		2012-07-29 06:47:24 PM

I know a guy whose former girlfriend told him she was just using him for sex and he never got over. In fact, he's probably bragging about it right now.

jmadisonbiii		2012-07-29 06:53:33 PM

He may be dumb, but he's not a dweeb, he's just a sucker with no self esteem

Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah

JWideman		2012-07-29 06:53:56 PM

UnspokenVoice: yopparai: Jane says I'm done with Sergio

This...

*sighs* Oh how I miss them.

The other was, "I know when I'm being used, that's okay because I like the abuse."

Miss? JA is still around. Released an album last year and are touring this year.

Aikidogamer		2012-07-29 07:10:37 PM

limeyfellow: See that is the difference between males and women. If a man wrote in about his girlfriend using him for sex, he be called "the luckiest guy in the world."

Came here for this. Surprised I had to read as long as I did for it.

That said, being amazing to your woman in bed does not solve problems. It does make it easy to earn forgiveness though.

Buffet		2012-07-29 07:11:55 PM

What the Fark is "vanilla sex"??

italie		2012-07-29 07:32:39 PM

Buffet: What the Fark is "vanilla sex"??

Not sure, but I think it involves frozen foods.

Aikidogamer		2012-07-29 07:33:32 PM

Buffet: What the Fark is "vanilla sex"??

Sex that involves ice cream instead of "I scream?"

W.C.fields forever		2012-07-29 07:37:04 PM

Aikidogamer: Buffet: What the Fark is "vanilla sex"??

Sex that involves ice cream instead of "I scream?"

That reminds me I have to work on my pick up line.
You scream and i will kill you

B A		2012-07-29 07:39:45 PM

"But he won't be impressed. Who likes to hear that they're being used?"
She can use me all she wants. Hell, sex is wonderful, whether you're loved by the biatch or not.

sweater_pups		2012-07-29 07:40:41 PM

Buffet: What the Fark is "vanilla sex"??

it is definitely the opposite of chocolate sex.

EVERYBODY PANIC		2012-07-29 07:45:18 PM

Wait just one minute. She's describing me! That's my girl in TFA and I love her. Oh crap.

Hmmm. With further consideration, this is great. Keep on using me, girl!

NateAsbestos		2012-07-29 07:48:55 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: NateAsbestos: StupidSMART people problems

What I mean is, the situation is only a problem if you're dumb. What's wrong with a fark buddy?

Gleeman		2012-07-29 07:53:15 PM

How is this a problem?

T-Boy		2012-07-29 08:06:32 PM

My plan is significantly different. I get the chick to really really like me and then I deliver a steady stream of sub-par, unsatisfying sex, looking only to satisfy myself.

Do you think someone would write to an advice column about me?

bunner		2012-07-29 08:12:12 PM

Diogenes, phone home.

Relatively Obscure		2012-07-29 08:50:02 PM

This sounds completely legit.

roosam		2012-07-29 09:00:21 PM

jmadisonbiii: He may be dumb, but he's not a dweeb, he's just a sucker with no self esteem

Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah

That being said, I guess he should stick up for himself, but I really think it's better this way. I mean, really, the more you suffer the more it shows you really care.

AbbeySomeone		2012-07-29 09:33:38 PM

jmadisonbiii: He may be dumb, but he's not a dweeb, he's just a sucker with no self esteem

Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah

Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and she's lookin' to score

imfallen_angel		2012-07-29 10:17:24 PM

Old news... that was about fifteen years ago and I dumped her...

HamSlammer		2012-07-29 10:19:38 PM

She sounds just like a cat. Only really coming around when it's hungry.

xant		2012-07-29 10:53:11 PM

What are you going to do? Accept your medal and key to the city. I wish every woman treated me this way.

RedVentrue		2012-07-29 11:01:11 PM

AbbeySomeone: jmadisonbiii: He may be dumb, but he's not a dweeb, he's just a sucker with no self esteem

Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah

Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and she's lookin' to score

I know, I should say no.
But it's kinda hard when she's ready to go.

the ham sap gwailo		2012-07-29 11:18:46 PM

Disappointed with the advice. Was really expecting her to say, after chastising her for being shallow, "and after you've dropped him, send me his email address."

Aikidogamer		2012-07-29 11:23:15 PM

the ham sap gwailo: Disappointed with the advice. Was really expecting her to say, after chastising her for being shallow, "and after you've dropped him, send me his email address."

If it was Farker advice column, it would have read like that. Drew, maybe you have something to put some of your female mods on here.

jaylectricity		2012-07-29 11:31:00 PM

A great bit of humblebrag in this "question" for the advice columnist.

DataShade		2012-07-29 11:49:59 PM

Makh: "But he won't be impressed. Who likes to hear that they're being used?"

I'm sure he'll be happy with it. "So you only want me for sex and you don't care if I'm with women? Score!"

Well ... no. If he's that good I'm pretty sure he doesn't need her body anywhere near as much as she needs his. I'm willing to bet that if she tells him she doesn't want to get married to him or listen to him talk about his feelings, etc, that he's going to want to find another woman... and will, pretty easily.

ricochet4		2012-07-30 01:07:23 AM

W.C.fields forever: That reminds me I have to work on my pick up line.
You scream and i will kill you

my favorite: "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Unhip1		2012-07-30 01:54:34 AM

My ex-wife was an orgasm addict. She seemed to think it was my duty (rain or shine, sick or not) to get her off daily She'd literally throw a "you don't love me" fit, then have a seizure (she was epileptic).

My gf after claimed to be a BAC and that there'd be no pre-marital sex. She kept to that for just two dates, then jumped my bones thereafter, and also, thought it was my duty to get her off every night. If I didn't there was hell to pay.

My last gf also became addicted to blowing me and having sex.

Is it me, or are women bigger horndogs than men?

untaken_name		2012-07-30 02:49:40 AM

Double standards firmly in place? Let me see: Using a woman just for sex while she has feelings for you that you don't share: Bad. A woman using a man for sex when he has feelings for her she doesn't share: Fine.

OK. Just checking.

Naked Sunday		2012-07-30 08:07:34 AM

Unhip1: My ex-wife was an orgasm addict. She seemed to think it was my duty (rain or shine, sick or not) to get her off daily She'd literally throw a "you don't love me" fit, then have a seizure (she was epileptic).

My gf after claimed to be a BAC and that there'd be no pre-marital sex. She kept to that for just two dates, then jumped my bones thereafter, and also, thought it was my duty to get her off every night. If I didn't there was hell to pay.

My last gf also became addicted to blowing me and having sex.

Is it me, or are women bigger horndogs than men?

I'm failing to see a problem here...

Jamieboy		2012-07-30 08:20:18 AM

But what he does have is a very large manhood.

Dose that mean he has a big dick or a big ego?

Yes, I know what it means. I just don't believe anyone anywhere would use that particular phrase to describe the size of a penis. The only other time I've seen it used was when some male hustler who claimed to have bedded Scott Peterson said "his manhood was small".

Ginsbergs Ink		2012-07-30 09:03:19 AM

Ive told my boyfriend that I was using him for just sex. He said he didn't want to be looked at as a piece of meat. I told him I was looking at him like he was Kobe steak. He wasn't amused.

indylaw		2012-07-30 09:04:43 AM

WUTDOO?

airsupport		2012-07-30 09:35:28 AM

And I said what about
Breakfast at Tiffany's
She said I think I remember the film
And I said I thought we both kinda liked it
And she said well that's one thing we got

Then I said why do you
Have to be a biatch and
She said you're just too
Clingy for me
And I said just because
You're a cold frigid coont doesn't
Mean there's anything wrong with me

And she said There you go
Clinging like Saran Wrap
And I said Why are you
So distant and cold and
She said Why don't you
Grow a pair of testicles
And I said why don't
You grow a heart

And she said Cody, this is pointless
We have the same argument
Time after time
And I said no we don't
And my name is William
Who the fark is Cody
You're cheating on me!

And she said it was just
A one time indiscretion
It meant nothing, it was just sex
And I said biatch you've
Gone and betrayed me
How could you treat me
With such disregard?

And now she doesn't say
Much about anything
From her shallow grave in
The back of my yard.

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2012-07-30 10:22:07 AM

Pichu0102: You fix the cable?

Don't be fatuous.

neutronstar		2012-07-30 10:58:06 AM

You can also spot the virgins and the undersexed posters in these types of threads. They are the ones spouting off "I don't see a problem." and "You're doing it right".

The fact is being used for sex seems all well and good until you are actually in that situation. Men have emotional needs to, and being strung along thinking you are in a loving relationship with someone only to find out they don't like you at all is deeply hurtful. Being used for your cock can be something to brag about to your friends, but after a while it just gets frustrating when you cant find someone to love you for who you are.

But I suppose I shouldn't expect that level of maturity or empathy from Fark.

/rant

b3x		2012-07-30 11:05:42 AM

Ginsbergs Ink: Ive told my boyfriend that I was using him for just sex. He said he didn't want to be looked at as a piece of meat. I told him I was looking at him like he was Kobe steak. He wasn't amused.

your boyfriend may have been born a woman.

ristst		2012-07-30 12:24:14 PM

What to do?

1- Leave him and proclaim this loudly to all your friends who "think you are a disgrace".

2- Keep a spreadsheet to track how long it takes all your so-called "friends" to go for ride themselves.

soj4life		2012-07-30 03:29:34 PM

Considering that the one guy from new york with the world record dick has been looking for a relationship and gets annoyed girls only want him for sex, guys are sometimes looking for something more.

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2012-07-30 04:45:06 PM

soj4life: Considering that the one guy from new york with the world record dick has been looking for a relationship and gets annoyed girls only want him for sex, guys are sometimes looking for something more.

Pie. biatch could bake him a pie now and then.

Relatively Obscure		2012-07-30 06:02:09 PM

onyxruby		2012-07-30 09:15:45 PM

Current girlfriend has told me that she is with me as a girlfriend instead of friend only for the sex. I'm actually quite fond of her. I can sympathize for the guy. We used to be friends with benefits.

I'm 37 and divorced. I would rather have a relationship with someone I'm compatible with. Bragging rights lost their value somewhere in my 20's.

Ihaveanevilparrot		2012-07-31 05:37:18 AM

Well since he apparently is interested in marriage and is not aware they're just fark buddies, the answer shoulda been "If you're ok with being a lying slut and a terrible person keep doing it. If you're not be honest with him."

Ihaveanevilparrot		2012-07-31 05:45:24 AM

God-is-a-Taco: As taboo as it is to admit, men also have emotions.

But this is fark, where men are only ever interested in sex, and can't connect with women for anything more.

Hopefully these guys don't complain when some woman lies and farks them over, since they're helping to spread the idea that guys are emotionless sex fiends.

Ah, no. They'll come on here complaining how their ex-wife/girlfriend is a lying cheating manipulative biatch, and therefore all women must be. :p

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