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2012-07-29 01:34:43 PM  
Your boyfriend, of course.
 
2012-07-29 01:41:07 PM  
I used to get used in the same ways back in the day.

/not really
//dur
 
2012-07-29 01:44:11 PM  
Start charging?
 
2012-07-29 01:52:04 PM  
Oh, fark, that sounds like my girlfriend!
 
2012-07-29 02:02:52 PM  
Aw, sweetie...he's not your boyfriend.
 
2012-07-29 02:51:40 PM  

kxs401: Aw, sweetie...he's not your boyfriend.


There it is.

www.luminomagazine.com
 
2012-07-29 03:53:30 PM  
DEAR JANE: I'm going out with a bloke for all the wrong reasons.

He doesn't make me laugh and we have absolutely nothing in common.



Then Jane said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"
 
2012-07-29 04:08:00 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: DEAR JANE: I'm going out with a bloke for all the wrong reasons.

He doesn't make me laugh and we have absolutely nothing in common.


Then Jane said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"


I think I remember the film, as I recall we both kind of liked it.
 
2012-07-29 04:18:58 PM  
"But he won't be impressed. Who likes to hear that they're being used?"

I'm sure he'll be happy with it. "So you only want me for sex and you don't care if I'm with women? Score!"
 
2012-07-29 04:20:00 PM  

EvilEgg: I think I remember the film, as I recall we both kind of liked it.


And I say: "Well, that's the one thing you've got."
 
2012-07-29 04:23:03 PM  
biatch, I don't think he minds.
 
2012-07-29 04:24:29 PM  
Stupid people problems
 
2012-07-29 04:24:40 PM  
Don't do anything. You are perfect just as you are!
 
2012-07-29 04:24:59 PM  
We don't know anything of the boyfriend's opinion of this state of affairs, but if the two of them enjoy this arrangement, then I see nothing wrong with it.

Her friends who are criticizing her are just jealous.
 
2012-07-29 04:25:01 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: biatch, I don't think he minds.


Actually, I think it's nice that she can at least acknowledge her feelings and is trying to figure a way to make it work without being a huge biatch.
 
2012-07-29 04:25:36 PM  
Dammit. I told her not to write into the gossip column about this.
 
2012-07-29 04:26:41 PM  
Dear Jane: "I only see my boyfriend for sex. What am I going to do?"
 
2012-07-29 04:26:56 PM  
Sounds like she's doin' it right.
 
2012-07-29 04:27:40 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Then Jane said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"


Goddamnit, TMLO.
 
2012-07-29 04:28:30 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: biatch, I don't think he minds.


geekbikerskum: We don't know anything of the boyfriend's opinion of this state of affairs, but if the two of them enjoy this arrangement, then I see nothing wrong with it.


Nah, it said the dude's mentioned getting engaged. I'd think he's more into her than she's into the non-sex parts of him.
 
2012-07-29 04:28:59 PM  
Dear Jane: "I only see my boyfriend for after I've had sex with other guys. What am I going to do?"

FTFM
 
2012-07-29 04:29:42 PM  
Bring a friend?
 
2012-07-29 04:32:02 PM  
eye wateringly big??

c'mon. Give some more dimension to that description. Maybe she is used to small and his ballpark seems oversized... Is it like a proper kielbasa? Reminiscent of a small coke bottle? Is there a comparison to be made between a genoa salami and this dude?

inquiring minds...
 
2012-07-29 04:32:13 PM  
"Bless her heart"
 
2012-07-29 04:33:30 PM  

BrotherJew: kxs401: Aw, sweetie...he's not your boyfriend.

There it is.

[www.luminomagazine.com image 300x320]


I love this meme. I used this just the other day one someone.
 
2012-07-29 04:33:44 PM  
See that is the difference between males and women. If a man wrote in about his girlfriend using him for sex, he be called "the luckiest guy in the world."
 
2012-07-29 04:33:48 PM  
Been there, done that and the dude didn't mind at all.

Only problem is sometimes that triggers the "chase mechanism" in some men and they start hunting you as if you're just "playing hard to get" :/
 
2012-07-29 04:34:10 PM  
FTA: "I cringe when he tells me he has "feelings" and I'm lovely because I'm really not." Is this a UK expression, a bad auto-correct or an indication of non-native speaking shenanigans?
 
2012-07-29 04:35:06 PM  
rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-07-29 04:35:31 PM  
Ladies and gentleman, the worlds only honest woman!

/cue applause sign
 
2012-07-29 04:35:37 PM  
You know, they make dildos.
 
2012-07-29 04:36:05 PM  

RadioAaron: Goddamnit, TMLO.


I *had* to.


MemoryInMotion: FTA: "I cringe when he tells me he has "feelings" and I'm lovely because I'm really not." Is this a UK expression, a bad auto-correct or an indication of non-native speaking shenanigans?


I just assume this has something to do with Bob being someone's uncle.
 
2012-07-29 04:38:28 PM  

sweater_pups: eye wateringly big??


It's not usually a good thing if your girl's eyes water when you take it out. Take a shower dude.
 
2012-07-29 04:39:26 PM  

FreakinB: Nah, it said the dude's mentioned getting engaged. I'd think he's more into her than she's into the non-sex parts of him.


*re-reads* Yeah, you're right. That's not good then. :-( Especially if she won't talk to him about that, and keeps leading him into thinking she maybe possibly might be interested in the non-sexual parts of the relationship.

As many farkers have commented, this is a reversal of the usual gender roles.
 
2012-07-29 04:41:51 PM  
Stock photo fail. I bet a dude wrote this.
 
2012-07-29 04:42:25 PM  
They call him my human sex toy, they can't stand him because they say he's thick and boring and that I've sold out.

Giggity
 
2012-07-29 04:43:10 PM  
Reading this thread while watching women's beach volleyball is not helping matters here at the home office...
 
2012-07-29 04:44:27 PM  

NateAsbestos: StupidSMART people problems

 
2012-07-29 04:45:17 PM  
I got 99 problems but this biatch ain't one.
 
2012-07-29 04:46:16 PM  
I'm a well-hung FWB so I'm getting a kick out of these replies
 
2012-07-29 04:46:35 PM  
F*ck Jane.
She's said some unkind, and untrue things about my friend, Sergio.
He never treated her like a ragdoll.
She hid his his television, then claimed she owed him nothing.

/Wig loosing biatch
 
2012-07-29 04:48:23 PM  

sweater_pups: eye wateringly big??



Are you even sure that's water?
 
2012-07-29 04:48:48 PM  
Who likes to hear that they're being used?

If I heard my sexual prowess was of some use to a whore I think I'd be rather proud of myself. Even if it was something I had no control of.
 
2012-07-29 04:49:39 PM  
Dear Jane: Our "president" has hired Penn State's president for a "top secret security job." What are we going to do?

Link

At least he'll feel right at home.
 
2012-07-29 04:51:20 PM  
I can't shake the notion that this letter was written by a 47 year old bald Lebanese man selling penis enlargement pills.
 
2012-07-29 04:52:56 PM  

Sczi: I can't shake the notion that this letter was written by a 47 year old bald Lebanese man selling penis enlargement pills.


Ditto.
 
2012-07-29 04:52:59 PM  
I love my f*ck friend.

/ I don't like her.
 
2012-07-29 04:54:20 PM  
Jane says I'm done with Sergio
 
2012-07-29 04:54:57 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: DEAR JANE: I'm going out with a bloke for all the wrong reasons.

He doesn't make me laugh and we have absolutely nothing in common.


Then Jane said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"


*Crumples soda can and boinks it off TMLO's pointed noggin.
 
2012-07-29 04:57:39 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: RadioAaron: Goddamnit, TMLO.

I *had* to.


MemoryInMotion: FTA: "I cringe when he tells me he has "feelings" and I'm lovely because I'm really not." Is this a UK expression, a bad auto-correct or an indication of non-native speaking shenanigans?

I just assume this has something to do with Bob being someone's uncle.


Whoah, those last three words change everything. Now I'm wondering if she's realy using him for sex, or if she just hates herself to the point that she thinks she's unlovable.

Hmmm...
 
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