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girljen		2012-07-29 01:34:43 PM

Your boyfriend, of course.

BrotherJew		2012-07-29 01:41:07 PM

I used to get used in the same ways back in the day.

/not really
//dur

Benevolent Misanthrope		2012-07-29 01:44:11 PM

Start charging?

vygramul		2012-07-29 01:52:04 PM

Oh, fark, that sounds like my girlfriend!

kxs401		2012-07-29 02:02:52 PM

Aw, sweetie...he's not your boyfriend.

BrotherJew		2012-07-29 02:51:40 PM

kxs401: Aw, sweetie...he's not your boyfriend.

There it is.

www.luminomagazine.com

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-07-29 03:53:30 PM

DEAR JANE: I'm going out with a bloke for all the wrong reasons.

He doesn't make me laugh and we have absolutely nothing in common.

Then Jane said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"

EvilEgg		2012-07-29 04:08:00 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: DEAR JANE: I'm going out with a bloke for all the wrong reasons.

He doesn't make me laugh and we have absolutely nothing in common.

Then Jane said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"

I think I remember the film, as I recall we both kind of liked it.

Makh		2012-07-29 04:18:58 PM

"But he won't be impressed. Who likes to hear that they're being used?"

I'm sure he'll be happy with it. "So you only want me for sex and you don't care if I'm with women? Score!"

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-07-29 04:20:00 PM

EvilEgg: I think I remember the film, as I recall we both kind of liked it.

And I say: "Well, that's the one thing you've got."

Satanic_Hamster		2012-07-29 04:23:03 PM

biatch, I don't think he minds.

NateAsbestos		2012-07-29 04:24:29 PM

Stupid people problems

muzzrphochr		2012-07-29 04:24:40 PM

Don't do anything. You are perfect just as you are!

geekbikerskum		2012-07-29 04:24:59 PM

We don't know anything of the boyfriend's opinion of this state of affairs, but if the two of them enjoy this arrangement, then I see nothing wrong with it.

Her friends who are criticizing her are just jealous.

PonceAlyosha		2012-07-29 04:25:01 PM

Satanic_Hamster: biatch, I don't think he minds.

Actually, I think it's nice that she can at least acknowledge her feelings and is trying to figure a way to make it work without being a huge biatch.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-07-29 04:25:36 PM

Dammit. I told her not to write into the gossip column about this.

RadioAaron		2012-07-29 04:26:41 PM

Dear Jane: "I only see my boyfriend for sex. What ~~am I going to~~ do?"

Nina Haagen Dazs		2012-07-29 04:26:56 PM

Sounds like she's doin' it right.

RadioAaron		2012-07-29 04:27:40 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Then Jane said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"

Goddamnit, TMLO.

FreakinB		2012-07-29 04:28:30 PM

Satanic_Hamster: biatch, I don't think he minds.

geekbikerskum: We don't know anything of the boyfriend's opinion of this state of affairs, but if the two of them enjoy this arrangement, then I see nothing wrong with it.

Nah, it said the dude's mentioned getting engaged. I'd think he's more into her than she's into the non-sex parts of him.

T-Servo		2012-07-29 04:28:59 PM

Dear Jane: "I only see my boyfriend ~~for~~ after I've had sex with other guys. What am I going to do?"

FTFM

odinsposse		2012-07-29 04:29:42 PM

Bring a friend?

sweater_pups		2012-07-29 04:32:02 PM

eye wateringly big??

c'mon. Give some more dimension to that description. Maybe she is used to small and his ballpark seems oversized... Is it like a proper kielbasa? Reminiscent of a small coke bottle? Is there a comparison to be made between a genoa salami and this dude?

inquiring minds...

bmr68		2012-07-29 04:32:13 PM

"Bless her heart"

austin_millbarge		2012-07-29 04:33:30 PM

BrotherJew: kxs401: Aw, sweetie...he's not your boyfriend.

There it is.

[www.luminomagazine.com image 300x320]

I love this meme. I used this just the other day one someone.

limeyfellow		2012-07-29 04:33:44 PM

See that is the difference between males and women. If a man wrote in about his girlfriend using him for sex, he be called "the luckiest guy in the world."

DWitchiewoman		2012-07-29 04:33:48 PM

Been there, done that and the dude didn't mind at all.

Only problem is sometimes that triggers the "chase mechanism" in some men and they start hunting you as if you're just "playing hard to get" :/

MemoryInMotion		2012-07-29 04:34:10 PM

FTA: "I cringe when he tells me he has "feelings" and I'm lovely because I'm really not." Is this a UK expression, a bad auto-correct or an indication of non-native speaking shenanigans?

crab66		2012-07-29 04:35:06 PM

thnksqrd		2012-07-29 04:35:31 PM

Ladies and gentleman, the worlds only honest woman!

/cue applause sign

Sim Tree		2012-07-29 04:35:37 PM

You know, they make dildos.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-07-29 04:36:05 PM

RadioAaron: Goddamnit, TMLO.

_{I *had* to.}

MemoryInMotion: FTA: "I cringe when he tells me he has "feelings" and I'm lovely because I'm really not." Is this a UK expression, a bad auto-correct or an indication of non-native speaking shenanigans?

I just assume this has something to do with Bob being someone's uncle.

Rembrant_Q_Einstein		2012-07-29 04:38:28 PM

sweater_pups: eye wateringly big??

It's not usually a good thing if your girl's eyes water when you take it out. Take a shower dude.

geekbikerskum		2012-07-29 04:39:26 PM

FreakinB: Nah, it said the dude's mentioned getting engaged. I'd think he's more into her than she's into the non-sex parts of him.

*re-reads* Yeah, you're right. That's not good then. :-( Especially if she won't talk to him about that, and keeps leading him into thinking she maybe possibly might be interested in the non-sexual parts of the relationship.

As many farkers have commented, this is a reversal of the usual gender roles.

The Green Manalishi		2012-07-29 04:41:51 PM

Stock photo fail. I bet a dude wrote this.

ArkAngel		2012-07-29 04:42:25 PM

They call him my human sex toy, they can't stand him because they say he's thick and boring and that I've sold out.

Giggity

SuperSeriousMan		2012-07-29 04:43:10 PM

Reading this thread while watching women's beach volleyball is not helping matters here at the home office...

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-07-29 04:44:27 PM

NateAsbestos: ~~Stupid~~SMART people problems

BronyMedic		2012-07-29 04:45:17 PM

I got 99 problems but this biatch ain't one.

AntonSzandorLaVey		2012-07-29 04:46:16 PM

I'm a well-hung FWB so I'm getting a kick out of these replies

Mr. Potatoass		2012-07-29 04:46:35 PM

F*ck Jane.
She's said some unkind, and untrue things about my friend, Sergio.
He never treated her like a ragdoll.
She hid his his television, then claimed she owed him nothing.

/Wig loosing biatch

Abox		2012-07-29 04:48:23 PM

sweater_pups: eye wateringly big??

Are you even sure that's water?

jaylectricity		2012-07-29 04:48:48 PM

Who likes to hear that they're being used?

If I heard my sexual prowess was of some use to a whore I think I'd be rather proud of myself. Even if it was something I had no control of.

PsiChi		2012-07-29 04:49:39 PM

Dear Jane: Our "president" has hired Penn State's president for a "top secret security job." What are we going to do?

Link

At least he'll feel right at home.

Sczi		2012-07-29 04:51:20 PM

I can't shake the notion that this letter was written by a 47 year old bald Lebanese man selling penis enlargement pills.

Kiwimann		2012-07-29 04:52:56 PM

Sczi: I can't shake the notion that this letter was written by a 47 year old bald Lebanese man selling penis enlargement pills.

Ditto.

W.C.fields forever		2012-07-29 04:52:59 PM

I love my f*ck friend.

/ I don't like her.

yopparai		2012-07-29 04:54:20 PM

Jane says I'm done with Sergio

AbbeySomeone		2012-07-29 04:54:57 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: DEAR JANE: I'm going out with a bloke for all the wrong reasons.

He doesn't make me laugh and we have absolutely nothing in common.

Then Jane said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"

*Crumples soda can and boinks it off TMLO's pointed noggin.

The Jami Turman Fan Club		2012-07-29 04:57:39 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: RadioAaron: Goddamnit, TMLO.

I *had* to.

MemoryInMotion: FTA: "I cringe when he tells me he has "feelings" and I'm lovely because I'm really not." Is this a UK expression, a bad auto-correct or an indication of non-native speaking shenanigans?

I just assume this has something to do with Bob being someone's uncle.

Whoah, those last three words change everything. Now I'm wondering if she's realy using him for sex, or if she just hates herself to the point that she thinks she's unlovable.

Hmmm...

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