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2012-07-29 11:54:57 AM
Yeah, that's one sure method of contraception! LOL!
 
2012-07-29 11:57:17 AM
Lady, do yourself a favor and punch your douche husband in the balls.
 
2012-07-29 12:15:41 PM
I swear I've seen something similar to this years ago. I don't know why this is getting attention now.
 
2012-07-29 12:19:13 PM
I was wondering when this would show up.

We really need an "ASSHOLE" tag, asinine does not cut it for this.
 
2012-07-29 12:39:21 PM
Yeah that didn't feel like a faked scream at all.
 
2012-07-29 12:43:24 PM
Boring csb alert:

We did something kind of similar during a road trip back in college. Passenger was sound asleep & driver pulled into a rest area to take a break/stretch a bit. Passenger didn't wake up even with the car stopping & everyone getting out/slamming the car doors. Worried about our friend being so deeply asleep we had the driver get back in & scream in alarm as I dove onto/across the hood.

The end result turned out good too as after the passenger got done chasing us around the parking lot he offered to drive the rest of the night because, as he admitted, he was wide awake then.

/you were warned about it being boring beforehand.....
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-07-29 12:51:16 PM
Yeah, nothing screams safety like videotaping yourself driving with two kids in the backseat.

fark you douchebag.
 
2012-07-29 12:58:20 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Yeah, that's one sure method of contraception! LOL!


THIS. she won't be touching his penis for a while.
 
2012-07-29 01:09:22 PM
www.dreselin.com

Unimpressed.
 
2012-07-29 01:28:17 PM
I thought today was don't be a dick day.
 
2012-07-29 01:37:27 PM

Chafed Willi: Unimpressed.


Today I learned that more than two people have seen Out Cold.
 
2012-07-29 02:36:53 PM
Exhibit A in the divorce trial.
 
2012-07-29 02:37:08 PM
If my boyfriend did something like to me, the next time he and I had carnal relations, he'd be old enough to collect social security. Not only is that not funny, it could have potentially been deadly had she grabbed the wheel, thinking she was jerking the car away from the on-coming semi. I wonder how funny the dad would have found it, had their car flipped over the median or something, killing their children in the backseat.
 
2012-07-29 02:46:36 PM
WTF?

Now FARK consists of recycled posts from FARK?

Did we just get a new bunch of admins or what?


Should I resubmit the video of Bush claiming to be the decider?
 
2012-07-29 02:49:54 PM

MBK: Yeah, nothing screams safety like videotaping yourself driving with two kids in the backseat.

fark you douchebag.


absolutely this
 
2012-07-29 02:50:37 PM

Coco LaFemme: If my boyfriend did something like to me, the next time he and I had carnal relations, he'd be old enough to collect social security. Not only is that not funny, it could have potentially been deadly had she grabbed the wheel, thinking she was jerking the car away from the on-coming semi. I wonder how funny the dad would have found it, had their car flipped over the median or something, killing their children in the backseat.


You seem like fun.
 
2012-07-29 02:53:07 PM

sprgrss: MBK: Yeah, nothing screams safety like videotaping yourself driving with two kids in the backseat.

fark you douchebag.

absolutely this


That. Guy doesn't deserve procreation rights.
 
2012-07-29 02:54:59 PM

Coco LaFemme: If my boyfriend did something like to me, the next time he and I had carnal relations, he'd be old enough to collect social security. Not only is that not funny, it could have potentially been deadly had she grabbed the wheel, thinking she was jerking the car away from the on-coming semi. I wonder how funny the dad would have found it, had their car flipped over the median or something, killing their children in the backseat.


Maybe that was the plan.
 
2012-07-29 02:55:31 PM

kronicfeld: Chafed Willi: Unimpressed.

Today I learned that more than two people have seen Out Cold.


Add another one for me.
 
2012-07-29 03:04:28 PM
Isn't this the oldest video on the internet?
 
2012-07-29 03:06:35 PM
Wow, of all the video submissions in the past 12 hours - two of which were mine including the spinning squirrel from LiveLeak - we pick up this one after it's surfaced and run around the entire Internet in more than a week.
 
2012-07-29 03:16:08 PM

Recoil Therapy
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Boring csb alert:

We did something kind of similar during a road trip back in college. Passenger was sound asleep & driver pulled into a rest area to take a break/stretch a bit. Passenger didn't wake up even with the car stopping & everyone getting out/slamming the car doors. Worried about our friend being so deeply asleep we had the driver get back in & scream in alarm as I dove onto/across the hood.

The end result turned out good too as after the passenger got done chasing us around the parking lot he offered to drive the rest of the night because, as he admitted, he was wide awake then.

/you were warned about it being boring beforehand.....


*shrugs* I wasn't bored.

I thought it was the best post of the thread so far :)
 
2012-07-29 03:17:00 PM

SnarfVader: I swear I've seen something similar to this years ago. I don't know why this is getting attention now.


Not similar. Exactly this. Because you did. It's been floating around the net for several years. I've seen it here on Fark before, too, although not recently.
 
2012-07-29 03:31:50 PM
Sorry I'm late-- is this the thread where everyone masturbates to the fact that something they've seen before was greenlit?
 
2012-07-29 03:36:08 PM

Fiction Fan: Wow, of all the video submissions in the past 12 hours - two of which were mine including the spinning squirrel from LiveLeak - we pick up this one after it's surfaced and run around the entire Internet in more than a week.


Whar spinning squirrel video whar?
 
2012-07-29 03:37:50 PM

SnarfVader: I swear I've seen something similar to this years ago. I don't know why this is getting attention now.


No one should be allowed to be amused today by anything similar to what you saw in the past?

Douche.
 
2012-07-29 03:38:33 PM
Had a similar thing happen to me. Scared the bejesus out of me at the time. Unlike some people getting their panties in a twist in this thread, I found it funny.
 
2012-07-29 03:38:46 PM

Coco LaFemme: If my boyfriend did something like to me, the next time he and I had carnal relations, he'd be old enough to collect social security. Not only is that not funny, it could have potentially been deadly had she grabbed the wheel, thinking she was jerking the car away from the on-coming semi. I wonder how funny the dad would have found it, had their car flipped over the median or something, killing their children in the backseat.


Either a masterful troll, or an insufferable coont.
 
2012-07-29 03:40:05 PM

Wise_Guy: Sorry I'm late-- is this the thread where everyone masturbates to the fact that something they've seen before was greenlit?


Yes, it is. That's why I have zero submissions. I go to submit something, then realize that *I* have already seen it, so I change my mind and don't submit it.

Mr. Potatoass: Either a masterful troll, or an insufferable coont.


Why not both!
 
2012-07-29 03:46:24 PM

Coco LaFemme: I wonder how funny the dad would have found it, had their car flipped over the median or something, killing their children in the backseat.


That'd be comedy gold.
 
2012-07-29 03:51:05 PM

Smackledorfer: SnarfVader: I swear I've seen something similar to this years ago. I don't know why this is getting attention now.

No one should be allowed to be amused today by anything similar to what you saw in the past?

Douche.


I didn't say that, but I will say you can EABOD for putting words in my mouth.
 
2012-07-29 03:56:00 PM

MooseUpNorth: SnarfVader: I swear I've seen something similar to this years ago. I don't know why this is getting attention now.

Not similar. Exactly this. Because you did. It's been floating around the net for several years. I've seen it here on Fark before, too, although not recently.


Thanks. I thought I did. I actually saw some media outlet interviewing the couple last week so I didn't know if it was a different video.
 
2012-07-29 04:00:07 PM
I imagine this is the original most of you are thinking of. It's the one I was thinking of, at least.
 
2012-07-29 04:01:56 PM

GAT_00: Coco LaFemme: If my boyfriend did something like to me, the next time he and I had carnal relations, he'd be old enough to collect social security. Not only is that not funny, it could have potentially been deadly had she grabbed the wheel, thinking she was jerking the car away from the on-coming semi. I wonder how funny the dad would have found it, had their car flipped over the median or something, killing their children in the backseat.

You seem like fun.


Oh, I'm a barrel of laughs. I'm glad you seem to equate not finding one particular thing funny with finding absolutely nothing funny. It's interesting how you chose to make that leap in logic.

Mr. Potatoass: Coco LaFemme: If my boyfriend did something like to me, the next time he and I had carnal relations, he'd be old enough to collect social security. Not only is that not funny, it could have potentially been deadly had she grabbed the wheel, thinking she was jerking the car away from the on-coming semi. I wonder how funny the dad would have found it, had their car flipped over the median or something, killing their children in the backseat.

Either a masterful troll, or an insufferable coont.


Neither, but thanks for playing. What's interesting is that several other people who posted before me (and afterward) expressed a similar opinion; that the guy was a moron/douchebag/idiot for doing this...yet for some inexplicable reason, I'm the troll/coont/word of choice. Truly baffling.
 
2012-07-29 04:20:40 PM

Smallberries: WTF?

Now FARK consists of recycled posts from FARK?

Did we just get a new bunch of admins or what?


Should I resubmit the video of Bush claiming to be the decider?


I bet you're a blast as parties.

wxboy: I imagine this is the original most of you are thinking of. It's the one I was thinking of, at least.


IIRC, even older than that one. I believe it was on "America's Funniest Home Videos" where I saw this gag being pulled the first time. The one with Bob Saget as host, so quite a few years ago. Still, it's a timeless classic.
 
2012-07-29 04:30:24 PM

Coco LaFemme: If my boyfriend did something like to me, the next time he and I had carnal relations, he'd be old enough to collect social security. Not only is that not funny, it could have potentially been deadly had she grabbed the wheel, thinking she was jerking the car away from the on-coming semi. I wonder how funny the dad would have found it, had their car flipped over the median or something, killing their children in the backseat.


2/10

My heart goes out to your poor, poor boyfriend. The hell he must live through on a daily basis...
 
2012-07-29 04:44:32 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Coco LaFemme: If my boyfriend did something like to me, the next time he and I had carnal relations, he'd be old enough to collect social security. Not only is that not funny, it could have potentially been deadly had she grabbed the wheel, thinking she was jerking the car away from the on-coming semi. I wonder how funny the dad would have found it, had their car flipped over the median or something, killing their children in the backseat.

Either a masterful troll, or an insufferable coont.


You're so totally right. Only a troll or an insufferable coont would point out that what this guy did was stupid, dangerous, and douchebaggeryn. /sarcasm

The douche in this video reminds me of a friend's (now-ex) husband who thought it was the best April Fool's day "prank" ever to call her at work and tell her that their dog had gotten out of the yard an subsequently killed by a car. People who think shiat like this is funny really should sterilize themselves before they breed. The species will definitely be better off that way.
 
2012-07-29 05:00:24 PM

SnarfVader: Smackledorfer: SnarfVader: I swear I've seen something similar to this years ago. I don't know why this is getting attention now.

No one should be allowed to be amused today by anything similar to what you saw in the past?

Douche.

I didn't say that, but I will say you can EABOD for putting words in my mouth.


Sorry, I meant, nobody should be giving attention to things similar to things you've seen without justifying why they are giving it attention.

Either way it's all about you. Meh.
 
2012-07-29 05:18:55 PM

Smackledorfer: SnarfVader: Smackledorfer: SnarfVader: I swear I've seen something similar to this years ago. I don't know why this is getting attention now.

No one should be allowed to be amused today by anything similar to what you saw in the past?

Douche.

I didn't say that, but I will say you can EABOD for putting words in my mouth.

Sorry, I meant, nobody should be giving attention to things similar to things you've seen without justifying why they are giving it attention.

Either way it's all about you. Meh.


lol.
*ahenh* Carry on
 
2012-07-29 06:20:48 PM

Coco LaFemme: GAT_00: Coco LaFemme: If my boyfriend did something like to me, the next time he and I had carnal relations, he'd be old enough to collect social security. Not only is that not funny, it could have potentially been deadly had she grabbed the wheel, thinking she was jerking the car away from the on-coming semi. I wonder how funny the dad would have found it, had their car flipped over the median or something, killing their children in the backseat.

You seem like fun.

Oh, I'm a barrel of laughs. I'm glad you seem to equate not finding one particular thing funny with finding absolutely nothing funny. It's interesting how you chose to make that leap in logic.

Mr. Potatoass: Coco LaFemme: If my boyfriend did something like to me, the next time he and I had carnal relations, he'd be old enough to collect social security. Not only is that not funny, it could have potentially been deadly had she grabbed the wheel, thinking she was jerking the car away from the on-coming semi. I wonder how funny the dad would have found it, had their car flipped over the median or something, killing their children in the backseat.

Either a masterful troll, or an insufferable coont.

Neither, but thanks for playing. What's interesting is that several other people who posted before me (and afterward) expressed a similar opinion; that the guy was a moron/douchebag/idiot for doing this...yet for some inexplicable reason, I'm the troll/coont/word of choice. Truly baffling.


You're the only one that advocated withholding sex, because you didn't care for a practical joke.
Manipulate much?
 
2012-07-29 06:34:06 PM
Junkpunch, repeatedly for ten minutes, then divorce papers.
 
2012-07-29 07:10:58 PM
Honey, wake up. Aaaaarrrrghh. Oh sorry, you din't realize I had there was a brown recluse sitting on your balls?

Lol.
 
2012-07-29 07:12:57 PM

wxboy: I imagine this is the original most of you are thinking of. It's the one I was thinking of, at least.


Nah, I saw the one with the white truck. Never saw yours before.
 
2012-07-29 07:17:46 PM
Ceiling Moran
Junkpunch

I will forever remember that word.

And you owe me a keyboard....
 
2012-07-29 08:00:42 PM
content9.flixster.com
 
2012-07-29 08:40:30 PM
Tee, I think I saw that video before on some sort of news aggregate website.....hmmmmm....what was it...
 
2012-07-29 10:00:01 PM

Smackledorfer: SnarfVader: Smackledorfer: SnarfVader: I swear I've seen something similar to this years ago. I don't know why this is getting attention now.

No one should be allowed to be amused today by anything similar to what you saw in the past?

Douche.

I didn't say that, but I will say you can EABOD for putting words in my mouth.

Sorry, I meant, nobody should be giving attention to things similar to things you've seen without justifying why they are giving it attention.

Either way it's all about you. Meh.


Oh. I get it now. You're this guy:

i212.photobucket.com

It's new to you, dammit! Sorry. Next time I'll put Spoiler Alert at the beginning of my posts.
 
2012-07-29 10:09:59 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Coco LaFemme: GAT_00: Coco LaFemme: If my boyfriend did something like to me, the next time he and I had carnal relations, he'd be old enough to collect social security. Not only is that not funny, it could have potentially been deadly had she grabbed the wheel, thinking she was jerking the car away from the on-coming semi. I wonder how funny the dad would have found it, had their car flipped over the median or something, killing their children in the backseat.

You seem like fun.

Oh, I'm a barrel of laughs. I'm glad you seem to equate not finding one particular thing funny with finding absolutely nothing funny. It's interesting how you chose to make that leap in logic.

Mr. Potatoass: Coco LaFemme: If my boyfriend did something like to me, the next time he and I had carnal relations, he'd be old enough to collect social security. Not only is that not funny, it could have potentially been deadly had she grabbed the wheel, thinking she was jerking the car away from the on-coming semi. I wonder how funny the dad would have found it, had their car flipped over the median or something, killing their children in the backseat.

Either a masterful troll, or an insufferable coont.

Neither, but thanks for playing. What's interesting is that several other people who posted before me (and afterward) expressed a similar opinion; that the guy was a moron/douchebag/idiot for doing this...yet for some inexplicable reason, I'm the troll/coont/word of choice. Truly baffling.

You're the only one that advocated withholding sex, because you didn't care for a practical joke.
Manipulate much?


It goes with her "marketing" credentials. She's just doing what comes naturally.
 
2012-07-29 11:10:18 PM

Recoil Therapy: Boring csb alert:

We did something kind of similar during a road trip back in college. Passenger was sound asleep & driver pulled into a rest area to take a break/stretch a bit. Passenger didn't wake up even with the car stopping & everyone getting out/slamming the car doors. Worried about our friend being so deeply asleep we had the driver get back in & scream in alarm as I dove onto/across the hood.

The end result turned out good too as after the passenger got done chasing us around the parking lot he offered to drive the rest of the night because, as he admitted, he was wide awake then.

/you were warned about it being boring beforehand.....


What are you talking about, man, that was farking funny.

/unlike this fake-looking video
 
2012-07-29 11:12:41 PM

Coco LaFemme: If my boyfriend did something like to me, the next time he and I had carnal relations, he'd be old enough to collect social security. Not only is that not funny, it could have potentially been deadly had she grabbed the wheel, thinking she was jerking the car away from the on-coming semi. I wonder how funny the dad would have found it, had their car flipped over the median or something, killing their children in the backseat.


you sound like my gf

think she will forgive me if i cooked for her though
 
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