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		It's Wil Wheaton's birthday today, for which he has created "Don't Be A Dick Day" (dontbeadickday.com)		208
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floorpie		2012-07-29 03:49:52 PM

Happy Dickless Wonder Day, Wil! Hope you enjoy some cake.

AssAsInAssassin		2012-07-29 03:52:36 PM

Whappy birthday, Whil Wheaton.

NeoCortex42		2012-07-29 03:59:29 PM

Kazahmish: NeoCortex42: reillan: NeoCortex42: [www.trollandtoad.com image 386x550]

I once handed him a Star Trek CCG card to sign, and it wasn't that one - but he thought it was really cool that it *wasn't* that one, because he said that everyone else always brought that one for him to sign. :)

I could only imagine. I know if I had the chance, that's the card I'd bring with me. I think I might even have one of them in a box somewhere.

I still think it's pretty cool that the official card game actually approved it as a card. Showed whoever was in charge at least had a sense of humor about the show.

This is a real card? was it an expansion card? I have the silver border collectors tin and I can't remember seeing that one..

Yep, it's from the "Q-Continuum" expansion set.

EdgeRunner		2012-07-29 04:05:50 PM

Wil's mouth is full of birthday cake, so no dicks today. Tomorrow it's back to dicks as usual.

/that's an interesting b-day request. NTTAWWT

illannoyin		2012-07-29 04:11:26 PM

I had no idea it was his birthday and just happened to be watching the episode where he's made an acting ensign.

Happy birthday Hwil Hwheaton!

/In your honor I will be looking at Troi/Crusher/Yar pron the rest of the day

craxyd		2012-07-29 04:12:13 PM

I'm offended

casey17		2012-07-29 04:16:26 PM

digitalrain: casey17: Happy Birthday Wil! Here's your cake!

[i66.photobucket.com image 400x300]

Oh. my. god. That is so AWESOME! (squeeeeeee!)

/ seriously, where can I get one of those?

20-sided die cake

jayphat		2012-07-29 04:18:11 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [i210.photobucket.com image 286x599]

Happy birthday, Wil!

Get back to the set of Leverage SOON!

eureka.maxupdates.tv

"Get away from my lady...."

Mister Pleco		2012-07-29 04:23:04 PM

EdgeRunner: Wil's mouth is full of birthday cake, so no dicks today. Tomorrow it's back to dicks as usual.

/that's an interesting b-day request. NTTAWWT

Does that mean he'll be in St. Louis?

/you gotta' grab it, grab it, grab it....

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-07-29 04:23:18 PM

jayphat: eureka.maxupdates.tv
"Get away from my lady...."

*snert*

Bathia_Mapes		2012-07-29 04:47:17 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WIL

And welcome to the Big 4-OH!

diaphoresis		2012-07-29 05:03:38 PM

griffer: Who tries to make their birthday into a national holiday?

What a dick.

Dammit... came here to say exactly this.

apachevoyeur		2012-07-29 05:19:10 PM

Wil Wheaton is a spotlight seeking asshole. Met him at SXSW. Total douchebag.

thelordofcheese		2012-07-29 05:22:09 PM

vrax		2012-07-29 05:22:53 PM

Happy Birthday, Wil! Thanks for making Eureka suck so bad that they had to cancel it!

Oh...umm...It's "Don't Be A Dick Day"?

Oops!

/Loved Eureka and everyone on it.
//Even Wil.

apachevoyeur		2012-07-29 05:24:21 PM

RIP Wil Wheaton

diaphoresis		2012-07-29 05:32:18 PM

apachevoyeur: [www.mediaite.com image 330x230]

RIP Wil Wheaton

Rachel MadCow....

*snert*

Jackal_N		2012-07-29 05:36:08 PM

Rama and her twin say,
"Happy Birthday, Wil!
We're 6 years old today, and we're getting real salmon for dessert.
Hope you're getting what you want for your birthday too!"

_{BTW, we think someone stole your howtonotbeadick graphic.
Not mentioning any names tho, we want that salmon on time.}

illannoyin		2012-07-29 05:36:36 PM

Happy Birthday Wesley!

NSFW Link

StrikitRich		2012-07-29 05:44:42 PM

apachevoyeur: [www.mediaite.com image 330x230]

RIP Wil Wheaton

Why the picture of Topher Grace?

fusillade762		2012-07-29 05:59:33 PM

So I'm free to be a dick the rest of the year?

neomunk		2012-07-29 06:21:10 PM

And my birthday, yesterday, I have declared to be "Don't Put Your Dick in That Day".

My day might not have celebrity endorsements, but if you've every had a psychostalker ex-girlfriend (or, *shudder*, ex-wife), you know that the message is worth spreading around.

/always check for warts, lesions and crazy

unchellmatt		2012-07-29 06:23:28 PM

Alonjar: dick

I'm not sure which Fark you're talking about, but that's the kind of reply you've always seen on Fark.

Let me guess, you meant Digg, and you're still pissed off the site went away. It's OK. You'll get over it.

grokca		2012-07-29 06:45:29 PM

apachevoyeur: Wil Wheaton is a spotlight seeking asshole. Met him at SXSW. Total douchebag.

Awwww did he insult your meemaw?

Cat F Cat F		2012-07-29 06:58:47 PM

illannoyin: Happy Birthday Wesley!

NSFW Link

WOW! That, is fantastic. I was hoping for the gif of Worf giving him the goo

DarkTrance		2012-07-29 07:10:04 PM

Never cleaning them out!

nmathew01		2012-07-29 07:15:50 PM

Hi WIl, I'm going to keep up tradition. fark off. Try following your own advice.

Thanks for the Meme-ries		2012-07-29 07:17:33 PM

Hah.....ppy..... birth..... day..... Mr....... Cruh..... sher...... happpy.... birth....... day...... to................ you

laivincolmo		2012-07-29 07:18:46 PM

What kind of a dick promotes a plushie doll of himself for sale? Sellout. I wish the traveler would take him away again.

Madbassist1		2012-07-29 07:53:27 PM

Wow...Wil might be a dick, but he's got nothing on the farkers who are obviously butthurt over him leaving FARK because...well why put up with you asses, anyway?

Inconceivable!		2012-07-29 08:02:11 PM

He looks so happy!

www.comicbooked.com

Fear the Clam		2012-07-29 08:43:14 PM

Fade2black: Wait, didn't Wil get all butthurt about something a year or so ago and now doesn't even stop by anymore? Why bother?

Because maybe he'll pay attention to you and want to be your best friend and hang out. So keep on slobbering all over that WheatonDick, everyone, and make sure your email address is displayed in your profile. Because you never know if he'll decide to buddy up to you right back.

I_Am_Alive		2012-07-29 08:43:17 PM

I haven't been a dick to anyone all day
I'm thinking of being a dick
For no other reason, just to be a dick

Happy Birthday
Dick

cretinbob		2012-07-29 08:43:50 PM

Love the tag. Hope we keep it.
HB Wil!

Ed Finnerty		2012-07-29 08:57:07 PM

This is the best AMA ever!

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-07-29 09:11:58 PM

DarkTrance: [i49.tinypic.com image 360x189]

Never cleaning them out!

herpa derp derp

Bathia_Mapes		2012-07-29 09:36:17 PM

DarkTrance: [i49.tinypic.com image 360x189]

Never cleaning them out!

I haven't kept previous ones, but I'm considering keeping the upcoming system birthday greeting mainly because it will be the 6-OH for me.

Stinkyy		2012-07-29 09:44:32 PM

DarkTrance: [i49.tinypic.com image 360x189]

Never cleaning them out!

I had four years going and just last Sunday morning in a hungover haze I hit the delete button. Sad story, bro. Mod?

deanayer		2012-07-29 10:26:14 PM

Weaton - you are a jet for life !!

Cybernetic		2012-07-29 10:37:27 PM

Happy birthday, Will!

/My birthday's tomorrow.

Philbb		2012-07-29 10:54:59 PM

DarkTrance:

Never cleaning them out!

I've thought about keeping them, but that garish red is just too much for me. I think I once kept one for most of a day before I just couldn't stand it anymore.

browneye		2012-07-29 11:35:45 PM

Happy Birthday Wil Wheaton!! Even though I'm typing this about half an hour before midnight (EST).

h2oincfs		2012-07-30 12:04:35 AM

well, shiat! much too late now. can i do it tomorrow?

Novart		2012-07-30 01:43:14 AM

Who?

Novart		2012-07-30 01:44:17 AM

Fear the Clam: Fade2black: Wait, didn't Wil get all butthurt about something a year or so ago and now doesn't even stop by anymore? Why bother?

Because maybe he'll pay attention to you and want to be your best friend and hang out. So keep on slobbering all over that WheatonDick, everyone, and make sure your email address is displayed in your profile. Because you never know if he'll decide to buddy up to you right back.

Seriously, this.

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf		2012-07-30 04:00:33 AM

One way to not be a jerk is to consider how others feel about your words before you say them. For example, calling someone else's beliefs, religious or otherwise, ridiculous and stupid. While it may be true that from your POV, your'e just calling it as you see it, stating an already existing fact, etc., from the other person's POV, you're insulting them. "If you have nothing nice to say don't say anything" and "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" are both excellent things to live by no matter what you believe.

Icetech3		2012-07-30 08:30:36 AM

Kinda funny since this dick blocked me on twitter for saying that i don't get the hype over felicia day... unfunny.. unattractive..

FunkyBlue		2012-07-30 08:56:11 AM

Icetech3: Kinda funny since this dick blocked me on twitter for saying that i don't get the hype over felicia day... unfunny.. unattractive..

Sharp knees, eh?

Sultan Of Herf		2012-07-30 09:35:06 AM

FunkyBlue: Icetech3: Kinda funny since this dick blocked me on twitter for saying that i don't get the hype over felicia day... unfunny.. unattractive..

Sharp knees, eh?

Actually Ill agree. In a purely physical sense I dont find her attractive at all. She might be pretty cool to hang with, but I dont say to myself "man I wanna fark her" when I see her picture. Sorry.