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		It's Wil Wheaton's birthday today, for which he has created "Don't Be A Dick Day" (dontbeadickday.com)		208
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Jon iz teh kewl		2012-07-29 01:53:41 PM

they call him Wheaton, Mr. Wheaton. lost ten pounds takin Jared's lead

GGracie		2012-07-29 01:54:02 PM

Happy Birthday
quichemoraine.com

griffer		2012-07-29 01:54:25 PM

Who tries to make their birthday into a national holiday?

What a dick.

NeoCortex42		2012-07-29 01:55:52 PM

Kazahmish: back in the old days of the internet when the best place to get pics and stuff was in newsgroups.. I belonged to a group dedicated to wanting nothing less than the complete removal of Wil from STNG and possibly life as well... do those places still exist? I might have to dig up my old copy of Agent.. ;-)

I remember selecting a few pictures to download before bed and when I got up only half had finished.. ahh.. the days of the great 9600 baud modem.. I thought I was really movin up when I got the14.4k modem.. lol now I get ticked off if I can't get at least 15megs from Charter..

One of the great Usenet groups: alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die

Amishrabbit		2012-07-29 02:01:23 PM

Thanks for bringing us a present on your birthday, Will.

DrunkenBob		2012-07-29 02:01:36 PM

strangdaz: Happy birthday Wil
I can't remember ... which Star Wars charactor did you play?

He played Chiana.

i.imgur.com

letrole		2012-07-29 02:03:28 PM

FTA:
Created in Bean and edited in Espresso, using my really awesome HTML skills.

Page doesn't validate

/perhaps it's a dick test and I've failed

Mr. Potatoass		2012-07-29 02:04:15 PM

I inadvertently picked up a tranny hooker, shortly after midnight CDT, 7/29/12.
Wil, it seems to me, you're morally obligated to help me get my money back.

Kazahmish		2012-07-29 02:04:42 PM

NeoCortex42: Kazahmish: back in the old days of the internet when the best place to get pics and stuff was in newsgroups.. I belonged to a group dedicated to wanting nothing less than the complete removal of Wil from STNG and possibly life as well... do those places still exist? I might have to dig up my old copy of Agent.. ;-)

I remember selecting a few pictures to download before bed and when I got up only half had finished.. ahh.. the days of the great 9600 baud modem.. I thought I was really movin up when I got the14.4k modem.. lol now I get ticked off if I can't get at least 15megs from Charter..

One of the great Usenet groups: alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die

Ahh.. YEAH.. that's the one.. oh how I miss those days.. thanks for bringing back the memories.. :D

Poppa Boner		2012-07-29 02:05:45 PM

So what am I supposed to do? Use my alt for the rest of the day?!

This is discrimination against dicks!

Dheiner		2012-07-29 02:05:46 PM

Wil not be a Dick, today.

/Tomorrow is a whole different story.
/Can't hardly wait.

Warthog		2012-07-29 02:06:48 PM

Every year, on July 29, Wheaton gets a birthday thread.

Every year, on July 29, I get the happy birthday system message.

I *HATE* Wil Wheaton.

Huck And Molly Ziegler		2012-07-29 02:09:16 PM

I see "not being a dick" as an admirable goal. I will try it.

Another admirable goal: Wesley saving the universe. C'mon, ensign! You can do it!

/happy birthday, mr. wheaton

WhoGAS		2012-07-29 02:09:28 PM

Been a Dick all 40 years of my life. Sorry, but I blame my parents.

Happy Birthday...

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-07-29 02:09:32 PM

Kazahmish: NeoCortex42: One of the great Usenet groups: alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die

Ahh.. YEAH.. that's the one.. oh how I miss those days.. thanks for bringing back the memories.. :D

Ohhh right haha now I remember. Probably who he means when he's still bitter about Usenet hating on him.

Dougie AXP		2012-07-29 02:10:52 PM

Warthog: Every year, on July 29, Wheaton gets a birthday thread.

Every year, on July 29, I get the happy birthday system message.

I *HATE* Wil Wheaton.

I hate him too. I don't know why but I want to punch him square in the jaw. He's got a very "punch me" face.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-07-29 02:14:15 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Another admirable goal: Wesley saving the universe. C'mon, ensign! You can do it!

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

It's been done.

/OK, screwing the universe was his fault to start with
//Kinda
///And he had help from The Traveler

NeoCortex42		2012-07-29 02:21:27 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Another admirable goal: Wesley saving the universe. C'mon, ensign! You can do it!

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 292x228]
It's been done.

/OK, screwing the universe was his fault to start with
//Kinda
///And he had help from The Traveler

That's another thing that bugged me about Nemesis. Wil had gone off to master the forces of time and space, only to suddenly show up at a wedding as a Lt in Starfleet with no real explanation.

digitalrain		2012-07-29 02:22:48 PM

casey17: Happy Birthday Wil! Here's your cake!

[i66.photobucket.com image 400x300]

Oh. my. god. That is so AWESOME! (squeeeeeee!)

/ seriously, where can I get one of those?

italie		2012-07-29 02:23:52 PM

Shut up Wesley.

abfalter		2012-07-29 02:25:20 PM

Happy Birthday to one of the most down to Earth and genuine people to ever NOT let celebrity ruin them as a human being.

urban.derelict		2012-07-29 02:26:15 PM

/i'd gates her mcfadden, ifyouknowwhatimean, ithinkyoudo...

FabulousFreep		2012-07-29 02:26:45 PM

Clever and or funny comment here.

Happy Birthday!

Alphakronik		2012-07-29 02:29:55 PM

No.

Alonjar		2012-07-29 02:33:30 PM

Ed Finnerty: Fark_Guy_Rob: Sultan Of Herf: jenlen: rancidPlasma: Does Wil still post here?

No, he left Fark for Reddit, some time ago.

Wasnt that because a certain incident, not just a moving on thing?

Anyone have a link? Sounds interesting.

Wil claimed that he was a Marine but then called it the "Core" instead of the "Corps". In a moment of panic, he claimed his wife actually typed that while he was away from his computer.

In the middle of getting flamed for "wife-like-typing", he looked out his window and saw a UFO. He posted a pic of the UFO but it was a poor quality image of a streetlight.

He was so sure it was a UFO he got his scrotum caught between the slats of the wooden chair he was sitting on and pleaded with FARK for help. As you may expect, Farkers just laughed at him.

Humiliated, he vowed never to visit Fark again and began his new life as a Redditor.

Thanks for reminding me that Fark used to be a lot better than it is now... you dick.

NeoCortex42		2012-07-29 02:35:57 PM

Lillith		2012-07-29 02:41:11 PM

Happy Birthday Wil, glad your working and writing.

Kittypie070		2012-07-29 02:44:38 PM

*moonwalks into thread, trips over feet, falls facefirst into delicious apple pie*

Happy birfday, Wil.

hbk72777		2012-07-29 02:45:33 PM

Fade2black: butt

I thought he was just uppity now since he gets to guest star on one episode of "Big Bang Theory" per year

girlygirlmpls		2012-07-29 02:53:02 PM

Stewie says "Happy B-day, Whil Wheaton. Have some Cool Whhip"

Badafuco		2012-07-29 02:53:29 PM

Happy birthday Dick Wheaton

ZeroCorpse		2012-07-29 02:54:36 PM

His best role, ever:

i3.photobucket.com

TheEdibleSnuggie		2012-07-29 02:56:53 PM

Shut up Wesley!

Happy Birthday, Wil

wambu		2012-07-29 03:00:04 PM

umad: Ed Finnerty: Fark_Guy_Rob: Sultan Of Herf: jenlen: rancidPlasma: Does Wil still post here?

No, he left Fark for Reddit, some time ago.

Wasnt that because a certain incident, not just a moving on thing?

Anyone have a link? Sounds interesting.

Wil claimed that he was a Marine but then called it the "Core" instead of the "Corps". In a moment of panic, he claimed his wife actually typed that while he was away from his computer.

In the middle of getting flamed for "wife-like-typing", he looked out his window and saw a UFO. He posted a pic of the UFO but it was a poor quality image of a streetlight.

He was so sure it was a UFO he got his scrotum caught between the slats of the wooden chair he was sitting on and pleaded with FARK for help. As you may expect, Farkers just laughed at him.

Humiliated, he vowed never to visit Fark again and began his new life as a Redditor.

No, that's not right. He posted a picture of an aquarium holding the cremains of his dead kid sitting on his piano. Farkers were pretty mean about it. He was being a dick though.

He was only pretendingt to be a dick. No real dick was involved and that's whatsent him to Reddit.

RadioAaron		2012-07-29 03:03:08 PM

Wil with only one 'L'?

How edgy.

W.C.fields forever		2012-07-29 03:06:36 PM

You don't know Dick do ya?

swangoatman		2012-07-29 03:09:43 PM

Did he attend "Restoring Love" in Dallas TX to celebrate his birthday?. I have been transfixed by all the love and patriotism shown by 65,000 people. All shouting Will Will Will.....would have been that much cooler.

ElPollotonto		2012-07-29 03:10:41 PM

Have a dick today!

Oh, read that wrong

Loved you in Firefly

laivincolmo		2012-07-29 03:11:26 PM

No offense, but isn't it a little dickish to declare a 'day' of your own idea? Even more so to request your own birthday present?

Just sayin.

reillan		2012-07-29 03:12:14 PM

NeoCortex42: [www.trollandtoad.com image 386x550]

I once handed him a Star Trek CCG card to sign, and it wasn't that one - but he thought it was really cool that it *wasn't* that one, because he said that everyone else always brought that one for him to sign. :)

NeoCortex42		2012-07-29 03:15:01 PM

reillan: NeoCortex42: [www.trollandtoad.com image 386x550]

I once handed him a Star Trek CCG card to sign, and it wasn't that one - but he thought it was really cool that it *wasn't* that one, because he said that everyone else always brought that one for him to sign. :)

I could only imagine. I know if I had the chance, that's the card I'd bring with me. I think I might even have one of them in a box somewhere.

I still think it's pretty cool that the official card game actually approved it as a card. Showed whoever was in charge at least had a sense of humor about the show.

acefox1		2012-07-29 03:18:19 PM

Happy Birthday Wil. Thanks for your law.

You were a righteous dude when I sat next to you for dinner at that wedding reception in 1999. I'm happy to report that neither one of us were dicks. As near as I can recall anyway.

Did you ever go flying with Michael Dorn?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-07-29 03:20:16 PM

Happy birthday, Wil!

Get back to the set of Leverage SOON!

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER		2012-07-29 03:25:58 PM

RadioAaron: Wil with only one 'L'?

How edgy.

Not his fault. His real name is Wilma.

sinanju		2012-07-29 03:31:46 PM

DrunkenBob: strangdaz: Happy birthday Wil
I can't remember ... which Star Wars charactor did you play?

He played Chiana.

[i.imgur.com image 470x500]

*snert*

Kuroshin		2012-07-29 03:32:03 PM

Happy Birthday, Wil!

Go do something you've never done before!

thelordofcheese		2012-07-29 03:36:30 PM

On this day, Wil Wheaton will cease to exist for 24 hours.

grokca		2012-07-29 03:41:47 PM

Hello,
My name is William Farking Shatner.
Happy Birthday Wil!

Kazahmish		2012-07-29 03:42:12 PM

NeoCortex42: reillan: NeoCortex42: [www.trollandtoad.com image 386x550]

I once handed him a Star Trek CCG card to sign, and it wasn't that one - but he thought it was really cool that it *wasn't* that one, because he said that everyone else always brought that one for him to sign. :)

I could only imagine. I know if I had the chance, that's the card I'd bring with me. I think I might even have one of them in a box somewhere.

I still think it's pretty cool that the official card game actually approved it as a card. Showed whoever was in charge at least had a sense of humor about the show.

This is a real card? was it an expansion card? I have the silver border collectors tin and I can't remember seeing that one..