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(NASCAR)   Commercial. One lap. Commercial. Show another lap. Commercial. Caution during commercial. Commercial. Its the (commercial) Brickyard 4(commercial)00 live (commercial) from Indy. Co(mmercial) starts at (commercial) noon ET on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 436
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2012-07-29 11:58:24 AM  
It's not even the damn Brickyard 400 anymore!
What's next, the "'Can You Blow Me Where the Pampers Is' presented by Mel's Char Palace, not available on dish 400*"?

WTF?


*final laps not aired or streamed live
 
2012-07-29 12:04:43 PM  
Two wrongs don't make a right. Two Wright's make an airplane. 300-2400 left's make a NASCAR race
 
2012-07-29 12:08:49 PM  
Hmm its sposed to be starting and all I see is pre race
 
2012-07-29 12:09:56 PM  
I love going to Indy for the 500, been there the last 20 years or so. I went to the Brickyard 400 a few years back and didn't care for it, very little passing. Montoya should have won that year but for a (in my opinion) bogus penalty in the pits.
 
2012-07-29 12:12:45 PM  
Good tag choice subby.
 
2012-07-29 12:13:23 PM  
Green flag is 1:20 eastern time.
 
2012-07-29 12:14:20 PM  
GO 31
 
2012-07-29 12:20:16 PM  

Chakro: I love going to Indy for the 500, been there the last 20 years or so. I went to the Brickyard 400 a few years back and didn't care for it, very little passing. Montoya should have won that year but for a (in my opinion) bogus penalty in the pits.


We ain't goin let them damn Mexucans win one of ar Murican races!

/Murica!
 
2012-07-29 12:22:03 PM  

Gimme The Busket: Chakro: I love going to Indy for the 500, been there the last 20 years or so. I went to the Brickyard 400 a few years back and didn't care for it, very little passing. Montoya should have won that year but for a (in my opinion) bogus penalty in the pits.

We ain't goin let them damn Mexucans win one of ar Murican races!

/Murica!


I heard that a lot at the track when the race was over, believe it or not.
 
2012-07-29 12:24:46 PM  
I'm sure you will all be sad to hear, but I must inform you... The electric motorcycle race has been delayed due to fog.
 
2012-07-29 12:25:34 PM  
 
2012-07-29 12:25:59 PM  

Chakro: I heard that a lot at the track when the race was over, believe it or not.


I'm making my surprised face right now.
 
2012-07-29 12:26:08 PM  
Whomever got the green on this thread...you're magnificent. I should know better than to drink a soda and read the sports tab.

\Diet Rockstar hurts when it's nasally ejected...
 
2012-07-29 12:26:19 PM  
Title made me think this was the Olympics thread.
 
2012-07-29 12:26:47 PM  

Chakro: Gimme The Busket: Chakro: I love going to Indy for the 500, been there the last 20 years or so. I went to the Brickyard 400 a few years back and didn't care for it, very little passing. Montoya should have won that year but for a (in my opinion) bogus penalty in the pits.

We ain't goin let them damn Mexucans win one of ar Murican races!

/Murica!

I heard that a lot at the track when the race was over, believe it or not.


I was at Bristol about 5 years ago and Montoya wasn't even a factor in the race. Yet the guy in front of me could do nothing but yell racial and ethnic slurs about Montoya's (non-existent) Mexican heritage. I almost got drunk enough to punch him in the back of the head.
 
2012-07-29 12:28:47 PM  
Brand new for 2012, this year's ESPN Clippy !

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-29 12:29:17 PM  

crotchgrabber: I'm sure you will all be sad to hear, but I must inform you... The electric motorcycle race has been delayed due to fog.


Actually some of the electric motorcycles are kinda fast these days

Onboard video of electric bike racing up Pikes Peak
 
2012-07-29 12:30:02 PM  
Went to the first six of these. It was so hot I thought we were all gonna die. Never again. It's too nice and cool right here in my living room. Beer's cheaper too.

Go Kasey!
 
2012-07-29 12:30:18 PM  

Chakro: I love going to Indy for the 500, been there the last 20 years or so. I went to the Brickyard 400 a few years back and didn't care for it, very little passing. Montoya should have won that year but for a (in my opinion) bogus penalty in the pits.


92 was my first year for the 500 and go back every year. Also 4 of the F1 races. I have never had a desire to see the cup cars there.
 
2012-07-29 12:33:24 PM  

mikaloyd: crotchgrabber: I'm sure you will all be sad to hear, but I must inform you... The electric motorcycle race has been delayed due to fog.

Actually some of the electric motorcycles are kinda fast these days

Onboard video of electric bike racing up Pikes Peak


They're kinda neat, but the lack of noise is a trip.
 
2012-07-29 12:34:19 PM  
I just had a waking nightmare of Merideth 'Money Shot' Viera and Matt Lauer trying to call the Brickyard. Instead of green flag pit stops, we get Ryan Seacrest interviewing Danica, and then Costas and Lauer making AJ Foyt weight jokes anytime Tony Stewart is on screen.
 
2012-07-29 12:37:47 PM  

technomuse: I just had a waking nightmare of Merideth 'Money Shot' Viera and Matt Lauer trying to call the Brickyard. Instead of green flag pit stops, we get Ryan Seacrest interviewing Danica, and then Costas and Lauer making AJ Foyt weight jokes anytime Tony Stewart is on screen.


Oh dear God no. That's like mixing cleaners together. Highly dangerous. Let the crappy commentary stay far apart, please.
 
2012-07-29 12:41:38 PM  

DanZero: technomuse: I just had a waking nightmare of Merideth 'Money Shot' Viera and Matt Lauer trying to call the Brickyard. Instead of green flag pit stops, we get Ryan Seacrest interviewing Danica, and then Costas and Lauer making AJ Foyt weight jokes anytime Tony Stewart is on screen.

Oh dear God no. That's like mixing cleaners together. Highly dangerous. Let the crappy commentary stay far apart, please.


You may be on to something there, as I was cleaning the kitchen when that thought collided into my head. Think I will go air out the floor...
 
2012-07-29 12:44:07 PM  

technomuse: I just had a waking nightmare of Merideth 'Money Shot' Viera and Matt Lauer trying to call the Brickyard. Instead of green flag pit stops, we get Ryan Seacrest interviewing Danica, and then Costas and Lauer making AJ Foyt weight jokes anytime Tony Stewart is on screen.


What is wrong with you. Seek immediate mental health counseling.
 
2012-07-29 12:45:42 PM  
Let's go, Smoke!
 
2012-07-29 12:47:46 PM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Two wrongs don't make a right. Two Wright's make an airplane. 300-2400 left's make a NASCAR race


Quit saying right or even words that sound like right, you'll cause a major accident.

Then again, it's probably better for the sport if you do.

Right on!
 
2012-07-29 12:52:00 PM  
Sweet miss liberty those stands are empty.
 
2012-07-29 12:53:04 PM  
I get to watch (brought to you by Fishy Joe's) about half before (ride the Walrus) I go to work.

Go prime (buy ACME) numbered cars!
 
2012-07-29 12:53:37 PM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Two wrongs don't make a right. Two Wright's make an airplane. 300-2400 left's make a NASCAR race


Two apostrophe fouls make a Fark comment?
 
2012-07-29 01:00:15 PM  

Chakro: I love going to Indy for the 500, been there the last 20 years or so. I went to the Brickyard 400 a few years back and didn't care for it, very little passing. Montoya should have won that year but for a (in my opinion) bogus penalty in the pits.


I don't remember the Indy 500 having much passing either, imagine something involving Tony George has a lot of advertising forced on it to pad his pockets some more.....

/fark Tony George
 
2012-07-29 01:01:27 PM  
I came for the race but this "pre-race" shiat is getting longer then the race....
I'll take Kevin Harvick and Kurt Busch as my picks.
 
2012-07-29 01:03:39 PM  
Going to the store, anyone need anything? Be back around lap 50. Don't let Kurt's engine blow up today, kthxbye.
 
2012-07-29 01:04:23 PM  
It's non-evil Opie
 
2012-07-29 01:04:46 PM  
Opie is the pace car driver? Cool!
 
2012-07-29 01:05:18 PM  
:::yawn::: :::stretch:::: :::belch::::

Mornin' all.

/this Mztlplx brought to you by the Home Depot. Let's get things done.
 
2012-07-29 01:06:13 PM  

vegaswench: Going to the store, anyone need anything? Be back around lap 50. Don't let Kurt's engine blow up today, kthxbye.


Bring back a funny nascar thread please
 
2012-07-29 01:06:14 PM  
Go Matt!
 
2012-07-29 01:07:20 PM  
Osprey flyover. Never seen that before
 
2012-07-29 01:07:35 PM  
Hey! OV-22 Ospreys! And they're not crashing!
 
2012-07-29 01:07:44 PM  
I wonder if the guy holding the Florida flag wang feels awkward.
 
2012-07-29 01:08:08 PM  
I was at the inaugural race in '94, and a few years later got Jeff Gordon to autograph my ticket.

/cool story bro
 
2012-07-29 01:08:22 PM  

vegaswench: Going to the store, anyone need anything? Be back around lap 50. Don't let Kurt's engine blow up today, kthxbye.


Lap 50 no way , they'll still be on the parade laps sponsored by (fill in the sponsor name)
 
2012-07-29 01:08:52 PM  

Foaming: I wonder if the guy holding the Florida flag wang feels awkward.


nah, it's not awkward. We all walk around holding our wangs down here.
 
2012-07-29 01:09:17 PM  

Warchild: I was at the inaugural race in '94, and a few years later got Jeff Gordon to autograph my ticket.

/cool story bro


In lipstick?
 
2012-07-29 01:10:37 PM  
Carl Edwards bumping a clown car scares the heck out of me.
 
2012-07-29 01:11:18 PM  
Dale Jarrett is looking rather grandfatherly nowadays. And pretty well-fed.
 
2012-07-29 01:11:43 PM  
Huh Dale , I thought the Daytona 500 was the most important race ?
 
2012-07-29 01:11:45 PM  

technomuse: Carl Edwards bumping a clown car scares the heck out of me.


Opie is dating octomom?
 
2012-07-29 01:12:06 PM  
I don't get espn here. I think I forgot to record this one. Track inspection right now, fog is burning off, I'm off the clock at12. Beer in the cooler waiting.
 
2012-07-29 01:12:45 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Huh Dale , I thought the Daytona 500 was the most important race ?


That was when it was a double points race.
 
2012-07-29 01:13:00 PM  
Freaking Olympics. I just had to argue for one of the 25 TVs in the bar, 'cos someone wants to play pool on the table behind me and watch something other than racing.

/I won
 
2012-07-29 01:13:05 PM  
Hey gang. We having fun yet?

Go JPM!
 
2012-07-29 01:13:25 PM  
Brady Bunch "Gentlemen, start your engines"?
 
2012-07-29 01:13:29 PM  

mikaloyd: In lipstick?


Hah!
 
2012-07-29 01:14:09 PM  
Mari Hulman George looks like she came straight from the set of "The Walking Dead".
 
2012-07-29 01:14:21 PM  
Did ESPN grab someone from Marvel Entertainment for that graphics package?
 
2012-07-29 01:14:26 PM  

Tsrwedge: Brady Bunch "Gentlemen, start your engines"?


John Boy and Billy "Gentlemen...and Jimmy Johnson...start your engines"?
 
2012-07-29 01:14:33 PM  
Any ideas?

Matt Kenseth @mattkenseth
Man I slept like a rock last night, I feel so rested...I wonder how my friend @JimmieJohnson is feeling on this fine day??
 
2012-07-29 01:15:06 PM  

MattyFridays: Mari Hulman George looks like she came straight from the set of "The Walking Dead".


That's what you look like when you had a pet Diplodocus as a child.
 
2012-07-29 01:15:42 PM  
What's the over/under on the first wreck ? 10 laps ? Then it's a sea of commercials....
 
2012-07-29 01:16:42 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: What's the over/under on the first wreck ? 10 laps ? Then it's a sea of commercials....


Is Hornish in for Dinger again? I'd give 10 laps till Hoodpins get impatient....
 
2012-07-29 01:16:44 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: What's the over/under on the first wreck ? 10 laps ? Then it's a sea of commercials....


Isn't it a sea of commercials already?
 
2012-07-29 01:17:21 PM  

crotchgrabber: I don't get espn here. I think I forgot to record this one. Track inspection right now, fog is burning off, I'm off the clock at12. Beer in the cooler waiting.


stream in case the fog rolls in again
 
2012-07-29 01:17:55 PM  

technomuse: AngryDesertDweller: What's the over/under on the first wreck ? 10 laps ? Then it's a sea of commercials....

Isn't it a sea of commercials already?


HA !! This is just the warm up, you aint seen nothing yet....
 
2012-07-29 01:18:40 PM  
Did Jim Nabors ever sing at this race or he strictly for the Indy 500?
 
2012-07-29 01:19:08 PM  
and they are off
 
2012-07-29 01:19:29 PM  

MattyFridays: Did Jim Nabors ever sing at this race or he strictly for the Indy 500?


Strictly in May, as far as I remember.
 
2012-07-29 01:19:35 PM  

MattyFridays: Did Jim Nabors ever sing at this race or he strictly for the Indy 500?


Strictly Indy 500. Tho I think the Brickyard had a tape of him once.
 
2012-07-29 01:19:44 PM  
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOG

We'll have the rest of the green flag call, after these messages.
 
2012-07-29 01:20:29 PM  
LOL @ balloons in pit row

NOT LOL @ NASCAR official crushing them
 
2012-07-29 01:20:33 PM  
Awww...and I was hoping for a yellow balloon debris caution on the warm-up laps.

/lost commercial opportunity
 
2012-07-29 01:20:37 PM  
While we were gone, Erich finished typing the green flag start. Here's the replay

-GITY!
LET'S GO RACING, BOYS!
 
2012-07-29 01:21:04 PM  
"We'll be back in plenty of (nanoseconds) for the green flag, because this is ESPN!"
 
2012-07-29 01:21:14 PM  
For you drag racing guys (me) first round at Sonoma is at 11AM (west coast time) ESPN3 ....
 
2012-07-29 01:22:06 PM  

MattyFridays: Did Jim Nabors ever sing at this race or he strictly for the Indy 500?


I'm pretty sure he was there in '94, wearing a yellow suit. I was pretty drunk tho
 
2012-07-29 01:22:54 PM  
I've got Johnson, Menard, Montoya and Hornish for this race in the Fark fantasy leagues.
 
2012-07-29 01:23:11 PM  
Anybody keeping the race to commercials ratios ?
 
2012-07-29 01:23:46 PM  
Is Junior's car silver today?
 
2012-07-29 01:25:18 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: For you drag racing guys (me) first round at Sonoma is at 11AM (west coast time) ESPN3 ....


Sweet. Mass race thread!
MotoGP 2pm, west coast.
 
2012-07-29 01:26:03 PM  
If any of y'all missed yesterday's race, Brad didn't "win" the race. Elliot Sadler had the win taken away on a seriously bullsh*t call. Brad had no chance at catching him until Elliot had to take a drive-through penalty.

video and story
 
2012-07-29 01:26:08 PM  
"It's a 400 mile race with a 2.5 mile track. Therefore, it is a 160 lap race."

THANK YOU RIC "ESPN" ROMERO!
 
2012-07-29 01:26:44 PM  
BOO (BERRY CEREAL) GITTY (UP 409) LET'S GO RACING (TO THE KITCHEN TO GRAB OURSELVES A SNACK!)
 
2012-07-29 01:27:07 PM  
"The crowd rising and cheering for the start of the Brickyard 400".

Then laying down on all the empty seats for a siesta.
 
2012-07-29 01:27:09 PM  

crotchgrabber: AngryDesertDweller: For you drag racing guys (me) first round at Sonoma is at 11AM (west coast time) ESPN3 ....

Sweet. Mass race thread!
MotoGP 2pm, west coast.


So how are things on the west coast?

\Sorry, couldn't resist. I'll stop now....
 
2012-07-29 01:27:55 PM  

technomuse: crotchgrabber: AngryDesertDweller: For you drag racing guys (me) first round at Sonoma is at 11AM (west coast time) ESPN3 ....

Sweet. Mass race thread!
MotoGP 2pm, west coast.

So how are things on the west coast?

\Sorry, couldn't resist. I'll stop now....


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

SMASHY SMASHY!
 
2012-07-29 01:28:33 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

#NASCAR estimates attendance: Eleventy billion
 
2012-07-29 01:29:06 PM  
five time - drink
 
2012-07-29 01:29:21 PM  

Chakro: Fark fantasy leagues.


I actually remembered to update my team this week. I forget who I have starting.
 
2012-07-29 01:29:24 PM  
Edwards, you wuss. You let the Devil past without hitting him.
 
2012-07-29 01:29:24 PM  

technomuse: crotchgrabber: AngryDesertDweller: For you drag racing guys (me) first round at Sonoma is at 11AM (west coast time) ESPN3 ....

Sweet. Mass race thread!
MotoGP 2pm, west coast.

So how are things on the west coast?

\Sorry, couldn't resist. I'll stop now....


We have running water and indoor toilets plus color TV !!!
 
2012-07-29 01:30:10 PM  
That crowd, for a beautiful day, is just sad.

I knew the NNS crowd was bad, but this is horrible.
 
2012-07-29 01:30:12 PM  
*plastic bag spotted on track*

DEBRIS (commercial) FLAG UPCOMING
 
2012-07-29 01:30:15 PM  

FuLinHyu: "The crowd rising and cheering for the start of the Brickyard 400".

Then laying down on all the empty seats for a siesta.


which is why I asked if Junior's car was silver today, looks like we have about 200,000 "fans" dressed as bleachers today
 
2012-07-29 01:30:46 PM  
Lotsa wiggling off the corners already. this could get fun on worn tires.
 
2012-07-29 01:31:51 PM  
So AJ got nailed for "Amphetamines"... is that code for Meth?
 
2012-07-29 01:32:45 PM  
8 LAPS -- they were stretching it a bit before a commercial that time!
 
2012-07-29 01:32:47 PM  

DanZero: *plastic bag spotted on track*

DEBRIS (commercial) FLAG UPCOMING


I still don't get this...they let Earnhardt turn a full lap at Daytona with a seagull in his grill before they threw a yellow....

/I know, money talks...and race fans watch.
 
2012-07-29 01:33:04 PM  
Is it too early for ice cream (west coast time) ?
 
2012-07-29 01:33:22 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: technomuse: crotchgrabber: AngryDesertDweller: For you drag racing guys (me) first round at Sonoma is at 11AM (west coast time) ESPN3 ....

Sweet. Mass race thread!
MotoGP 2pm, west coast.

So how are things on the west coast?

\Sorry, couldn't resist. I'll stop now....

We have running water and indoor toilets plus color TV !!!


Actually, I'm sitting in a room with a couple million bucks in communications equipment but we have no running water or in door plumbing.
 
2012-07-29 01:33:30 PM  

MattyFridays: So AJ got nailed for "Amphetamines"... is that code for Meth?


Not really, it means that he just took some of Dale Jr's "Amp" energy and of course it got caught.
 
2012-07-29 01:34:11 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Is it too early for ice cream (west coast time) ?


I'm having some. Oreo Mint. From Halo Farms.
 
2012-07-29 01:34:16 PM  

Mztlplx: I still don't get this...they let Earnhardt turn a full lap at Daytona with a seagull in his grill before they threw a yellow....


REALLY? That must have been good times
 
2012-07-29 01:35:14 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Crowd confused at start of race, as leader crosses finish line first.
 
2012-07-29 01:35:21 PM  

DanZero: Mztlplx: I still don't get this...they let Earnhardt turn a full lap at Daytona with a seagull in his grill before they threw a yellow....

REALLY? That must have been good times


*old* times. '91 Daytona 500.
 
2012-07-29 01:35:23 PM  

MattyFridays: So AJ got nailed for "Amphetamines"... is that code for Meth?


If you actually knew him, you would know how ridiculous that question is...he had parents that smoked pot every day when he was a kid and never even got high...he got busted for banned performance enhancers, basically a shake he drinks everyday, and had for the last 2 years
 
2012-07-29 01:35:56 PM  

Lil' Max Meatboots: FuLinHyu: "The crowd rising and cheering for the start of the Brickyard 400".

Then laying down on all the empty seats for a siesta.

which is why I asked if Junior's car was silver today, looks like we have about 200,000 "fans" dressed as bleachers today


One really big problem with NASCAR right now is that tickets don't reflect the current economy. I don't know about other track, but at Sears Point, individual tickets cost about $100 each, just for race day. $150 or so for the 3 day weekend. For a family of 4, that's $400 to $600 just to get in to the race. That's not taking things like parking, food, souvenirs, and whatnot into consideration. It's hard to justify that kind of money just for a weekend.
 
2012-07-29 01:36:19 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Is it too early for ice cream (west coast time) ?


Of course not. It's dairy, so it's like milk for cereal.

Must find my copy of Cosby's chocolate cake for breakfast routine now...
 
2012-07-29 01:36:55 PM  
Evil Nopey
 
2012-07-29 01:37:11 PM  

Lil' Max Meatboots: MattyFridays: So AJ got nailed for "Amphetamines"... is that code for Meth?

If you actually knew him, you would know how ridiculous that question is...he had parents that smoked pot every day when he was a kid and never even got high...he got busted for banned performance enhancers, basically a shake he drinks everyday, and had for the last 2 years


I've read the NASCAR Substance Abuse Policy (somebody posted it a few race threads ago). It's pretty vague about what is and isn't legal.
 
2012-07-29 01:37:56 PM  

Lil' Max Meatboots: MattyFridays: So AJ got nailed for "Amphetamines"... is that code for Meth?

If you actually knew him, you would know how ridiculous that question is...he had parents that smoked pot every day when he was a kid and never even got high...he got busted for banned performance enhancers, basically a shake he drinks everyday, and had for the last 2 years


A shake with meth in it?
 
2012-07-29 01:38:07 PM  
hmm.. I'm gonna say.. "Not Carl" for AT&T's Fastest Whatever
 
2012-07-29 01:38:24 PM  
Fix Or Repair Daily EDWARDS?
 
2012-07-29 01:38:31 PM  

MattyFridays: So AJ got nailed for "Amphetamines"... is that code for Meth?


could be as simple as him taking some OTC Sudafed to help with allergies.
But he seems ready and willing to work with NASCAR to figure out how he got the positive test, and find out what he can do to get back in. So at least he's not going Full Mayfield.
 
2012-07-29 01:38:36 PM  

MattyFridays: Lil' Max Meatboots: MattyFridays: So AJ got nailed for "Amphetamines"... is that code for Meth?

If you actually knew him, you would know how ridiculous that question is...he had parents that smoked pot every day when he was a kid and never even got high...he got busted for banned performance enhancers, basically a shake he drinks everyday, and had for the last 2 years

A shake with meth in it?

Peanut butter meth smoothie.i>

 
2012-07-29 01:38:43 PM  

MattyFridays: Lil' Max Meatboots: MattyFridays: So AJ got nailed for "Amphetamines"... is that code for Meth?

If you actually knew him, you would know how ridiculous that question is...he had parents that smoked pot every day when he was a kid and never even got high...he got busted for banned performance enhancers, basically a shake he drinks everyday, and had for the last 2 years

A shake with meth in it?


Meth with the shakes in it?
 
2012-07-29 01:38:57 PM  
Awwww, Carl's car is broken. I weep for him.
 
2012-07-29 01:39:30 PM  
Damn this race is gonna be boring. Better than the Olympics though.
 
2012-07-29 01:40:12 PM  

Tenga: Damn this race is gonna be boring. Better than the Olympics though.


Wait till the tires wear down a bit. They're already twitchy coming out of the turns.
 
2012-07-29 01:40:30 PM  

technomuse: AngryDesertDweller: Is it too early for ice cream (west coast time) ?

Of course not. It's dairy, so it's like milk for cereal.

Must find my copy of Cosby's chocolate cake for breakfast routine now...


Cool , I'll have a bowl of Dreyer's Slow Churrend Vanilla (1/2 the fat, yeah right ).....
 
2012-07-29 01:40:38 PM  

Tenga: Damn this race is gonna be boring. Better than the Olympics though.


Same level of commercials and commentary, so God Bless America!
 
2012-07-29 01:40:46 PM  
Riders on track. Morning practice.
 
2012-07-29 01:41:15 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Anyone have a feeling @KyleBusch will be pulling up alongside his teammate in the #11 to say hello sometime soon?
 
2012-07-29 01:41:21 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Lil' Max Meatboots: FuLinHyu: "The crowd rising and cheering for the start of the Brickyard 400".

Then laying down on all the empty seats for a siesta.

which is why I asked if Junior's car was silver today, looks like we have about 200,000 "fans" dressed as bleachers today

One really big problem with NASCAR right now is that tickets don't reflect the current economy. I don't know about other track, but at Sears Point, individual tickets cost about $100 each, just for race day. $150 or so for the 3 day weekend. For a family of 4, that's $400 to $600 just to get in to the race. That's not taking things like parking, food, souvenirs, and whatnot into consideration. It's hard to justify that kind of money just for a weekend.


and the product on the track isn't close to being worth that, period...for me it would be at Sonama, but I prefer road courses...but that's just me
 
2012-07-29 01:41:41 PM  
 
2012-07-29 01:42:18 PM  
Hayden in the fence. Turn 5.

Back up, still running.
 
2012-07-29 01:42:28 PM  
oh and more commercials.
 
2012-07-29 01:42:29 PM  

crotchgrabber: Riders on track. Morning practice.


Has Rossi tossed his Ducati into the puckerbushes yet?
 
2012-07-29 01:42:44 PM  
c'mon, Kyle, do it, you know you just wanna... just DO EETTT!!!!
 
2012-07-29 01:42:47 PM  
AJ's Shake:

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-07-29 01:43:07 PM  
What's with all the preachy commercials today? Where's "watch out for my roots".
 
2012-07-29 01:43:41 PM  
"Join hands, on the water train..."
 
2012-07-29 01:44:01 PM  

Tenga: Damn this race is gonna be boring. Better than the Olympics though.

Olympic soccer is on Telemundo....
 
2012-07-29 01:44:16 PM  

emonk: What's with all the preachy commercials today? Where's "watch out for my roots".


I'm glad it's gone, and we haven't even begun to check in on the west coast yet
 
2012-07-29 01:45:08 PM  

emonk: What's with all the preachy commercials today? Where's "watch out for my roots".


Texting while driving is pretty dangerous. It's an effective ad.

I've noticed that I've been a much safer driver since I've had the Ford SYNC system that connects to my phone.
 
2012-07-29 01:45:08 PM  

Warchild: Seagull vs Earnhardt


LOL @ comments "It's just a flesh wound"
 
2012-07-29 01:45:43 PM  
Don't look now, but Dale Jr. started 20th and now he's 12th.
 
2012-07-29 01:45:46 PM  
looks like the new crew chief is working out awesome for back flip
 
2012-07-29 01:46:18 PM  

MattyFridays: emonk: What's with all the preachy commercials today? Where's "watch out for my roots".

Texting while driving is pretty dangerous. It's an effective ad.

I've noticed that I've been a much safer driver since I've had the Ford SYNC system that connects to my phone.


I have a 30-year old Mercedes diesel. I solved the problem by just not answering my phone while I'm driving.
 
2012-07-29 01:46:24 PM  

DanZero: emonk: What's with all the preachy commercials today? Where's "watch out for my roots".

I'm glad it's gone, and we haven't even begun to check in on the west coast yet


Anyone remember these classics?

"The towels are kinda scratchy..."
"What ARE you doing down there, Jimmie?"
"How 'bout we open a whole can of 'Getting it done'"
"Real. Durable. Oil."
"You care about my fiber?"
"Leaving it all on the field is not the same as leaving it all on the wall."
...and, of course,
"Prilosec OTC works to block heartburn before it begins."

,,,and what the hell is a "flash mob", anyway?
 
2012-07-29 01:48:14 PM  

emonk: ,,,and what the hell is a "flash mob", anyway?


One that sends important updates by PDF
 
2012-07-29 01:48:47 PM  
When did Logano lose the full-time Home Depot sponsorship? Because he sucks?
 
2012-07-29 01:49:25 PM  

DanZero: emonk: ,,,and what the hell is a "flash mob", anyway?

One that sends important updates by PDF


It's poor people robbin' a 7-11
 
2012-07-29 01:49:29 PM  
 
2012-07-29 01:49:42 PM  
"I don't know if it's loose or tight on exit, better check the lube"
 
2012-07-29 01:49:48 PM  
Lorenzo down in 11. Bike is toast.
 
2012-07-29 01:50:16 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Lil' Max Meatboots: FuLinHyu: "The crowd rising and cheering for the start of the Brickyard 400".

Then laying down on all the empty seats for a siesta.

which is why I asked if Junior's car was silver today, looks like we have about 200,000 "fans" dressed as bleachers today

One really big problem with NASCAR right now is that tickets don't reflect the current economy. I don't know about other track, but at Sears Point, individual tickets cost about $100 each, just for race day. $150 or so for the 3 day weekend. For a family of 4, that's $400 to $600 just to get in to the race. That's not taking things like parking, food, souvenirs, and whatnot into consideration. It's hard to justify that kind of money just for a weekend.


So much this.

Tickets for the Brickyard were running about $75 each earlier this week, plus $20 to park and $5 bottles of water inside. Then there's the standard 200% markup on travel-related items near Indy this weekend.

The weather is actually incredible since it has been basically 100 degrees since the beginning of June.

Former Hoosier, couldn't go home this weekend.
 
2012-07-29 01:50:18 PM  

MattyFridays: When did Logano lose the full-time Home Depot sponsorship? Because he sucks?


they'll get it back when Kenseth takes over for him next year.
 
2012-07-29 01:51:11 PM  

Mztlplx: Flash Mob


Of course, you can always go to the bane of our existence watching ESPN, showing twice in one break at the Glen race last year

WE ARE
 
2012-07-29 01:52:59 PM  
NOOOO!!!!! WHAR IDOLZ??? WHAR????? MOAR IDOLZ POWERZ!!!!!
 
2012-07-29 01:53:06 PM  

DanZero: Mztlplx: Flash Mob

Of course, you can always go to the bane of our existence watching ESPN, showing twice in one break at the Glen race last year

WE ARE


I'll bet you walk around humming "We are Farmer's...bum badum bum bum bum bum" all the time, too.
 
2012-07-29 01:53:39 PM  

Mztlplx: DanZero: Mztlplx: Flash Mob

Of course, you can always go to the bane of our existence watching ESPN, showing twice in one break at the Glen race last year

WE ARE

I'll bet you walk around humming "We are Farmer's...bum badum bum bum bum bum" all the time, too.


I do "we are FAILURES" myself -- forget that's on a lot here too
 
2012-07-29 01:53:57 PM  

ClavellBCMI: NOOOO!!!!! WHAR IDOLZ??? WHAR????? MOAR IDOLZ POWERZ!!!!!


Whichever one of you closet JJ fans that has Tkat trussed up in duct tape in your basement.....please release him.
 
2012-07-29 01:54:30 PM  
...not to forget

"An everyday moment can turn romantic at a moment's notice."
"I had to feed the pony."
"Kumbaya, baby."
"With Herculiner, the tough comes easy."
"This summer, get the EXCLUSIVE Samsung Strive from 19.99...only from AT&T."
"Wheaties Fuel. Prepare to win."
"Only E-Harmony matches you on the deepest levels of compatibility."
or
"An all new Life on Mars, Thursday, 10, 9 Central after a new Grey's Anatomy on ABC."
 
2012-07-29 01:54:33 PM  
ESPN ad should have had somebody leaving the restroom.
 
2012-07-29 01:54:37 PM  
I surmise we aren't being asked about things on the west coast yet because they haven't woken up yet
 
2012-07-29 01:54:59 PM  

Mztlplx: ClavellBCMI: NOOOO!!!!! WHAR IDOLZ??? WHAR????? MOAR IDOLZ POWERZ!!!!!

Whichever one of you closet JJ fans that has Tkat trussed up in duct tape in your basement.....please release him.


I'm just hoping Tkat didn't forget that this is an early race today.
 
2012-07-29 01:54:59 PM  
Surprised Gunny Ermey isn't in OD instead of black leather.
 
2012-07-29 01:55:34 PM  

emonk: "An everyday moment can turn romantic at a moment's notice."
"I had to feed the pony."
"Kumbaya, baby."
"With Herculiner, the tough comes easy."
"This summer, get the EXCLUSIVE Samsung Strive from 19.99...only from AT&T."
"Wheaties Fuel. Prepare to win."
"Only E-Harmony matches you on the deepest levels of compatibility."
or
"An all new Life on Mars, Thursday, 10, 9 Central after a new Grey's Anatomy on ABC."



Not bad. All I can seem to remember is AT&T and that flash mob and ad with the biatch wife from last year
 
2012-07-29 01:56:21 PM  
NASCAR on ESPN CommercialBuddy

WHAR
 
2012-07-29 01:56:35 PM  

DanZero: emonk: "An everyday moment can turn romantic at a moment's notice."
"I had to feed the pony."
"Kumbaya, baby."
"With Herculiner, the tough comes easy."
"This summer, get the EXCLUSIVE Samsung Strive from 19.99...only from AT&T."
"Wheaties Fuel. Prepare to win."
"Only E-Harmony matches you on the deepest levels of compatibility."
or
"An all new Life on Mars, Thursday, 10, 9 Central after a new Grey's Anatomy on ABC."


Not bad. All I can seem to remember is AT&T and that flash mob and ad with the biatch wife from last year


Aww chipmunk!
 
2012-07-29 01:56:38 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Mztlplx: ClavellBCMI: NOOOO!!!!! WHAR IDOLZ??? WHAR????? MOAR IDOLZ POWERZ!!!!!

Whichever one of you closet JJ fans that has Tkat trussed up in duct tape in your basement.....please release him.

I'm just hoping Tkat didn't forget that this is an early race today.


Prolly just an empty swill cabinet. I expect he'll be in sometime....
 
2012-07-29 01:57:12 PM  
Tons of commercial and 48's leading?

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!!!!!!
 
2012-07-29 01:57:26 PM  

Tenga: Damn this race is gonna be boring. Better than the Olympics though.


Women's beach volleyball just ended, so it's time for the race. Women's beach volleyball > Sprint Cup at Indy.
 
2012-07-29 01:57:57 PM  

DanZero: Tons of commercial and 48's leading?

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!!!!!!


Proof of Satan's existence...and conversely, God.
 
2012-07-29 02:00:05 PM  
OK, somebody must have kidnapped Tkat, stolen the idol, and hit the Big Red 48 Wins button. It's the only explanation.
 
2012-07-29 02:00:31 PM  

MattyFridays: When did Logano lose the full-time Home Depot sponsorship? Because he sucks?


he does, butt they decided to back off a few races this year...next year with a driver with experience they will be back full time, so ya know...a developmental driver with Gibbs is a nephew of the Dollar General CEO, and they will be splitting time with monster on the 18 next year and paid a boatload this year for the Nationwide car and part time on the 20 cup car
 
2012-07-29 02:01:15 PM  
I thot we had the Big Red 48 Wins button disabled. But then again, this site is full of engineers (I'm one)....
 
2012-07-29 02:01:32 PM  
How bad is the attendance? Any guesses on capacity?

Seca is freaking packed.
Sorry. The red bull us grand prix at Mazda raceway Laguna Seca has full attendance in Ducati island, Yamaha grandstands and tissot VIP area.

/sponsors
 
2012-07-29 02:02:37 PM  
i205.photobucket.com
BURN JIMMIE BURN
 
2012-07-29 02:02:53 PM  
Ahh, the hell that is ESPN Commercials on NASCAR...
 
2012-07-29 02:03:17 PM  
We got a flame broiled 93 car now
 
2012-07-29 02:03:19 PM  

crotchgrabber: How bad is the attendance? Any guesses on capacity?

Seca is freaking packed.
Sorry. The red bull us grand prix at Mazda raceway Laguna Seca has full attendance in Ducati island, Yamaha grandstands and tissot VIP area.

/sponsors



I wish Cup cars would run Laguna Seca. I just wanna see them try to negotiate the big downhill right.

/it'd be a really short race.
 
2012-07-29 02:03:33 PM  
BK car is cooked.
 
2012-07-29 02:03:56 PM  

Mztlplx: I thot we had the Big Red 48 Wins button disabled. But then again, this site is full of engineers (I'm one)....


And pentesters. I'm sure the Idol has an RJ45...
 
2012-07-29 02:04:08 PM  
It appears tires may be an issue today.
 
2012-07-29 02:04:48 PM  
It's getting this bad, huh? Football is starting to bother me. There is like a 3-commercial break barrage when there is a score and resulting kickoff/change of possession/ It gets even worse if the first play is a turnover of some kind/. You end up with 3 or 4 commercial breaks for 10 seconds of game time off of the clock. It's why I record the game, and start watching after it's been running for about 45 minutes or so with instruction not to call or text me until the game has been over for an hour or so. I 'get' the concept of commercials, but the networks are getting ridiculous with this crap. To make matters worse, they keep saying that they are going to experiment with adding MORE commercials.

Thank God for DVR's... Funny thing is, I think I watch more commercials than I would before, only because I actually pay attention when there are funny ones. At least if you make me laugh, I'll watch your commercial, and even replay it for my wife if it's a good one.
 
2012-07-29 02:05:04 PM  
Somebody take the 48 out on pit road, STAT!
 
2012-07-29 02:05:06 PM  
"Jeff is tight in the center"

Only his pit crew would know that
 
2012-07-29 02:05:09 PM  

technomuse: Mztlplx: I thot we had the Big Red 48 Wins button disabled. But then again, this site is full of engineers (I'm one)....

And pentesters. I'm sure the Idol has an RJ45...


Dunno about that, but I do know it has a couple of USB 2.0 slots and an old serial port.
 
2012-07-29 02:05:53 PM  

crotchgrabber: How bad is the attendance? Any guesses on capacity?


Curt Cavin @curtcavin
I think IMS has to be happy with this crowd. We're going to estimate 120K, but it's difficult to know for sure

Dustin Long @dustinlong
Indianapolis Star reporter estimates crowd at 120,000 (Indy holds about 250,000 seats). Fans are also in infield.
 
2012-07-29 02:06:01 PM  
Rut roh. Looks like Kyle done blown up?
 
2012-07-29 02:06:21 PM  

Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: How bad is the attendance? Any guesses on capacity?

Seca is freaking packed.
Sorry. The red bull us grand prix at Mazda raceway Laguna Seca has full attendance in Ducati island, Yamaha grandstands and tissot VIP area.

/sponsors


I wish Cup cars would run Laguna Seca. I just wanna see them try to negotiate the big downhill right.

/it'd be a really short race.


We're talking about the truck series.
 
2012-07-29 02:06:26 PM  
COMMERCIAL
 
2012-07-29 02:07:18 PM  

crotchgrabber: Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: How bad is the attendance? Any guesses on capacity?

Seca is freaking packed.
Sorry. The red bull us grand prix at Mazda raceway Laguna Seca has full attendance in Ducati island, Yamaha grandstands and tissot VIP area.

/sponsors


I wish Cup cars would run Laguna Seca. I just wanna see them try to negotiate the big downhill right.

/it'd be a really short race.

We're talking about the truck series.


Trucks would be even better. Less weight on the rear end.
 
2012-07-29 02:07:35 PM  
We'd love to show u who came out third, but we've gotta take a break.
 
2012-07-29 02:07:49 PM  
"you got questionable tastes in idols. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it." ~jj
 
2012-07-29 02:08:24 PM  
NASCAR - Everything else is just commercial - free
 
2012-07-29 02:08:40 PM  
Oh no, the clowns again...
 
2012-07-29 02:09:25 PM  

mikaloyd: free race buddy today


Race Buddy is pretty cool. especially since I don't have ESPN in HD. I've been watching Smoke. If you get a subscription can you watch more cars? Or is it just 8 feeds/race?
 
2012-07-29 02:09:47 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Somebody take the 48 out on pit road, STAT!


Anybody remember the time Mark Martin's steering locked up and he took out the 48 on the pace lap?
 
2012-07-29 02:10:08 PM  
The only things that frighten Carl Edwards are losing and not winning.

This must be a f*cking scary-ass season for him!
 
2012-07-29 02:10:31 PM  
Carl Edwards is a cannibal.
 
2012-07-29 02:10:43 PM  

emonk: ClavellBCMI: Somebody take the 48 out on pit road, STAT!

Anybody remember the time Mark Martin's steering locked up and he took out the 48 on the pace lap?


Yes. it was his steering....
 
2012-07-29 02:12:49 PM  
Boyer brings out pace dog.
 
2012-07-29 02:13:16 PM  
Poor Clint

lord knows how many times I've had to re-type his name over the years, because i forgot the N.
 
2012-07-29 02:13:48 PM  
Wha happened to Clint? I was getting a beer....
 
2012-07-29 02:14:20 PM  
Looks like JPM clipped his left front, and that was all she wrote once the tire went.
 
2012-07-29 02:14:31 PM  

Mztlplx: Wha happened to Clint? I was getting a beer....


the very aura of Montoya spun him
 
2012-07-29 02:14:40 PM  

Mztlplx: Wha happened to Clint? I was getting a beer....


I missed it too.

Was he texting?
 
2012-07-29 02:15:03 PM  

Mztlplx: Wha happened to Clint? I was getting a beer....


Ran out of 5 Hour Energy (TM)
 
2012-07-29 02:15:44 PM  

The Bestest: Mztlplx: Wha happened to Clint? I was getting a beer....

the very aura of Montoya spun him


No, no! That was 5 Hour Energy, not 5 Hour Fast Dry!
 
2012-07-29 02:15:57 PM  
And I saw KyBu putting out a ton of black smoke coming out of the pits earlier. Anyone know?
 
2012-07-29 02:16:22 PM  
Ok what's going on with no west coast ad AT&T? Trying to make my clippy look stupid?
 
2012-07-29 02:16:50 PM  

Mztlplx: And I saw KyBu putting out a ton of black smoke coming out of the pits earlier. Anyone know?


No joy on electing a pope, I guess...
 
2012-07-29 02:17:37 PM  
Heh. Auto Parts stores. I love going in and asking for an oil filter for an '84 Benz Turbodiesel. The look of confusion is just....priceless.
 
2012-07-29 02:17:51 PM  
ok, I think this Facebook biatch commercial is this year's WE ARE
 
2012-07-29 02:18:14 PM  

technomuse: Mztlplx: And I saw KyBu putting out a ton of black smoke coming out of the pits earlier. Anyone know?

No joy on electing a pope, I guess...


Pope Kurt. Now *that* would be fun.
 
2012-07-29 02:18:19 PM  

technomuse: Mztlplx: And I saw KyBu putting out a ton of black smoke coming out of the pits earlier. Anyone know?

No joy on electing a pope, I guess...


www.teamjimmyjoe.com

Sorry bro!
 
2012-07-29 02:18:40 PM  

DanZero: Ok what's going on with no west coast ad AT&T? Trying to make my clippy look stupid?


Ever notice that that chick's smile is a frown?
 
2012-07-29 02:19:01 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ok, I think this Facebook biatch commercial is this year's WE ARE


It's getting there on the "Urge to Kill" meter
 
2012-07-29 02:19:59 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ok, I think this Facebook biatch commercial is this year's WE ARE


that's an olllld commercial though.. no idea why Toyota decided to bring it back
 
2012-07-29 02:20:45 PM  
My traffic control crew are losing their minds.
 
2012-07-29 02:20:59 PM  
Awright Brad. Hard left on the restart. that's all I ask.
 
2012-07-29 02:21:05 PM  
Time for my annual post in the NASCAR thread. Welcome to the neighborhood. Thanks for parking on my lawn. Hope you come back next year.
 
2012-07-29 02:21:25 PM  

The Bestest: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ok, I think this Facebook biatch commercial is this year's WE ARE

that's an olllld commercial though.. no idea why Toyota decided to bring it back


Rather that old Toyota ad than this one
 
2012-07-29 02:22:15 PM  

Stitch Jones: Time for my annual post in the NASCAR thread. Welcome to the neighborhood. Thanks for parking on my lawn. Hope you come back next year.


Put up a sign and charge $10 per spot. at least it'd pay for the grass seed to fix it after.....
 
2012-07-29 02:22:16 PM  
Damnit, the Biff just had to go and give the 48 a big push on the restart.
 
2012-07-29 02:24:13 PM  

Mztlplx: Pope Kurt. Now *that* would be fun.


The only pope I recognize is Pope Michael, from Kansas.
 
2012-07-29 02:24:50 PM  

Mztlplx: Stitch Jones: Time for my annual post in the NASCAR thread. Welcome to the neighborhood. Thanks for parking on my lawn. Hope you come back next year.

Put up a sign and charge $10 per spot. at least it'd pay for the grass seed to fix it after.....


I charge $8 and I don't block in. Also gets you access to the spare bathroom in the garage.
 
2012-07-29 02:27:14 PM  

Stitch Jones: Mztlplx: Stitch Jones: Time for my annual post in the NASCAR thread. Welcome to the neighborhood. Thanks for parking on my lawn. Hope you come back next year.

Put up a sign and charge $10 per spot. at least it'd pay for the grass seed to fix it after.....

I charge $8 and I don't block in. Also gets you access to the spare bathroom in the garage.


Bathroom too?? If I ever come to the Brickyard, I'm parking on *your* lawn.

/the Benz doesn't drip much oil...it just marks its territory. Whaddaya want for 250K miles?
 
2012-07-29 02:27:28 PM  
Hey, great idea! Give us sticks and let us whack these commercials!
 
2012-07-29 02:28:19 PM  
A pinata full of confetti seems like it'd be a big disappointment
 
2012-07-29 02:29:09 PM  

Foaming: A pinata full of confetti seems like it'd be a big disappointment


Depends on what might be blotted onto the confetti......
 
2012-07-29 02:31:05 PM  

Gonz: Mztlplx: Pope Kurt. Now *that* would be fun.

The only pope I recognize is Pope Michael, from Kansas.


this is my pope

www.examiner.com
 
2012-07-29 02:31:17 PM  
Daytona sport bike race is going. Tires can't get any heat. Sliding out a lot. Fog is burning off. I can see blue sky in a few spots.
 
2012-07-29 02:33:15 PM  
Is it just me, or do the Toyotas seem slow this year?
 
2012-07-29 02:35:05 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Chad Norris: "Guys, get ready, he's coming in again." Crew: "He's pitting again?" Chad: "Sorry - that was meant for the ESPN Pit Studio."
 
2012-07-29 02:35:15 PM  

Mztlplx: Is it just me, or do the Toyotas seem slow this year?


We've secretly replaced the Toyota engine with a Lotus ...let's see if anyone notices...
 
2012-07-29 02:35:40 PM  
That chick has a real evil smile
 
2012-07-29 02:35:41 PM  

Mztlplx: Is it just me, or do the Toyotas seem slow this year?


MWR was pretty quick earlier this year. I think it's more a case that Toyota teams just haven't kept up development at the same rate as Ford and Chevy.
 
2012-07-29 02:35:51 PM  
Shut up, Erin. I know what probiotics do.

/they help me poop
 
2012-07-29 02:39:40 PM  
heh. i noticed that the crew guy at the front of Hornish's car checked both the hood pins as he crossed over....
 
2012-07-29 02:41:07 PM  
Can't go west, can't go east
I'm stuck in Indianapolis
With a fuel pump that's deceased
Ten days on the road now
I'm four hours from my home town
Is this Hell or Indianapolis
With no way to get around
 
2012-07-29 02:42:36 PM  
The 43 should be blue. Always.

/just looks wrong.
 
2012-07-29 02:43:48 PM  
After Juablo's performance in the Grand Am race, I'm surprised they even let him on the track for the Cup race.
 
2012-07-29 02:44:06 PM  
I wonder if Stremme found a sponsor? He was playing Lets Make a Deal on Twitter yesterday.
 
2012-07-29 02:44:26 PM  

Mztlplx: The 43 should be blue. Always.

/just looks wrong.


Agreed, that is one fugly look for the 43, red and blue or nothing.
 
2012-07-29 02:44:28 PM  
Landon Cassill leads (until he pits). that's something I thought I'd never see.
 
2012-07-29 02:46:41 PM  
Monte Dutton @MonteDutton
Juan Pablo Montoya "has lost all stability." He's Syria.
 
2012-07-29 02:47:42 PM  
Whew. If it weren't for all of these commercials for NASCAR during the NASCAR race, I'm not sure I would be persuaded to watch NASCAR.
 
2012-07-29 02:47:44 PM  
Just flipped over to the race: Sweet merciful crap those are some empty stands.
 
2012-07-29 02:48:05 PM  

Mztlplx: The 43 should be blue. Always.

/just looks wrong.


tweeted minutes ago...
 
2012-07-29 02:48:44 PM  

Jensaarai: Whew. If it weren't for all of these commercials for NASCAR during the NASCAR race, I'm not sure I would be persuaded to watch NASCAR.


As I understand it, NASCAR promos during the race typically mean they had trouble selling the ad time.
 
2012-07-29 02:49:01 PM  
Hey y'all ... finally made it back for a race.

GO 24!!
 
2012-07-29 02:49:40 PM  

penguin31: Just flipped over to the race: Sweet merciful crap those are some empty stands.


Attendance estimate is 120k... of 250k seats.
 
2012-07-29 02:49:43 PM  

Jensaarai: Whew. If it weren't for all of these commercials for NASCAR during the NASCAR race, I'm not sure I would be persuaded to watch NASCAR.


It's like the SiriusXM NASCAR channel. Every commercial break includes a commercial for NASCAR. Preaching to the choir.
 
2012-07-29 02:50:55 PM  

catastrophe averted: Hey y'all ... finally made it back for a race.

GO 24!!


heyas Cata....haven't missed much. The Idol is absent, apparently (you know what that means)...and we elected Kyle Busch Pope.
 
2012-07-29 02:50:58 PM  

catastrophe averted: Hey y'all ... finally made it back for a race.

GO 24!!


Once again, I must respectfully disagree with your choice of driver, but as long as it isn't the 48, I can live with it.
 
2012-07-29 02:51:06 PM  
I'm off to my niece's wedding. See y'all next week.
 
2012-07-29 02:51:09 PM  

catastrophe averted: Hey y'all ... finally made it back for a little bit of race.


Remember what network we're on
 
2012-07-29 02:51:57 PM  

Warchild: I'm off to my niece's wedding. See y'all next week.


See ya then.
 
2012-07-29 02:52:05 PM  

Mztlplx: catastrophe averted: Hey y'all ... finally made it back for a race.

GO 24!!

heyas Cata....haven't missed much. The Idol is absent, apparently (you know what that means)...and we elected Kyle Busch Pope.


Oh yeah....I placed 2nd on Best of the Best 9-ball yesterday, too (APA S/L 4)
 
2012-07-29 02:52:07 PM  

good_2_go: I wonder if Stremme found a sponsor? He was playing Lets Make a Deal on Twitter yesterday.


think he'd drive the UFIA car?
 
2012-07-29 02:52:42 PM  
Commercial *drink*
 
2012-07-29 02:53:31 PM  

WhyteRaven74: good_2_go: I wonder if Stremme found a sponsor? He was playing Lets Make a Deal on Twitter yesterday.

think he'd drive the UFIA car?


It's not NASCAR....it's Fark.com!
 
2012-07-29 02:54:08 PM  

DanZero: Commercial *drink*


If I had booze, and did that for every commercial, I'd be dead by now.
 
2012-07-29 02:54:53 PM  

ClavellBCMI: DanZero: Commercial *drink*

If I had booze, and did that for every commercial, I'd be dead by now.


I was waiting for a comment like that
 
2012-07-29 02:55:28 PM  

Mztlplx: Mztlplx: catastrophe averted: Hey y'all ... finally made it back for a race.

GO 24!!

heyas Cata....haven't missed much. The Idol is absent, apparently (you know what that means)...and we elected Kyle Busch Pope.

Oh yeah....I placed 2nd on Best of the Best 9-ball yesterday, too (APA S/L 4)


OMG, what happened to the idol? And CONGRATS on 2nd place!!

DanZero: catastrophe averted: Hey y'all ... finally made it back for a little bit of race.

Remember what network we're on


Thank FSM for Racebuddy. I can ignore the commercials much better this way! And I can see the whole thing from Jeff's pov.
 
2012-07-29 02:56:06 PM  

WhyteRaven74: good_2_go: I wonder if Stremme found a sponsor? He was playing Lets Make a Deal on Twitter yesterday.

think he'd drive the UFIA car?


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-29 02:57:48 PM  
Beer o clock!!!
 
2012-07-29 02:58:25 PM  
(calls 911 to check on Tkat and the idol) WE NEDZ TEH IDOLZ!!!
 
2012-07-29 02:59:08 PM  

crotchgrabber: Beer o clock!!!


Here's to ya (it's Newcastle Brown today)
 
2012-07-29 02:59:14 PM  
Gods, ESPN, does Disney need *that* much money?
 
2012-07-29 02:59:49 PM  

Warchild: I'm off to my niece's wedding. See y'all next week.


www.imageleech.net
 
2012-07-29 03:00:02 PM  
Hmm. Interesting how the Nationwide cars were able to stay somewhat more strung together than these Cup cars. Could be an aero thing, or a result of the reduced horsepower.
 
2012-07-29 03:00:51 PM  

Jensaarai: a result of the reduced horsepower


My guess.
 
2012-07-29 03:01:13 PM  
I wonder how much we'll be hearing about Corn Gas and Corn Sugar next year, when prices skyrocket because of the drought.
 
2012-07-29 03:02:45 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I wonder how much we'll be hearing about Corn Gas and Corn Sugar next year, when prices skyrocket because of the drought.


ethanol's for drinking, not for powering vehicles.
 
2012-07-29 03:03:18 PM  
Ah yes, the 2 minutes commercial to 1 minute race strategy again ESPN
 
2012-07-29 03:04:29 PM  

Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I wonder how much we'll be hearing about Corn Gas and Corn Sugar next year, when prices skyrocket because of the drought.

ethanol's for drinking, not for powering vehicles.


farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-29 03:04:56 PM  

DanZero: Ah yes, the 2 minutes commercial to 1 minute race strategy again ESPN


It's not like the race has been all that interesting.
 
2012-07-29 03:05:25 PM  
Bob Pockrass @bobpockrass
Drivers being told to save gas ... will be on edge of fuel window to do it on 1 more spot

Nate Ryan @nateryan
L95 -- Lead-lap cars pit under caution. Lots of chatter from crew chiefs asking drivers to save fuel.

/oh boy! a fuel mileage race
 
2012-07-29 03:05:34 PM  

DanZero: Ah yes, the 2 minutes commercial to 1 minute race strategy again ESPN


Yep, it's the second half of the race, which is when they think that makes perfect sense.
 
2012-07-29 03:06:01 PM  

DanZero: Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I wonder how much we'll be hearing about Corn Gas and Corn Sugar next year, when prices skyrocket because of the drought.

ethanol's for drinking, not for powering vehicles.

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]


All I know is that I have to take the carb off my lawnmower once a month to clean out the crap ethanol gas leaves behind....or I can't cut the grass.
 
2012-07-29 03:07:11 PM  

good_2_go: Bob Pockrass @bobpockrass
Drivers being told to save gas ... will be on edge of fuel window to do it on 1 more spot

Nate Ryan @nateryan
L95 -- Lead-lap cars pit under caution. Lots of chatter from crew chiefs asking drivers to save fuel.

/oh boy! a fuel mileage race


How the fark do you turn this place into a fuel mileage race?????? Or are they trying to turn every race into a fuel mileage race?
 
2012-07-29 03:09:26 PM  

ClavellBCMI: good_2_go: Bob Pockrass @bobpockrass
Drivers being told to save gas ... will be on edge of fuel window to do it on 1 more spot

Nate Ryan @nateryan
L95 -- Lead-lap cars pit under caution. Lots of chatter from crew chiefs asking drivers to save fuel.

/oh boy! a fuel mileage race

How the fark do you turn this place into a fuel mileage race?????? Or are they trying to turn every race into a fuel mileage race?


Super Seekrit green initiative by NASCAR?
 
2012-07-29 03:09:43 PM  
)*#)($*#@)(*()#@$*# !!!!!

I forgot how BAD the commercials are here
 
2012-07-29 03:10:30 PM  
I know, right?! It's like when they keep interupting the paint drying watching championships with commercials, or breaking away from the stellar TV show like grass growing watching with a commercial. Why it makes me MAD
 
2012-07-29 03:11:15 PM  
Watch, ESPN will return after the restart.
 
2012-07-29 03:11:36 PM  

DanZero: )*#)($*#@)(*()#@$*# !!!!!

I forgot how BAD the commercials are here


It is indeed sad that I miss the TNT coverage already :(.
 
2012-07-29 03:13:06 PM  

ClavellBCMI: DanZero: )*#)($*#@)(*()#@$*# !!!!!

I forgot how BAD the commercials are here

It is indeed sad that I miss the TNT coverage already :(.


It's a plan by NASCAR. the only way to avoid the commercials is to buy a ticket to the race.

/sinister
 
2012-07-29 03:13:18 PM  

ClavellBCMI: DanZero: )*#)($*#@)(*()#@$*# !!!!!

I forgot how BAD the commercials are here

It is indeed sad that I miss the TNT coverage already :(.


At least TNT doesn't pull the classic ESPN fakeout -- you know when they come back for a minute, throw out some useless update and then go back to commercial.
 
2012-07-29 03:13:36 PM  
WTF was that????
 
2012-07-29 03:13:43 PM  
That was cool.
 
2012-07-29 03:14:41 PM  
Methinks Brad needs new underpants now.
 
2012-07-29 03:15:40 PM  
JPM with a poor handling car. What could go wrong?
 
2012-07-29 03:16:11 PM  
Looks like not changing tires/changing 2 tires was not the right call today.

It's a shame JJ has to benefit from that revelation.
 
2012-07-29 03:17:28 PM  

Jensaarai: Looks like not changing tires/changing 2 tires was not the right call today.

It's a shame JJ has to benefit from that revelation.


We just need someone who didn't change tires in the right place at the right time.
 
2012-07-29 03:18:14 PM  

nursetim: JPM with a poor handling car. What could go wrong?


sometime during the remainder of this race, more poor drivers will be caught in the Juan Pablo Montaura
 
2012-07-29 03:18:36 PM  
Have fun!
 
2012-07-29 03:19:06 PM  

The Bestest: caught in the Juan Pablo Montaura


Heh.
 
2012-07-29 03:19:46 PM  
I'm at a 50th wedding anniversary party (I could not miss it, dear friends friends to me). So if it's not too late......

THE POWER OF THE IDOL COMPELS YOU!

I hope it helped.
 
2012-07-29 03:22:21 PM  

turbokat: I'm at a 50th wedding anniversary party (I could not miss it, dear friends friends to me). So if it's not too late......

THE POWER OF THE IDOL COMPELS YOU!

I hope it helped.


Thanks TK. Every little bit helps!
 
2012-07-29 03:22:40 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Restart waved off, as NASCAR still determining rules for this particular restart.
 
2012-07-29 03:22:47 PM  
I've been gone about an hour and a half. What'd I miss?
 
2012-07-29 03:23:19 PM  

turbokat: I'm at a 50th wedding anniversary party (I could not miss it, dear friends friends to me). So if it's not too late......

THE POWER OF THE IDOL COMPELS YOU!

I hope it helped.


My previous comment was directed at Warchild (stupid phone didn't quote him) but I will second that to you as well.

Glad you aren't tied up in JJ's basement.
 
2012-07-29 03:23:32 PM  

Mztlplx: Heh. Auto Parts stores. I love going in and asking for an oil filter for an '84 Benz Turbodiesel. The look of confusion is just....priceless.


Weird, looks like Napa 1385 or Wix 51385 for the 3.0l turbo engine. My Napa has one on the shelf...
 
2012-07-29 03:23:59 PM  

Tenga: I've been gone about an hour and a half. What'd I miss?


The race, like the rest of us have
 
2012-07-29 03:25:05 PM  

Tenga: I've been gone about an hour and a half. What'd I miss?


Bowyer spun, and his pit crew "fixed" the wrong corner of his car.

Casey Mears brushed the wall.

Brad K almost lost it on the restart.

JJ48 is dominating.
 
2012-07-29 03:25:40 PM  
ESPN FAKEOUT!
 
2012-07-29 03:26:02 PM  
Hai guize, good afternoon. Has y'all noticed that the 48 is running way out front? Good darn driver, that guy.
 
2012-07-29 03:27:16 PM  

ski9600: Mztlplx: Heh. Auto Parts stores. I love going in and asking for an oil filter for an '84 Benz Turbodiesel. The look of confusion is just....priceless.

Weird, looks like Napa 1385 or Wix 51385 for the 3.0l turbo engine. My Napa has one on the shelf...


Nah...mine has the metal can-type with the lifting ring. I have to get 'em online, they're never in the stores.
 
2012-07-29 03:29:39 PM  
I pray to thee, Our Lord of Acceleration, FAIL THE 48 CAR NOW!
 
2012-07-29 03:31:25 PM  

Mztlplx: ski9600: Mztlplx: Heh. Auto Parts stores. I love going in and asking for an oil filter for an '84 Benz Turbodiesel. The look of confusion is just....priceless.

Weird, looks like Napa 1385 or Wix 51385 for the 3.0l turbo engine. My Napa has one on the shelf...

Nah...mine has the metal can-type with the lifting ring. I have to get 'em online, they're never in the stores.


LIke this?

Link
 
2012-07-29 03:32:06 PM  
I'm afraid to try and PXEboot the idol for fear of taking out Mark Martin...any other suggestions?
 
2012-07-29 03:33:31 PM  

ski9600: Mztlplx: ski9600: Mztlplx: Heh. Auto Parts stores. I love going in and asking for an oil filter for an '84 Benz Turbodiesel. The look of confusion is just....priceless.

Weird, looks like Napa 1385 or Wix 51385 for the 3.0l turbo engine. My Napa has one on the shelf...

Nah...mine has the metal can-type with the lifting ring. I have to get 'em online, they're never in the stores.

LIke this?

Link


That's the one. but it's never on the shelf when I go in to check. Same for the can-type fuel filter. I can get the little plastic 90-degree cartridge pre-filter easy, just not the big can filter.
 
2012-07-29 03:34:08 PM  

technomuse: I'm afraid to try and PXEboot the idol for fear of taking out Mark Martin...any other suggestions?


Losing Mark is worth taking out JJ.
 
2012-07-29 03:34:20 PM  

technomuse: I'm afraid to try and PXEboot the idol for fear of taking out Mark Martin...any other suggestions?


Mark can handle it. For the greater good.
 
2012-07-29 03:35:07 PM  

technomuse: I'm afraid to try and PXEboot the idol for fear of taking out Mark Martin...any other suggestions?


www.blogcdn.com

If we can get someone outside holding it with one foot and leaning to the left, we may be able to get some signal out of it til the end of the race so Mark can be safe.
 
2012-07-29 03:36:23 PM  
While we were away...
 
2012-07-29 03:36:29 PM  
Damn was that tire on fire? What is this, Springfield??

Poor Jeff Burton.
 
2012-07-29 03:36:35 PM  
Burton, on the other hand...
 
2012-07-29 03:36:53 PM  

Mztlplx: ski9600: Mztlplx: ski9600: Mztlplx: Heh. Auto Parts stores. I love going in and asking for an oil filter for an '84 Benz Turbodiesel. The look of confusion is just....priceless.

Weird, looks like Napa 1385 or Wix 51385 for the 3.0l turbo engine. My Napa has one on the shelf...

Nah...mine has the metal can-type with the lifting ring. I have to get 'em online, they're never in the stores.

LIke this?

Link

That's the one. but it's never on the shelf when I go in to check. Same for the can-type fuel filter. I can get the little plastic 90-degree cartridge pre-filter easy, just not the big can filter.


Caution is out!

/there tends to be more old iron here, probably
 
2012-07-29 03:37:40 PM  
Get it right, 24!
 
2012-07-29 03:38:22 PM  

ski9600: Mztlplx: ski9600: Mztlplx: ski9600: Mztlplx: Heh. Auto Parts stores. I love going in and asking for an oil filter for an '84 Benz Turbodiesel. The look of confusion is just....priceless.

Weird, looks like Napa 1385 or Wix 51385 for the 3.0l turbo engine. My Napa has one on the shelf...

Nah...mine has the metal can-type with the lifting ring. I have to get 'em online, they're never in the stores.

LIke this?

Link

That's the one. but it's never on the shelf when I go in to check. Same for the can-type fuel filter. I can get the little plastic 90-degree cartridge pre-filter easy, just not the big can filter.

Caution is out!

/there tends to be more old iron here, probably


I'm on the beach in FL....old iron tends to rust quickly here.
 
2012-07-29 03:38:44 PM  
You all suck, 24 crew.
 
2012-07-29 03:38:48 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Get it right, 24!


Ha! Ha!
 
2012-07-29 03:41:15 PM  

Warchild: I'm off to my niece's wedding. See y'all next week.


Have fun Warch.
 
2012-07-29 03:42:27 PM  
Come on Junior! Take your fan base up to infinity by winning while taking out the 48.
 
2012-07-29 03:42:49 PM  
Jeff Gordon needs Clint Bowyer's Brickyard pit crew from a year or two back.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-29 03:44:52 PM  
Whoa, Kyle, you had him!
 
2012-07-29 03:45:10 PM  
Whoa, Kyle.
 
2012-07-29 03:45:52 PM  
Whoa... they getting a bit crazy there...
 
2012-07-29 03:47:11 PM  
Perfect.
 
2012-07-29 03:47:17 PM  
Dammit Logano.
 
2012-07-29 03:47:39 PM  
Logano gets pulled into the Montaura, takes out Kenseth
 
2012-07-29 03:47:58 PM  
Matt Kisseth the walleth
 
2012-07-29 03:48:20 PM  
Kenseth's car was on fire... and he acts like it's just another end of the race.
 
2012-07-29 03:48:29 PM  
Kenseth looks irate.
 
2012-07-29 03:48:38 PM  
Logano's not really making the case for *not* having Kenseth take his ride.
 
2012-07-29 03:49:31 PM  
The Bayne of Logano's existence.

/aero pull
 
2012-07-29 03:50:46 PM  

Mztlplx: The Bayne of Logano's existence.

/aero pull


Boooo

I laughed.
 
2012-07-29 03:50:58 PM  
Prediction on the restart: Denny Time.
 
2012-07-29 03:51:50 PM  

Jensaarai: Logano's not really making the case for *not* having Kenseth take his ride.


Kenseth gets the 20, Logano either gets JGR car #4 or goes to "Waltrip" racing.
 
2012-07-29 03:51:57 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: The Bayne of Logano's existence.

/aero pull

Boooo

I laughed.


We even elected Kyle Pope while you were out.
 
2012-07-29 03:52:19 PM  
That was almost inevitable, considering what kind of racing was going on back there in the pack the previous 2 laps...
 
2012-07-29 03:52:24 PM  

The Bestest: Prediction on the restart: Denny Time.


Desperate Kyle plays a game of Bifflewall.
 
2012-07-29 03:53:41 PM  
Chad thinks he is Joe Gibbs
 
2012-07-29 03:53:43 PM  

The Bestest: Prediction on the restart: Denny Time.


This. Let it be this.
 
2012-07-29 03:53:56 PM  

Jensaarai: The Bestest: Prediction on the restart: Denny Time.

Desperate Kyle plays a game of Bifflewall.


No, not going to happen. This time Biff keeps his foot on the floor!
 
2012-07-29 03:53:59 PM  

Mztlplx: vegaswench: Mztlplx: The Bayne of Logano's existence.

/aero pull

Boooo

I laughed.

We even elected Kyle Pope while you were out.


I saw that, very nice! The pointy hat will have a good nesting spot on his ears.

Did I just type that? For shame...
 
2012-07-29 03:56:16 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: vegaswench: Mztlplx: The Bayne of Logano's existence.

/aero pull

Boooo

I laughed.

We even elected Kyle Pope while you were out.

I saw that, very nice! The pointy hat will have a good nesting spot on his ears.

Did I just type that? For shame...


I never had you pinned for the type to make a Busch bro ear joke.
 
2012-07-29 03:57:06 PM  
Prediction: JJ burns the clutch out on the restart.

Okay, more wishful thinking than prediction, but still...
 
2012-07-29 03:57:29 PM  
Smoke's pissed. Good stuff.
 
2012-07-29 03:57:35 PM  

Jensaarai: I never had you pinned for the type to make a Busch bro ear joke.


It was an easy lobe lob, so I had to pierce it.
 
2012-07-29 03:58:20 PM  
Smoke you so funny
 
2012-07-29 03:58:59 PM  
I wonder how much Crown Royal paid for the naming rights to this race, only to have their name never mentioned on TV?
 
2012-07-29 04:00:03 PM  
brant james @brantjames
From sound of the in-car iview, Tony Stewart has deputized himself as judge/jury/wrecksacutioner if anyone blocks him again.
 
2012-07-29 04:00:24 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

As Dale Jr. assumes points lead, @ims releases even more balloons.
 
2012-07-29 04:00:28 PM  

Gonz: Smoke's pissed. Good stuff.


Afterburners... engaged
 
2012-07-29 04:01:01 PM  
I'm back. Miss anything fun?
 
2012-07-29 04:01:08 PM  

good_2_go: I wonder how much Crown Royal paid for the naming rights to this race, only to have their name never mentioned on TV?


Whoa! Dude! Did you just mention not enough ads?

/stands well away from g2g before the angry mob arrives
 
2012-07-29 04:01:28 PM  

good_2_go: brant james @brantjames
From sound of the in-car iview, Tony Stewart has deputized himself as judge/jury/wrecksacutioner if anyone blocks him again.


if I had shoop skills, there'd be one of Smoke with a Judge Dredd helmet on

/just imagine there's one here
 
2012-07-29 04:02:04 PM  

good_2_go: I wonder how much Crown Royal paid for the naming rights to this race, only to have their name never mentioned on TV?


It says Brickyard 400 on my TV lineup. But I'm really sure that there's a law about how much tobacco and alcohol averts are allowed over the TV. So, yes I think they knew.
 
2012-07-29 04:02:11 PM  

good_2_go: I wonder how much Crown Royal paid for the naming rights to this race, only to have their name never mentioned on TV?


They did not pay for TV naming rights
 
2012-07-29 04:02:29 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I'm back. Miss anything fun?


In the thread or in the race?
 
2012-07-29 04:02:29 PM  
Here's Pope Kyle's chance to invoke a bit of divine vengeance upon the heathen 48...
 
2012-07-29 04:02:57 PM  

mikaloyd: good_2_go: I wonder how much Crown Royal paid for the naming rights to this race, only to have their name never mentioned on TV?

Whoa! Dude! Did you just mention not enough ads?

/stands well away from g2g before the angry mob arrives


It's more of usually they mention the race sponsor every chance they can, *except* today.
 
2012-07-29 04:03:06 PM  

mikaloyd: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I'm back. Miss anything fun?

In the thread or in the race?


yes
 
2012-07-29 04:03:12 PM  

good_2_go: brant james @brantjames
From sound of the in-car iview, Tony Stewart has deputized himself as judge/jury/wrecksacutioner if anyone blocks him again.


Can't wait.

i302.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-29 04:03:40 PM  

ski9600: good_2_go: I wonder how much Crown Royal paid for the naming rights to this race, only to have their name never mentioned on TV?

It says Brickyard 400 on my TV lineup. But I'm really sure that there's a law about how much tobacco and alcohol averts are allowed over the TV. So, yes I think they knew.


Zero tobacco ads, I know that much...but I don't think there are limits on alcohol ads (count the beer ads during any football game).
 
2012-07-29 04:03:58 PM  
dammit Hamlin, Denny Time does NOT mean "fall back into the pack"
 
2012-07-29 04:04:06 PM  

The Bestest: good_2_go: brant james @brantjames
From sound of the in-car iview, Tony Stewart has deputized himself as judge/jury/wrecksacutioner if anyone blocks him again.

if I had shoop skills, there'd be one of Smoke with a Judge Dredd helmet on

/just imagine there's one here


I am the law
 
2012-07-29 04:04:48 PM  

The Bestest: dammit Hamlin, Denny Time does NOT mean "fall back into the pack"


More like Denny's (tm) time.
 
2012-07-29 04:04:52 PM  
Nobody has a damn thing for the 48. Maybe if Joonyerr gets another shot at a restart. But I think the Jimmie-Chad combo is too damn strong to break at this track.
 
2012-07-29 04:05:10 PM  

mikaloyd: good_2_go: I wonder how much Crown Royal paid for the naming rights to this race, only to have their name never mentioned on TV?

Whoa! Dude! Did you just mention not enough ads?

/stands well away from g2g before the angry mob arrives


How in the world did you make that connection? According to ESPN this is the Golden Corral 400.
 
2012-07-29 04:05:10 PM  

Mztlplx: Zero tobacco ads, I know that much...but I don't think there are limits on alcohol ads (count the beer ads during any football game).


There's a distinction between beer and liquors in terms of restrictions.
 
2012-07-29 04:05:14 PM  
Come on Dale.....
 
2012-07-29 04:05:33 PM  
Get your Haterade iced up, folks.
 
2012-07-29 04:06:26 PM  

Jensaarai: But I think the Jimmie-Chad combo is too damn strong to break at this track.


I think you're 100% correct.

Damn it.
 
2012-07-29 04:07:05 PM  
Nobody will catch Johnson, race over
 
2012-07-29 04:07:20 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Get your Haterade iced up, folks.


Into each life, a little rain must fall

/just a little rain
 
2012-07-29 04:07:38 PM  
48 has a damn chasm of a lead..
 
2012-07-29 04:07:50 PM  

cig-mkr: Nobody will catch Johnson, race over


Where's that Idol antenna?? Move it to the right! Higher!
 
2012-07-29 04:08:15 PM  
bleh, stupid JJ...
 
2012-07-29 04:08:51 PM  
I benched JJ and chose Smoke today. Dammit.

/No one cares about my fantasy team.
 
2012-07-29 04:08:58 PM  
C.mon, 48 fuel pump, FAIL! FAIL! I COMMAND YOU, FAIL!
 
2012-07-29 04:09:43 PM  
Let's go Newman! I want my free Bloomin' Onion with my mediocre steak tomorrow!
 
2012-07-29 04:09:45 PM  
I have to say I'm pretty impressed by Stremme and his team. Running 22nd on the lead lap in an unsponsored S&Per.
 
2012-07-29 04:09:49 PM  

vegaswench: I benched JJ and chose Smoke today. Dammit.

/No one cares about my fantasy team.


Meh...I had Kyle, but I'm still screwed on the other 3.
 
2012-07-29 04:11:03 PM  

vegaswench: I benched JJ and chose Smoke today. Dammit.

/No one cares about my fantasy team.


I benched Smoke in favor of Kenseth.

Oops.
 
2012-07-29 04:11:04 PM  

ClavellBCMI: C.mon, 48 fuel pump, FAIL! FAIL! I COMMAND YOU, FAIL!


His lead is large enough that he'd probably still coast to the win.
 
2012-07-29 04:12:33 PM  
If we get a caution, wonder how many will run out of gas?
 
2012-07-29 04:13:20 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: mikaloyd: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I'm back. Miss anything fun?

In the thread or in the race?

yes


Vegas Wench made a kyle ear joke, 29 people complained about ads and empty seats and several people want us to watch other races instead of this one. On track JJ has been dominant. Smoke threatened Ambrose with a wallin.
 
2012-07-29 04:13:22 PM  
Come on Montaura...we need a quick yellow to restack the field.
 
2012-07-29 04:14:20 PM  

mikaloyd: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: mikaloyd: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I'm back. Miss anything fun?

In the thread or in the race?

yes

Vegas Wench made a kyle ear joke, 29 people complained about ads and empty seats and several people want us to watch other races instead of this one. On track JJ has been dominant. Smoke threatened Ambrose with a wallin.


Oh, and Courtney Force's bewbs
 
2012-07-29 04:14:48 PM  
is the 88 chief asleep?
 
2012-07-29 04:15:43 PM  

Jensaarai: I benched Smoke in favor of Kenseth.


Never, ever, pick Kenseth at a flat track.

/Indy, Marty, NHIS, Phoenix
//Kenseth fan
 
2012-07-29 04:16:15 PM  

GardenWeasel: mikaloyd: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: mikaloyd: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I'm back. Miss anything fun?

In the thread or in the race?

yes

Vegas Wench made a kyle ear joke, 29 people complained about ads and empty seats and several people want us to watch other races instead of this one. On track JJ has been dominant. Smoke threatened Ambrose with a wallin.

Oh, and Courtney Force's bewbs


Oh, so that was who those knockers belonged to that I saw bouncing across my screen...
 
2012-07-29 04:16:47 PM  
looking at the crowd, you'd think it was a prelim in Olympic badminton. Actually, I'm not sure they've had so many empty seats...
 
2012-07-29 04:17:11 PM  
look, I'm not wishing violence upon him, but if JJ's right leg were to fall off, keeping him from ever driving again, I wouldn't be heartbroken.
 
2012-07-29 04:17:52 PM  
I'd chip in a ten spot for Kyle to walk behind JJ while he's kissing the bricks and give him a kick in the butt. Who's with me?
 
2012-07-29 04:18:04 PM  
Everyone is going to stick around and watch the 48 team kiss the bricks, right?
 
2012-07-29 04:18:21 PM  

vegaswench: I'd chip in a ten spot for Kyle to walk behind JJ while he's kissing the bricks and give him a kick in the butt. Who's with me?


I'm in for $20.
 
2012-07-29 04:19:08 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Everyone is going to stick around and watch the 48 team kiss the bricks, right?


Absolutely. It's like when a team I hate wins the Stanley Cup. You watch the Cup presentation, no matter what.
 
2012-07-29 04:19:24 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Everyone is going to stick around and watch the 48 team kiss the bricks, right?


TSN will switch back to Olympics as soon as they interview him in victory lane.

/hopefully
 
2012-07-29 04:19:32 PM  
I heard Jimmie Johnson's hero was Rick Mears.
 
2012-07-29 04:19:38 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Everyone is going to stick around and watch the 48 team kiss the bricks, right?


At the rate he's going, he'll finish, do a burnout, have an interview, and kiss the bricks before the rest of the field even finishes the race.
 
2012-07-29 04:20:05 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Everyone is going to stick around and watch the 48 team kiss the bricks, right?


oh yeah, I'm totally not switching over to the Olympics or the Giants game or any other thing I can find.
 
2012-07-29 04:20:06 PM  
Goddamnit, the one weekend I don't have any booze, and this shiat happens... GOD DAMN YOU, JJ!!!!
 
2012-07-29 04:20:16 PM  
img.photobucket.com


It DOES get old ESPN, it farking DOES. STFU
 
2012-07-29 04:20:19 PM  
blech
 
2012-07-29 04:20:20 PM  
Damn!
 
2012-07-29 04:20:53 PM  

vegaswench: the biggest redneck here: Everyone is going to stick around and watch the 48 team kiss the bricks, right?

Absolutely. It's like when a team I hate wins the Stanley Cup. You watch the Cup presentation, no matter what.


So we're booing the Commissioner while Johnson kisses the bricks?
 
2012-07-29 04:20:53 PM  
And there it is. Congrats, JJ.
 
2012-07-29 04:21:19 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Goddamnit, the one weekend I don't have any booze, and this shiat happens... GOD DAMN YOU, JJ!!!!


Moral:

GET THIS MAN SOME BOOZE NEXT WEEK
 
2012-07-29 04:21:20 PM  
Puke
 
2012-07-29 04:21:39 PM  
Blick!
 
2012-07-29 04:21:45 PM  

mrtk421: I heard Jimmie Johnson's hero was Rick Mears.


What?! Where did you hear that?!
 
2012-07-29 04:22:19 PM  

Gonz: Absolutely. It's like when a team I hate wins the Stanley Cup. You watch the Cup presentation, no matter what.

So we're booing the Commissioner while Johnson kisses the bricks?


Where's Mr. France? Let's do this!
 
2012-07-29 04:22:56 PM  
what a piece of shiat, doing a burn out on the bricks.
 
2012-07-29 04:23:07 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Jimmie Johnson wins. Several hours ago.
 
2012-07-29 04:24:00 PM  
karma dictates he run out of gas on his victory lap.
 
2012-07-29 04:24:08 PM  
And next week, we're at Pocono? Yay.
 
2012-07-29 04:25:02 PM  
How depressing.
 
2012-07-29 04:25:09 PM  

Gonz: And next week, we're at Pocono? Yay.


Over/under on pit road penalties?
 
2012-07-29 04:25:16 PM  
Congrats to you JJ fans, and congrats to the Dale Jr. fans for his being first in points.

See ya in Pocono!
 
2012-07-29 04:25:52 PM  

Baby Face Fister: How depressing.


Gonna be a real shiat week now
 
2012-07-29 04:26:58 PM  
Thread was fun at least. See you next week fans!
 
2012-07-29 04:27:48 PM  
Fun thread, as always. Good race, congrats to JJ on a deserved win. See ya'll next week....
 
2012-07-29 04:27:49 PM  

Mztlplx: karma dictates he run out of gas on his victory lap.


Close.
 
2012-07-29 04:29:52 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: look, I'm not wishing violence upon him, but if JJ's right leg were to fall off, keeping him from ever driving again, I wouldn't be heartbroken.


He might come back with much vengeance upon you! With a broken body.

Link

/hate's the idol, #16 fan
 
2012-07-29 04:32:05 PM  
See y'all in Pocono next week. If this migraine goes away by then. UGH!
 
2012-07-29 04:33:06 PM  
Ok, one more

nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Jimmie Johnson wins the Crown Royal Presents The Curtiss Shaver 400 At The Brickyard Presented by (CONTINUED ON NEXT TWEET).

That eases the pain a bit. See ya next week
 
2012-07-29 04:37:39 PM  

catastrophe averted: See y'all in Pocono next week. If this migraine goes away by then. UGH!


Sorry about yer head catastrophe.
 
2012-07-29 04:44:49 PM  
/makes mental note to self: Self, add the "commercial" to "danica" for list of words in Nascar thread titles that mean "Restless natives inside. Run Away"
 
2012-07-29 04:47:04 PM  
oooh, lookit the fancy pillows!
La ti da!
 
2012-07-29 04:48:43 PM  
Heheheh @ that incredibly enthusiastic JJ fan, and the kid looking like all the adults are insane for kissing the ground.
 
2012-07-29 04:49:07 PM  
trying to get his little girl to kiss the racing surface was amusing.

them doing it 18 times for photos with different hats is retarded though
 
2012-07-29 05:30:34 PM  
Gonz: Absolutely. It's like when a team I hate wins the Stanley Cup. You watch the Cup presentation, no matter what.

While waiting for JJ to drink his milk & kiss his bricks, should I delve into Indianapolis hockey trivia? Wayne Gretzky began his pro career in the same building where Elvis ended? And yet which one's got the hot daughter?
i88.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-29 06:35:40 PM  

GardenWeasel:
Oh, and Courtney Force's bewbs


I suppose the best thing about nailing a drag racer would be that she thinks 10 seconds is a really long time.
 
2012-07-29 06:36:04 PM  
/ high-fives "My team sucks" in the Fantasy League
 
2012-07-29 06:54:56 PM  

FlyingJ: And yet which one's got the hot daughte


Yikes.

Tough call based on their prime hotness. However, based off first GIS image available when searched by their names: I'm going with The Great One's Daughter.

Paulina Gretzky(the one to the right)
www.sportsgrid.com

Lisa Marie Presley
images.askmen.com
 
2012-07-29 06:55:58 PM  
Oh yeah,

GM has won the brickyard 10 years in a row now.
 
2012-07-29 07:56:32 PM  
soopey GM has won the brickyard 10 years in a row now.

No surprise,perhaps because the Chevrolet Bros are buried in Indianapolis(they were fat Swiss, not Fat Frenchmen)
 
2012-07-29 08:15:29 PM  

FlyingJ: soopey GM has won the brickyard 10 years in a row now.

No surprise,perhaps because the Chevrolet Bros are buried in Indianapolis(they were fat Swiss, not Fat Frenchmen)


That makes them holey?

/I'll be here all week.
// Try the veal.
 
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