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(NASCAR)   Commercial. One lap. Commercial. Show another lap. Commercial. Caution during commercial. Commercial. Its the (commercial) Brickyard 4(commercial)00 live (commercial) from Indy. Co(mmercial) starts at (commercial) noon ET on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 436
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2012-07-29 11:58:24 AM
It's not even the damn Brickyard 400 anymore!
What's next, the "'Can You Blow Me Where the Pampers Is' presented by Mel's Char Palace, not available on dish 400*"?

WTF?


*final laps not aired or streamed live
 
2012-07-29 12:04:43 PM
Two wrongs don't make a right. Two Wright's make an airplane. 300-2400 left's make a NASCAR race
 
2012-07-29 12:08:49 PM
Hmm its sposed to be starting and all I see is pre race
 
2012-07-29 12:09:56 PM
I love going to Indy for the 500, been there the last 20 years or so. I went to the Brickyard 400 a few years back and didn't care for it, very little passing. Montoya should have won that year but for a (in my opinion) bogus penalty in the pits.
 
2012-07-29 12:12:45 PM
Good tag choice subby.
 
2012-07-29 12:13:23 PM
Green flag is 1:20 eastern time.
 
2012-07-29 12:14:20 PM
GO 31
 
2012-07-29 12:20:16 PM

Chakro: I love going to Indy for the 500, been there the last 20 years or so. I went to the Brickyard 400 a few years back and didn't care for it, very little passing. Montoya should have won that year but for a (in my opinion) bogus penalty in the pits.


We ain't goin let them damn Mexucans win one of ar Murican races!

/Murica!
 
2012-07-29 12:22:03 PM

Gimme The Busket: Chakro: I love going to Indy for the 500, been there the last 20 years or so. I went to the Brickyard 400 a few years back and didn't care for it, very little passing. Montoya should have won that year but for a (in my opinion) bogus penalty in the pits.

We ain't goin let them damn Mexucans win one of ar Murican races!

/Murica!


I heard that a lot at the track when the race was over, believe it or not.
 
2012-07-29 12:24:46 PM
I'm sure you will all be sad to hear, but I must inform you... The electric motorcycle race has been delayed due to fog.
 
2012-07-29 12:25:34 PM
 
2012-07-29 12:25:59 PM

Chakro: I heard that a lot at the track when the race was over, believe it or not.


I'm making my surprised face right now.
 
2012-07-29 12:26:08 PM
Whomever got the green on this thread...you're magnificent. I should know better than to drink a soda and read the sports tab.

\Diet Rockstar hurts when it's nasally ejected...
 
2012-07-29 12:26:19 PM
Title made me think this was the Olympics thread.
 
2012-07-29 12:26:47 PM

Chakro: Gimme The Busket: Chakro: I love going to Indy for the 500, been there the last 20 years or so. I went to the Brickyard 400 a few years back and didn't care for it, very little passing. Montoya should have won that year but for a (in my opinion) bogus penalty in the pits.

We ain't goin let them damn Mexucans win one of ar Murican races!

/Murica!

I heard that a lot at the track when the race was over, believe it or not.


I was at Bristol about 5 years ago and Montoya wasn't even a factor in the race. Yet the guy in front of me could do nothing but yell racial and ethnic slurs about Montoya's (non-existent) Mexican heritage. I almost got drunk enough to punch him in the back of the head.
 
2012-07-29 12:28:47 PM
Brand new for 2012, this year's ESPN Clippy !

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2012-07-29 12:29:17 PM

crotchgrabber: I'm sure you will all be sad to hear, but I must inform you... The electric motorcycle race has been delayed due to fog.


Actually some of the electric motorcycles are kinda fast these days

Onboard video of electric bike racing up Pikes Peak
 
2012-07-29 12:30:02 PM
Went to the first six of these. It was so hot I thought we were all gonna die. Never again. It's too nice and cool right here in my living room. Beer's cheaper too.

Go Kasey!
 
2012-07-29 12:30:18 PM

Chakro: I love going to Indy for the 500, been there the last 20 years or so. I went to the Brickyard 400 a few years back and didn't care for it, very little passing. Montoya should have won that year but for a (in my opinion) bogus penalty in the pits.


92 was my first year for the 500 and go back every year. Also 4 of the F1 races. I have never had a desire to see the cup cars there.
 
2012-07-29 12:33:24 PM

mikaloyd: crotchgrabber: I'm sure you will all be sad to hear, but I must inform you... The electric motorcycle race has been delayed due to fog.

Actually some of the electric motorcycles are kinda fast these days

Onboard video of electric bike racing up Pikes Peak


They're kinda neat, but the lack of noise is a trip.
 
2012-07-29 12:34:19 PM
I just had a waking nightmare of Merideth 'Money Shot' Viera and Matt Lauer trying to call the Brickyard. Instead of green flag pit stops, we get Ryan Seacrest interviewing Danica, and then Costas and Lauer making AJ Foyt weight jokes anytime Tony Stewart is on screen.
 
2012-07-29 12:37:47 PM

technomuse: I just had a waking nightmare of Merideth 'Money Shot' Viera and Matt Lauer trying to call the Brickyard. Instead of green flag pit stops, we get Ryan Seacrest interviewing Danica, and then Costas and Lauer making AJ Foyt weight jokes anytime Tony Stewart is on screen.


Oh dear God no. That's like mixing cleaners together. Highly dangerous. Let the crappy commentary stay far apart, please.
 
2012-07-29 12:41:38 PM

DanZero: technomuse: I just had a waking nightmare of Merideth 'Money Shot' Viera and Matt Lauer trying to call the Brickyard. Instead of green flag pit stops, we get Ryan Seacrest interviewing Danica, and then Costas and Lauer making AJ Foyt weight jokes anytime Tony Stewart is on screen.

Oh dear God no. That's like mixing cleaners together. Highly dangerous. Let the crappy commentary stay far apart, please.


You may be on to something there, as I was cleaning the kitchen when that thought collided into my head. Think I will go air out the floor...
 
2012-07-29 12:44:07 PM

technomuse: I just had a waking nightmare of Merideth 'Money Shot' Viera and Matt Lauer trying to call the Brickyard. Instead of green flag pit stops, we get Ryan Seacrest interviewing Danica, and then Costas and Lauer making AJ Foyt weight jokes anytime Tony Stewart is on screen.


What is wrong with you. Seek immediate mental health counseling.
 
2012-07-29 12:45:42 PM
Let's go, Smoke!
 
2012-07-29 12:47:46 PM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Two wrongs don't make a right. Two Wright's make an airplane. 300-2400 left's make a NASCAR race


Quit saying right or even words that sound like right, you'll cause a major accident.

Then again, it's probably better for the sport if you do.

Right on!
 
2012-07-29 12:52:00 PM
Sweet miss liberty those stands are empty.
 
2012-07-29 12:53:04 PM
I get to watch (brought to you by Fishy Joe's) about half before (ride the Walrus) I go to work.

Go prime (buy ACME) numbered cars!
 
2012-07-29 12:53:37 PM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Two wrongs don't make a right. Two Wright's make an airplane. 300-2400 left's make a NASCAR race


Two apostrophe fouls make a Fark comment?
 
2012-07-29 01:00:15 PM

Chakro: I love going to Indy for the 500, been there the last 20 years or so. I went to the Brickyard 400 a few years back and didn't care for it, very little passing. Montoya should have won that year but for a (in my opinion) bogus penalty in the pits.


I don't remember the Indy 500 having much passing either, imagine something involving Tony George has a lot of advertising forced on it to pad his pockets some more.....

/fark Tony George
 
2012-07-29 01:01:27 PM
I came for the race but this "pre-race" shiat is getting longer then the race....
I'll take Kevin Harvick and Kurt Busch as my picks.
 
2012-07-29 01:03:39 PM
Going to the store, anyone need anything? Be back around lap 50. Don't let Kurt's engine blow up today, kthxbye.
 
2012-07-29 01:04:23 PM
It's non-evil Opie
 
2012-07-29 01:04:46 PM
Opie is the pace car driver? Cool!
 
2012-07-29 01:05:18 PM
:::yawn::: :::stretch:::: :::belch::::

Mornin' all.

/this Mztlplx brought to you by the Home Depot. Let's get things done.
 
2012-07-29 01:06:13 PM

vegaswench: Going to the store, anyone need anything? Be back around lap 50. Don't let Kurt's engine blow up today, kthxbye.


Bring back a funny nascar thread please
 
2012-07-29 01:06:14 PM
Go Matt!
 
2012-07-29 01:07:20 PM
Osprey flyover. Never seen that before
 
2012-07-29 01:07:35 PM
Hey! OV-22 Ospreys! And they're not crashing!
 
2012-07-29 01:07:44 PM
I wonder if the guy holding the Florida flag wang feels awkward.
 
2012-07-29 01:08:08 PM
I was at the inaugural race in '94, and a few years later got Jeff Gordon to autograph my ticket.

/cool story bro
 
2012-07-29 01:08:22 PM

vegaswench: Going to the store, anyone need anything? Be back around lap 50. Don't let Kurt's engine blow up today, kthxbye.


Lap 50 no way , they'll still be on the parade laps sponsored by (fill in the sponsor name)
 
2012-07-29 01:08:52 PM

Foaming: I wonder if the guy holding the Florida flag wang feels awkward.


nah, it's not awkward. We all walk around holding our wangs down here.
 
2012-07-29 01:09:17 PM

Warchild: I was at the inaugural race in '94, and a few years later got Jeff Gordon to autograph my ticket.

/cool story bro


In lipstick?
 
2012-07-29 01:10:37 PM
Carl Edwards bumping a clown car scares the heck out of me.
 
2012-07-29 01:11:18 PM
Dale Jarrett is looking rather grandfatherly nowadays. And pretty well-fed.
 
2012-07-29 01:11:43 PM
Huh Dale , I thought the Daytona 500 was the most important race ?
 
2012-07-29 01:11:45 PM

technomuse: Carl Edwards bumping a clown car scares the heck out of me.


Opie is dating octomom?
 
2012-07-29 01:12:06 PM
I don't get espn here. I think I forgot to record this one. Track inspection right now, fog is burning off, I'm off the clock at12. Beer in the cooler waiting.
 
2012-07-29 01:12:45 PM

AngryDesertDweller: Huh Dale , I thought the Daytona 500 was the most important race ?


That was when it was a double points race.
 
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