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DanZero		2012-07-29 02:15:44 PM

The Bestest: Mztlplx: Wha happened to Clint? I was getting a beer....

the very aura of Montoya spun him

No, no! That was 5 Hour Energy, not 5 Hour Fast Dry!

Mztlplx		2012-07-29 02:15:57 PM

And I saw KyBu putting out a ton of black smoke coming out of the pits earlier. Anyone know?

DanZero		2012-07-29 02:16:22 PM

Ok what's going on with no west coast ad AT&T? Trying to make my clippy look stupid?

technomuse		2012-07-29 02:16:50 PM

Mztlplx: And I saw KyBu putting out a ton of black smoke coming out of the pits earlier. Anyone know?

No joy on electing a pope, I guess...

Mztlplx		2012-07-29 02:17:37 PM

Heh. Auto Parts stores. I love going in and asking for an oil filter for an '84 Benz Turbodiesel. The look of confusion is just....priceless.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-07-29 02:17:51 PM

ok, I think this Facebook biatch commercial is this year's WE ARE

Mztlplx		2012-07-29 02:18:14 PM

technomuse: Mztlplx: And I saw KyBu putting out a ton of black smoke coming out of the pits earlier. Anyone know?

No joy on electing a pope, I guess...

Pope Kurt. Now *that* would be fun.

DanZero		2012-07-29 02:18:19 PM

technomuse: Mztlplx: And I saw KyBu putting out a ton of black smoke coming out of the pits earlier. Anyone know?

No joy on electing a pope, I guess...

www.teamjimmyjoe.com

Sorry bro!

emonk		2012-07-29 02:18:40 PM

DanZero: Ok what's going on with no west coast ad AT&T? Trying to make my clippy look stupid?

Ever notice that that chick's smile is a frown?

DanZero		2012-07-29 02:19:01 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ok, I think this Facebook biatch commercial is this year's WE ARE

It's getting there on the "Urge to Kill" meter

The Bestest		2012-07-29 02:19:59 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ok, I think this Facebook biatch commercial is this year's WE ARE

that's an olllld commercial though.. no idea why Toyota decided to bring it back

crotchgrabber		2012-07-29 02:20:45 PM

My traffic control crew are losing their minds.

Mztlplx		2012-07-29 02:20:59 PM

Awright Brad. Hard left on the restart. that's all I ask.

Stitch Jones		2012-07-29 02:21:05 PM

Time for my annual post in the NASCAR thread. Welcome to the neighborhood. Thanks for parking on my lawn. Hope you come back next year.

DanZero		2012-07-29 02:21:25 PM

The Bestest: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ok, I think this Facebook biatch commercial is this year's WE ARE

that's an olllld commercial though.. no idea why Toyota decided to bring it back

Rather that old Toyota ad than this one

Mztlplx		2012-07-29 02:22:15 PM

Stitch Jones: Time for my annual post in the NASCAR thread. Welcome to the neighborhood. Thanks for parking on my lawn. Hope you come back next year.

Put up a sign and charge $10 per spot. at least it'd pay for the grass seed to fix it after.....

ClavellBCMI		2012-07-29 02:22:16 PM

Damnit, the Biff just had to go and give the 48 a big push on the restart.

Gonz		2012-07-29 02:24:13 PM

Mztlplx: Pope Kurt. Now *that* would be fun.

The only pope I recognize is Pope Michael, from Kansas.

Stitch Jones		2012-07-29 02:24:50 PM

Mztlplx: Stitch Jones: Time for my annual post in the NASCAR thread. Welcome to the neighborhood. Thanks for parking on my lawn. Hope you come back next year.

Put up a sign and charge $10 per spot. at least it'd pay for the grass seed to fix it after.....

I charge $8 and I don't block in. Also gets you access to the spare bathroom in the garage.

Mztlplx		2012-07-29 02:27:14 PM

Stitch Jones: Mztlplx: Stitch Jones: Time for my annual post in the NASCAR thread. Welcome to the neighborhood. Thanks for parking on my lawn. Hope you come back next year.

Put up a sign and charge $10 per spot. at least it'd pay for the grass seed to fix it after.....

I charge $8 and I don't block in. Also gets you access to the spare bathroom in the garage.

Bathroom too?? If I ever come to the Brickyard, I'm parking on *your* lawn.

/the Benz doesn't drip much oil...it just marks its territory. Whaddaya want for 250K miles?

DanZero		2012-07-29 02:27:28 PM

Hey, great idea! Give us sticks and let us whack these commercials!

Foaming		2012-07-29 02:28:19 PM

A pinata full of confetti seems like it'd be a big disappointment

Mztlplx		2012-07-29 02:29:09 PM

Foaming: A pinata full of confetti seems like it'd be a big disappointment

Depends on what might be blotted onto the confetti......

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-07-29 02:31:05 PM

Gonz: Mztlplx: Pope Kurt. Now *that* would be fun.

The only pope I recognize is Pope Michael, from Kansas.

this is my pope

www.examiner.com

crotchgrabber		2012-07-29 02:31:17 PM

Daytona sport bike race is going. Tires can't get any heat. Sliding out a lot. Fog is burning off. I can see blue sky in a few spots.

Mztlplx		2012-07-29 02:33:15 PM

Is it just me, or do the Toyotas seem slow this year?

DanZero		2012-07-29 02:35:05 PM

nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Chad Norris: "Guys, get ready, he's coming in again." Crew: "He's pitting again?" Chad: "Sorry - that was meant for the ESPN Pit Studio."

technomuse		2012-07-29 02:35:15 PM

Mztlplx: Is it just me, or do the Toyotas seem slow this year?

We've secretly replaced the Toyota engine with a Lotus ...let's see if anyone notices...

DanZero		2012-07-29 02:35:40 PM

That chick has a real evil smile

Jensaarai		2012-07-29 02:35:41 PM

Mztlplx: Is it just me, or do the Toyotas seem slow this year?

MWR was pretty quick earlier this year. I think it's more a case that Toyota teams just haven't kept up development at the same rate as Ford and Chevy.

The Bestest		2012-07-29 02:35:51 PM

Shut up, Erin. I know what probiotics do.

_{/they help me poop}

Mztlplx		2012-07-29 02:39:40 PM

heh. i noticed that the crew guy at the front of Hornish's car checked both the hood pins as he crossed over....

good_2_go		2012-07-29 02:41:07 PM

Can't go west, can't go east
I'm stuck in Indianapolis
With a fuel pump that's deceased
Ten days on the road now
I'm four hours from my home town
Is this Hell or Indianapolis
With no way to get around

Mztlplx		2012-07-29 02:42:36 PM

The 43 should be blue. Always.

/just looks wrong.

Jensaarai		2012-07-29 02:43:48 PM

After Juablo's performance in the Grand Am race, I'm surprised they even let him on the track for the Cup race.

good_2_go		2012-07-29 02:44:06 PM

I wonder if Stremme found a sponsor? He was playing Lets Make a Deal on Twitter yesterday.

ClavellBCMI		2012-07-29 02:44:26 PM

Mztlplx: The 43 should be blue. Always.

/just looks wrong.

Agreed, that is one fugly look for the 43, red and blue or nothing.

Mztlplx		2012-07-29 02:44:28 PM

Landon Cassill leads (until he pits). that's something I thought I'd never see.

good_2_go		2012-07-29 02:46:41 PM

Monte Dutton @MonteDutton
Juan Pablo Montoya "has lost all stability." He's Syria.

Jensaarai		2012-07-29 02:47:42 PM

Whew. If it weren't for all of these commercials for NASCAR during the NASCAR race, I'm not sure I would be persuaded to watch NASCAR.

penguin31		2012-07-29 02:47:44 PM

Just flipped over to the race: Sweet merciful crap those are some empty stands.

good_2_go		2012-07-29 02:48:05 PM

Mztlplx: The 43 should be blue. Always.

/just looks wrong.

tweeted minutes ago...

penguin31		2012-07-29 02:48:44 PM

Jensaarai: Whew. If it weren't for all of these commercials for NASCAR during the NASCAR race, I'm not sure I would be persuaded to watch NASCAR.

As I understand it, NASCAR promos during the race typically mean they had trouble selling the ad time.

catastrophe averted		2012-07-29 02:49:01 PM

Hey y'all ... finally made it back for a race.

GO 24!!

ClavellBCMI		2012-07-29 02:49:40 PM

penguin31: Just flipped over to the race: Sweet merciful crap those are some empty stands.

Attendance estimate is 120k... of 250k seats.

good_2_go		2012-07-29 02:49:43 PM

Jensaarai: Whew. If it weren't for all of these commercials for NASCAR during the NASCAR race, I'm not sure I would be persuaded to watch NASCAR.

It's like the SiriusXM NASCAR channel. Every commercial break includes a commercial for NASCAR. Preaching to the choir.

Mztlplx		2012-07-29 02:50:55 PM

catastrophe averted: Hey y'all ... finally made it back for a race.

GO 24!!

heyas Cata....haven't missed much. The Idol is absent, apparently (you know what that means)...and we elected Kyle Busch Pope.

ClavellBCMI		2012-07-29 02:50:58 PM

catastrophe averted: Hey y'all ... finally made it back for a race.

GO 24!!

Once again, I must respectfully disagree with your choice of driver, but as long as it isn't the 48, I can live with it.