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(Fox News)   This slideshow of famous redheads will leave you thinking one thing... "Holy Jesus, Seth Green is a midget:"   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2012-07-29 08:09:44 AM  
No Felicia Day? Fail. (I don't care if she's mostly just famous in geek circles).

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2012-07-29 08:35:17 AM  
Yeah but he looks sort of badass standing next to a model who towers over him.
 
2012-07-29 09:17:23 AM  

Mugato: Yeah but he looks sort of badass standing next to a model who towers over him.


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"Mock me all you want, I get to go up on her every night."
 
2012-07-29 09:47:11 AM  
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Molly Ringwald. Forever alone.
 
2012-07-29 10:10:13 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Mugato: Yeah but he looks sort of badass standing next to a model who towers over him.

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"Mock me all you want, I get to go up on her every night."


His head is nearly at tit-level.
 
2012-07-29 10:40:19 AM  
I loved him in Party Monster.
 
2012-07-29 10:42:31 AM  
Ginger thread in 3...2...1
 
2012-07-29 10:44:49 AM  
All these people and not one soul among them
 
2012-07-29 10:45:45 AM  

Mugato: Yeah but he looks sort of badass standing next to a model who towers over him.


Not really... ;)
 
2012-07-29 10:47:09 AM  

Ed Finnerty: FirstNationalBastard: Mugato: Yeah but he looks sort of badass standing next to a model who towers over him.

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"Mock me all you want, I get to go up on her every night."

His head is nearly at tit-level.


You say that like it's a bad thing. Perfect view.
 
2012-07-29 10:52:50 AM  
Wendy?

Really?
 
2012-07-29 10:57:14 AM  
Simon Pegg is IN THE SLIDESHOW and not mentioned. Yeesh.
 
2012-07-29 10:57:29 AM  
Fox could learn a thing or two from Fark ginger threads
 
2012-07-29 10:58:04 AM  
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Really, Fox? Not only did you stop at 19, not only did you put the Wendy's logo instead of actually putting Wendy or Morgan Smith Goodwin (mrowr), but you skipped Kari???

F.A.I.L.
 
2012-07-29 11:00:27 AM  

FVendetta: Simon Pegg is IN THE SLIDESHOW and not mentioned. Yeesh.


Yeah, I looked at the picture, saw the caption and had a moment of complete mental disconnect.
 
2012-07-29 11:01:04 AM  
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I think they forgot one.
 
2012-07-29 11:01:46 AM  
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/for various values of famous
 
2012-07-29 11:03:28 AM  

FriarReb98: [i29.photobucket.com image 437x730]

Really, Fox? Not only did you stop at 19, not only did you put the Wendy's logo instead of actually putting Wendy or Morgan Smith Goodwin (mrowr), but you skipped Kari???

F.A.I.L.


It's a slideshow about Redheads, not average looking, annoying broads who dye their hair the color of clowns.

/well, except Lucy. But she was funny.
 
2012-07-29 11:03:48 AM  
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Another glaring omission.

\starting to wonder if the real name of said slideshow should be "list of redheads we can contractually use in this slideshow"
 
2012-07-29 11:04:40 AM  
Those of you who aren't as short as Seth and I are will never appreciate some of the benefits of being nearly a foot shorter than the woman in bed with you. For instance: does she have bad breath? It doesn't matter, because you don't have a step ladder at hand, so you'll never know. Want to have sex off the side of a mattress on the floor (no bed frame)? Easy! You don't even have to bend your knees.

Also, we'd like to pass a law making all beds, tables, chairs, and counters no higher than 3 feet in the air. Can you tall people help get behind this for us?
 
2012-07-29 11:04:50 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: FriarReb98: [i29.photobucket.com image 437x730]

Really, Fox? Not only did you stop at 19, not only did you put the Wendy's logo instead of actually putting Wendy or Morgan Smith Goodwin (mrowr), but you skipped Kari???

F.A.I.L.

It's a slideshow about Redheads, not average looking, annoying broads who dye their hair the color of clowns.

/well, except Lucy. But she was funny.


Let's see if this gets any bites.
 
2012-07-29 11:05:13 AM  

FriarReb98: [i1227.photobucket.com image 200x300]

Another glaring omission.

\starting to wonder if the real name of said slideshow should be "list of redheads we can contractually use in this slideshow"


I'm glad Fox left that one off the list, too.
 
2012-07-29 11:07:03 AM  

FriarReb98: FirstNationalBastard: FriarReb98: [i29.photobucket.com image 437x730]

Really, Fox? Not only did you stop at 19, not only did you put the Wendy's logo instead of actually putting Wendy or Morgan Smith Goodwin (mrowr), but you skipped Kari???

F.A.I.L.

It's a slideshow about Redheads, not average looking, annoying broads who dye their hair the color of clowns.

/well, except Lucy. But she was funny.

Let's see if this gets any bites.


Aye, 9/10 on that. That's like a jig with a worm connected to a harpoon connected to a bomb.
 
2012-07-29 11:09:57 AM  
Debra Messing is not a true ginger. Neither are Cynthia Nixon nor Lucille Ball, both of whom are/were blond.
 
2012-07-29 11:12:12 AM  
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I'll add more as I get to it...

\admittedly not the best Rachel Nichols picture, but still
 
2012-07-29 11:13:04 AM  
Jesus farking Christ people, quit kvetching about who's really a redhead and post redhead pics! This is Fark, is that really that farking hard??
 
2012-07-29 11:16:21 AM  
I've always known Seth Green was a midget, but that doesn't mean I don't think he's hot as hell.
 
2012-07-29 11:22:40 AM  
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/fap
 
2012-07-29 11:23:04 AM  

FriarReb98: Jesus farking Christ people, quit kvetching about who's really a redhead and post redhead pics! This is Fark, is that really that farking hard??


Sorry, man--you're right.

Okay, here goes...

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2012-07-29 11:27:57 AM  
Seth is tiny but his wife is hot and he gets paid to do Robot Chicken so I'm pretty sure he isn't biatching about his life
 
2012-07-29 11:29:10 AM  
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And a FAR better of Kevin McKidd than what they're showing....

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Love for David Wenham too....

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And who could forget Wash?
 
2012-07-29 11:33:26 AM  
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2012-07-29 11:39:08 AM  
That girl in the Wendy's commercials always gives me half a chub. I would love to put my face in her baconater
 
2012-07-29 11:41:38 AM  
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2012-07-29 11:48:24 AM  

Master Chuin: That girl in the Wendy's commercials always gives me half a chub. I would love to put my face in her baconater


+1
 
2012-07-29 11:48:55 AM  
Here are a few of my faves:

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Charles Dance

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Jared Harris

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Eric Stoltz


/hot, hot, hot!
 
2012-07-29 11:51:27 AM  
Two things missing:

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2012-07-29 11:58:53 AM  

Master Chuin: That girl in the Wendy's commercials always gives me half a chub. I would love to put my face in her baconater


Your statement puts this commercial in a whole new light.
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2012-07-29 12:02:33 PM  
Oh, this thread again.

"There's a redhead on some shiat science fiction show three people on earth GAS about and she wasn't included! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"

You know, THAT thread.
 
2012-07-29 12:11:51 PM  

Rubber Biscuit: Oh, this thread again.

"There's a redhead on some shiat science fiction show three people on earth GAS about and she wasn't included! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"

You know, THAT thread.


Oh, it's that guy again.

"There's a redhead thread, so instead of doing something productive I'll just troll! HOOOOOORRRAAAYYYYY!"

You know, THAT guy.
 
2012-07-29 12:12:23 PM  

Rubber Biscuit: Oh, this thread again.

"There's a redhead on some shiat science fiction show three people on earth GAS about and she wasn't included! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"

You know, THAT thread.


You sound fat.
 
2012-07-29 12:14:19 PM  

Mulchpuppy: Rubber Biscuit: Oh, this thread again.

"There's a redhead on some shiat science fiction show three people on earth GAS about and she wasn't included! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"

You know, THAT thread.

Oh, it's that guy again.

"There's a redhead thread, so instead of doing something productive I'll just troll! HOOOOOORRRAAAYYYYY!"

You know, THAT guy.


I HATE that guy!!
 
2012-07-29 12:20:20 PM  
Incorrect supposition, subster. I was left marvelling at the size of Tiffany's rack. Apparently, that escaped my attention somehow...
 
2012-07-29 12:25:18 PM  
List fails without Link
 
Skr
2012-07-29 12:27:37 PM  

WarehouseMouse: Incorrect supposition, subster. I was left marvelling at the size of Tiffany's rack. Apparently, that escaped my attention somehow...


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"On the cover of virtually every teen magazine in the 1980s, pop singer Tiffany was known for her red hair and hits tits"

-as per my original Freudian misreading.
 
2012-07-29 12:28:14 PM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: List fails without Link


But what about Zelda?

/Does Elvira count? She didn't get famous for being a redhead.
 
2012-07-29 12:32:37 PM  
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/ So much potential
 
2012-07-29 12:35:36 PM  
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2012-07-29 12:36:52 PM  
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/ sigh
 
2012-07-29 12:39:35 PM  
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Looks great, sounds even better
 
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