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(Bismarck Tribune)   Another proud day in the War on Drugs as a woman gets her apartment searched by cops with a warrant because two knuckleheads broke into it hoping to steal some marijuana   (bismarcktribune.com) divider line 19
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2012-07-29 09:35:44 AM
3 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: what's so special about pot anyway? it never got me laid.


It helps if you are getting high with a member of the opposite sex. Or in your case a member of the same sex since you're obviously closeted.
2012-07-29 05:05:10 PM
2 votes:
Did the cops catch the evil marijuana?
2012-07-29 09:47:45 AM
2 votes:

PunkRockLawyer: I only know "dugout" as a baseball reference. What is it in this context?


I didn't want to seem "un-hip" and not "with it" by asking myself.
2012-07-29 09:47:08 AM
2 votes:

Pockafrusta: Thank you, Harry J Anslinger...

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Yes but, will it make negro women have sex with white men?
2012-07-29 09:08:32 AM
2 votes:
Cops are so full of shiat. I have jury duty this week and I hope to God that I get the chance to let somebody off of a drug charge. I don't care how guilty they are.
2012-07-29 08:51:30 AM
2 votes:
if marijuana didn't make u all "goofy" like i'd say legalize it. but with today's glum economy you can't afford to have anyone "goof"ing off. am i right? take your swing at me!

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2012-07-29 05:43:52 PM
1 votes:

orbister: notatrollorami: Pot is among the least harmful/most beneficial of all mind altering substances and should absolutely not be illegal.

Do stoners not notice the befuddled fools wandering around, brains fried and life ruined by pot, or are they just too busy going on and on and on and on about their own use, the difficulties of finding supplies and all the other aspects of obsession to notice?

The case for legalisation is string, but weakened by wilful ignorance.


I don't know what stoners do outside of the ones I see in movies. I do know that asking the question is like asking "do alcoholics not notice all the child abuse, cirrhosis, car accidents, etc. etc.". If you are of the opinion that people who use marijuana are universally, or even primarily, unmotivated losers whose lives are defined by their drug use then you are woefully misguided. And prohibition of marijuana has caused far, far greater problems than its use ever could.

BTW, I don't know what you're smoking, but I find the case for legalization to be more powerful than string. Hemp rope would be a better analogue, I think. But I could be wrong. I might just be showing my willful ignorance.
2012-07-29 05:00:26 PM
1 votes:
Unpossible. All marijuana addicts are role model citizens. I learned this on fark.
2012-07-29 10:36:50 AM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: AndreMA: Jon iz teh kewl: guess what drug DEALERS are profitting from this shiat and not paying taxes. they are STEALING from the government. and not contributing to my unemployment compsensation. fark em

They can't call the police if someone holds them up and steals their money or merchandise.

They can't sue their customers for non-payment of debt, or their suppliers for non-delivery of product.

They do pay a variety of other taxes, just like everyone else.

what's the point of marijuana?? to teach vengenance?


Like a lot of nice things you can't have.
That Christian god is such a card and he has such devoted sycophants.
Most of whom are puppets of their own devils.

Too much Big Money likes the phoney, profitable War on Drugs and does not appreciate your efforts to undermine their profits.
But, once you do, you can haz the herb.
Like God intended.
2012-07-29 10:12:02 AM
1 votes:

hbk72777: Yeah, don't blame the dumbass liberal who committed the crime that caused the events.


Well we wouldn't want an entire thread to go by without some douchey comment about "liberals". I was getting worried there for a minute.
2012-07-29 09:50:43 AM
1 votes:

clowncar on fire: Mugato: "She smelled like weed" is pretty weak PC for a warrant. A cop could just say anyone smelled like weed. There's really no way to prove it one way or the other.

If only there was some sort of animal with a keen sense of smell that could be trained to signal the presence of narcotics....

With the previlence of usage, merely smelling like marijuanna should not be probable cause. A simple ride on public transport, attending a concert, having an aquaintance that does use may be enough to pick up the scent.

Personally- if I wasn't a user, I'd get it out of the way and invite the officer in for a look see. There's no point wasting time and public moneys delaying the inevitable search over the time it takes to get a warrant, plus a show of goodwill toward the police actually goes a long way.

The whole thing reeks of small time dealers selling t o smalltime users and getting busted out in a small time way by small time officers. A $25 fine and 3 hours of picking up trash in an orange vest should be all thats needed to repair this mess.


Wow, a world where the law enforcement reality is reasonable. You must be stoned.
2012-07-29 09:38:49 AM
1 votes:

Vertdang: Smoking pot leads to two things.

1) Junk food.
2) Carpentry


Huh. Explains Jesus.
2012-07-29 09:29:09 AM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: if people are suing tobacco companies. you better bet they'd be suing heroin companies once that stuff is legalized (since pot is a GAYtway drug)


You Farkers postin' in a troll thread
2012-07-29 09:24:47 AM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: a single "pot" hit lasts for longer than 3 weeks. therefore during all that time your stoned at work. making you irritable and unfriendly. like most pot smokers.!


Are you always an idiot or do you just play one in the internet?
2012-07-29 09:21:15 AM
1 votes:
Maybe 'turning in' the old ladies with 200 cats and a hoard of garbage up to the rafters would solve 2 problems. The cops would clean out some houses and would get tired of needless search warrants.
2012-07-29 09:19:28 AM
1 votes:
i've seen what POT DOES TO PEOPLE *FIRSTHAND*
have *YOU*?

try going to a salvation army
then you'll see.
homeless out of work
just cause of one joint
and or alcohol which is also against Jesus.

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2012-07-29 08:57:17 AM
1 votes:
I hope the rest of her customers know these two clowns and bust their asses for getting the local dealer in trouble.
2012-07-29 08:51:37 AM
1 votes:
The American Government is waging a war against its own citizenry.

Can we charge the entire government with treason?
2012-07-29 08:39:20 AM
1 votes:
Dude, the Dakotas are so boring, the government should be giving marijuana away to the folks up there.
 
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