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2012-07-29 03:44:20 AM  
5 votes:
Fark NBC and their eternally shiatty coverage of the Olympics. They should at least let someone with half a brain cover the rest of the sports except for the 3 or 4 that they deign to cover. Guess what assholes we can see basketball 9 months out of every year so let's get a little variety and I don't want to know anything about the athletes because the only interesting thing about them is that they're world class in their sport even if they do have a 3 legged cat or something else equally heart warming. Bob Costas can shut the hell up and get off of my TV you farking boring midget.
2012-07-29 03:01:33 AM  
5 votes:

sithon: can't see it on canada . what is it?


This is what the page shows and says.

www.nbcolympics.com Population: 21,766,711
Area: 7,741,220 km²
Location: Oceania
Capital: Canberra
Major Cities: Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth, Adelaide
Languages: English
Currency: Australia Dollar
Olympic debut: 1896


And below all that it says:

Located in central Europe, bordered to the north by Germany and the Czech Republic, to the west by Switzerland and Liechtenstein, to the south by Italy and Slovenia, and to the east by Hungary and Slovakia. Is primarily mountainous with the Alps and foothills covering the western and southern provinces.
2012-07-29 03:18:01 AM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-29 03:16:02 AM  
3 votes:

G-Rot: \Given my impression of my fellow Americans though, I don't suspect it is.

Yeah, cause every 'Merican is dumb 'cept yew, right asshole?


We've been gutting education for three decades. It's not a stretch.
2012-07-29 05:39:50 AM  
2 votes:
Really? No one has posted this yet

24.media.tumblr.com
2012-07-29 03:38:08 AM  
2 votes:

G-Rot: \Given my impression of my fellow Americans though, I don't suspect it is.

Yeah, cause every 'Merican is dumb 'cept yew, right asshole?


I've worked in a position where I take calls from random citizens on the issues of the day. The average American is a moron.
2012-07-29 03:19:17 AM  
2 votes:
The best part is that that description is an EXACT COPY/PASTE JOB from the actual Austrian profile.
2012-07-29 03:12:36 AM  
2 votes:
img705.imageshack.us
2012-07-29 10:06:52 AM  
1 votes:
An opportunity to drag this old thing out of the attic:

home.earthlink.net
2012-07-29 07:39:19 AM  
1 votes:

Medic Zero: Lee Jackson Beauregard: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Hi, I'm Kurtzel, from Albania ... you know, down there between Georgia and Mississippi.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 500x500]

LOLwut?!

That image shows Albania in the Caucus region. Is that the joke? Albania is in the Balkans...


Let's ask the expert:

upload.wikimedia.org

Albania
Albania
You border on the Adriatic...

mountainous...
chrome
.
2012-07-29 07:34:57 AM  
1 votes:

ArtosRC: Location: Oceania

?



/Wouldn't the location of Australia be Australia?
//Being its own continent and all


There has been a trend of late to define the continent of Oceania as containing Australia and the South Pacific Islands.

Continents are like planets. The definitions predate our modern knowledge and so are more conveniences than facts.

If we were to define them using the continental shelves, our maps would look *very* different (for example, a good chunk of Siberia would be in North America).
2012-07-29 06:31:15 AM  
1 votes:

OscarTamerz: Fark NBC and their eternally shiatty coverage of the Olympics. They should at least let someone with half a brain cover the rest of the sports except for the 3 or 4 that they deign to cover. Guess what assholes we can see basketball 9 months out of every year so let's get a little variety and I don't want to know anything about the athletes because the only interesting thing about them is that they're world class in their sport even if they do have a 3 legged cat or something else equally heart warming. Bob Costas can shut the hell up and get off of my TV you farking boring midget.


Don't watch the televised coverage. Create an account on www.nbcolympics.com (go to the big "click here and get ready" button) and you can watch streaming of ANY sport, any event. They're saved so you can watch replays too.
2012-07-29 06:30:33 AM  
1 votes:
It would be really useful if someone could post the screenshot here in the thread.
2012-07-29 04:17:12 AM  
1 votes:
strangemaps.files.wordpress.com
2012-07-29 03:38:35 AM  
1 votes:
Perhaps they've been drinking vodak and thinking about Quinn on a piano while a ugly ass baby gorilla is... Whatever.

/mememememememe
2012-07-29 03:35:26 AM  
1 votes:
"it's a Trapp"
2012-07-29 03:30:58 AM  
1 votes:

Gosling: Junior Seau "now is now retired".


damn. that is sad. and bloody shoddy stuff. these folks get paid ca$h money to do these updates.
I wouldnt trust most of them to ask my if i wanted fries with that.
2012-07-29 03:27:15 AM  
1 votes:
By the way, folks, go check American Samoa.

Junior Seau "now is now retired".
2012-07-29 03:26:26 AM  
1 votes:

Arcturus72: Lenny_da_Hog: G-Rot: \Given my impression of my fellow Americans though, I don't suspect it is.

Yeah, cause every 'Merican is dumb 'cept yew, right asshole?

We've been gutting education for three decades. It's not a stretch.

I have to agree with Lenny...

Here in this nuthouse called Flori-duh, It seems lately, that when in the "boom times" of the housing market, the schools were the absolute last place to get any cut of the tax money and such rolling in... Now that the housing market went to hell, the first place they started cutting funds was from the schools...

Then, on top of all that, most teachers haven't gotten a raise in 4-6 years, but the payscale has gone up sort of normally... So now, a starting teacher has the potential to be making more than a teacher that has been working for 6 years or so... So why stick around?

See why it's not much of a stretch?


Those old teachers are worn out and bitter anyway.
2012-07-29 03:22:03 AM  
1 votes:

Lenny_da_Hog: G-Rot: \Given my impression of my fellow Americans though, I don't suspect it is.

Yeah, cause every 'Merican is dumb 'cept yew, right asshole?

We've been gutting education for three decades. It's not a stretch.


I have to agree with Lenny...

Here in this nuthouse called Flori-duh, It seems lately, that when in the "boom times" of the housing market, the schools were the absolute last place to get any cut of the tax money and such rolling in... Now that the housing market went to hell, the first place they started cutting funds was from the schools...

Then, on top of all that, most teachers haven't gotten a raise in 4-6 years, but the payscale has gone up sort of normally... So now, a starting teacher has the potential to be making more than a teacher that has been working for 6 years or so... So why stick around?

See why it's not much of a stretch?
2012-07-29 03:19:17 AM  
1 votes:
i1222.photobucket.com
2012-07-29 03:18:08 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
/anyone post this yet?
2012-07-29 03:15:19 AM  
1 votes:
Thanks NBC for keeping us infromed.
2012-07-29 03:13:21 AM  
1 votes:
\Given my impression of my fellow Americans though, I don't suspect it is.

Yeah, cause every 'Merican is dumb 'cept yew, right asshole?
2012-07-29 03:12:49 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-29 03:09:10 AM  
1 votes:
Ya know, people could avoid this confusion by using the Anglicized German country name, Eastrich
 
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