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2012-07-29 02:40:54 AM
Great catch, subby! Outstanding!
 
2012-07-29 02:42:49 AM
lol
 
2012-07-29 02:47:04 AM
can't see it on canada . what is it?
 
2012-07-29 02:48:11 AM
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2012-07-29 03:01:33 AM

sithon: can't see it on canada . what is it?


This is what the page shows and says.

www.nbcolympics.com Population: 21,766,711
Area: 7,741,220 km²
Location: Oceania
Capital: Canberra
Major Cities: Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth, Adelaide
Languages: English
Currency: Australia Dollar
Olympic debut: 1896


And below all that it says:

Located in central Europe, bordered to the north by Germany and the Czech Republic, to the west by Switzerland and Liechtenstein, to the south by Italy and Slovenia, and to the east by Hungary and Slovakia. Is primarily mountainous with the Alps and foothills covering the western and southern provinces.
 
2012-07-29 03:06:57 AM
I sincerely hope that's a deliberate joke. Austrian gift shops do sell tee shirts with Kangaroos on them, a little turnabout is amusing.


\Given my impression of my fellow Americans though, I don't suspect it is.
\\The Brits would do something like that. If it was the BBC...
 
2012-07-29 03:08:09 AM
Can anyone get a screenshot just in case it gets fixed? It would also be useful for anyone in a country that can't view the site.
 
2012-07-29 03:09:10 AM
Ya know, people could avoid this confusion by using the Anglicized German country name, Eastrich
 
2012-07-29 03:10:55 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Can anyone get a screenshot just in case it gets fixed? It would also be useful for anyone in a country that can't view the site.


Yep!
 
2012-07-29 03:12:36 AM
img705.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-29 03:12:46 AM
oyster.ignimgs.com
 
2012-07-29 03:12:49 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-29 03:13:21 AM
\Given my impression of my fellow Americans though, I don't suspect it is.

Yeah, cause every 'Merican is dumb 'cept yew, right asshole?
 
2012-07-29 03:15:19 AM
Thanks NBC for keeping us infromed.
 
2012-07-29 03:16:02 AM

G-Rot: \Given my impression of my fellow Americans though, I don't suspect it is.

Yeah, cause every 'Merican is dumb 'cept yew, right asshole?


We've been gutting education for three decades. It's not a stretch.
 
2012-07-29 03:17:57 AM

Dallymo: Bathia_Mapes: Can anyone get a screenshot just in case it gets fixed? It would also be useful for anyone in a country that can't view the site.

Yep!


WxGuy1: [img705.imageshack.us image 650x622]


Thanks to both of you.
 
2012-07-29 03:18:01 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-29 03:18:02 AM
lh3.googleusercontent.com
Hi gais what's goin' on
in this thread?

/deanna durante
//hottest woman alive, xtina hendrix and her chest cannons be damned
 
2012-07-29 03:18:08 AM
i.imgur.com
/anyone post this yet?
 
2012-07-29 03:19:17 AM
The best part is that that description is an EXACT COPY/PASTE JOB from the actual Austrian profile.
 
2012-07-29 03:19:17 AM
i1222.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-29 03:19:22 AM
Geographical trolling? Bwahahahahahahahaha!
 
2012-07-29 03:20:18 AM
Sometimes its the little things that make me laugh.
This was one of those times.
 
2012-07-29 03:20:42 AM
This is beautiful.
 
2012-07-29 03:20:51 AM
OMG that is too funny.

+1 Subby
 
2012-07-29 03:22:03 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: G-Rot: \Given my impression of my fellow Americans though, I don't suspect it is.

Yeah, cause every 'Merican is dumb 'cept yew, right asshole?

We've been gutting education for three decades. It's not a stretch.


I have to agree with Lenny...

Here in this nuthouse called Flori-duh, It seems lately, that when in the "boom times" of the housing market, the schools were the absolute last place to get any cut of the tax money and such rolling in... Now that the housing market went to hell, the first place they started cutting funds was from the schools...

Then, on top of all that, most teachers haven't gotten a raise in 4-6 years, but the payscale has gone up sort of normally... So now, a starting teacher has the potential to be making more than a teacher that has been working for 6 years or so... So why stick around?

See why it's not much of a stretch?
 
2012-07-29 03:23:54 AM

Fark Me To Tears: Great catch, subby! Outstanding!


Wish I could say it was mine, but it looks like mine is still awaiting a redlight/greenlight while someone else got it greenlit with the exact same URL not all that long after my submission. I'm thinking I had a green swiped out from under me.

Ah well. As long as NBC is getting its richly-deserved thrashing, doesn't really matter who gets the green off it.
 
2012-07-29 03:24:44 AM
I blame Mittens.

/"FU america, we shat you out"
 
2012-07-29 03:25:06 AM
Hi, I'm Kurtzel, from Albania ... you know, down there between Georgia and Mississippi.
 
2012-07-29 03:26:26 AM

Arcturus72: Lenny_da_Hog: G-Rot: \Given my impression of my fellow Americans though, I don't suspect it is.

Yeah, cause every 'Merican is dumb 'cept yew, right asshole?

We've been gutting education for three decades. It's not a stretch.

I have to agree with Lenny...

Here in this nuthouse called Flori-duh, It seems lately, that when in the "boom times" of the housing market, the schools were the absolute last place to get any cut of the tax money and such rolling in... Now that the housing market went to hell, the first place they started cutting funds was from the schools...

Then, on top of all that, most teachers haven't gotten a raise in 4-6 years, but the payscale has gone up sort of normally... So now, a starting teacher has the potential to be making more than a teacher that has been working for 6 years or so... So why stick around?

See why it's not much of a stretch?


Those old teachers are worn out and bitter anyway.
 
2012-07-29 03:27:15 AM
By the way, folks, go check American Samoa.

Junior Seau "now is now retired".
 
2012-07-29 03:30:58 AM

Gosling: Junior Seau "now is now retired".


damn. that is sad. and bloody shoddy stuff. these folks get paid ca$h money to do these updates.
I wouldnt trust most of them to ask my if i wanted fries with that.
 
2012-07-29 03:35:26 AM
"it's a Trapp"
 
2012-07-29 03:36:18 AM
This made my day.
 
2012-07-29 03:36:23 AM

G-Rot: \Given my impression of my fellow Americans though, I don't suspect it is.

Yeah, cause every 'Merican is dumb 'cept yew, right asshole?


No, the rich kids go to private school.
 
2012-07-29 03:38:08 AM

G-Rot: \Given my impression of my fellow Americans though, I don't suspect it is.

Yeah, cause every 'Merican is dumb 'cept yew, right asshole?


I've worked in a position where I take calls from random citizens on the issues of the day. The average American is a moron.
 
2012-07-29 03:38:35 AM
Perhaps they've been drinking vodak and thinking about Quinn on a piano while a ugly ass baby gorilla is... Whatever.

/mememememememe
 
2012-07-29 03:40:02 AM

Gosling: By the way, folks, go check American Samoa.

Junior Seau "now is now retired".


Well, he is retired from life.
 
2012-07-29 03:42:15 AM
WORST CITY IN EUROPE
 
2012-07-29 03:43:27 AM

alienated: Gosling: Junior Seau "now is now retired".

damn. that is sad. and bloody shoddy stuff. these folks get paid ca$h money to do these updates.
I wouldnt trust most of them to ask my if i wanted fries with that.


Ha ha, you think they update.

Check Mexico's medal outlook.

"If the men's soccer team qualifies, Mexico would be a medal contender."
 
2012-07-29 03:44:20 AM
Fark NBC and their eternally shiatty coverage of the Olympics. They should at least let someone with half a brain cover the rest of the sports except for the 3 or 4 that they deign to cover. Guess what assholes we can see basketball 9 months out of every year so let's get a little variety and I don't want to know anything about the athletes because the only interesting thing about them is that they're world class in their sport even if they do have a 3 legged cat or something else equally heart warming. Bob Costas can shut the hell up and get off of my TV you farking boring midget.
 
2012-07-29 03:44:30 AM
What the fark is a Bight?
 
2012-07-29 03:49:42 AM

ongbok: Gosling: By the way, folks, go check American Samoa.

Junior Seau "now is now retired".

Well, he is retired from life.


And he was born in San Diego, and never lived in Samoa.
 
2012-07-29 03:50:20 AM

hbalien: What the fark is a Bight?


Wikipedia:

In geography, bight has two meanings. A bight can be simply a bend or curve in any geographical feature-usually a bend or curve in the line between land and water.

Alternatively, the term can refer to a large (and often only slightly receding) bay. It is distinguished from a sound by being shallower. Traditionally explorers defined a bight as a bay that could be sailed out of on a single tack in a square-rigged sailing vessel, regardless of the direction of the wind (typically meaning the apex of the bight is less than 25 degrees from the edges).
 
2012-07-29 03:51:20 AM
Wanted for comment:

i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-29 03:52:48 AM

hbalien: What the fark is a Bight?

Where all the sharks are......
 
2012-07-29 03:53:06 AM

Ivo Shandor: Alternatively, the term can refer to a large (and often only slightly receding) bay. It is distinguished from a sound by being shallower.


And something between the two is a "sound bight"

 
2012-07-29 03:56:19 AM
I'm Australian and this made my farking day. +1.
 
2012-07-29 03:58:40 AM
Interesting factoid: In 1274 A.D. nobody cared two shiats about Australia. It wasn't until 1303 when Edmind Hibble pointed his telescope to his wife and said, "Get out of my way, you person of the other gender".The rest of the story is written in the stars. Or it can be downloaded from I-Tunes. Or maybe S-h-up-latey.
 
2012-07-29 04:01:53 AM

Dallymo: Bathia_Mapes: Can anyone get a screenshot just in case it gets fixed? It would also be useful for anyone in a country that can't view the site.

Yep!


THANK YOU!
 
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