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(Adelaide Now)   It's always fun when you take your kids to McDonald's and the whole family gets to see a junkie overdose in the corner. ''I told a staff member it was happening and she said sorry, the manager isn't in at the moment"   (adelaidenow.com.au) divider line 15
    More: Asinine, Mcdonald, St Kilda, overdose, Royal Melbourne Hospital  
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2012-07-29 07:47:43 AM
6 votes:
Reading this story made me Grimace.
2012-07-29 06:32:53 AM
3 votes:
Did they dress him up like Ronald afterward so the kids wouldn't be traumatized?
2012-07-29 05:08:56 PM
1 votes:
maybe they forgot the jingle for the new emergency number

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
2012-07-29 02:06:31 PM
1 votes:
Meh, this sort of thing happens all the time at Los Pollos Hermanos and no one even looks up from their food.
2012-07-29 11:46:31 AM
1 votes:

farkityfarker: I thought all of Australia was humongous spider country. The main reason I've never gone there.


Nobody has died of a spider bite in Australia since 1979.
2012-07-29 10:23:32 AM
1 votes:
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2012-07-29 10:15:40 AM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: farkityfarker: paulseta: Ah, this is Adelaide.

If I'm reading the article correctly, it occurred in Melbourne.

ah. spidah country

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I thought all of Australia was humongous spider country. The main reason I've never gone there.

(The other being the looooooooooong flight.)
2012-07-29 10:08:11 AM
1 votes:

paulseta: Ah, this is Adelaide.


If I'm reading the article correctly, it occurred in Melbourne.
2012-07-29 08:24:39 AM
1 votes:
what's the emergency? someone's getting high and it's not me?? selfish coonts
2012-07-29 08:16:50 AM
1 votes:

Buffet: He poisons himself with smack. They poison their fat Fark kids with the garbage from that joint.
Very little difference.


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2012-07-29 08:15:14 AM
1 votes:
He poisons himself with smack. They poison their fat Fark kids with the garbage from that joint.
Very little difference.
2012-07-29 07:57:33 AM
1 votes:

farkityfarker: SoxSweepAgain: 9, 1, and 1.

Why go through the minimum wage kids working the counter?

I believe it's 9, 1, and 1.

/Certainly someone had a "cell phone".

000 in Australia.


They must really hate people with rotary phones there.
2012-07-29 07:55:21 AM
1 votes:

farkityfarker: SoxSweepAgain: 9, 1, and 1.

Why go through the minimum wage kids working the counter?

I believe it's 9, 1, and 1.

/Certainly someone had a "cell phone".

000 in Australia.


999 in the UK. Although 911 also does the same as a nod to one of the places we used to own.

Reason the Queen looked annoyed on Friday night wasn't because she was forced to humiliate herself for Olympic comedy. It was because she was watching all these countries walking past, thinking "I used to rule you farkers!"
2012-07-29 07:40:24 AM
1 votes:
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2012-07-29 02:44:18 AM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: I am curious as to why the man who reported the druggie to the staff member didn't call emergency services himself when he didn't get a proper response.


That, and I'm pretty sure "The manager isn't here" translates directly to "I don't want to be stabbed in the face with a dirty needle"
 
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