Creepy.

The reviews are comedy gold. My favorite is:

At first I was skeptical about this mask. Those fears dissipated when I went to my first costume party wearing this mask! I was the hit of the party. The amazing this was, people really believed I was a Unicorn! Now I wear this mask everywhere, and people everywhere I go people believe! I also noticed that I have started to fart rainbows! An amazing, magical product to be sure!

Why does subby hate us?

PC LOAD LETTER: My wife woke me up wearing that. She's lucky she's alive.

Most juries would see homocide as a justifiable response to that, really.

Product Features:
Latex
Realistic fur mane
Fits most adult heads
Vaguely disturbing

Lol

I didn't quite get what I was supposed to get from the article, but I just wanted to say that I absolutely love the expression "nightmare fuel" and use it whenever I can. I first came across it when someone referred to the cartoon Ben 10 as nightmare fuel, specifically the sequence of him transforming into Ghost Freak.

Anyone want to guess where the horn is???

Amazon product reviews still trying to reclaim the glory and fame it had with Tuscan Whole Milk huh? Never going to happen..

This is Archie McPhee stuff-cool people who took over the old State Liquor store, their employees gotte be on here somewhere...

REAL nightmare fuel

You offend the fairy godfather, you'll find this in your bed one morning.

PC LOAD LETTER: My wife woke me up wearing that. She's lucky she's alive.

I woke up with just a unicorn head in my bed. I must have pissed off a magical Italian.

I'd like to put that thing on and walk around in a lightly populated area. When I'd see somebody looking at me, I'd stop and stare at them for a good twenty seconds, then I'd start running toward them. It'd be funny if they weren't armed.

That link gave me cancer.

My ever tolerant wife took one look at it and said no. Little does she know...*ominous music*
/filing the receipt under Honeymoon Expenses...
//subby

Rye_: I'd like to put that thing on and walk around in a lightly populated area. When I'd see somebody looking at me, I'd stop and stare at them for a good twenty seconds, then I'd start running toward them. It'd be funny if they weren't armed.

ABACAB, cause your never there
ABACAB!!

Best. Pillow. Evar.

nightmare fuel you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzwm7t9Xs_o

basemetal: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

Anyone have a link for oversized squirrel testicles?

As found in the props closet.

Meh.

The George W. Bush mask is scarier.

"... but then I realized, I'm also a unicorn."

The user submitted photos are killing me...

Nightmare fuel.

PC LOAD LETTER: My wife woke me up wearing that. She's lucky she's alive.

My dad and I are still gasping for air. I must buy!

styckx: Amazon product reviews still trying to reclaim the glory and fame it had with Tuscan Whole Milk huh? Never going to happen..

Yep, more so since unicorns apparently can't spell for shiat, per say

Is this review...is this shiat for REAL??

"Search no further -- Magical Unicorn Mask is my number one choice when it's time to throw myself against the floor and jerk my body in rhythmic euphoria.

The Magical Unicorn Mask is durable, but flexible enough to not cut off circulation or the ability to crane your head in a moments notice. The muffling effect added to your voice when screaming from within the mask adds an otherworldly quality that is a wonderful addition to roleplay.

The only cons are that it is incredibly hard to hear anything but the bassline of my dance/triphop albums while wearing it, so you may have to cut small holes in the sides.

If you are planning to include another person in your convulsive festivities be sure that they either wear a similar headpiece or protective eyewear. Save yourself or others a trip to the ER."

DrRatchet: [boingboing.net image 600x377]

The mask was modeled from the famous painting of "Napoleon Crossing the Alps"

It reminds me of the interrupting horse in Fuseli's "Nightmare" (can't find an image small enough to post).

Im Horney... get it? Horney

/I'll be here all week

CygnusDarius: Nightmare fuel.

+1, nice find

Oh wow. The possibilities of this mask are endless. That and the regular horse mask are going on the list of things to pick up.

Absurd, disturbing, and highly amusing.

Approves.

What's his FARK handle?

What the fark am I looking at.

Really. What the hell is that. That's terrifying.

Goddamnit, Furries. I'm one of you, and even I think you jumped the shark years ago.

styckx: Amazon product reviews still trying to reclaim the glory and fame it had with Tuscan Whole Milk three wolf moon shirt huh? Never going to happen..

This is the first I've heard of the milk, gonna check it out now.

DrRatchet: upload.wikimedia.org

This one?

count chocula: nightmare fuel you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzwm7t9Xs_o

WTF ...?

...but wait; there's more.

/...and more.

Was the referral link really necessary?