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(The Sun)   Pretty 18-year-old eats nothing but chips 'n' cheese, can't find a boyfriend (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 280
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2012-07-29 03:48:10 PM
She looks like she sweats a lot.

/do not want
 
2012-07-29 03:48:37 PM
"I bet you have a pretty smile."

"Really?' (Smiles)

"Huh, nope, I guess I was wrong."
 
2012-07-29 04:00:12 PM
She has lazy eyes. It should be a deal breaker and if it is not then prepare to be killed in your sleep by her after she mates.
 
2012-07-29 04:53:28 PM
i133.photobucket.com

"S'gonna take quite a bit o' porkin' to work off them cheesy chips, that's for true"
 
2012-07-29 05:22:49 PM
New foods terrify her and the sight of a banana being peeled makes her gag. She can eat white bread - but only one particular brand.

i51.tinypic.com

That'll be three dollars.
 
2012-07-29 05:51:39 PM

itazurakko: That said, I have an actual simple phobia (to a common object, odd enough that no one would suspect it so it's fairly easy to just avoid the thing without people noticing I'm behaving strangely or anything) and can't possibly imagine being confronted with having to EAT one of those items. Just. Can't.

So yeah I'm a bit sympathetic, if that's how it is. Still, at least in your case it seems you can maybe just casually avoid the group in question? Enough other stuff on a normal menu you can do?

Thing with phobias (and presumably this disorder too if that's how it is) is they're not logical or rational in any way. Conscious brain knows damn well it's silly but the lizard brain keeps veto power.


Well, enough of the stuff on the normal menu. IF you figure the food pyramid food group is meats, fruits, vegetables, grains, fats and sugars, there is one group in there I have eliminated entirely (and no it's neither meats or vegetables, I love those). So I can eat healthy (which is a blessing). I have also learned coping mechanisms as I aged (I'm in my 30's now), where if I'm asked about it I just explain it as an allergy without having to go into the details. I'm not embarrassed by it any more, and have come to accept it as just my quirk. I just get tired of all the questions about it. I used to not be able to even look at certain foods in this group, not be near them, and I have entirely overcome that. I can even touch a few of them without completely losing my shiat.

But it is peculiar. I have actually said someone "Those insect dish at your table looks delicious! But no, leave that blueberry muffin over there. I can't eat that." I'm really not a fussy eater.
 
2012-07-29 06:44:30 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Can we have a moratorium, or maybe just a little time out, on these kinds of headlines?

/pretty please?


You could just ignore them.
 
2012-07-29 07:14:18 PM
DERP
 
2012-07-29 07:19:22 PM
"Selective Eating Disorder"

goddamn you and your first world f*cking problems.


/welcome to No Sympathy Night, try the veal
//oh wait...
 
2012-07-29 07:45:15 PM
I'm jonesing for brownies right now, but I'm powering through it right now, so I'm getting a kick out of this story.
 
2012-07-29 08:13:27 PM

fireclown: I'm jonesing for brownies right now, but I'm powering through it right now, so I'm getting a kick out of this story.


I'm eating brownies right now. Fresh from the oven.


/sorry
 
2012-07-29 08:21:12 PM
Stop dressing like your grandmother and you might marry a rich man.
 
2012-07-29 10:24:04 PM
She look a lot older than the SUN says.
 
2012-07-29 11:01:10 PM

gulogulo: As someone who has Selective Eating Disorder, though not to the degree she has (I'll eat lots of foods, but there is an entire food group I have a strong aversion to), I can say it's really difficult to get over and hard to explain. I've been like this for as long as I can remember (and yes, my parents really did try to help me), and no, no one ever 'traumatized' me with the food I avoid. THe reaction, however, is very similar to a phobia, where I have all the symptoms of a panic attack (heart racing, sweating, increased rate of breathing) when presented with the food ...even if I tell myself that I logically know it can't hurt me. How do you explain that to people?

And yes, everyone thinks the cure is to just 'try it' and I might like it...when I can't even get myself to chew or swallow, that's kind of out of the question. It is similar to if someone handed you a rotten piece of meat, stinking to high heaven and covered in maggots and told you to just 'try it'. Imagine how hard it would be to force it down?


Baloot anyone?
 
2012-07-29 11:45:23 PM

spawn73: Yeah, that or she'll just starve to death.


In two weeks? Can I have some of whatever you're smoking?
 
2012-07-30 12:00:14 AM

MemeSlave: SquiggelyGrounders: BBW thread!

[fc03.deviantart.net image 600x400]

Those aren't BBWs. Those are manatees.


Sea cows!
 
2012-07-30 03:02:53 AM
Eating only cheese fries isn't so strange, that's where the freshman 40 comes from.
 
2012-07-30 10:05:19 AM
Those are nice...would you like some gravy on those?

/Would hit. Why the hell not?
 
2012-07-30 12:56:44 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-30 01:10:39 PM

EbolaNYC: dave1y: "Pretty" from British publication linked on Fark=fat skank with big floppy bazoombas. Yeah for us.

Real big boobs don't stick out like inflatable pool toys.


ORLY?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-30 01:34:31 PM

dave1y: EbolaNYC: dave1y: "Pretty" from British publication linked on Fark=fat skank with big floppy bazoombas. Yeah for us.

Real big boobs don't stick out like inflatable pool toys.

ORLY?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 480x640]


Yeah rly. You've proven my point, those sag like they're supposed to, not stick straight out. Thanks for the help.
 
2012-07-30 04:25:53 PM
I am addicted to eating vaginas is that a problem?
 
2012-07-30 05:38:31 PM
No. I don't think you'll get close enough to suffer much.
 
2012-07-30 05:46:05 PM

Profedius: I am addicted to eating vaginas is that a problem?


depends are we talking about oral sex or the digestion of flesh
 
2012-07-30 05:47:50 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Profedius: I am addicted to eating vaginas is that a problem?

depends are we talking about oral sex or the digestion of flesh


Good thing I ate my lunch over 5 hours ago. Oral sex is what we are talking about.
 
2012-07-30 06:06:45 PM

EbolaNYC: dave1y: EbolaNYC: dave1y: "Pretty" from British publication linked on Fark=fat skank with big floppy bazoombas. Yeah for us.

Real big boobs don't stick out like inflatable pool toys.

ORLY?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 480x640]

Yeah rly. You've proven my point, those sag like they're supposed to, not stick straight out. Thanks for the help.


And they're fake.
 
2012-07-31 06:40:25 PM

thamike: EbolaNYC: dave1y: EbolaNYC: dave1y: "Pretty" from British publication linked on Fark=fat skank with big floppy bazoombas. Yeah for us.

Real big boobs don't stick out like inflatable pool toys.

ORLY?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 480x640]

Yeah rly. You've proven my point, those sag like they're supposed to, not stick straight out. Thanks for the help.

And they're fake.


No, they're quite real.

/mmmm, Faith...
 
2012-07-31 06:50:15 PM

Patterson: No, they're quite real.

/mmmm, Faith...


They certainly don't look real. You're not just taking her website at its word, are you?
 
2012-07-31 06:58:54 PM

thamike: Patterson: No, they're quite real.

/mmmm, Faith...

They certainly don't look real. You're not just taking her website at its word, are you?


I've done very thorough research that includes many website, not just the one.

I like my science done right. That and I'm a boob man to a near-obsessive degree. You can take my word as boob gospel my good man.
 
2012-08-01 02:12:10 AM

rat_creature: The more you eat the more you fart: So porn stars would kill for nasty saggy lopsided tits?

Given how many bad boob jobs there are in porn, it's apparently not out of the question...


Mmmhmmm.... I was about to tell him "You know how I know you don't look at much porn?"
 
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