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(The Sun)   Pretty 18-year-old eats nothing but chips 'n' cheese, can't find a boyfriend (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 280
    More: Dumbass, InBev, chicken nuggets, white-breads, addictions  
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2012-07-28 08:48:32 PM  
New foods terrify her and the sight of a banana being peeled makes her gag

There's
your love problem
 
2012-07-28 08:55:18 PM  
Stop looking at the guy next to me like that!
 
2012-07-28 09:24:32 PM  
img12.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-28 09:31:34 PM  
She has the eyes of a shark.
 
2012-07-28 09:47:21 PM  
...like the fist of a hungry god.
 
2012-07-28 09:51:07 PM  
I'd hit it.

"STOP EATING NOTHING BUT CHIPS!" *SMACK*
 
2012-07-28 10:45:01 PM  
She looks constipated.
 
2012-07-28 11:58:13 PM  
Cheap dinner date
 
2012-07-29 12:09:08 AM  
"Pretty" from British publication linked on Fark=fat skank with big floppy bazoombas. Yeah for us.
 
2012-07-29 12:12:32 AM  
Eh, I'd drench her in my mayo and eat her.
 
2012-07-29 12:18:30 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Eh, I'd drench her in my mayo and eat her.


Ewww, you're supposed to eat her before you drench her.
 
2012-07-29 12:26:23 AM  
'I have a serious food addiction, causing emotional problems.... so what do you think of my boobs?'
 
2012-07-29 12:28:51 AM  
She's obviously never EVER been to TFD. It's like a support group for people just like her.
 
2012-07-29 12:42:06 AM  
That's what Farker call pretty?

Ewwww
 
2012-07-29 12:48:28 AM  

platedlizard: That's what Farker call pretty?

Ewwww


Remember we're talking about British standards.
 
2012-07-29 12:52:58 AM  

platedlizard: That's what Farker call pretty?


Don't give them too much credit, the only criteria considered is:

i1055.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-29 12:53:00 AM  

platedlizard: That's what Farker call pretty?

Ewwww


I was expecting far worse -- seriously, for Britain, she's not bad
 
2012-07-29 01:09:31 AM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-29 01:20:02 AM  

RadioAaron: platedlizard: That's what Farker call pretty?

Don't give them too much credit, the only criteria considered is:

[i1055.photobucket.com image 517x323]


Her terrible skin looks like a 90 year old handbag. Pretty sure it's the diet.

/and her tits point each direction just like her eyes
 
2012-07-29 01:21:52 AM  

sirgrim: Her terrible skin looks like a 90 year old handbag. Pretty sure it's the diet.

/and her tits point each direction just like her eyes


Geeeeze, good thing her knees aren't showing.
 
2012-07-29 01:24:44 AM  

RadioAaron: sirgrim: Her terrible skin looks like a 90 year old handbag. Pretty sure it's the diet.

/and her tits point each direction just like her eyes

Geeeeze, good thing her knees aren't showing.


And where did she get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, geeeeeeeez.

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-29 01:25:10 AM  

RadioAaron: sirgrim: Her terrible skin looks like a 90 year old handbag. Pretty sure it's the diet.

/and her tits point each direction just like her eyes

Geeeeze, good thing her knees aren't showing.


The Fark standard is horizontal creases in the fat where her kneecaps should be.
 
2012-07-29 01:48:29 AM  
Who's hotter? Cheesy chip girl or Chicken McNuggets girl?


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-07-29 01:59:13 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Who's hotter? Cheesy chip girl or Chicken McNuggets girl?


[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x697]


I bet they could get together and make greasy, greasy love.
 
2012-07-29 02:03:36 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-29 02:40:01 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Lionel Mandrake: Who's hotter? Cheesy chip girl or Chicken McNuggets girl?


[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x697]

I bet they could get together and make greasy, greasy love.


They could make their own secret sauce!
 
2012-07-29 02:49:53 AM  
kvltmagz.com
Are you a wizard?
 
2012-07-29 03:04:28 AM  

RadioAaron: platedlizard: That's what Farker call pretty?

Don't give them too much credit, the only criteria considered is:

[i1055.photobucket.com image 517x323]


That is not the skin of an 18 year old. Hell, I'm 32 and my skin is better than that. Look at those wrinkles. Girl needs to eat more protein and vegetables.
 
2012-07-29 03:23:28 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Who's hotter? Cheesy chip girl or Chicken McNuggets girl?


[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x697]


'I loved them so much they were all I would eat,' she said. 'I just couldn't face even trying other foods. Mum gave up giving me anything else years ago.'

seriously, WTF is wrong with these parents? I know that white trash is, well, white trash. but STILL. How about farking vitamins? at least there would be less chance for deficiencies.

People get all crazy about nanny-states telling parents what to do ... but .... FFS.
I guess the good news is that there is some chance that these two freaks will break their bodies before they have babies.
Or god help their poor mutant children.
 
2012-07-29 05:30:23 AM  
OMFG, I would make her THE best chips and cheese in the history of the UNIVERSE.

Totally what I find attractive. Total hottie.

/TFA is probably BS though.
 
2012-07-29 05:39:39 AM  
As someone who never does the "how the hell did this get greenlit" thing... seriously, how do these keep getting greenlit? These stories are so stupid. Her and mcnugget girl both... listen, if your horrible diet is something that is causing you emotional distress, go to a therapist, not the press.
assets.diylol.com
 
2012-07-29 05:41:31 AM  

batcookie: As someone who never does the "how the hell did this get greenlit" thing... seriously, how do these keep getting greenlit? These stories are so stupid. Her and mcnugget girl both... listen, if your horrible diet is something that is causing you emotional distress, go to a therapist, not the press.
[assets.diylol.com image 510x375]


Put her on a water-only diet for about 2 weeks, then see how picky she is. I'd lay odds she'd be cured.
 
2012-07-29 05:44:06 AM  
I love how she "slimmed down" to 13 stone. Stone is such a quaint measurement it doesn't give you the full picture of her lardassness. 13 stone is 182 lbs.

/although I have farked worse
 
2012-07-29 05:46:25 AM  

2wolves: She has the eyes of a shark.


Black eyes... Like a doll's eyes. And when she comes at ya, she doesn't even seem to be livin'.
 
2012-07-29 05:49:19 AM  

TommyymmoT: FirstNationalBastard: Eh, I'd drench her in my mayo and eat her.

Ewww, you're supposed to eat her before you drench her.


Freaky-Deakies need love, too. Freaky-Deakies need love, too...
 
2012-07-29 05:50:42 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-29 05:51:54 AM  
what the fark is wrong with her eye?
 
2012-07-29 05:52:19 AM  
2wolves:

She has the eyes of a shark.

Huh? I think she has Tammy Faye eyebrows. If she left them natural I'd do her.
 
2012-07-29 05:54:31 AM  
Lionel Mandrake:

Who's hotter? Cheesy chip girl or Chicken McNuggets girl?

Ms. McNuggets is prettier and looks less mopey.

I'll take either though if you'll pay postage.
 
2012-07-29 05:56:50 AM  
Fat woman fat tits naturally.
 
2012-07-29 05:59:18 AM  

platedlizard: That's what Farker call pretty?

Ewwww


You've been here 4 years and you still haven't figured out the backwards usage of the terms "pretty" or the more common "Smoking hot" yet? For shame...
 
2012-07-29 06:04:02 AM  
WTF is wrong with these people? She has the eyes of a serial killer and most likely has a raging yeast infection from that horrible diet. Despite that, I'm sure she could get laid but might not find many that will put up with her crazy.
 
2012-07-29 06:04:14 AM  
Why in the hell are we being subjected to ANY news from The Star,isn't it one of those rags you find at the checkout counter
 
2012-07-29 06:06:47 AM  
Can we have a moratorium, or maybe just a little time out, on these kinds of headlines?

/pretty please?
 
2012-07-29 06:09:20 AM  
www.hoax-slayer.com
 
2012-07-29 06:10:35 AM  

GreenSun: Fat woman fat tits naturally.


Not always. And those are the saddest fat women of all. :(

I tried to GIS you an example, but I forgot that I had SafeSearch off and I'm a bit busy throwing up just now.
 
2012-07-29 06:13:38 AM  

2wolves: She has the eyes of a shark.


It's all those chips and cheese. Gives you a blank stare when you're that constipated.
 
2012-07-29 06:14:38 AM  

untaken_name: batcookie: As someone who never does the "how the hell did this get greenlit" thing... seriously, how do these keep getting greenlit? These stories are so stupid. Her and mcnugget girl both... listen, if your horrible diet is something that is causing you emotional distress, go to a therapist, not the press.
[assets.diylol.com image 510x375]

Put her on a water-only diet for about 2 weeks, then see how picky she is. I'd lay odds she'd be cured.


Tried it. If it was that "easy" then believe me, I would have been cured 12 years ago. Also, finding a therapist that has even heard of SED is tough.

/2-week overseas trip = starvation diet
 
2012-07-29 06:17:37 AM  
pretty---FAT
 
2012-07-29 06:18:38 AM  

Mara See Mara Do: untaken_name: batcookie: As someone who never does the "how the hell did this get greenlit" thing... seriously, how do these keep getting greenlit? These stories are so stupid. Her and mcnugget girl both... listen, if your horrible diet is something that is causing you emotional distress, go to a therapist, not the press.
[assets.diylol.com image 510x375]

Put her on a water-only diet for about 2 weeks, then see how picky she is. I'd lay odds she'd be cured.

Tried it. If it was that "easy" then believe me, I would have been cured 12 years ago. Also, finding a therapist that has even heard of SED is tough.

/2-week overseas trip = starvation diet


Hey, going on a 2-week water-only diet is NOT easy. I just thought it might work because, although I'm not super picky, when I came off mine, I woulda eaten just about anything. I've never dreamed about food before or since.
 
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