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(WTKR)   If you're giving interviews from the hospital about how your wife ran you down, then drove down the highway with you hanging onto the hood - all after leaving a court hearing for stabbing you, you might want to talk to a divorce lawyer   ( divider line
    More: Scary, court hearing, Virginia State Police, stabbing, highways, interviews  
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4901 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jul 2012 at 6:44 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-29 06:59:03 AM  
2 votes:
I give her credit for trying to keep the relationship new and exciting.
2012-07-29 08:17:39 AM  
1 vote:

jimmyego: "I forgive her," he said.

Better man than I then. I say burn the witch.

He just knows she's already screwed, and now he's going to be much better off.
2012-07-29 07:23:13 AM  
1 vote:
"I felt shocked due to her and I being married for such a long time and for it to result to something like that,"

shiat, I'd run him down too, if that's how he talks all the time.
2012-07-29 12:49:52 AM  
1 vote:
Or get a guitar and a Nudie suit and head to f*cking Nashville.
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