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(WTKR)   If you're giving interviews from the hospital about how your wife ran you down, then drove down the highway with you hanging onto the hood - all after leaving a court hearing for stabbing you, you might want to talk to a divorce lawyer   (wtkr.com) divider line 26
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2012-07-29 12:49:52 AM  
Or get a guitar and a Nudie suit and head to f*cking Nashville.
 
2012-07-29 12:55:03 AM  
Thanks for the ride lady.
 
2012-07-29 02:24:45 AM  
Why she sounds charming!
 
2012-07-29 05:14:32 AM  
She has another man, dude.
 
2012-07-29 06:57:09 AM  

Walker: Thanks for the ride lady.


I truly didn't expect anyone to beat me to the Creepshow 2 reference, but there it is.
 
2012-07-29 06:59:03 AM  
I give her credit for trying to keep the relationship new and exciting.
 
2012-07-29 07:07:56 AM  
"I forgive her," he said.

Better man than I then. I say burn the witch.
 
2012-07-29 07:13:19 AM  
IMPOSSIBRUUUUU

According to US Media, television and film, men are violent pigs who are always the aggressors. Never the women.
 
2012-07-29 07:17:13 AM  
...If you've ever been to Newport News, this should not surprise you in the slightest.
 
2012-07-29 07:23:13 AM  
"I felt shocked due to her and I being married for such a long time and for it to result to something like that,"

shiat, I'd run him down too, if that's how he talks all the time.
 
2012-07-29 07:26:50 AM  
"It was just a blank stare like I'm going to kill this guy," Derrick Graham exclusively told NewsChannel 3 Investigator Jessica Larche. "Our eyes were locked and I told her slow down, slow down. She had no remorse. None."

who's this "guy" you wanted to kill, Derrick?
more to this story perhaps?
 
2012-07-29 07:56:47 AM  

AtlanticCoast63: ...If you've ever been to Newport News, this should not surprise you in the slightest.


I have, and it does not.

/Virginia beach isn't any better.
 
2012-07-29 08:17:39 AM  

jimmyego: "I forgive her," he said.

Better man than I then. I say burn the witch.


He just knows she's already screwed, and now he's going to be much better off.
 
2012-07-29 08:17:45 AM  
fark a lawyer. Shot the biatch or you'll end up paying her for the rest of your life.

Also, way cheaper.
 
2012-07-29 08:20:56 AM  

SDRR: fark a lawyer. Shot the biatch or you'll end up paying her for the rest of your life.

Also, way cheaper.


THIS IS WHY YOU CANNOT HAVE NICE THINGS
 
2012-07-29 08:22:35 AM  
Lavetta??? Pretty much answers it!
 
2012-07-29 08:25:58 AM  
"Hooker, were you able to jump onto the hood of the car?"

"Oh yeah!"

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2012-07-29 08:37:16 AM  

AtlanticCoast63: ...If you've ever been to Newport News, this should not surprise you in the slightest.


Hey, I live here, and it's not that bad. At least my house. And maybe the nice old couple next door.

The people across the street, however...
 
2012-07-29 09:23:30 AM  
I admit this is probably unfair, but all throughout the article I kept thinking, Dude, what the hell did you do to her?!
 
2012-07-29 09:45:15 AM  
"Oh, I ran into my my ex husband yesterday. It felt so good, I did it again."
 
2012-07-29 10:04:03 AM  
But I bet the sex is AH-MA-ZING ...

Voodoo Poonanny
 
2012-07-29 10:07:38 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: "It was just a blank stare like I'm going to kill this guy," Derrick Graham exclusively told NewsChannel 3 Investigator Jessica Larche. "Our eyes were locked and I told her slow down, slow down. She had no remorse. None."

who's this "guy" you wanted to kill, Derrick?
more to this story perhaps?


i.qkme.me
 
2012-07-29 10:08:25 AM  
fc03.deviantart.net
 
2012-07-29 10:25:31 AM  
It would seem to me that car manufactures should consider putting in some sort of safety device for this sort of situation. Don't know what it would be exactly. Perhaps some sort of psycho gauge/siren.
 
2012-07-29 10:31:35 AM  
"Other than some cuts and bruises, Derrick is expected to make a full recovery." - TFA

Oh, poor thing, his cuts and bruises will never fully recover. That is such a shame.

/Editor, please
 
2012-07-30 08:05:03 AM  

cryinoutloud: "I felt shocked due to her and I being married for such a long time and for it to result to something like that,"

shiat, I'd run him down too, if that's how he talks all the time.


How YOU doin' ?
 
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